A Wizard's Wile
Thirtieth Day of the Tenth Month 293 AC
Lilly wiped at her eyes, not because she had been
crying mind you, that was for stupid little girls who weren't brave and clever like her, but because all the slapping around and shouting her father had done which got him a week in lockup and mucking the streets to 'cool his head' had her out of sorts and she always got a little leaky when he was turning back to his cups.
The image of the Dragon King leading her through the shadowed halls of his wizard school wouldn't leave her head from the moment she'd been lead to a new home by him--she learned pretty quickly not to use 'witch' lightly in the Deep, as it was more likely to get you laughed at unless you were using the word the proper way. And Lilly
hated it when people laughed at her, hated it more than when they were braying or shouting or giving her a good boxing.
She swung her legs on the park bench, feeling down, when someone landed next to her. "'Ello, love." She startled, peering up at the gruff figure with corded muscle on his arms, mismatched with the soft flowing robes and the staff balanced on his knee. "You been staring at the Plinth for hours, or dawdling about the Scholar's Grove. You don't have to keep away from the Philosopher's Tree, you know. Ain't off limits so long as you're respectful to 'em Trees."
She muttered, "I got into a fight last time I got near. I mean... I argued with a sorcerer boy, and he called me stupid because I didn't believe him when he said I could never be a wit--wizard, because I was a dumb girl. Course when I pointed out that the Princess and half the Companions--them heroes the King keeps close to his side--were girls too, his friends laughed at him and now he hates me and bothers me whenever I get near there or the 'Brary."
Not that she could read. "All 'cause I couldn't list off some stupid books..."
"Books ain't so stupid, is my thought on that, love. An' maybe, if you'll pardon my pondering aloud, you made him so angry because you looked down on him for it. Sure, boys an' all, got soft skins that age. 'Specially this lot," the gaffer snorted as he gestured at the still bustling square, filled with magicians going about their business, carrying books or
odder things in and out of the heavily guarded Shadow Tower entrance and the hexagonal stone arch. "You want to be a mage, eh love?" She glanced down at his collar, noticing a glint of silver, thinking it passing odd the way it looked and glittered in the mage lights casting their glow upon the pair.
She wrinkled her nose. "...
yes. I want..." she trailed off, suddenly realizing she was talking to a stranger. He gave her an encouraging smile. "I wanna be special, too..." she muttered, red in the face, since that was a dumb reason to want to learn magic.
"You get it then," he said with a nod. "Most say they wanted to learn the higher mysteries of the world, or fight in the King's army, or go on adventures and discover new lands and fight monsters like the Companions, but more of that lot get turned away in the end when they ain't got the guts or will to press forward the second that things are gettin' tough. Half that crock about finding worthy purpose for magic isn't worth two shakes of..." he coughed, and she had been around fighting men long enough to know one cutting himself off before he said something just an inch too crude in front of a girl. "It ain't worth as much as knowing you
want it and that you'll use it for yourself. So long as you follow the laws, uphold the Charter... that's all the King can ask of us."
It was then that Lilly realized that the gaffer was a wizard himself, and she fumbled her words again as he lifted his brow in amusement at her awe.
"You applying, then?" he wondered softly. She hesitated, then nodded. "Hm. Well, you'll need to know your letters. They'll have you in a school house for months if'n you march up there without a lick of knowin', but they won't turn you away out of 'and." He mused aloud, surprising her--she had thought it would be impossible without the fancy book-learning that pimple-faced boy raved on about.
She hesitated, but saw a leading hand when it was waving right in her face clear as day. "Could you... teach me? To read, I mean! I ain't expecting handouts either, I can work..!" The man laughed.
"Well, guess you won't be needin' this then, eh apprentice?" He mused, dropping the rolled letter wrapped in crimson ribbon and sealed with the Three-Headed-Dragon. To her surprise, when she unfurled it, she understood it clearly.
Must be magic, she thought. Because of course the Dragon King had magic for making his words understood by those what didn't know how to read. At this point Lilly thought King Viserys could do
anything.
"The Crown has made dispensation, in light of recent entanglements of your legal guardian, pending investigation under purview..." she read on and was boggled at having even the slightest clue what most of the things it went on about meant. She understood most of it, though. "...and stipend, should you fail to show talent in matters Arcane... an
orphanage?!" She said, incredulous. The gaffer--her teacher, she held out some mad hope, laughed.
"Aye, you can't take a stipend without bein' a ward of the state or from some kind of special dispensation specific to the individual--" the man trailed off, clearing his throat awkwardly. "They send out 'em letters all the time, keepin' urchins off the pretty and clean streets and giving them something to dream after, even if it's just tightening bolts on some engine or something like that. If you don't have a way about magic, they'd toss you in a creche and give you lessons on reading, writing and sums, at least. It ain't a bad place," he told her soothingly. "Course if you have me teach you, you'll get a cell in my town house and we'll put you on minding an' sorting reagents for a start," he said as if working through the possibilities. "Going to be going on my Journey soon, things bein' so busy lately 'cause of that, having some help around the workshop is just the thing I need."
Lilly pondered things a while longer. "What about my Pa, then?" She spoke woodenly, not sure if she should feel bad that she didn't really care he had no say in things.
"Normally he could fight it in the courts, but I doubt he will," he said with surprising coldness. "Name's Tobyis. You can call me Master Tobyis or Master, if you've made up your mind." He lifted a brow in question. She stood, maybe a little too quickly, when he got up, and followed right after him.
She didn't want to be just another forgotten dumb girl who got tossed into some pity place with the other children and told to mind herself and be thankful for what she had.
That wasn't her.
It was only much later on that Lilly had noticed she'd be played like a fiddle, but she didn't really have time to mind it over much.
She was too busy trying not to set herself on fire.
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Asset recovered. Divination results remain consistent with previous. Next time, don't make me play messenger raven for some bureaucrat's idle fancy, all because of a passing comment from someone up in the Keep or whatever brought this last batch of acquisitions up. Sifting through immigrants is scutwork. I don't care if she's supposed to be 'the Last Hero' returned because some high-handed poof shot a sponsorship her way the minute someone threw some chicken bones in a circle and danced an answer out of the future that ain't likely to even come true.
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Noted. Await further instructions. And if you would like to lodge a complaint with the Grand Inquisitor and question his motives for how he allocates divinatory budgeting for the next quarter, you are more than free to do so.
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Right, and the next thing you're going to tell me is the King rescued her from an army of demons, and she's going to be the next Companion. I swear, this horse shite is what makes us played out to be paranoid cunts as like to bugger each other than do our jobs on them mirror plays.