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A Sword Without a Hilt: A Song of Ice and Fire/D&D 3.5 Crossover

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Crake said:
I don't know what kind of woman Richard is into... and it's not necessarily a high born lady type of woman, either, sure, maybe he's into badasses...

...but I think we can do a little better for him than some uneducated savage who's main redeeming qualities is their "bravery" and "open-mindedness".

Richard could probably do with a little less frequent bravery from his closest loved ones.
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But see... Richard, can rein in her bravery, and teach her how to read snuggled up on a werebearpelt infront of the pitfireplace. :V

Edit: And just look how good a father figure he is to Viserys!
 
Evaunit02mark1 said:
Look the man is a killing machine.

It's for the good of the kingdom to make sure he makes more little psychotic madpeople, living blenders, valiant champions of the realm as soon as possible with the most fitting lady, and from what we've heard this girl found her husband was a shape-changing man-eating bear thing, and instead of panicking like most people slit his throat.

That sounds to me like prime badass genetics right there, or at the very least a sensible head on her shoulders, which in this world is rare indeed.
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...but from a game perspective all the players will see is less Richard time and longevity-scarcity related angst; see Sylene and Garin.
 
I think Richard wants a more traditional Westerosi wife, but we can shove badass women near him and see if he bites.
 
I think someone suggested the still-as-yet unwed Dayne that Beric would marry later on?

Though, on reflection, they might object to being paired with the Chief Enforcer of the Dread Sorcerer Dragon Pirate King.
 
If he's badass often enough, I wouldn't be surprised if the impression of his will and being will echo across the planes, carried forth by the epicness of his deeds.

Fast forward 20-5000 years and you see baby dream-weavers calling on the "Richard" template as they mock-fight* in playful preparation of their future adventures!

*Restricted to desolate places only; after the fallout from Second, Fourth and Eighth fires of King's Landing, and the result of Orphene vs Imperial Empire** (Represented by the House Targaryen)***

**I can't remember what name is most common in the future visions the players have, but, eh.

***Restitution came down to 4 gold, 7 silver, a sweetroll taken from a child and conceptual propelled pointy stick removal from someone's unfortunate patella.
 
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Crake said:
I think someone suggested the still-as-yet unwed Dayne that Beric would marry later on?

Though, on reflection, they might object to being paired with the Chief Enforcer of the Dread Sorcerer Dragon Pirate King.
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"Eh, just spend some time with me and my friends, I'm sure you'll start to like us more when we know eachother better" - As said by everyone with mind magics, ever :p
 
Diomedon said:
I think Richard wants a more traditional Westerosi wife, but we can shove badass women near him and see if he bites.
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Pretty much this. I'm certainly not going to advocate trying to ship Richard with anyone, the poor guy is already suffering enough from us, but I wouldn't mind to nudge a few nice ladies his way.
 
Azel said:
She needs at least level 2 to hit our AC without threatening a crit.
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TotallyNotEvil said:
Not really. It's not particularly high AC. Warrior 3 with Weapon Focus and 14 DEX can hit that with a roll of 15, for example, and that's a rather average archer, if competent, and roll that's just decently high.

SL said average archer has 75%+ chance to hit.
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Aww. :( Okay, since the werebear spared her for being strong I'm hoping that she's a PC, but confirmation soon would be nice so we can decide if we want to roll out the full recruitment package or not.
 
Me and @Duesal toyed with the name "Crown Imperium" because it puts the relevance of Sovereign in the same breath as the State.
 
Richard, Oberyn and Robert actually meet quite often at brothels, but they have a tacit agreement not to talk about it ever (in Oberyn's case the agreement was more explicit. Let's just say that not even Oathkeeper liked the place it would have been shoved into had Oberyn disagreed)
 
MTB said:
... why is our AC so low? Aren't we buffed to the wingtips?
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We don't have any persistently active AC buffs now that we aren't keeping Recitation in the Persistomancy rotation.

All Viserys had was +4 from Mage Armor. He could have increased it further with Shield and Haste. If Lya or Vee were here, Shield of Faith and Barkskin could have been added, too. Etc.
 
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You laugh, @Wheel of time, but I sincerely would like to make a treasure trove stashed somewhere out across the mysterious Sunset Sea, call it the "Sole Splendor" and send erstwhile adventurers off sailing for fame and fortune.

Of course when they discover it they'll find a note that says "the treasure was friendship all along".

And maybe some consolation prizes. But it was mostly a batman gambit to get all of them to migrate to lands sorely in need of adventurers to protect our frontier settlements overseas.
 
Crake said:
You laugh, @Wheel of time, but I sincerely would like to make a treasure trove stashed somewhere out across the mysterious Sunset Sea, call it the "Sole Splendor" and send erstwhile adventurers off sailing for fame and fortune.

Of course when they discover it they'll find a note that says "the treasure was friendship all along".

And maybe some consolation prizes. But it was mostly a batman gambit to get all of them to migrate to lands sorely in need of adventurers to protect our frontier settlements overseas.
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Let's make it better by leaving Artifacts that are activated only by the Power of Friendship.
 
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