I still want him as the Governor of the Disputed Lands.

Uthero: "So I was thinking..."

Viserys: "I got it. Okay. I'll build you a castle somewhere..."

Viserys, staring at a map of the Disputed Lands... all of the Disputed Lands: "Somewhere right there."

Uthero: "Oh! With jousting? And neighboring lords coming by for tourneys! And maybe some of those feasts where the food is shaped like birds and fanciful beasts!"

Viserys, still staring at the entirety of the Disputed Lands: "...sure."

Later...

Uthero: "Viserys! Explain."

Viserys: "Did you like the surprise?!"

Uthero: "You made me governor of a region nearly the size of Volantis' holdings!"

Viserys: "...surprise!!"

Uthero: "Viser--"

Viserys: pop

Uthero: "Aly! FOLLOW THAT DRAGON!"

Alysande: "Sigh."
 
I can certainly handle that after Tarly.
I'll make a map for that in my lunch break.
Uthero: "So I was thinking..."

Viserys: "I got it. Okay. I'll build you a castle somewhere..."

Viserys, staring at a map of the Disputed Lands... all of the Disputed Lands: "Somewhere right there."

Uthero: "Oh! With jousting? And neighboring lords coming by for tourneys! And maybe some of those feasts where the food is shaped like birds and fanciful beasts!"

Viserys, still staring at the entirety of the Disputed Lands: "...sure."

Later...

Uthero: "Viserys! Explain."

Viserys: "Did you like the surprise?!"

Uthero: "You made me governor of a region nearly the size of Volantis' holdings!"

Viserys: "...surprise!!"

Uthero: "Viser--"

Viserys: pop

Uthero: "Aly! FOLLOW THAT DRAGON!"

Alysande: "Sigh."
That's incorrect. The area is only slightly larger then all of Braavos territory.
 
I'll make a map for that in my lunch break.

That's incorrect. The area is only slightly larger then all of Braavos territory.

Uthero: "That's supposed to be comforting?!"

Viserys: "...yes!"

Ferrego: "I want to say I planned this."

Doran: "I just go all-in and say it anyway. It has been working."
 
Uthero: "That's supposed to be comforting?!"

Viserys: "...yes!"

Ferrego: "I want to say I planned this."

Doran: "I just go all-in and say it anyway. It has been working."
Look. We just give him the comfy Count title of the Western Disputed Lands and the Governorship of the whole thing. It's not as if we expect the whole thing to be hereditary.
 
Uthero: "...Viserys!"

Viserys: "You will be fine. I have like... people for this."

Uthero: "I'm one of those people!"

Viserys: :ogles:
 
Do you think once conquering the free cities and westeros a crowning would be good? With mirrors in every city broadcasting the event do you think it would be possible to get a mythic rank. A coronation viewed by tens of millions actually like hundreds of millions of people. That would be something of legend.
 
"I suppose someone has to deal with Essos before the slaving bastards drown us all in shit," he sighs. Then as the three of you leave the chamber a gleam enters his eye. "Seeing as there are all those empty lands, I do not suppose..."
Yay someone in the story pointing out that for all that Westeros might seem worse in some ways, Essos was really the worse place by far, also in how many threats it allowed to flourish, I mean we have had to prevent way more catastrophes in Essos than Westeros.
 
Yay someone in the story pointing out that for all that Westeros might seem worse in some ways, Essos was really the worse place by far, also in how many threats it allowed to flourish, I mean we have had to prevent way more catastrophes in Essos than Westeros.
I strongly have to contest that assumption:
- Deep One attacks in Old Town
- Deep One attacks in the Crownlands
- Deep One attacks in Crakehall
- Deep One infestation in the Iron Isles
- Devil activity in Kings Landing
- Devil activity in Dorne
- Devil activity in Kings Landing
- Devil activity in the Vale
- Devil activity in Whiteharbor
- Devil activity in the Stormlands
- Devil activity on Dragonstone
- Devil activity in the Reach
- Devil activity in the Westerlands
- Other activity in Whiteharbor
- Fey activity in the Reach
- the whole Fenly debacle
- the whole Robin Arryn debacle

There's a ton of shit going on in Westeros that we or someone else had to clean up, mostly us though.

The only difference between Westeros and Essos is that Westeros got only the careful plotter problems, while Essos got stuck with homicidal maniacs.
- Pale Maiden aligned undead plague in Lys
- Fey subversion in Braavos
- Demon infestation in Mantarys
- Demon mercenaries in Volantis
- Ymery activity in Volantis
- Tiamat base of operations in Pentos
- Daemon infestation in Tyrosh
- Deep One attacks on Tolos
- Rhakshasa infiltration in Tyrosh
- Other infiltration in Volantis

You will notice that the Essos list is much shorter, just some of it a lot louder.
 
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I strongly have to contest that assumption:
- Deep One attacks in Old Town
- Deep One attacks in the Crownlands
- Deep One attacks in Crakehall
- Deep One infestation in the Iron Isles
- Devil activity in Kings Landing
- Devil activity in Dorne
- Devil activity in Kings Landing
- Devil activity in the Vale
- Devil activity in Whiteharbor
- Devil activity in the Stormlands
- Devil activity on Dragonstone
- Devil activity in the Reach
- Devil activity in the Westerlands
- Other activity in Whiteharbor
- Fey activity in the Reach
- the whole Fenly debacle
- the whole Robin Arryn debacle

There's a ton of shit going on in Westeros that we or someone else had to clean up, mostly us though.

The only difference between Westeros and Essos is that Westeros got only the careful plotter problems, while Essos got stuck with homicidal maniacs.
- Pale Maiden aligned undead plague in Lys
- Fey subversion in Braavos
- Demon infestation in Mantarys
- Demon mercenaries in Volantis
- Ymery activity in Volantis
- Tiamat base of operations in Pentos
- Daemon infestation in Tyrosh
- Deep One attacks on Tolos
- Rhakshasa infiltration in Tyrosh
- Other infiltration in Volantis

You will notice that the Essos list is much shorter, just some of it a lot louder.
Which is because Westeros have the plotters, all those devils and Deep ones are the same faction, that have just spread out all over Westeros, and it's not like the Deep ones aren't in Essos too, they are just less there now, as their non-aggression pact with us mean they stay out of our domain.

So if we don't count each devil and Deep one plot separately, then the lists are about equally long, and only half the Westeros list, is up to Essos list severity.

The other difference is that when we solve something in Essos, we either take over or install someone to rule, so no new problem crop up, when we solve something in Westeros, we leave and new problems can spring up.
 
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Which is because Westeros have the plotters, all those devils and Deep ones are the same faction, that have just spread out all over Westeros, and it's not like the Deep ones aren't in Essos too, they are just less there now, as their non-aggression pact with us mean they stay out of our domain.

So if we don't count each devil and Deep one plot separately, then the lists are about equally long, and only half the Westeros list, is up to Essos list severity.

The other difference is that when we solve something in Essos, we either take over or install someone to rule, so no new problem crop up, when we solve something in Westeros, we leave and new problems can spring up.
You can of course arbitrarily bunch of things to support your point, but fact is, Westeros is just as infested with gribblies as Essos, having significant activities in every area.

And the only reason why Westeros didn't have their own Mantarys or Tyrosh is that we stepped in shortly before it became that bad. The Iron Isles had the population of an entire island disappear shortly before we gave them enough funds to mount a military response to the threat. The Devil plot in Whiteharbor newly saw most of the North corrupted by tainted coins and then the city itself nearly got flattened by a Cornugon, and afterwards Whiteharbor nearly got flattened again by high-powered Other servants. We arrived in Kings Landing weeks before a demi-god level Devil was called there.

Lastly, don't forget that Bloodraven has been running interference in Westeros for years, snuffing out threats left and right. The Westerosi themselves have no better track record then the Essosi, just a large amount of dumb luck and competent people saving their asses.
 
You can of course arbitrarily bunch of things to support your point, but fact is, Westeros is just as infested with gribblies as Essos, having significant activities in every area.

And the only reason why Westeros didn't have their own Mantarys or Tyrosh is that we stepped in shortly before it became that bad. The Iron Isles had the population of an entire island disappear shortly before we gave them enough funds to mount a military response to the threat. The Devil plot in Whiteharbor newly saw most of the North corrupted by tainted coins and then the city itself nearly got flattened by a Cornugon, and afterwards Whiteharbor nearly got flattened again by high-powered Other servants. We arrived in Kings Landing weeks before a demi-god level Devil was called there.

Lastly, don't forget that Bloodraven has been running interference in Westeros for years, snuffing out threats left and right. The Westerosi themselves have no better track record then the Essosi, just a large amount of dumb luck and competent people saving their asses.
Is this stuff ever going to become public knowledge? Cause damn viserys has saved so many peoples butts. So many god damn devils that need to be killed. It would be nice to give the public domain knowledge on otherworldly and our worlds native evils.
 
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You can of course arbitrarily bunch of things to support your point, but fact is, Westeros is just as infested with gribblies as Essos, having significant activities in every area.

And the only reason why Westeros didn't have their own Mantarys or Tyrosh is that we stepped in shortly before it became that bad. The Iron Isles had the population of an entire island disappear shortly before we gave them enough funds to mount a military response to the threat. The Devil plot in Whiteharbor newly saw most of the North corrupted by tainted coins and then the city itself nearly got flattened by a Cornugon, and afterwards Whiteharbor nearly got flattened again by high-powered Other servants. We arrived in Kings Landing weeks before a demi-god level Devil was called there.

Lastly, don't forget that Bloodraven has been running interference in Westeros for years, snuffing out threats left and right. The Westerosi themselves have no better track record then the Essosi, just a large amount of dumb luck and competent people saving their asses.
Don't you just love bloodraven. He's the best.
 
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  • [X] Accept Horas' offer and approach Lord Tarly
    -[X] Greet him friendly and ask him how the travel to the Stepstones was for him, and of course how he found your realm so far.
    -[X] Address him as the victor of Ashford, directly acknowledging him winning the battle instead of Mace who stole his credit, and note that the army of the Reach was greatly contributing to the cause while he was at it's helm, strongly implying that it stopped doing so under Mace.
    -[X] Ask him what brought him here and if he has found what he was looking for so far.
    -[X] If he is nervous, put him at ease by point-blank asking him what he thinks about the Darkenbeast Company, strongly implying that he saw nothing you consider bad for him to know.
 
You can of course arbitrarily bunch of things to support your point, but fact is, Westeros is just as infested with gribblies as Essos, having significant activities in every area.

And the only reason why Westeros didn't have their own Mantarys or Tyrosh is that we stepped in shortly before it became that bad. The Iron Isles had the population of an entire island disappear shortly before we gave them enough funds to mount a military response to the threat. The Devil plot in Whiteharbor newly saw most of the North corrupted by tainted coins and then the city itself nearly got flattened by a Cornugon, and afterwards Whiteharbor nearly got flattened again by high-powered Other servants. We arrived in Kings Landing weeks before a demi-god level Devil was called there.

Lastly, don't forget that Bloodraven has been running interference in Westeros for years, snuffing out threats left and right. The Westerosi themselves have no better track record then the Essosi, just a large amount of dumb luck and competent people saving their asses.
And that's the plots we know of.
 
The Devil plot in Whiteharbor newly saw most of the North corrupted by tainted coins and then the city itself nearly got flattened by a Cornugon,
That might be a bit of an exaggeration of the overall effect of the coins, and I'd like to point out the only reason the Curnogen got summoned was because of us. Overall, Westeros simply has more 'heroes' and dedicated organizations running around putting out fires, even if they're half the problem in and of themselves.

I've been looking forward to writing up some official titles for a while, gimme a sec. I've got some good ones.
 
I'm putting together my plan for the City of Brass front business and need to know how many Mage-Smiths we can send.
Just to be clear, you mean people capable of using the ritual to make +1 weapons without enchanting? Then definitely enough that you can pull as many as you need, as we've spread that in SD and in the Ironworks alone we got hundreds of smiths.
 
Just to be clear, you mean people capable of using the ritual to make +1 weapons without enchanting? Then definitely enough that you can pull as many as you need, as we've spread that in SD and in the Ironworks alone we got hundreds of smiths.
That'll work.

So far I've got two 5th level Wizards, one 4th level Wizards, two 4th level Archivists, and eight 3rd level Hedge Wizards. With Quills of Scribing and Unseen Crafter, that amounts to four enchanters, five scribes, and at least 13 Alchemists but possibly as many as 18. Add in 10 Mage-Smiths and wellw have a serious crafting workshop setup, able to produce a non-trivial supply of lower level gear and Alchemical items.
 
Part MMDCLXXV: Arrows' Arc
Arrows' Arc

Twenty-Fourth Day of the Eighth Month 293 AC

You ponder the young Reachman's offer briefly. By his father's words Horas had come here to hide and perhaps to learn, not to give aid directly, certainly not to aid you directly, but he is old enough to make his own choices and to deny him now would be to strike away the hand of friendship. Time enough to deal with any meddlesome septons later. With a nod and a smile you set off after Lord Tarly and his son who were being thankfully held up by a cart decked for festival time... and bearing of all things a statue of the Father being carried to the new Great Sept.

Just as the cart begins to roll on with a twitch of the reigns you reach the Lord of Horn Hill and his son, Waymar and Horas only a step behind. As all of you are dressed in street clothes he does not take much note of you, frowning at the delay. The boy, Samwell you remember his name is, does catch something unusual about you, his eyes fixing upon a unremarkable point on Horas' doublet... or beneath it with eyes that see beneath the surface of things to spot his warding talisman. The boy is using witch-sight. Does Randyll know? you wonder. One would think he would keep the boy closer for his insight if he did.

Before you can observe them any closer, however, Horas speaks. "Good day, my lord, what a fortunate fate shines upon us Reachmen that we can find each other so easily."

"Hobber Redwyne?" the lord whispers, the furtive tone making it all the more obvious that he is trying to keep a secret. "What are you doing here, boy? Why aren't you at the Arbor?"

"Not quite, my lord," Horas smiles gamely. "I am Horas. Rumors of my death have been misconstrued, for the fey are full of hidden tricks," he continues in an ironically fey manner of his own. Randyll would likely conclude that he had been held captive rather than killed, and that his funeral had been a ruse. "As for the reason I am here, it is to speak with His Grace..." here he motions to you, a playful gleam entering his eye at the shock that crosses the older man's face. "He is far better suited than I to discuss the substance of that meeting."

Though Randyll's hand flies to the hilt of his sword in sheer instinct his tone is carefully neutral as he says: "Well met, Your Highness." Interesting way to split the difference in terms of titles, you must admit. Not quite 'Lord Targaryen' as many Westerosi lords and ladies called you at first sight, but not 'Your Grace' either.

"Well meet to you also, my lord. The Victor of Ashford will ever be welcome in my realm," you reply, at once a reminder as to whose side he was on in the War of the Usurper as well as the fact that his overlord had tried at least to claim credit for handing Robert Baratheon his only defeat in the war.

The Lord of Horn Hill's frown only deepens, though that might have been as much at his son's gasp and flinch as at your flattery.

Before he can reply, however, Waymar introduces himself adroitly and asks in turn: "What brings you here, my lord? The joust, or only curiosity to see if sailors' tales are true?"

"We set off before news reached Horn Hill that there was to be a joust," Randyll replies laconically, still unsure of what to make of you, but obviously concluding that there is no immediate peril. "You have done much to make a city of this pirates' den," he says after a moment, the compliment obviously awkward upon the tongue for all you think it is sincere.

"Thank you, my lord, I trust you have found what you were looking for, here and in Westheaven..."

"How did you know?" Samwell blurts out, his face turning beat-red a moment later. His father looks more disgusted than angry.

"News travels on swift wings," you reply, not much of an answer you would admit, but only a fool would hand out that sort of information simply to brag.

Lord Tarly looks between you and Horas a long moment, weighing his options. "Perhaps we might meet again under more private circumstances than a street."

"I would be glad for your company this evening," you reply at once. Seeing him begin to shake his head you hasten to add: "Nothing formal or public, a private affair with only myself and some of my closest friends and confidants. You may bring your son also, of course."

You can practically see the wheels moving behind his eyes. On the one hand it could be a trap, on the other he is already in the middle of your realm and known to be so for weeks. Hardly a situation requiring further entrapment.

What do you do next?

[] Try to figure out where Samwell Tarly got the ability to cast cantrips
-[] Write in

[] Prepare for the meal
-[] Write in

[] Write in


OOC: I tried to make this more substantive, but there is a limit to how much can be discussed in the middle of the street, and if you are going to speak to him at the keep, the tone and company is important to the message you are sending.
 
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