We should raid the treasury of Kings Landing and throw all of it at the Imperial Palace.

A solid gold bed made from Roberts treasury should make for some very good sleep.
No, no, no...a solid gold bed is only for show, perhaps to impress the minions, kidnapped princesses, and adventurers who manage to sneak past the lair's defenses. For a good night's rest, the discerning Dragon prefers to sleep on a mound of gold and other precious metal coinage. It's like memory foam, conforming to the Dragon's body for maximum comfort.
 
No, no, no...a solid gold bed is only for show, perhaps to impress the minions, kidnapped princesses, and adventurers who manage to sneak past the lair's defenses. For a good night's rest, the discerning Dragon prefers to sleep on a mound of gold and other precious metal coinage. It's like memory foam, conforming to the Dragon's body for maximum comfort.
You are acting as if we only have one bedroom in the palace...
 
Minor for the former due to our ridiculous subversion of the Red Keep @Azel, to the point where we could just disappear Baelish and we don't even have to come up with much of a plan beyond that.

A full action for the latter since it is doubtlessly warded and defended to hell and back.
 
Minor for the former due to our ridiculous subversion of the Red Keep @Azel, to the point where we could just disappear Baelish and we don't even have to come up with much of a plan beyond that.

A full action for the latter since it is doubtlessly warded and defended to hell and back.
Thing is though, it's just a singular attack, not really a long term infiltration. It should definitely count against the interruption limit, but I'm not sure if it should be a full action.

Though we could combine it with spreading agents in Greyport.
 
Part MMMCDLXXI: Shadow's Stories
Shadow's Stories

First Day of the First Month 294 AC

The spirits were abroad this night, sprites and seedlings, gilded song-drinkers and stout stone-folk, but one among that company did not seem any different from the mortals of the Deep, not through any sorcery or glamour, but because such was the gift of his birth, still veiled onto himself. Sometimes Renly Storm wondered if he aught to travel to the flesh-forge, to ask them for some small change to his seeming, cat-slitted eyes perhaps or sharper features like so many of the children of faerie wore.

Though he had grown to understand himself and accept the magic that sung through him on a night like this, he still wondered if he was deceiving folk wearing the face he had been given. When he bought a sweetroll to reward someone for holding his place in line at the theater no one looked at him with suspicion, thinking of tales of eating fey food.

"And isn't that the most fey thing about you," Venny was quick to point out as ever when Renly brought up the idea. "You don't mind when I wear mortal faces," he added, seeing his friend's scowl.

"That's just a glamour. I'm..."

"That's your King, yes?" Cryl rumbled unexpectedly, pointing at the great enchanted mirror one could just make out across the corner. "Do you think he lies when he walks around in man-shape? I think he's smart myself, less likely to smash head on too-low lintel."

Renly could not keep a smile from his lips. The ice-giant was much more cheerful drinking on the King's coin than his own. When asked about it he had claimed he did not like to contemplate a hangover and an empty coin pouch at the same time. "Morning is bad enough on its own. Stupid sky-light," he added, shaking one hand at the eastern horizon, not that the sun would be coming up any time soon. The night was young yet.

"So Boss, are we actually going to recruit anyone or are we just around to see the Empire Day plays?" Venny asked. Alas his urchin guise was not just for show. Renly had yet to persuade him of the virtues of any sort of art, though he maintained that there was artistic merit in a perfectly executed prank.

"Yes, one of the leads has implied that she may be growing dissatisfied of her present employment and willing to entertain a journey to the Feywild."

Cryl's expression was less than pleased. "And I supposed you aren't gonna tell us what she is until we see her on stage..."

"That makes it more interesting," the knight said with a smile.

The giant was the only one who Renly had ever heard to make the graceful syllables of Auran grumble and gnash like frozen rocks rolling down hill. The only words he managed to catch were. "You're paying."

***​

The play was a newly written one, the Tragedy of Lyceos, supposedly 'inspired' by the lives of the Aedil of Lyceos and his family in the days just before the Doom, though Renly doubted they had gotten anything more than the names right. Gods were not so kind as to send warnings of tragedy to come, nor fate so gentle as to preserve children against the wreck of the world, but he would agree that it was a grand thing, filled with passion and power, moments that could move one to tears and gallows humor that would have one laughing a in spite of one's self.

As to the writing itself, it was halfway between the Volantene tradition of Valyrian revivalism and the far more critical Braavosi school that sought to reveal the world with comedy. Peel back the skin of the world, as the current leading lady would say. Renly was vaguely aware that he should find Lady Lamora's similes at least a little off, but shadow-fey were gloomy sorts and those with aspirations of becoming inquisitors... well they couldn't exactly have an aversion to blood could they?

No one who saw the lady on stage could have mistaken her for anything other than one of the fey, a figure of swirling shadow, half illusion and half true transformation, she played as many as three parts at once when she was on stage, for the challenge Renly assumed.

When she approached them after the play she wore instead her true appearance, or at least as close to one as she could be said to have, skin of pale alabaster, more like porcelain than flesh, hair and eyes as black as a raven's wings and just as black two lines of frozen tears upon her cheeks. Even Venny was not so foolish as to ask about those.


"So, this is to be our escort," she asked, voice whisper soft in the unnatural silence, the sound of the parting crowds somewhere far away. "Strong of flesh and broad of back to bear the burdens."

Cryl's scowl left her entirely unmoved, though Renly was quick to redirect the conversation. "What news from the Feywild and beyond, my lady?"

The lady of the shadow fey looked down at the gremlin, her expression unreadable. "It would be so much more amusing to tangle and twist these rumors when you spread them beyond this place, would it not?"

"Er... right you are, my lady," Venny swallowed.

Renly, whose idea would have been to simply tell his companions not to spread anything they heard here around, was quietly impressed by the lady's understanding of his friend. Then again, she probably had centuries of experience dealing with gremlins. Maybe I will too some day. He very deliberately pushed the thought of his own likely longevity away and listened to her answers.

Rumors of the Fey Courts

Path to Summerhall: Though it was well known over the past years that the ill-famed ruins of Summerhall were no place for fey to wander in recent months bold wild fey have been slipping through the ruins to find whatever power had claimed them absent. This had lead to scores of fey, particularly those associated with the darker emotions of loss and sorrow, to proclaim their desire to claim the ruins. Whether a new independent court will spring up around the stones or the Court of Stars claims it depends on how much the Queen and her high lords are bound to loftier goals.

Watchful Woods: Several fey lords of the Green Wardens have banded together to grow woods close to Old Town, particularly ones near the coast, into bastions against Deep One aggression. As this will bring the Green in close contact with mortals high and low many of the more impulsive fey are cordially invited to keep their distance, though exceptions are made for those oathsworn to battle Far-Spawn.

A Tale as Old as Time: Muses of all kindred are gathering along the Rhoyne to inspire the newly arriving mortals with new songs and poetry of lost love and star-crossed fates, the melody of so many minds gathered from all corners of Essos and beyond enchanting and intoxicating.

What do you do next?

[] Another perspective on Empire Day
-[] Joran of Dragonstone
-[] Yssla Royce
-[] 'Fair' Walda Frey
-[] Renly Storm (the Changeling)
-[] Thoros of Myr
-[] Write in

[] More reports on the doings of the last month (Rumor post)

[] Continue with Viserys
-[] Write in

[] Write in


OOC: Lamora is a Shadow Creature Vila Sorceress 6. She is one of the Shadow Fey set to join the Inquisition towards the end of the year so she decided to fill her time traveling the Feywild with Renly and company in the meantime since acting had gotten stale.
 
Last edited:
@DragonParadox, would it be a minor action to raid the treasuries of Kings Landing and Casterly Rock?

Minor for KL. Lannisport depends on how careful and methodical you want to be

Thing is though, it's just a singular attack, not really a long term infiltration. It should definitely count against the interruption limit, but I'm not sure if it should be a full action.

Though we could combine it with spreading agents in Greyport.

A proper casing of Casterly Rock and spreading agents in Lannisport would be one proper action yes.
 
Anyone else here read The Wandering Inn? There's a dragon there that totally behaves like us, if everyone else decided to move on to whatever afterlife and we stuck around for the hoard.

He's got notable treasures, his most recent acquisition and coveted item being a smartphone...

Anyway, I haven't seen @TotallyNotEvil lately. You ok buddy?
 
Anyone else here read The Wandering Inn? There's a dragon there that totally behaves like us, if everyone else decided to move on to whatever afterlife and we stuck around for the hoard.

He's got notable treasures, his most recent acquisition and coveted item being a smartphone...

Anyway, I haven't seen @TotallyNotEvil lately. You ok buddy?
He's around if you eyeball his posting history.
 
Yss is at it again! Adding another s on Waymar's sister's name!

...

You know what? What if we try this peeps! @Azel, you still have not answered what Yss saw on top of the tree listening to the song of the gods. Maybe you wanna do another chapter on it?

[X] Another perspective on Empire Day
-[X] Yss the Forever Serpent

Sadly a day or even week long event is too short for him to even notice and comment on. If you had kept it up for a year or two maybe
 
Anyone else here read The Wandering Inn? There's a dragon there that totally behaves like us, if everyone else decided to move on to whatever afterlife and we stuck around for the hoard.
Um, no. Absolutely not. That Dragon just sits sleeps, naps, slumbers, rests, chats with a noble Lady he took a liking to for some inexplicable reason, and very occasionally sends hate mail so angrily that it combusts the recipient.
Only the bolded one would apply to us.

I personally believe that if all our Companions died we would be very sad, but that we wouldn't give up on our Empire/Greater Good shtick.
 
Shadow's Stories

First Day of the First Month 294 AC

The spirits were abroad this night, sprites and seedlings, gilded song-drinkers and stout stone-folk, but one among that company did not seem any different from the mortals of the Deep, not through any sorcery or glamor, but because such was the gift of his birth, still veiled unto himself. Sometimes Renly Strom wondered if he ought to travel to the flesh forge, to ask them for some small change to his seeming, cat-slitted eyes perhaps, or sharper features like so many of the children of faerie wore.

Although he had grown to understand himself and accept the magic that sung through him on a night like this, he still wondered if he was deceiving folk wearing the face he had been given. When he bought a sweetroll to reward someone for holding his place in line at the theater, no one looked at him with suspicion, thinking of tales of eating fey food.

"And isn't that the most fey thing about you," Venny was as quick to point out as ever when Renly brought up the idea. "You don''t mind when I wear mortal faces," he added, seeing his friend's scowl.

"That's just a glamor. I'm..."

"That's your king, yes?" Cryl rumbled unexpectedly pointing at the great enchanted mirror one could just make out around the corner. "Do you think he lies when he walks around in man-shape? I think he's smart myself, less likely to snash head on a too-low lintel."

Renly could not keep a smile from his lips. The ice-giant was much more cheerful drinking on the king's coin than his own. When asked about it, he had claimed he did not like to contemplate a hangover and an empty coin pouch at the same time. "Morning is bad enough on its own. Stupid sky-light," he added shaking one hand at the eastern horizon, not that the sun would be coming up any time soon. The night was young yet.

"So, boss, are we actually going to recruit anyone or are we just around to see the Empire Day plays?" Venny asked. Alas, his urchin guise was not just for show. Renly had yet to persuade him of the virtues of any sort of art, though he maintained that there was artistic merit in a perfectly executed prank.

"Yes, one of the leads has implied that she may be growing dissatisfied with her present employment and is willing to entertain a journey to the Feywyld."

Cryl's expression was less than pleased. "And I supposed you aren't gonna tell us what she is until we see her on stage..."

"That makes it more interesting," the knight said with a smile.

The giant was the only one who Renly had ever heard to make the graceful syllables of Auran grumble and gnash like frozen rocks rolling down hill. The only words he managed to catch were. "You're paying."

***​

The play was a newly written one, the Tragedy of Lyceos, supposedly 'inspired' by the lives of the Aedil of Lyceos and his family in the days just before the Doom, though Renly doubted they had gotten anything more than the names right. Gods were not so kind as to send warnings of tragedy to come, nor fate so gentle as to preserve children against the wreck of the world, but he would agree that it was a grand thing, filled with passion and power, moments that could move one to tears and gallows humor that would have one laughing in spite of one's self.

As to the writing itself, it was halfway between the Volantine tradition of Valyrian revivalism and the far more critical Braavosi school that sought to reveal the world with comedy. Peel back the skin of the world, as the current leading lady would say. Renly was vaguely aware that he should find Lady Lamora's similes at least a little off, but shadow-fey were gloomy sorts and those with aspirations of becoming inquisitors... well they couldn't exactly have an aversion to blood could they?

No one who saw the lady on stage could have mistaken her for anything other than one of the fey, a figure of swirling shadow, half illusion, half true transformation, she played as many as three parts at once when she was on stage, for the challenge, Renly assumed.

When Lamora approached them after the play, she wore instead her true appearance, or at least as close to one as she could be said to have, skin of pale alabaster, more like porcelain than flesh, hair and eyes as black as raven's wing and just as black two lines of frozen tears upon her cheeks. Even Venny was not so foolish as to ask about those.


"So, this is to be our escort," she asked, voice whisper soft in the unnatural silence, the sound of the parting crowds somewhere far far away. "Strong of flesh and broad of back to bear the burdens."

Cryl's scowl left her entirely unmoved, though Renly was quick to redirect the conversation. "What news from the Feywyld and beyond, my lady?"

The lady of the Shadow Fey looked down at the gremlin her expression unreadable. "It would be so much more amusing to tangle and twist these rumors when you spread them beyond this place would it not?"

"Er... right you are my lady," Venny swallowed.

Renly, whose idea would have been to simply tell his companions not to spread anything they heard here, was quietly impressed by the lady's understanding of his friend. Then again, she probably had centuries of experience dealing with them. Maybe I will too, some day. He very deliberately pushed away the thought of his own likely longevity and listened to her answers.

Rumors of the Fey Courts

Path to Summerhall: Though it was well known over the past years that the ill-famed ruins of Summerhall were no place for fey to wander, in recent months bold Wyldfey have been slipping through the ruins to find whatever power had claimed them now absent. This had lead to scores of fey, particularly those associated with the darker emotions of loss and sorrow, to proclaim their desire to claim the ruins. Whether a new independent court will spring up around the stones, or the Court of Stars claims it, depends on how much the Queen and her high lords are bound to loftier goals.

Watchful Woods: Several fey lords of the Green Wardens have banded together to grow woods close to Old Town, particularly ones near the coast into bastions against Deep One aggression. As this will bring the Green in close contact with mortals high and low, many of the more impulsive fey are cordially invited to keep their distance, though exceptions are made for those oathsworn to battle Far-Spawn.

A Tale as Old as Time: Muses of all kindred are gathering along the Rhyone to inspire the newly arriving mortals with new songs and poetry of lost love and star-crossed fates, the melody of so many minds gathered from all corners of Essos and beyond enchanting and intoxicating.

What do you do next?

[] Another perspective on Empire Day
-[] Joran of Dragonstone
-[] Yssla Royce
-[] 'Fair' Walda Frey
-[] Renly Storm (the Changeling)
-[] Thoros of Myr
-[] Write in

[] More reports on the doings of the last month (Rumor post)

[] Continue with Viserys
-[] Write in

[] Write in


OOC: Lamora is a Shadow Creature Vila Sorceress 6. She is one of the Shadow Fey set to join the inquisition towards the end of the year so she decided to fill her time traveling the Feywyld with Renly and company in the meantime since acting had gotten stale. Not yet edited.
Here's an edited version of the chapter, @DragonParadox.

Great interlude, DP. Very slick way to give us a Renly POV, introduce new characters, and an interesting set of Fey rumors.
 
[X] A fresh set of eyes...
-[X] Another perspective on Empire Day
--[X] Yslla Royce
-[X] More reports on the doings of the last month (Extraplanar Rumor post)
 
Empires fall but it's easier to keep ideas alive. Even Viserys acknowledges the former to some extent, but the reason he wants to try anyway even acknowledging inertia will lead something to crash even after ascending for a long time is because predecessors seemed to have no plans for what came after their civilization fell apart or got obliterated.

Make a super-state and if it somehow gets destroyed a hundred or a thousand mega-states with similar ideals remains behind to trouble his enemies.

And if he survives he might be able to piece something new together.
 
Sadly a day or even week long event is too short for him to even notice and comment on. If you had kept it up for a year or two maybe

Well then, another snake's perspective perhaps?

[X] Another perspective on Empire Day
-[X] Riz'neth visiting Vee over baby Yuanti rearing/meeting the Togous
-[X] Transistion to Extraplanar Rumours
 
Last edited:
Anyway, I haven't seen @TotallyNotEvil lately. You ok buddy?
Flitting around other threads, playing some Discord PF in-between my house getting robbed by the same ninja fucker over and over again.

These days our politics here are equally entertaining and horrifying to watch, too. The President falsified the Minister of Justice's signature to fire the Director of the Federal Police like two days ago, for example.

5/10, would only maybe quarantine again.
 
Last edited:
Flitting around other threads, playing some Discord PF in-between my house getting robbed by the same ninja fucker over and over again.

These days our politics here are equally entertaining and horrifying to watch, too. The President falsified the Minister of Justice's signature to fire the Director of the Federal Police like two days ago, for example.

5/10, would only maybe quarantine again.
Wait, those robberies are still ongoing? Is this the same streak you mentioned months ago in this thread?
Damn. Good luck with that!
 
Again?

I don't think I would keep anything valuable if it happened more than once and I couldn't move.
Yup, he got arrested and we installed spikes and razor wire after the second time. So we relaxed a bit.

The Xeriff (it's a weird translation, but the local Civil Police bossman) has complained that this is the Nth time they arrest this guy, but his daddy always comes and claims he didn't hurt anyone and that they couldn't find the stolen goods with him and that he has "mental problems", so he gets out in no time.

And, in an unforeseen twist, the mass burglar goes back to robbing people again.

But that's our justice system and the efficacy of a police force with an official budget for Intelligence of zero Reais.

This latest time my phone got taken (again), and a work laptop with nearly a decade of (non backed up, she'd prefer a typewriter to a computer) legal files from my aunt, which included my mother's divorce case, which had hundreds of manhours in it and was nearly done, is now on its way to Rio to be sold or dismantled. Had to change a dozen passwords and probably missed some as it doesn't have a login password, and more or less everyone in the family has used the old machine for odds and ends.
 
Last edited:
Yup, he got arrested and we installed spikes and razor wire after the second time. So we relaxed a bit.

The Xeriff (it's a weird translation, but the local Civil Police bossman) has complained that this is the Nth time they arrest this guy, but his daddy always comes and claims he didn't hurt anyone and that they couldn't find the stolen goods with him and that he has "mental problems", so he gets out in no time.

And, in an unforeseen twist, the mass burglar goes back to robbing people again.

But that's our justice system and the efficacy of a police force with an official budget for Intelligence of zero Reais.

This latest time my phone got taken (again), and a work laptop with nearly a decade of (non backed up, she'd prefer a typewriter to a computer) legal files from my aunt, which included my mother's divorce case, which had hundreds of manhours in it and was nearly done.
On less depressing topics, how is your Phoenix bloodline Sorcerer's campaign going?
 
Back
Top