Is Ysilla busy? She invented ASWaH!Warhammer and clipboards, so she has everything she needs to deal with obscure rules/traditions and obscene amounts of bureaucracy. :V
[X] Duesal

@Goldfish some Grave Marker Arrows might be fun for the Dothraki. That many undead probably aren't all directly under someone's control, and we know they aren't all sentient, so being in the middle of a formation when every two bit hack of a reanimated skeleton in 300 ft decides to take a swing at you wouldn't be fun.
 
Is Ysilla busy? She invented ASWaH!Warhammer and clipboards, so she has everything she needs to deal with obscure rules/traditions and obscene amounts of bureaucracy. :V
[X] Duesal

@Goldfish some Grave Marker Arrows might be fun for the Dothraki. That many undead probably aren't all directly under someone's control, and we know they aren't all sentient, so being in the middle of a formation when every two bit hack of a reanimated skeleton in 300 ft decides to take a swing at you wouldn't be fun.
I'll put a bunch on the crafting schedule. We can turn out quite a few of them in just a few days.
 
Is Ysilla busy? She invented ASWaH!Warhammer and clipboards, so she has everything she needs to deal with obscure rules/traditions and obscene amounts of bureaucracy. :V
[X] Duesal

@Goldfish some Grave Marker Arrows might be fun for the Dothraki. That many undead probably aren't all directly under someone's control, and we know they aren't all sentient, so being in the middle of a formation when every two bit hack of a reanimated skeleton in 300 ft decides to take a swing at you wouldn't be fun.
I think she was an Inquisition trainee?
 
I think she was an Inquisition trainee?
What better final exam than infiltrating a minor court from the top? :V
It's not a good idea to put a 10-11(?) year old in charge of anything more complicated than going to school, but I'd honestly trust her to do a better job than 80% of the Westerosi and Magisters we have on hand; if only because she'll listen and think about what her advisors say instead of spending all day being salty about one dumb thing or another.

More anti undead things:
Saline Purge - cheap anti-curse and anti-poison medicine, because the undead have some nasty options in this area.
Ghost Salt Weapons Blanch - for arrows, because it's cheaper than enchanting ammunition.
Holy Weapon Balm - for similar purposes, because 6 IM for 2d4 extra damage minimum for 10 pieces of ammunition is pretty great.
Iron Spike of Safe Passage - for scouting missions.
Papyrus of Eternal Rest - Because the ghost busters are busy.
edit: extra word removed.
 
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What better final exam than infiltrating a minor court from the top? :V
It's not a good idea to put a 10-11(?) year old in charge of anything more complicated than going to school, but I'd honestly trust her to do a better job than 80% of the Westerosi and Magisters we have on hand; if only because she'll listen and think about what her advisors say instead of spending all day being salty about one dumb thing or another.

More anti undead things:
Saline Purge - cheap anti-curse and anti-poison medicine, because the undead have some nasty options in this area.
Ghost Salt Weapons Blanch - for arrows, because it's cheaper than enchanting ammunition.
Holy Weapon Balm - for similar purposes, because 6 IM for 2d4 extra damage minimum for 10 pieces of ammunition is pretty great.
Iron Spike of Safe Passage - for scouting missions.
Papyrus of Eternal Rest - Because the ghost busters are busy.
edit: extra word removed.
Gonna add a bunch of Saline Purge to the crafting schedule, too.

The Holy Weapon Balm is great, but it's an Alchemical item we can't make in any appreciable quantity of relatively short notice. We can sent someone to check the markets in our allied extraplanar trade cities to buy what's available, though.

EDIT: Adding a bunch of the Iron Spikes of Safe Passage, too. Those have all sorts of potential uses for a very cheap price.
 
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Here's Rhango's much updated character sheet. Let me know if ya'll see any issues before I send it DP's way.

Lots of new gear for him and Bonebreaker. I went ahead and applied the level up @Artemis1992 suggested earlier today, since it was just 7 skill points that needed to be distributed. I don't mind if ya'll want to vote for it, though. Easy enough to move them around if necessary.
 
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Here's Rhango's much updated character sheet. Let me know if ya'll see any issues before I send it DP's way.

Lots of new gear for him and Bonebreaker. I went ahead and applied the level up @Artemis1992 suggested earlier today, since it was just 7 skill points that needed to be distributed. I don't mind if ya'll want to vote for it, though. Easy enough to move them around if necessary.
I could swear he exchanged one of his other Scout features for the ability to have his horse Dodge with Evasion.
Trackless Step maybe, or his own movement-increase.
 
I could swear he exchanged one of his other Scout features for the ability to have his horse Dodge with Evasion.
Trackless Step maybe, or his own movement-increase.
Bonebreaker does benefit from Evasion, at least as far as the character sheet says. I didn't add that in for him, or any other features which weren't already listed.

EDIT: Ah, I see where it comes from, @Artemis1992. He gets it from the Equine Bond feature, which treats Bonebreaker as an Animal Companion, as if Rhango were a 6th level Druid.
 
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@DragonParadox, I woke up early and have nothing productive to do with my time, so I'm making a sheet entry for Bonebreaker.

Istaheqs start off with 7 HD. In his adventures with Rhango, has he gained any Racial HD?
 
I'd say he gained 1 HD.
Nice.

Here's a link to updated sheets for Rhango and Bonebreaker.

Now they're totally ready for 'The Adventurers of Bonebreaker and his Human', the sequel.

EDIT: Running the numbers, Bonebreaker can carry 8,400 pounds, drag 42,000 pounds, or even pull a 84,000 pound wagon at up to 39.7 mph for a short time, not that he'll ever likely be harnessed to a wagon. /horse flex 🐎
 
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Nice.

Here's a link to updated sheets for Rhango and Bonebreaker.

Now they're totally ready for 'The Adventurers of Bonebreaker and his Human', the sequel.

EDIT: Running the numbers, Bonebreaker can carry 8,400 pounds, drag 42,000 pounds, or even pull a 84,000 pound wagon at up to 39.7 mph for a short time, not that he'll ever likely be harnessed to a wagon. /horse flex 🐎
Now do the sane numbers plz.
:p
 
Vote closed.
Adhoc vote count started by DragonParadox on Jul 8, 2020 at 7:11 AM, finished with 74 posts and 17 votes.

  • [X] Approach someone to be the Lord of Omber
    -[X] Black Walder Frey
    -[X] Give him 10,000 IM as a seed fund (the same amount Vargo Alexi of Sallosh was given), along with a Valyrian Steel blade to commemorate his lordship, and aid in building himself a sturdy castle
    -[X] Grant him a Calligraphy Wyrm assistant
    -[X] Make sure he has basic gear (PfE, Healing Belt, etc)
    -[X] Make an offer of a single Heart Tree of his choice
    -[X] Have a talk with Black Walder on the challenges he'll face as a new lord, of the machinations of his new vassals, of the ways he can improve his lands through trade and immigration and enhanced infrastructure, and lastly of the threats he'll need to watch out for (mainly Deep Ones since he's in the Shivering Sea)
    --[X] Suggest that Black Walder offer sanctuary to other members of his family who wish to leave the Twins as a way to gain loyal subordinates (though the ones in Sorcerer's Deep can join him after a proper education)
 
Bonebreaker does benefit from Evasion, at least as far as the character sheet says. I didn't add that in for him, or any other features which weren't already listed.

EDIT: Ah, I see where it comes from, @Artemis1992. He gets it from the Equine Bond feature, which treats Bonebreaker as an Animal Companion, as if Rhango were a 6th level Druid.
I could swear he had that feature when we first met him, before the Asavir class ever came up.
He and his horse dodged a Fireball from us.
@DragonParadox, I woke up early and have nothing productive to do with my time, so I'm making a sheet entry for Bonebreaker.

Istaheqs start off with 7 HD. In his adventures with Rhango, has he gained any Racial HD?
Bone Breaker could just get his boni from being an Animal Companion, instead of levelling independantly.
 
I could swear he had that feature when we first met him, before the Asavir class ever came up.
He and his horse dodged a Fireball from us.

Bone Breaker could just get his boni from being an Animal Companion, instead of levelling independantly.
I remember what you're talking about, barely, but not the mechanics of it. Can't recall if there was any retraining involved, or a different special ability.

Not all of the Animal Companion stuff applies well to Bonebreaker. The HD for a 4th level Asavir's mount should only be 6, but a base Istaheq is already 7.
 
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Adhoc vote count started by DragonParadox on Jul 8, 2020 at 7:11 AM, finished with 74 posts and 17 votes.

  • [X] Approach someone to be the Lord of Omber
    -[X] Black Walder Frey
    -[X] Give him 10,000 IM as a seed fund (the same amount Vargo Alexi of Sallosh was given), along with a Valyrian Steel blade to commemorate his lordship, and aid in building himself a sturdy castle
    -[X] Grant him a Calligraphy Wyrm assistant
    -[X] Make sure he has basic gear (PfE, Healing Belt, etc)
    -[X] Make an offer of a single Heart Tree of his choice
    -[X] Have a talk with Black Walder on the challenges he'll face as a new lord, of the machinations of his new vassals, of the ways he can improve his lands through trade and immigration and enhanced infrastructure, and lastly of the threats he'll need to watch out for (mainly Deep Ones since he's in the Shivering Sea)
    --[X] Suggest that Black Walder offer sanctuary to other members of his family who wish to leave the Twins as a way to gain loyal subordinates (though the ones in Sorcerer's Deep can join him after a proper education)
 
Interlude DCCCXXXIX: Over the Horizon Beckoning
Over the Horizon Beckoning

First Day of the Second Month 294 AC

Black Walder Frey was not a man easy to startle, he had learned early and learned well the lessons of his House. Any sign of weakness would see you pinched and prodded from every angle in an attempt to grasp some scrap of advantage, and that was absent the misfortune of drawing the Old Man's eye in such a moment. But a man would have to be made of stone not to start when the Dragon King from across the sea stepped out from behind a tree while he was hunting like a devil in a parable.

And oh how like the devil he was then, the offer of lordship as sweet as it was sudden. Ten thousand dragons and a Valyrian steel sword to match the dagger he had won at the tourney if he accepted to be Prince of Omber.

"They asked for kin, but Dany was not minded to run off to the other end of Essos to rule," the Dragon King added with a sly smile that made him look young and old all at once. "I have an understanding with the Brackens and Blackwoods, but distant kin though he might be Hoster Blackwood is too young by half to be tossed into the deep waters of rule, even though his Braken bride-to-be has a steadier head on her shoulders. With you, my lord, I trust that I am leaving Omber and its princelings in good stewardship to accustom them to being part of a wider realm."

Perhaps unsurprisingly, given the very offer of which the King spoke, Black Walder had been looking at maps of Essos with more care than ever he had done as a boy under the indifferent tutoring of a now dead measter. "Omber... that's far to the north and east. I know little of those lands save that there are no great cities there and that few traders dare the waters."

At that the King nodded, accepting his unspoken reservations without affront. "Far lands and not the most populous, but you will have trading partners from Morosh and Sallosh restored in those waters and now that the yoke of the Dothraki is off their necks the people there should grow and prosper there in peace." From some hidden place of sorcery he drew a map finer than any Walder had ever seen to show these places.

"A new lordship that size will draw quite the buzzing swarm, and not all bees diligent to their tasks," the knight mused, already considering which of his kin would be worth approaching with the offer. Trust was a rare and precious thing in the Twins but not unheard of, especially when you knew the other person's weakness and they knew you knew and did not use it.

"Aye, it would be of some use to bring some trusted hands from home to the ducal court, though not too many lest they locals get skittish," the Dragon King said as though reading his thoughts, though probably, hopefully only his face. From the same other place he drew a couple of leather bound books, plain but with pages finer than any Walder had ever seen. "These are the trading posibilities my envoys identified, they weren't experts, but it's a place to start at least and this..." he motioned to the other book, features turning more grave. "Is a book on foes you are likely to face under the Shivering Sea."

Walder leafed through both tomes quickly, ambition warring with the hollow feeling in the pit of his stomach at the accounts of horrors washing in on tainted tides to twist the minds of men and feed on them. He was a brave man but not a foolish one, and for all the Dragon King's promises he knew he would be out on the ragged end of a new realm, the last to get help if there was even a need to portion it out. But I'd never get a full dukedom with people in it closer to the Narrow Sea, he reasoned, snapping the book shut. Wider lands than the Twins and if he was wise in rule soon to be more prosperous ones.

"I'm your man, Your Grace, I just need a few more days to talk to some of my kinsmen and then we'll ride out to hunt again and vanish without a trace in the woods. There's all sorts of unchancy things out here after all..."

"There are, aren't there?" the King laughed, clearly pleased with the day's work.

Lost 10,000 IM

Lost a Valyrian Steel Sword


As he vanished Walder wondered what beyond another kingdom falling in his lap had put the Dragon in so fine a mood. If he had been told it was something as simple as a nameday he likely wouldn't have believed it.

Who is invited to Viserys' nameday?

[] Write in

OOC: Keep in mind this isn't a court event, try to keep it to family and friends.
 
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Over the Horizon Beckoning

First Day of the Second Month 294 AC

Black Walder Frey was not a man easy to startle. He had learned early and learned well the lessons of his House. Any sign of weakness would see you pinched and prodded from every angle in an attempt to grasp some scrap of advantage, and that was absent the misfortune of drawing the Old Man's eye in such a moment. But a man would have to be made of stone not to start when the dragon king from across the sea stepped out from behind a tree while he was hunting, like a devil in a parable.

And oh how like the devil he was then, the offer of lordship as sweet as it was sudden. Ten thousand dragons and a Valyrian Steel sword to match the dagger he had won at the tourney, if he accepted to be Prince of Omber.

"They asked for kin, but Dany was not minded to run off to the other end of Essos to rule," the Dragon added with a shy smile that made him look young and old all at once. "I have an understanding with the Brackens and Blackwoods, but distant kin though he might be, Hoster Blackwood is too young by half to be tossed into deep waters of rule, even though his Bracken bride-to-be has a steadier head on her shoulders. With you, my lord, I trust that I am leaving Omber and its princelings in good stewardship to accustom them to being part of a wider realm."

Perhaps unsurprisingly given the very offer of which the king spoke, Black Walder had been looking at maps of Essos with more care than ever he had done as a boy under the different tutoring of a now dead measter. "Omber... that's far to the north and east. I know little of those lands save that there are no great cities there and few traders dare the waters."

At that the king nodded, accepting his unspoken reservations without affront. "Far lands and not the most populous, but you will have trading partners from Morosh and Salosh the restored in those waters, and now that the yoke of the Dothraki is off their necks the people there should grow and prosper in peace." From some hidden place of sorcery he drew a map finer than any Walder had ever seen, to show these places.

"A new lordship that size will draw quite the buzzing swarm, and not all bees diligent to their tasks," the knight mused, already considering which of his kin would be worth approaching with the offer. Trust was a rare and precious thing in the Twins, but not unheard of, especially when you knew the other person's weaknesses, and they knew you knew but did not use it.

"Aye it would be of some use to bring some trusted hands from home to the ducal court, though not too many lest the locals get skittish," the dragon said as though reading his thoughts, though probably, hopefully only his face. From the same other place he drew a couple of leather bound books, plain but with pages finer than any Walder had ever seen. "These are the trading possibilities my envoys identified. They weren't experts, but it's a place to start at least and this..." he motioned to the other book features turning more grave, "is a book on foes you are likely to face under the Shivering Sea."

Walder leafed through both tomes quickly, ambition warring with the hollow feeling in the pit of his stomach at the accounts of horrors washing in on tainted tides to twist the minds of men and feed on them. He was a brave man but not a foolish one, and for all the Dragon King's promises he knew he would be out on the ragged end of a new realm, the last to get help if there was even a need to portion it out. But I'd never get a full dukedom with people in it closer to the Narrow Sea, he reasoned, snapping the book shut. Wider lands than the Twins and if he was wise in rule, soon to be more prosperous ones.

"I'm your man, Your Grace. I just need a few more days to talk to some of my kinsmen and then we'll ride out to hunt again and vanish without a trade in the woods. There's all sorts of unchancy things out here, after all..."

"There are, aren't there?" the king laughed, clearly pleased with the day's work.

Lost 10.000 IM

Lost a Valyrian Steel Sword


As he vanished, Walder wondered what beyond another kingdom falling in his lap had put the dragon in so fine a mood. If he had been told it was something as simple as a nameday, he likely wouldn't have believed it.

Who is invited to Viserys' nameday?

[] Write in

OOC: Keep in mind this isn't a court event, try to keep it to family and friends. Not yet edited.
Here's an edited version of the chapter, DP.
 
@DragonParadox, so what was it that got Viserys to stop despising his birthday? He's adamantly refused to acknowledge it before now, barring his friends dropping off personal gifts.
 
I could swear he exchanged one of his other Scout features for the ability to have his horse Dodge with Evasion.
Trackless Step maybe, or his own movement-increase.

OOC: Rhango was a level 7 scout with one feature he effectively paid two feats for: a trick I called Horse Archer Mastery: Evasion like the rogue class feature while on a specially trained horse, so if he made his reflex save both he and his horse were fine.

I think this is it? I don't recall if it was retrained.
 
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