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A Sword Without a Hilt: A Song of Ice and Fire/D&D 3.5 Crossover

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TalonofAnathrax said:
S-S-Skaven science-science is supreme! King's-King's Landing will sink-sink beneath the sea-sea! The alchemist-things are dead-dead, and the surface is ours-ours!
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It might be my personal biases speaking, but King's Landing sinking beneath the sea sounds a lot like urban renewal to me.

EDIT: Although I would prefer to extract the Ratfolk first. Ironic, eh?
 
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TalonofAnathrax said:
S-S-Skaven science-science is supreme! King's-King's Landing will sink-sink beneath the sea-sea! The alchemist-things are dead-dead, and the surface is ours-ours!
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There is no such thing as a Drill Tank.
Neither is anyone building planar rifts out of ley-lines.
And there is quite definitely no giant Von-Neumann war machine tearing the Abyss apart.
The rumours about the four horsemen having sworn fealty to something are entirely fabricated.
There are no Valyrian Moon Nazis.

Everything is fine.

 
Plot Twist: the Skaven Rat-folk are the real tricksters, pulling everyone behind the scenes.
Why?
Because this:

:V
 
egoo said:
Plot Twist: the Skaven Rat-folk are the real tricksters, pulling everyone behind the scenes.
Why?
Because this:

:V
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What did I just see? Was that something which actually happened in WHF continuity for was it just something someone arranged in a RTS, like it appears?
 
Looks like everyone got sidetracked and forgot to start voting.
Adhoc vote count started by Goldfish on Dec 30, 2019 at 8:49 AM, finished with 59 posts and 3 votes.
  • [X]Find and deal with the wisps that caused you headaches in the Braavosi swamps.
    [X] Review a report on activities of the Court of Stars, and the progress on the task we left him on, by Candlekeep Courtier
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Aaahhh, finally out of that borish family reunion! Now, let's see whatever yon fuck is happening on the Quest—

*sees a Glorious Skaven World Explosion on crack*

...

egoo, I hate your shitposting quality sometimes. Not because it's redundant, but because I couldn't compare to half of it even if I try.

ANOTHER!!!
 
Duesal said:
Author's Note: First of all, @bigbow, your tireless prodding finally got me off my ass to finish this. :p
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I just saw that Jack Vile Ripper sigged this Omake. Clearly a sign that it's great and deserves an update eventually :p
You outlined the sequel piece at the end of that very page, and it looked great!
 
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Map Update, Changelog:
General: Names of provinces fixed; Andalos & Rhoyne added as Imperial Territory, Map of Mossovy added to Map Collection-threadmark.
Diplomacy: Mirrorvision and Whispering Braziers added;
Political: Spheres of influence for Yi-TI Emperors added (Orange and Azure);
Supernatural: Adidas Fey added to Mossovy; Tiamat's location changed to Trader's Town; Asmodeus/Harpies now share the Ghiscari locations; Yellow Emperor's influence marked down.
Removed: Lys Fey, Corbray Devils, Ymeri beyond the Wall.

Blue - The Imperium
Turquoise - Unofficial Vassals
Green - Allies
Yellow - Intrigue / Diplomacy Targets
Red - Invasion Targets

Blue Brazier - Regular Whispering Brazier for governmental use
Red Brazier - Interplanar Whsipering Brazier for governmental use
ACSEC Shield - ACSESC office
Mirror - Mirrorvision

Relevant political information on Yi-Ti Politics, @everyone:
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  1. The Provinces of Trader Town, Nanqui, Tiqui and Piqui form the Core of the Orange Emperor's support, they are highly militarized and with a strong martial feudal class that sees itself as very distinct from 'decadent' the Court in Yin
  2. Fujin and the Five Forts are more distant but still favorable to Pol Qo's claim looking towards some distant charge
  3. Asabhad pays tribute to both Emperors and plays political games to its own advantage
  4. Wan Ti and Linqui are divided between the provincial governors who formally swear allegiance to Yin and the martial class who look to Trader Town with some admiration
  5. Everything else is formally the domain of Bu Gai
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TalonofAnathrax said:
I just saw that Jack Vile Ripper sigged this Omake. Clearly a sign that it's great and deserves an update eventually :p
You outlined the sequel piece at the end of that very page, and it looked great!
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I only reward those where it's due. That particular Omake Duesal's has been a bitch and a half to find, almost like a Lyseni Magister's purse. But boy, is it without doubt THE BEST Omake that I have seen in this Quest (no offence to Crake and others).

Speaking of OMAKE, how much do you guys like to see Ser Richard Lonmouth being thrown into Warhammer Fantasy with Mereth the Fury? Or a certain somebody from the Old World fighting in the Circle of Battle that could make even Viserys (especially Viserys, Amrelath, Relath, and Ysandrix) wanna get the hell out of dodge?
 
About the Westerosi messaging service...
I thought ravens are just like homing pigeons? Aren't they bred on a specific place, then are carted around until a lord decides to send a message to a castle where they were born?

Or are they much more intelligent than RL ravens that you can tell them where to go?

...

Wtf! All ravens are imps in disguise!
 
[X]Find and deal with the wisps that caused you headaches in the Braavosi swamps.

I'm voting for this because I'm intensely curious about what those floating, glowing waste of space balls having been doing all this time since Viserys last met them.
I'm also curious about how @DragonParadox would write out the sequel of Wisps 2: The Reckoning.
I hear its been in developmental hell for years.
 
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