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A Sword Without a Hilt: A Song of Ice and Fire/D&D 3.5 Crossover

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Neat, sell it to her then. Laws still apply of course but she can do with it what she wants. We did promise. Still gotta ask if she wants to join up with the Navy with it as a personally owned ship. Is there a distinction for that? No have an enlisted Navy Captainnown their ship?


Also Ironborn being Ironborn.
 
[X] Yes, of course
-[X] This month, you had yet to visit Armun Kelisk and Opaline Vault.
--[X] Gather the orders, set up new ones.
---[X] Buy Staves, @Goldfish :V
--[X] Meet with Djinn and Shaitan spymasters.
---[X] Ask when would be the preferable time for us to visit Vialesk and other Marid states with their delegations, in an attempt to draw Marid into war with Efreeti.
---[X] With Asmodeus himself starting to act on Plane of Balance, a lot is at stake. Request whatever lore or knwoledge on Hells and those serving Asmodeus they can share, anything that can help in rooting out his influence.
---[X] You are planning to strike at the Bitch-Queen in short amount of time. Still, far it be from you not to plan for the worst. Ask whether the Empires have anything that may serve as the last-ditch measure in event all out plans come to ruin and we require something to stop Divine influence from taking hold, if for a short while.

@DragonParadox, can we expect the above not to take overly long, a day at worst?
Orders should have already been gathered, really, we need but to vote on new ones.

After the above, I say it's finally time for Yss and
[] Making Fleshcrafter Creatures out of Pridespawn
[] Upgrading the Staff of Ages to be self-feeding
[] Attempting to summon an Advodaza
[] Making a Super!Sea-Serpent.
[] Eating the Heart of Ymeri's Herald while Yss is awake and can ensure we don't blow up.
[] Having Jazzirian upgrade Well of Souls while we are nearby.
EFFICIENT use of time! Yay!
:V
 
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egoo said:
[X] Yes, of course
-[X] This month, you had yet to visit Armun Kelisk and Opaline Vault.
--[X] Gather the orders, set up new ones.
--[X] Meet with Djinn and Shaitan spymasters.
---[X] Ask when would be the preferable time for us to visit Vialesk and other Marid states with their delegations, in an attempt to draw Marid into war with Efreeti.
---[X] With Asmodeus himself starting to act on Plane of Balance, a lot is at stake. Request whatever lore or knwoledge on Hells and those serving Asmodeus, anything that can help in rooting out his influence.
---[X] You are planning to strike at the Bitch-Queen in short amount of time. Still, far it be from you not to plan for worst. Ask whether the Empires have anything that may serve as the last-ditch measure in event all out plans come to ruin and we require something to stop Divine influence from taking hold, if for a short while.

@DragonParadox, can we expect the above not to take overly long, a day at worst?
Orders should have already been gathered, really, we need but to vote on new ones.
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That can be done relatively quickly yes.
 
Artemis1992 said:
Maybe Goldengrove next, or deciding on inheritance and marriage laws?
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*sigh*
Trust me, I remember that we have those things still.
Can't be helped, some we'll likely leave out this month, Vialesk took too long, as awesome as it has been.

Goldengrove probably won't happen, Westeros apparently needs handling if @Crake's any indication.
Nor will we be jumping around for WIsps when we have Faceless Men to Diplomance, a bunch of Gods to talk to, and manchildren of westeros to tend to.
 
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egoo said:
*sigh*
Trust me, I remember that we have those things still.
Can't be helped, some we'll likely leave out this month, Vialesk took too long, as awesome as it has been.

Goldengrove probably won't happen, Westeros apparently needs handling if @Crake's any indication.
Nor will we be jumping around for WIsps when we have Faceless Men to Diplomance, a bunch of Gods to talk to, andmanchildren of westeros to tend to.
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No big deal.
Goldengrove was the lowest priority anyway, a Fey Court is unlikely to suddenly change enough to make a difference between now and in a few months.
And to me the Wisp-hunt was always a joke, though I'm starting to believe some people are serious about their minor grudges.

[X] egoo
 
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Ah, Asha...people are gonna people, though the Ironborn might people a bit more often than other people.

[X] egoo
 
Artemis1992 said:
And to me the Wisp-hunt was always a joke, though I'm starting to believe some people are serious about their minor grudges.
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You better. :V
Wisps are a joke.

But they are a loose end.
When we have this much shit on our plate?
This many enemies?
Illithids,
Asmodeus and other Archdevils,
Efreeti,
Tiamat,
B!Emperor,
Others,
Warlocks of Qarth,
Eldritch bullshit in Quohor,
Eldritch bullshit in Essaria,
Undead bullsit in Essaria,
Eldritch bullshit in Ibbenise waters,
Demons,
Daemons,
Ymeri,
CoS,
Random Asshole Fey,
Faith of Seven (Lucan and Stranger's Chosen),
Llolth,
Sseth,
Lannisters, etc?
I need to get rid of pressure somehow!
Killing off/capturing some assholes we never gotten to is close enough to a reprieve.

But, ah, that's just why I am pushing this through.
Can't even begin to guess for others, I wasn't a player when they happened :V


Goldengrove-wise I'm completely okay with foregoing it, no big deal indeed.
 
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Crake said:
Ironborn are at least 2.5 peoples worth of peopling.
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A study on the appearance and average number of Jonny Aurane in different Cultures

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Not sure about the numbers yet, but we've seen some trends. Valyrians tend to go for the extremes, even in stupidity, but the number of regular idiots seems relativly low.
Ironborn have both a high number of regular idiots, and a tendency towards Aurane-like extremes.
Westerosi on the other hand, have very few Aurane-level cases, but a generally high level of backwards-thinking fools.

In conclusion the Ironborn is clearly the worst option, but the difference between the others is mostly a matter of taste.
 
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"Surprisingly, First Men have some outlier cases, but they remain simply that. Outliers. Once you've demonstrated common practice and everyday wisdom before a large enough gathering, this new norm quickly circulates and the slowest to catch on are rapidly weeded out by group conscious action. It is considered a bigger embarrassment to let others deal with your stupid cousins, by all accounts, than taking care of it discretely on your own, say out on a hunt or during a raid where no one will question a couple of extra corpses turning up.

As ever, a fascinating subject in acculturation of Westerosi 'ignoble moron' phenotypes."
 
[X] egoo

We may need to include a citizen navy clause when it comes to ships in wartime. Because it will be the one dumbass caption that will screw up an important battle or siege for us unless they have strict codes to prevent that bs.
 
Artemis1992 said:
A study on the appearance and average number of Jonny Aurane in different Cultures

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Not sure about the numbers yet, but we've seen some trends. Valyrians tend to go for the extremes, even in stupidity, but the number of regular idiots seems relativly low.
Ironborn have both a high number of regular idiots, and a tendency towards Aurane-like extremes.
Westerosi on the other hand, have very few Aurane-level cases, but a generally high level of backwards-thinking fools.

In conclusion the Ironborn is clearly the worst option, but the difference between the others is mostly a matter of taste.
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A treatise written by the famed Illithid chef Splugorth Ramsay, for those cranial connoisseurs interested in the finer nuances of Planetosi dining.
 
Artemis1992 said:
Do Auranes taste good?

I always assumed the activly anti-intellectual brainwaves would be unpleasant, maybe harmful, to the squids.
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I assume they taste opposite to Ulitharid.
Just as bad, mind you, but in an opposite direction.
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[X] Yes, of course
-[X] This month, you had yet to visit Armun Kelisk and Opaline Vault.
--[X] Gather the orders, set up new ones.
---[X] Buy Staves, @Goldfish.
--[X] Meet with Djinn and Shaitan spymasters.
---[X] Ask when would be the preferable time for us to visit Vialesk and other Marid states with their delegations, in an attempt to draw Marid into war with Efreeti.
---[X] Offer the Djinn and the Shaitan the services of the Fleshforge and Plantforge for war and peace alike, at a fair price.
---[X] With Asmodeus himself starting to act on Plane of Balance, a lot is at stake. Request whatever lore or knowledge on Hells and those serving Asmodeus they can share, anything that can help in rooting out his influence.
---[X] You are planning to strike at the Bitch-Queen in short amount of time. Still, far it be from you not to plan for the worst. Ask whether the Empires have anything that may serve as the last-ditch measure in event all out plans come to ruin and we require something to stop Divine influence imposing onto reality, if only for a short while.
---[X] Ask whether they are aware of any especially hidden, or not well-known forces/groups that may be of help to us breaking the illithids upon the Plane of Balance - groups that we would be able to rely on not to become a problem later on if we use them (unlike most Brines, for example).
----[X] We aren't asking for their help, what with war on Efreeti being just as important- but any aquatic forces we haven't heard of ourselves with the limited exposure to the Planes we had yet.

Anything I'm forgetting, @everyone?

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MAs relevant to OV/AK, @DragonParadox:
[X] Colalborate with Extraplanar Empires in order to further joint understanding of various subjects, magic and common (military) alike:
-[X] Attempt to set up students' exchange with Shaitan Academy of War (Warmages, Diviners, Officers and Engineers), and the Guild of Shapers (Magewrights).
-[X] Attempt to set up students' exchange with Djinn Order of Arcane Seal (Abjurant Champions) and Order of Stormweavers (Stormcasters).
--[X] Both Djinn and Shaitan establishments will possibly require specific arguments - if any arise, refer from Diplomacy corps, to Viserys directly for hashing out an exact deal.
-[X] Accept the offer from Djinn Order of Cryomancers to hold lectures in Sorcerer's Deep, paying fairly for the privelege of course.
-[X] Collect on the lore necessary for training Djinn Auxilaries (Mystic Rangers) the Captain of Sultan's Bows offered unilaterally, but paying fairly for the privelege.

[X] Have Lya transcribe Battlemagic Perception spell for the Jinn Archmage that helped us against the Efreeti expedition into Valyria.

[X] Visit Armun Kelisk and Opaljne Vault, searching for any mercenaries, crafters, or teachers who might be willing to join our service.
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Artemis1992 said:
Do Auranes taste good?

I always assumed the activly anti-intellectual brainwaves would be unpleasant, maybe harmful, to the squids.
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I imagine they are either an acquired taste, like a strong flavor you can learn to love, or incredibly bland, like tofu, which is easily seasoned to take on new flavors.

Or just a deadly poison.

One of the three.
 
Are there old copies of previous turn plan excel sheets are do you guys just overwrite the old sheets for new turns?
 
Absoloot said:
Are there old copies of previous turn plan excel sheets are do you guys just overwrite the old sheets for new turns?
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They still exist on the quest spreadsheet, though most of them are hidden to reduce clutter among the still active sheets. I'm at work, so I can't link it right now.

You'll have a tough time making sense of any of the older ones without the written out plans to go along with them, since they were more like calendars than plans. The newer ones are easier to follow, sorta.
 
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