Death unknown and unknowable before which the only virtue can be humility
Another sign that the Seven are absolute shit. What happened to SCIENCE !!! ?
And yes, that weird punctuation was necessary. You can't write SCIENCE !!! without the triple exclamation points.
Without hubris, a D&D human is nothing. With enough hubris, it is everything.
 
Another sign that the Seven are absolute shit. What happened to SCIENCE !!! ?
And yes, that weird punctuation was necessary. You can't write SCIENCE !!! without the triple exclamation points.
Without hubris, a D&D human is nothing. With enough hubris, it is everything.
It's mostly that this particular strain of divinely inspired humanity were fleeing in terror from the civilization which was Hubris and "stole fire from the Gods" personified, and they literally do fill that role in-setting as they are basically fantasy Greeks.
 
I kind of want to turn it into a Valyrian Steel throne, or at least a dais for the new one to rest on.
 
We aren't planning on keeping the Iron Throne once we take it right? That thing is probably cursed as hell and ugly.
It's getting annihilated, and incorporated into a new throne in Sorcerer's Deep. That or made into guardian golems for the throne or something.
I kind of want to turn it into a Valyrian Steel throne, or at least a dais for the new one to rest on.
I'm toying with the idea of making Valyrian Steel Heralds out of it to flank the throne at all times.
 
We aren't planning on keeping the Iron Throne once we take it right? That thing is probably cursed as hell and ugly.
I kind of want to turn it into a Valyrian Steel throne, or at least a dais for the new one to rest on.
I think we should transform it into Valyrian Steel, craft it into a bunch of identical commemorative swords, then give one to each Westerosi Lord who joined our cause prior to the reconquest.
 
I think we should transform it into Valyrian Steel, craft it into a bunch of identical commemorative swords, then give one to each Westerosi Lord who joined our cause prior to the reconquest.
That honestly seems like a bit of a waste. We can mass produce Valyrian Steel swords for them.

You know you want it, Goldfish. Guardian Golems for the throne. :V
 
I'm still thinking Dais or VS Throne. I think it should be incorporated into or compose the new throne some way, not just vaguely associated with it, or turned into "and all I got was this stupid T-Shirt" tier gift basket items. We are going to be making so many swords out of the stuff among other things that the prestige from owning a non-Runecrafted weapon made of it will be less than it used to be.

And. It's a smooth continuation of our family's legacy.
 
I'm still thinking Dais or VS Throne. I think it should be incorporated into or compose the new throne some way, not just vaguely associated with it, or turned into "and all I got was this stupid T-Shirt" tier gift basket items. We are going to be making so many swords out of the stuff among other things that the prestige from owning a non-Runecrafted weapon made of it will be less than it used to be.

And. It's a smooth continuation of our family's legacy.
Maybe we could make it Imperial Steel once we figure out how to refine and improve Valyrian Steel.
 
How about a Valyrian Steel Blade Golem? It could have two forms, a Huge-sized humanoid form, and an alternate form composed of hundreds animated sword and dagger-sized blades.
 
*raises hand*

I have a Question!

Valyrian Steel. It's a term/name for an alloy that comes from Valyria and has the property of Indestructibility and Ever-Sharp.

The thing is, that name Is coloqually used by people that doesn't originated from Valyria.

That begs to mind...

Question: "What does the Valyrian call their Valyrian Steel? Is it Spellsteel since it was crafted by magic? Is it Dragonsteel? Bloodsteel? And if so, how do you say that in High Valyrian?"

@Goldfish, @Duesal, @DragonParadox. Could you answer this for me?
 
How about a Valyrian Steel Blade Golem? It could have two forms, a Huge-sized humanoid form, and an alternate form composed of hundreds animated sword and dagger-sized blades.
This sounds like a major artifact, lol.
*raises hand*

I have a Question!

Valyrian Steel. It's a term/name for an alloy that comes from Valyria and has the property of Indestructibility and Ever-Sharp.

The thing is, that name Is coloqually used by people that doesn't originated from Valyria.

That begs to mind...

Question: "What does the Valyrian call their Valyrian Steel? Is it Spellsteel since it was crafted by magic? Is it Dragonsteel? Bloodsteel? And if so, how do you say that in High Valyrian?"

@Goldfish, @Duesal, @DragonParadox. Could you answer this for me?
There's evidence that it's existed a lot longer than Valyria has. Fun fact, the Last Hero supposedly had a blade of Dragonsteel. Three guesses as to what that was.

As for what Valyrians called it, probably just spellsteel or dragonsteel. Non-Valyrians were the ones calling it Valyrian Steel.

EDIT: My personal suspicion is that Dragonsteel is an invention of the Great Empire of the Dawn.
 
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This sounds like a major artifact, lol.
Nah, there are enough base chassis Golems to work with (probably start with a standard Iron Golem) and templates to serve as inspiration or guideline, that we should be able to manage something in the CR 16 or 17 range that fits the theme.
 
@everyone, I have the following written up for the next month as an MA-
Ya'll have any arguments against this?

The action needs a bit of discussion beforehand, imo.
[] We are planning to strike against a God - ask the Fey of Orphne Court if they have anything capable of increasing our chances.
-[] Further empowering the Well of Eternity? We will be willing to pay a serious price for such help, so long as it won't be binding.
-[] Otherwise, just having them as a back-up safeety measure will do.
-[] We have an apostate priest to turn into an Unravelling, anyway.
Ofc, some prices asked may be too high.
So I'm not holding too much hope either way.

Still, I'm up for trading high-secrecy lore if they do have a way to halp agaisnt Timmie.

Stacking our cards all the way, if we are willing to ask out R'hlor of all beings.
 
There's evidence that it's existed a lot longer than Valyria has. Fun fact, the Last Hero supposedly had a blade of Dragonsteel.
I bet you could create a ritual that requires the quenching of the newly forged blade being done by the heart blood of a dragon.
Nah, there are enough base chassis Golems to work with (probably start with a standard Iron Golem) and templates to serve as inspiration or guideline, that we should be able to manage something in the CR 16 or 17 range that fits the theme.
Given the history of the base material, it might be a mythic golem.
Ofc, some prices asked may be too high.
So I'm not holding too much hope either way.

Still, I'm up for trading high-secrecy lore if they do have a way to halp agaisnt Timmie.

Stacking our cards all the way, if we are willing to ask out R'hlor of all beings.
That would be fey interacting with a ritual for which we got the help of five(?) gods. There might be problems.
 
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That would be fey interacting with a ritual for which we got the help of five(?) gods. There might be problems.
That is fair, but I'm still largely considering asking-
So long as we can shove just a bit more power into WoE to feels like it'll be worth it to me.

I doubt there would be actual betrayal from Orphne Court if we have them take part- not meshing well enough with Deities is likely tho'.

Still, if Unravellings are a proof of anything...

We had some research done In Fey-magic too, so we might have better chances from that.
 
But they probably have to grow in very specific places, else the stuff wouldn't cost 100 IM per pound. The Shaitan likely know exactly what those are, how to find them, and what effects they have on workers. They've been at this for a long, long time, after all.

[X] Crake
The Shaitan likely know exactly what they are on the Plane of Earth, that don't mean the Shaitan know the particulars, of the side effects of growing Blood Crystal on the Plane of Balance, the Plane of Balance has been isolated for a long time after all, and each Plane has its own unique magical signature, it's likely the Shaitan has fully studied the effects on growing Blood crystals in multiple worlds, but the Plane of Balance is very unlikely to be amongst them.

So there might be something weird going on in that mine, simply because the Shaitans didn't know, how the Blood crystals would interacts with the unique magic of the Plane of Balance.
 
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He got it because someone had to sit on it, he had a threadbare claim, and he was enjoying the support of multiple armies. If anyone wanted to oppose him, they would need at least each of these factors on their side.

No one did and it isn't as though Robert said no even when it was clear he wouldn't enjoy it.

Meaning he did it, and in ASWaH with the Targs still relevant, still does it, purely out of spite.

He is ruler over millions... out of spite.

That is certainly impressive, in at least one respect.
Yeah if we weren't a Targaryan, Robert would probably have handed the Seven Kingdoms over to us long ago, bought some decent gear, and set out to explore the planes, fuck women of as many humanoid species as possible, and take as many trophies from impressive Planar beasts as he could.

Actually before we kill Robert, could we make 1 effort to get him to abdicate the Throne? Namely kidnapping him and dragging him to Hellven, seeing Hellven got the Old gods to reprioritize their feud with the Seven downwards, it might do the same for Robert, and taking Westeros by Robert abdicating and going into exile, would cost so much less blood.

If seeing how even the afterlife is fucked, don't get Robert to reconsider his path in life, then we can just kill him, but even with all he's done, I think a bloodless conquest would be worth letting him stay alive.
 
I know it is silly, but with how Jon is both a Targaryen and Stark, it makes me imagine that if he ascended like we did, he'd be a fluffy dragon wolf.

I am not being serious though.
 
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