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@egoo, if enough of her is left in the Well of Eternity to create subservient souls, we should turn her heads into five Wyrmskulls.
A Sword Without a Hilt: A Song of Ice and Fire/D&D 3.5 Crossover
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egoo
Totally Not Creating Problems Where None Existed
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- Russia
...there is making her avatar a sock puppet, and then there's this.
Stealing even more knowledge from her?
Fund it!
(But for real: that first Avatar we killed, I really want to use in some highly-mocking fashion before millions and millions of watchers on Mirrorvision. Any ideas, anyone?)
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Use it as a prop in the high-budget Mirrorvision play about the destruction of the Golden Company....there is making her avatar a sock puppet, and then there's this.
Stealing even more knowledge from her?
Fund it!
(But for real: that first Avatar we killed, I really want to use in some highly-mocking fashion before millions and millions of watchers on Mirrorvision. Any ideas, anyone?)
egoo
Totally Not Creating Problems Where None Existed
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- Russia
N-no, that would actually give her some credit, unless it's a comedy show.
The point of using the puppet is to make her seem stupid/insignificant/weak/bad at planning to millions.
Faith-affected beings (even if in the slightest) + mass-propaganda capabilities = pure fun for those who hold the reins of said propaganda
Edit: We need something on the level of "use the skills as latrines", which DP noted as an extremis of offensiveness for her long, long ago.
And more public, too.
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- Philippines
I like the idea of a knowledge repository creature...
Does Tor 2.0 feel like getting an upgrade? His purpose is half served now. The other part of his knowledge is getting to where the last shard of Sseth is.
[X] Azel's vote, but an upgrade to Tor 2.0 if he feels like it.
-[X] The knowledge koisnakepuppo instead if otherwise
Does Tor 2.0 feel like getting an upgrade? His purpose is half served now. The other part of his knowledge is getting to where the last shard of Sseth is.
[X] Azel's vote, but an upgrade to Tor 2.0 if he feels like it.
-[X] The knowledge koisnakepuppo instead if otherwise
Goldfish
Friendly Spider-Fish Abomination
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- Formerly of the Far Realm
Shadow Tor is self-upgrading now. He recently had a level up, which he earned during the Shadow Plane infiltration where the backdoor into the Shadow Fortress' wards was out in place.
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- United States
For the record the reason I won't shut up about it is because I'm normally one of the only ones constantly focused on it, and if I don't focus on it there's a very real possibility of us flat out forgetting it. If it was low level loot it wouldn't matter, but we're talking Mind Blank rings and more here.
egoo
Totally Not Creating Problems Where None Existed
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- Russia
Tbh, I kinda expected loads and loads more loot from Shadow Fortress.
Unlike the camp it was a permanent installation of theirs.
I will just assume we haven't looted it entirely, for now.
Anu's workshop, Tiamat's former temple, Illyrio's place, minor (relatively) mages' suites... surely there was stuff beyond bling there?
:/
I'm not even striving for loot, I'm fine with gold as a reward alone.
It just feels weird for my SoD for such a place to have so few magical items.
Unlike the camp it was a permanent installation of theirs.
I will just assume we haven't looted it entirely, for now.
Anu's workshop, Tiamat's former temple, Illyrio's place, minor (relatively) mages' suites... surely there was stuff beyond bling there?
:/
I'm not even striving for loot, I'm fine with gold as a reward alone.
It just feels weird for my SoD for such a place to have so few magical items.
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- United States
I'm expecting a lot more taken off the corpses. A lot more.
Also I'd like a closer look at the Tiamat Wyvern corpses. I bet we can craft some very nice items out of them. And yay for more dragonbone!
egoo
Totally Not Creating Problems Where None Existed
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- Russia
I feel like we should cast Create Treasure Map on Timmie's corpse before it is too late ("24h after death"-limit).
Even if it leads nowhere - it is an insult to an injury.
Ergo, all worth it with her.
Even if it leads nowhere - it is an insult to an injury.
Ergo, all worth it with her.
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- Germany
Magic loot is almost always on corpses, not in treasuries.
It's just more sensible to use what you have.
//Looks at our unreasonably full armory
Well, we should really hand out more of those stuff from our armory.
@Goldfish
Disproportionate Sting to Glyra or Moonsong
Rising Sun to any of our two-handed fighters, maybe it would aesthetically work for Mors Umber
The Gelugon Plate to literally any heavy fighter, Thoros or Kennos or Christon, or maybe Sandor, he can use a good heavy armor.
I thought you already gave the Augur's Crown to someone? Still in the armory.
Crown of Swords to almost any melee. Really dot important which one, except that it shouldn't be one who can use his immediate actions in better ways, like a mage
Enmity Fetish can go to Theon or Alyssa Cowl, giving them the option to fight better against humans at need.
Diadem of the Chieftain is actually pretty strong. Maybe Flowers or Gerold or another Legion-leader?
Ring of Dispelling can go to any of our lesser mages, particularly the Inquisitors I think?
Crake
I AM THE STORM THAT IS APPROACHING
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- USA
*Be a Dragon*Magic loot is almost always on corpses, not in treasuries.
It's just more sensible to use what you have.
//Looks at our unreasonably full armory
Well, we should really hand out more of those stuff from our armory.
@Goldfish
Disproportionate Sting to Glyra or Moonsong
Rising Sun to any of our two-handed fighters, maybe it would aesthetically work for Mors Umber
The Gelugon Plate to literally any heavy fighter, Thoros or Kennos or Christon, or maybe Sandor, he can use a good heavy armor.
I thought you already gave the Augur's Crown to someone? Still in the armory.
Crown of Swords to almost any melee. Really dot important which one, except that it shouldn't be one who can use his immediate actions in better ways, like a mage
Enmity Fetish can go to Theon or Alyssa Cowl, giving them the option to fight better against humans at need.
Diadem of the Chieftain is actually pretty strong. Maybe Flowers or Gerold or another Legion-leader?
Ring of Dispelling can go to any of our lesser mages, particularly the Inquisitors I think?
*accidentally make a hoard of magic items by forgetting about them after looting them, not through any intention to squander them*
It must be genetic.
Crake
I AM THE STORM THAT IS APPROACHING
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- USA
Well, when you canonically have for comparison a Goddess with a sub-plane that is literally made up of her hoard, "ludicrously massive" is finitely tiny.
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- Germany
We still haven't plundered the Plane of Minerals...Well, when you canonically have for comparison a Goddess with a sub-plane that is literally made up of her hoard, "ludicrously massive" is finitely tiny.
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- Ohio
Well, when you canonically have for comparison a Goddess with a sub-plane that is literally made up of her hoard, "ludicrously massive" is finitely tiny.
Astilabor or Tiamat?
Astilabor is a fun dragon god like Sardior.
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- Germany
Hey, hey, hey.Tiamat, in this case, but I'm sure the concept isn't original. She is the Goddess of "no honest work".
Conquering your foes and taking their loot is certainly honest work.
Crake
I AM THE STORM THAT IS APPROACHING
- Location
- USA
I bet more than half the time she acquires it dishonestly.
We could go with the worm creature thing. Make 5 different medium sized worms, each themed after a different head, so that we can call her the mother of worms and technically be correct. Ideally we would make them proper species and spread them around so she'll never be free from the jokes.N-no, that would actually give her some credit, unless it's a comedy show.
The point of using the puppet is to make her seem stupid/insignificant/weak/bad at planning to millions.
Faith-affected beings (even if in the slightest) + mass-propaganda capabilities = pure fun for those who hold the reins of said propaganda
Edit: We need something on the level of "use the skills as latrines", which DP noted as an extremis of offensiveness for her long, long ago.
And more public, too.
Goldfish
Friendly Spider-Fish Abomination
- Location
- Formerly of the Far Realm
As others have said, it makes sense for most of the magical stuff to be in use, so I'm not surprised that we didn't find more. There was also probably some stuff that Illyrio made off with when he fled.
Disproportionate Sting is just waiting for Glyra's sheet to be updated. Same goes for some of the other stuff, too.Magic loot is almost always on corpses, not in treasuries.
It's just more sensible to use what you have.
//Looks at our unreasonably full armory
Well, we should really hand out more of those stuff from our armory.
@Goldfish
Disproportionate Sting to Glyra or Moonsong
Rising Sun to any of our two-handed fighters, maybe it would aesthetically work for Mors Umber
The Gelugon Plate to literally any heavy fighter, Thoros or Kennos or Christon, or maybe Sandor, he can use a good heavy armor.
I thought you already gave the Augur's Crown to someone? Still in the armory.
Crown of Swords to almost any melee. Really dot important which one, except that it shouldn't be one who can use his immediate actions in better ways, like a mage
Enmity Fetish can go to Theon or Alyssa Cowl, giving them the option to fight better against humans at need.
Diadem of the Chieftain is actually pretty strong. Maybe Flowers or Gerold or another Legion-leader?
Ring of Dispelling can go to any of our lesser mages, particularly the Inquisitors I think?
We talked about giving Rhaella the Augur's Crown.
I just need to update some sheets today, I guess, though @DragonParadox still isn't caught up posting the new versions of several of them I have sent him lately.
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- Germany
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- He/Him
Circlet of ultimate knowledge:
Would that be something like enchanting our library with all the book reading spells (like scholar's touch), and linking that to the circlet? Downside would be 'high will save or stunned, high int roll to sort through all the data (lots of different books with some facts about the questions, like reading all the entries on a google search hit list))?
Would that be something like enchanting our library with all the book reading spells (like scholar's touch), and linking that to the circlet? Downside would be 'high will save or stunned, high int roll to sort through all the data (lots of different books with some facts about the questions, like reading all the entries on a google search hit list))?
Repent what? This guy is our enemy twice over, once for being a Blackfyre and another for being Tiamats chosen. I wouldn't trust a word he says and I'd rather not give him the chance to pull off some last second shenanigans. Killing him is out of the question, as there are people out there who would leap at the chance to resurrect him to trouble us again later. I say let's take one huge piece of the board permanently by stuffing him down Yss's gullet.
Additionally we absolutely must ask if he left any children or pregnant women behind. Those we can see about giving a better life too. Aegon Blackfyre already made or had his choices made for him, and he has no reason whatsoever to repent for anything anymore than we would in his position.