They generally don't role out of bed for anything less than damning an entire country though.

Still, how much do you wanna bet that there are some in Hellven that does mercenary work?

Y'know the ones that pays in Adamant Coin and not in wailing Angelic souls...

Although I'm fine if if we don't succeed. Attempting to invite this thing in our Kingdon is going to cause some Gods to do a double-take.

Now if we succeed though, that's going to be another Mythic Feat right there!
 
Yes.

I mean, we could do it, IMO, if we put Viserys personally on supervising the devil 24/7 for the next millenium, but that doesn't seem viable.

Haha, fair enough :). Just trying to imagine what those hulking mass of bloodlust and anger would do to the Material World. Especially within our purview.

But, alas 'tis an errant-thought. Much appreciated though, guys.

P.S. I've decided to make some Viserys Culinary Adventure Omakes with some of the Companions. And Part 1 of him and Melisandre is 35% done.

Strangely, I got most of the inspirations whenever I glare at @egoo 's avatar.
 
The only way we could control a Pit Fiend is if we infest it with one of those Molds and controlled it through another conscious. And even that isn't a guarantee.
 
Vote closed, sorry about the delay guys, I've just have not been able to focus on writing with RL being what it is these days. Back now though.
Adhoc vote count started by DragonParadox on Apr 6, 2020 at 10:55 AM, finished with 60 posts and 11 votes.

  • [X] Pledge to dispatch trusted agents to deal with the matter, to provide him with experts who can provide the counsel he requires to face the obstacles of the day, and of course yourself at his back should the day come his fief and family come under threat by the otherworldly. You will not let loyalty go unrewarded.
    -[X] Make a note to establish a branch of the Inquisition in these lands next month.
    --[X] Approach House Hewett, then House Ball, then Mullendore and Merryweather, what is left of the Houses who have either rejected the Fey's offers out of hand or are currently deliberating on the matter. Then reevaluate based on your Mother's own report.
 
The only way we could control a Pit Fiend is if we infest it with one of those Molds and controlled it through another conscious. And even that isn't a guarantee.
I wouldn't bet on it, not with a purely physical manipulation through the Mold.
For Outsiders the body is the physical shape of their self, not a simple piece of meat.

I suspect if sufficiently motivated a Pit Fiend could learn to control his body without the need for nerves to translate signals from his brain.
Or some other method.
Ultimatly it would be enough for him to be in mental control of himself to use his Wish SLA to free himself, even if the body is under control.
 
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Adhoc vote count started by DragonParadox on Apr 6, 2020 at 10:55 AM, finished with 60 posts and 11 votes.

  • [X] Pledge to dispatch trusted agents to deal with the matter, to provide him with experts who can provide the counsel he requires to face the obstacles of the day, and of course yourself at his back should the day come his fief and family come under threat by the otherworldly. You will not let loyalty go unrewarded.
    -[X] Make a note to establish a branch of the Inquisition in these lands next month.
    --[X] Approach House Hewett, then House Ball, then Mullendore and Merryweather, what is left of the Houses who have either rejected the Fey's offers out of hand or are currently deliberating on the matter. Then reevaluate based on your Mother's own report.
 
Part MMMCDXXXI: The Weight of Honest Words
The Weight of Honest Words

Twenty-Sixth Day of the Twelfth Month 293 AC

Making a mental note to dispatch inquisitors to Bandallon at once with more to follow at the beginning of next month you bid farewell to its fearful lord, cutting the pleasantries as much as courtesy allows. You would almost have preferred the quarrels about Dornish influence. Lya unsurprisingly notices your bleak mood before you had traveled even two leagues down the road. "What's the matter?"

"That man probably shouldn't be in command of a fiefdom with all the power and responsibility it implies, but he is going to be anyway because he was born into it, it's really no different from formalized corruption. Oh..." you motion to the town behind you. "Others will fill the gap; inquisitors, administrators, legion commanders even, but they are likely going to have to go over and above their own mandate. If we assign someone ambitious they will likely use the lord's weakness to their own advancement."

"Not everywhere can be a model of efficiency," she points out. "People aren't Valyrian servitors to all fit neatly in a row."

"I know, I know, grit in the gears, it's accounted for in most places, but not being properly aware of the dangers of the changing world, of fiends and Deep Ones and other foes...? That is a far higher risk than taxes not being paid on time."

"Not that different from a lord who couldn't keep brigands off the main roads and slavers off his coast," Ser Richard offers. "There's a reason weakness makes for contempt among bannermen and neighbors both. Likely as not it'll be even worse with Lord Tybalt, so when someone else should slip the reigns from his hands they'll look the other way. Better than it be one of Lady Alinor's clerks or an inquisitor than a scheming wife or brother with usurpation on his mind."

"Fair point," you nod, your mind more at ease on the matter, though you hope the next lord you visit will be more adept in carrying out their duty.

***​

Thankfully, Lady Glenda Ball lives up to that hope. While your meeting did begin with wariness enough to almost chill the very air of her otherwise bright and airy study, as soon as you confessed your actual opinion of your father and his reign hostility quickly gave way to bemusement.

"I will be entirely frank, my lady, my father was a worse king than Robert Baratheon and he would have likely dealt with current circumstances even more poorly than the Usurper currently does." He would have probably sold his kingdom and his soul to the Abyss within a week of meeting his first demon with a glib tongue, you think but do not add aloud.

"So you say the rebels were right to raise their banners?" she challenges.

"No," you answer instantly. "A Great Council would have served the realm better and spared its people having to bleed and die at Ashford, at the Trident and in dozens of other battles. It would have spared the butchery of the Sack of King's Landing. Aerys the Second of his name was unfit to wear a crown, that does not make Robert Baratheon worthy of the Iron Throne."

"And how would this council have imposed its will on the king?" Lady Ball asks, eyes narrowing in thought. You are evidently not what she had been expecting.

"A palace coup." The words leave shocked silence in their wake.

When it is clear the lady would not break it herself you add: "There is, my lady, a pact between the monarch and their bannermen, the very kingdom they rule, not the sort of pact that is forged in sorcery or inked in blood, but no less real for it. When a king breaks the trust of his lords and his people he should be removed. I will see that oath upheld with every skill and power at my disposal."

"Very well... Your Grace," the lady dips into a simple courtesy and offers her House's pledge.

The next lord you are to meet presents an interesting prospect. It is said Lord Martyn Mullendore is an avid collector of exotic birds. You can certainly provide him with interesting gifts in that regard, from the farthest corners of the world and beyond, you could even make him a unique bird in feather and song both in the Flesh-Forge. An interesting prospect for introducing magic not of the fey to the Lords of the Reach.

What manner of songbird to you gift Lord Mullendore?

[] A rare Sothoryi bird

[] A bird from the Endless Sky itself such as the world has never known

[] A flesh-forged bird of extraordinary song and plumage

[] Write in


OOC: Not a very weighty vote I'll grant, but it should be an interesting moment and it will have some impact on how you want to introduce the Reach in general to the wider implications of magic.
 
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[X] A bird from the Endless sky itself such as the world has never know

Hey @DragonParadox, is there even a Westerosi word for "palace coup", or did we just rely on the fact that educated nobles probably know some Valyrian?
"Palace coup" is probably a word that comes up a lot if you spend even a single second studying Essosi politics, anyway.
 
Why is a foreign bird any better than a Sothosi bird? They're both animals with Int 2, and from the perspective of a single bird the Planetosi sky is effectively infinite anyway.
A bird from Sothyros is just a bird. We know that many (though not all) of those get eventually used to be held in captivity.

For a bird from the Endless Sky we have no idea, since those have never been outside of the Endless Sky.
I mean, unless we buy one in the Opaline Vault so we have proof that it fares well under ceilings and such, but that seems needlessly complicated.
 
[X] A bird from the Endless sky itself such as the world has never know

Hey @DragonParadox, is there even a Westerosi word for "palace coup", or did we just rely on the fact that educated nobles probably know some Valyrian?
"Palace coup" is probably a word that comes up a lot if you spend even a single second studying Essosi politics, anyway.

Both palace and coup exist in Common, but their usage in that context is more common in Essos, it's one of those expressions everyone understands even though they sound faintly foreign.
 
...can't we just offer him a Phoenix as a companion?
A bit of a step from "birds as pets", admittedly, but not too big I think?

Is also genuinely useful, educational, and all-around nice, as Phoenixes are also easy to pass off ad Burny's influence - which so far isn't seen as 100% ours.
...Unlike a custom-made birb or something from PoA would be (we kinda have a monopoly on those :V)
 
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...can't we just offer him a Phoenix as a companion?
A bit of a step from "birds as pets", admittedly, but not too big I think?

Is also genuinely useful, educational, and all-around nice, as Phoenixes are also easy to pass off ad Burny's influence - which so far isn't seen as 100% ours.
...Unlike a custom-made birb or something from PoA would be (we kinda have a monopoly on those :V)
Since we can't "give" Phoenixes to people that propably doesn't work as an opening present.
 
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