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A Sword Without a Hilt: A Song of Ice and Fire/D&D 3.5 Crossover

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Goldfish said:
Stop trying to match Richard up with a savage. That way lies madness and waifu wars.
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Yeah, What Richard really needs is someone with a prestige class in "innkeeper".
So she'd be high-level (good saves and skills) but not the type to go fighting.
And if she got that XP, then presumably she can deal with him day-to-day :D
 
TalonofAnathrax said:
Yeah, What Richard really needs is someone with a prestige class in "innkeeper".
So she'd be high-level (good saves and skills) but not the type to go fighting.
And if she got that XP, then presumably she can deal with him day-to-day :D
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There is a 0.07% chance that any given inkeeper will in fact be above level 17.

Wouldn't mind seeing Tavern Owner!Viserys
 
TalonofAnathrax said:
Let's let Bloodraven handle that please
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I'm planning to bring this up with Bloodraven. I want him to select one Wildling that's both not a moron and fit enough that we can mould them into a killing machine, we get to work grinding levels, we equip them with adventurer's gear, and then we punt them over the Wall and tell them to get to work while we handle the rest of the world.

EDIT: Hell, they wouldn't even have to be King/Queen Beyond the Wall. They could just be a wandering hero that acts in our name.
 
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Goldfish said:
Stop trying to match Richard up with a savage. That way lies madness and waifu wars.
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Look the man is a killing machine.

It's for the good of the kingdom to make sure he makes more little psychotic madpeople, living blenders, valiant champions of the realm as soon as possible with the most fitting lady, and from what we've heard this girl found her husband was a shape-changing man-eating bear thing, and instead of panicking like most people slit his throat.

That sounds to me like prime badass genetics right there, or at the very least a sensible head on her shoulders, which in this world is rare indeed.
 
I don't know what kind of woman Richard is into... and it's not necessarily a high born lady type of woman, either, sure, maybe he's into badasses...

...but I think we can do a little better for him than some uneducated savage who's main redeeming qualities is their "bravery" and "open-mindedness".

Richard could probably do with a little less frequent bravery from his closest loved ones.
 
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I fully agree with any and all attempts to hook up Richard with someone and I sincerely doubt we will find any better candidates then Ella the Badass Free Folk Lady.
 
Crake said:
I don't know what kind of woman Richard is into... and it's not necessarily a high born lady type of woman, either, sure, maybe he's into badasses...

...but I think we can do a little better for him than some uneducated savage who's main redeeming qualities is their "bravery" and "open-mindedness".

Richard could probably do with a little less frequent bravery from his closest loved ones.
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I feel we need a list of all the times Sir Richard has had a rage break at the situations we find ourselves getting entangled in. Long and noble has been his suffering to defend his Liege and Lady from harm with thier insatiable hunger for power and loot.
 
Crake said:
I don't know what kind of woman Richard is into... and it's not necessarily a high born lady type of woman, either, sure, maybe he's into badasses...

...but I think we can do a little better for him than some uneducated savage who's main redeeming qualities is their "bravery" and "open-mindedness".

Richard could probably do with a little less frequent bravery from his closest loved ones.
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Ser Richard has been known to discretely visit high class brothels and pay generously, but otherwise you know very little about his preferences.
 
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