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Hey Talon, just dropping by to say good job on the taxes vo-
I trusted you, Talon! I thought we were friends!
You use light mode?!
I trusted you, Talon! I thought we were friends!
A Sword Without a Hilt: A Song of Ice and Fire/D&D 3.5 Crossover
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- a song of ice and fire a sword without a hilt d&d 3.5 dungeons & dragons 100% high octane dragon fuel ave corvidae battle action dragon diplomacy best sister bureaucromancy delicious soul-stuff dragon dreams come true dragon ta'veren greatest uncle hubris is a coward's word in defiance of gods and men mammon's folly mutually assured mage's disjunction qm murderhobo top tier coatl
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Aww, thanks. But also no thanks :
Fuck dark mode
More seriously, I have a very old, very cheap phone whose battery is weak. If I go dark mode I need to increase luminosity (I mostly use it outside, in public transport or in places I can get daylight) which will kill my battery in an hour or two. Dark mode is indeed nicer, but light mode is far more convenient.
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Fuck dark mode
light mode is far more convenient.
What's next? Gonna dream that a Mind Mage taught spells to a Spellhoarding Dragon so he could teach you a level -5 version of Gate using God's library, so you could craft a negative XP cost runestaff while still in your dreams and level up?
The above is the understandable part for one of the answer's to Talon's challenge.
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Goldfish
Friendly Spider-Fish Abomination
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@DragonParadox, would these guys [Advanced Plant-Imbued Sea Drake (CR 10, 7 HD)] which we grew last month, be able to use the Alter Self aspect of a Greater Ribbon of Disguise to assume a smaller Draconic form, such as a Coral Drake? That would let them become Medium-sized rather than Large, and much less obtrusive.
@Crake, I was thinking about maybe assigning three of these, along with three [Advanced Druid Lotus Leshy (CR 8, 7 HD)] to assist Rodrik the Reader. They're strong enough to be useful, would provide some decent Druid spellcasting, and are all immune to Mind-Affecting effects.
@Crake, I was thinking about maybe assigning three of these, along with three [Advanced Druid Lotus Leshy (CR 8, 7 HD)] to assist Rodrik the Reader. They're strong enough to be useful, would provide some decent Druid spellcasting, and are all immune to Mind-Affecting effects.
Goldfish
Friendly Spider-Fish Abomination
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Yeah, I would like to do this first, too. We can still do the other stuff afterwards, but this dude did good and he deserves to be recognized for it.
[X] Speak to Ser Harras Harlaw, though his skill and bravery played no small part in unmaking this particular plot he was struggling under the weight of dark thoughts
Unfortunately not, if they had it inherently as a spell or SLA maybe, but item Alter self can't do anything about size.
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[X] Goldfish
Still, my current guess is either homebrew or some really crazy Lucid Dreaming abuse.
I'm just as baffled as you are by that loon. They post these huge posts which contain exactly zero understandable information.
Still, my current guess is either homebrew or some really crazy Lucid Dreaming abuse.
enigma1995
Gentleman Beholder
[X] Goldfish
Crake
I AM THE STORM THAT IS APPROACHING
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Are you saying he was abusing Lucid Dreaming, or that he posted that while lucidly dreaming?
Because either is as believable as the other.
Good Night guys see you tomorrow as we settle things in Pyke and then probably move to some minor actions.
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[X] Goldfish
Goldfish
Friendly Spider-Fish Abomination
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We could, but it wouldn't be worth the trouble, IMO. I was just wondering if it was possible so that the Large-sized Drakes we might send to help the Reader could become Medium-sized for their convenience.
Goldfish
Friendly Spider-Fish Abomination
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It would be, but as a 2nd level spell it would be much more costly to place on an item than Protection from Evil, which is almost as useful (and in some ways more useful). 2400 IM vs 400 IM.
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Someone rated this shitpost insightful. No! Bad! Don't consider a morally wrong, stupid, counterproductive, risky and ultimately lazy plan insightful!
I was just pointing out a side-benefit to the pickle our "truce" and the 7K political situation has put us in.
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I think he took it as being able to do literally anything within it merely by wanting to do so.
Not that there aren't certainly a ton of errors in the rest of it.
Yeah, he likes to violate causality as, even if every one of his inintelegible ramblings works, he apparently sees nothing wrong with submitting a build he'd only qualify for after having submitted it.
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Zombie, Juju (CR +1) – d20PFSRD
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Something for Qyburn's research. Zombies that don't suck.
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Zombie, Juju (CR +1) – d20PFSRD
Something for Qyburn's research. Zombies that don't suck.
Fun combo; Create Undead can make Juju Zombies, which can be paired with Contingency on yourself if CL is 18 or more (easy enough to cheese temporary increases for the time of casting)
IE, "Why is the boss music continuing still and has such suddenly gotten more epic?"
Round 2.
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Huh, this creates sentient undead. Didn't even realize it.
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Is this a Modern Warfare reference?
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Better, they keep all their class features. So.. an Oracle which just got killed rises in the same turn - now with a bevy of immunities and resistances, far more HP (CHA is now used for HP calculation +toughness as bonus feat), DR, AC increases and totally pissed off.
No, the above is not at all theoretical. Expressions were priceless.