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A Sword Without a Hilt: A Song of Ice and Fire/D&D 3.5 Crossover

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Goldfish said:
[X] Plan "Exterminate!"
-[X] Viserys launches a brace of Quickened Searing Agonizing Elemental Fire Darts at the Dark Djinn, then follows with a Dimensional Anchor spell. He then casts Celerity and Freezing Glance.
-[X] Dany targets it with a Reached Harm spell.
-[X] Waymar targets it with another Lightning Lance spell, aiming to strike it with both bolts.
-[X] Tyene targets it with Confusion.
-[X] Maelor casts Nerveskitter on himself, then targets the Dark Djinn with Blindness.
-[X] Glyra targets it with Lesser Confusion.
-[X] Malarys targets it with a suitably dangerous offensive spell (Streamers, maybe?).
-[X] Richard grits his teeth, wills the Dark Djinn to die a messily painful death, and stays close to everyone so as to protect them with his Holy Aura. He will be inquiring, most insistently, about getting the ability to fly after this fight.
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Waymar has a ranged attack besides Lightning: Whirling Blade.

If he goes first anyway, we can let the lower level guys dispel him before hitting with the heavy SoDs.

Waymar can move, use Quickened True Strike and use Whirling Blade channeling Dispelling Touch and Power Attacking for full.

I'm writing something, hold on.
 
TotallyNotEvil said:
Doesn't need to be reached.
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Could have sworn it was touch...

Goldfish said:
@Azel Dany doesn't keep that spell prepared any longer, now that Viserys know it.
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Forgot that he got it. Hasn't come up much lately, since Baleful Polymorph takes care of that most of the time anyway.

Takesis said:
So... It has this...



How about Malarys recite the Valyrian constitution in front of it and we can all watch it from his POV.

This is Epic Rap Battle of ASWAH 2: Extemporaneous Speaking
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One glorious day, we will get into legal trouble with Baator. And then we have three days worth of updates about Viserys and Malarys lawyering against an Archduke of Hell. :V
 
Azel said:
[X] Plan Exterminate
-[X] Viserys: Quickened Dispel on the flames, then Searing, Agonizing Firebrand
-[X] Dany: Reached Dimensional Anchor
-[X] Maelor: Fly above the Djinn, then use Benign Transposition to drop Richard on him
-[X] Richard: Apply Sword

Taking suggestions for Tyene and Glyra.

No turtling that guy, since the Shaitan will ask why we did that and given that they have laws against True Death methods, they won't like our turtle habits.
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Dim anchor is a ray. Tyene can attempt to dispel Viserys or asr/anchor the djinn herself. Viserys can attempt a quickend pain darts for the second prone save. Dany alter fortune's at need (great spell for Maelor, scamming fate/probability, and all).

Waymar's is also here - light Ning Lance again?
 
Can't we justify polymorphing him by wanting to get all the information on his employers/other beings who are going for the same goal as he?
And wanting to take grafts too.
I'm preeeetty sure that these Jenie will understand the desire to take the most out of winning over an asshole who wanted to make your scull into a goblet.
And aren't Old gods explicitly NOT permadeath? I'm, again, pretty sure that saying something along the lines "Oh, there's a few godlings who don't mind giving out some power in return for spilling your enemies' blood. Not souls though, don't care 'bout those" will get them to accept, we're their saviors by that point after all.

Don't get me wrong though, I'm totally all for burning his burning ass into more burning. It's just that I'm being greedy :p
 
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Also that spell we got is really nasty.

15d6 > 7d6 > 3d6 > 1d6 = 26d6 fire damage total.

If it was anyone BUT Viserys with his Save Against Fire: Yes the party member would be cinders by the end.
 
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ryuan said:
Also that spell we got is really nasty.

15d6 > 7d6 > 3d6 > 1d6 = 26d6 fire damage total.

If it was anyone BUT Viserys with his Save Against Fire: Yes the party member would be cinders by the end.
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Well, being Immune to fire (or as resistant as Richard's armor) reduces it to the vile portion of the damage, so maybe half of that even if the save is failed.
I think Tyene, Maelor and Glyra can worry about it, the other half is safe.
 
Updated plan.

Glyra is Bat-Gremlin!

[X] Plan "Exterminate!"
-[X] Viserys launches a brace of Quickened Dispel Magic at the Dark Djinn, then follows with a Searing Agonizing Elemental Fire Darts spell. He then casts Celerity and Dimensional Anchor.
-[X] Dany targets it with a Reached Harm spell, using Alter Fortune if it resists to make it roll again.
-[X] Waymar targets it with his Whirling Blade spell.
-[X] Tyene targets it with Boneshatter, on the off chance it has bones.
-[X] Maelor casts Nerveskitter on himself, then targets the Dark Djinn with a Maximized Eldritch Blast.
-[X] Glyra targets the Dark Djinn with her Retractable Kyton Ring, then reels herself to it for some face to face time.
-[X] Malarys targets it with a suitably dangerous offensive spell (Streamers, maybe?), unless he succeeds on a knowledge check to determine the Dark Djinn's weakness, in which case he recites the tenants of his Faith as a Church Inquisitor of Balerion.
-[X] Richard grits his teeth, wills the Dark Djinn to die a messily painful death, and stays close to everyone so as to protect them with his Holy Aura. He will be inquiring, most insistently, about getting the ability to fly after this fight.
 
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Azel said:
Could have sworn it was touch...


Forgot that he got it. Hasn't come up much lately, since Baleful Polymorph takes care of that most of the time anyway.


One glorious day, we will get into legal trouble with Baator. And then we have three days worth of updates about Viserys and Malarys lawyering against an Archduke of Hell. :V
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Im still waiting for a chance to carve a letter into the skin of a devil/demon and then banish It back to its superiors.
Signed with our full title.
 
This would be a joke vote but as you all know me, sometimes I want to see stuff burned... in words!

[X] Have Malarys do a knowledge check
-[X] If he recognizes the spirit, recite the Faith of Balerion's version of the Code of Conduct.
-[X] Otherwise, Goldfish's plan
 
Azel said:
@DragonParadox, since either Viserys or Malarys should have had questioned this, could you clarify? Will they object to turning the guy into fertilizer?
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You are not in the Opaline Vault or the lands it holds right now and that certainly is not a citizen, so no their laws do not apply for this situation. Some might have a cultural taboo against such magics... but present company is definitely not included.
 
DragonParadox said:
You are not in the Opaline Vault or the lands it holds right now and that certainly is not a citizen, so no their laws do not apply for this situation. Some might have a cultural taboo against such magics... but present company is definitely not included.
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Sacrifice Turtle is up and running! :D

Also, is anyone else excited about that staff? :) That thing's got to be worth a fortune.
 
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