A Sword Without a Hilt: A Song of Ice and Fire/D&D 3.5 Crossover
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ContemplateLife
Philosopher Thesaurus
- Location
- Canada
- Pronouns
- He/Him
Oh and, if Jamie dying is necessary then yeah, no problem. He's an adult and whilst I'd prefer he not, it's not worth wasting the opportunity. Jeoffrey and (apparently?) Kevan are the ones to save.
- Location
- ?????????
[X] Bloodraven, using the rod of Baleful Teleport, will send Joffery to his room. Then proceeds to explode.
Until someone is more eloquent this is my vote.
Until someone is more eloquent this is my vote.
- Location
- Germany
[X] Have Bloodraven wait for Joffrey to be distracted so that he doesn't know what happens, then cast Quickened Baleful Teleport on him, then detonate.
-[X] Deposit him in the Great Sept of Baelor to implicate the Faith in this. If necessary, you will scapegoat Guncer Sunglass for the explosion.
@egoo, @Goldfish, @Crake, fine?
-[X] Deposit him in the Great Sept of Baelor to implicate the Faith in this. If necessary, you will scapegoat Guncer Sunglass for the explosion.
@egoo, @Goldfish, @Crake, fine?
- Location
- United States
It's honestly a shame Kevan is a Lannister. In canon Varys assassinated him because he was too competent.
Evaunit02mark1
S-s-smell the Prey, S-s-start the Hunt.
Oh then this will be easy.
Bloodraven burns a wish to punt Joffery somewhere safe while everyone has their guards down (in so much a paranoid bitch like Cersei or a warrior like Jaime would let their guards down in a small room filled with "trustworthy" supervisors right after murdering the previous king with a literal poison hooker), pops the nuke, and we all sit down for tea and cookies.
One-two punch, and we can even burn a wish for our trademark "quicktime fuck you bullshit" rounds to make damn sure the teleportation spell takes.
MasterDrakus
DEUS SOL
- Location
- Minas Gerais, Brazil
[X] Azel
In the devil I trust.
In the devil I trust.
- Location
- ?????????
[X] Azel
See. Someone more eloquent.
See. Someone more eloquent.
The Star Crowned Queen should have had a child try to convince us to spare her and her court.
If she was going to go with that level of fey manipulation I would have had her reincarnate as a legitimately innocent child, hiding her full power within the child's soul so Viserys would have to soul kill the kid to get to her. Sadly for her she did not get the time to plan and thought she had more time.
- Location
- ?????????
Well that would be a nuclear bomb going off on the thread. Jesus.
- Location
- United States
Even more sadly for us there were almost no relics left of hers to loot.
- Location
- The Netherlands
[X] Have Bloodraven wait for Joffrey to be distracted so that he doesn't know what happens, then cast Quickened Baleful Teleport on him, then detonate.
-[X] Deposit him in the Great Sept of Baelor to implicate the Faith in this. If necessary, you will scapegoat Guncer Sunglass for the explosion.
-[X] Deposit him in the Great Sept of Baelor to implicate the Faith in this. If necessary, you will scapegoat Guncer Sunglass for the explosion.
- Location
- Germany
[X] Varys casts Stilled Quickened Resilient Sphere on Joffrey, then explodes.
I assume this one works as well?
I assume this one works as well?
- Location
- ?????????
He will see the blood chunks of his council and uncle and mother...so maximum trauma?
Goldfish
Friendly Spider-Fish Abomination
- Location
- Formerly of the Far Realm
- Location
- Germany
egoo
Totally Not Creating Problems Where None Existed
- Location
- Russia
We would have just thrown Lya and Qyburn at this, covering both the "soul" and "body" insofar as parts we would've had to cut open and stitch back together afterwards.
I mean, there's few characters with as much expertise as Lya souls-wise, and I don't think even the Fey had stuff she couldn't untangle given a few months of dedicated work.
Westerosi Idiots, upon coming to the scene of fiery carnage: "...Joffrey killed the Small Council! Burn the witch-traitor!"
- Location
- Germany
Can I then interest you in a vote that kills everyone we want dead and leaves Joffrey safe and sound?
Hence why I probably would not have done it, I did say 'if'. It would have been something as insidious though.
- Location
- United Kingdom
[X] Azel
- Location
- Texas
- Pronouns
- He/Him
The majority of the Orange Court is squid food at best because of us btw.
- Location
- Germany
Is it not good for us if someone can tell in the aftermath that the explosion originated from the traitor Varys?
Better to avoid implication that this was some random magical assault by us.
(Because let's be honest, we could propably teleport in, explode everyone and teleport out within one round if we had to, particularly with Timestop)
- Location
- United States
I still want to give the Deep Ones a gift basket for that. They saved us a lot of trouble.
Crake
I AM THE STORM THAT IS APPROACHING
- Location
- USA