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A Sword Without a Hilt: A Song of Ice and Fire/D&D 3.5 Crossover

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Goldfish said:
You realize that you are torturing me right now, correct? :cry:

My personal suffering aside, that was an excellent chapter. Naomi is a darling.
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The diamond could have shattered into dust and spread out over the body to restore it. It could have shattered and brought forth Kathy's soul for Viserys to try to convince to return and offer a chance at a new life or world.

It could have shattered as the spell failed.

How it ends is up to you :)

And yes, Naomi knows she is. Fortunately she's not insufferable about it :V
 
The crazy demon said:
Look at Robert and his usual escapades

Viserys wouldn't do anything that makes him close to Robert, be that drinking around and sleep around.

Also we wouldn't vote for it! Have you seen the amount of people we have cursed because they don't erase each single piece of DNA they leave around? :V
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mmmm now that brings me the question of why we have not cursed Robert just to annoy him? nothing deadly yet we do not need it dead.
but maybe a curse that causes impotence or something like that? or that he can never get drunk or try alcohol because if what you say is true it would be very simple
 
jerikor said:
i am surprised that viserys the adult red dragon, do not have people of other species trying to get into their pants and they only go to look for humans like obery and waymar.

When will it be he turn to have adventures? we are a red dragon we must at least follow the tradition of the dragon to have sex with everything.
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Did you miss the part where Viserys is in love, True Love, with Lya? The kind of love that can drive a person to kill and die for someone? Unless Lya dies of age and at least a hundred years have passed. Viserys will never look at another woman in that way.

jerikor said:
mmmm now that brings me the question of why we have not cursed Robert just to annoy him? nothing deadly yet we do not need it dead.
but maybe a curse that causes impotence or something like that? or that he can never get drunk or try alcohol because if what you say is true it would be very simple
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Because it can be traced by the Lannister Djinn very quickly and it would cause an immediate declaration of war.
 
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Arimai said:
Did you miss the part where Viserys is in love, True Love, with Lya? The kind of love that can drive a person to kill and die for someone? Unless Lya dies of age and at least a hundred years have passed. Viserys will never look at another woman in that way.
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A note on this. A Whampire attempting to feed on Viserys - assuming he didn't just murder them because fuck vampires feeding on him - would quite literally burst into flames. No magic required.
 
Arimai said:
Did you miss the part where Viserys is in love, True Love, with Lya? The kind of love that can drive a person to kill and die for someone? Unless Lya dies of age and at least a hundred years have passed. Viserys will never look at another woman in that way.


Because it can be traced by the Lannister Djinn very quickly and it would cause an immediate declaration of war.
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sorry i do not write well what I wanted in that comment. I clarified with snow that what I wanted to say is that it is rare that nobody is interested in viserys and only in humans as obery and waymar
 
jerikor said:
mmmm now that brings me the question of why we have not cursed Robert just to annoy him? nothing deadly yet we do not need it dead.
but maybe a curse that causes impotence or something like that? or that he can never get drunk or try alcohol because if what you say is true it would be very simple
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We torment Robert from afar with our continued awesomeness, doing amazing shit, killing terrible shit, and outright being better at everything which matters.

He simmers in his own inadequacy.
 
jerikor said:
sorry i do not write well what I wanted in that comment. I clarified with snow that what I wanted to say is that it is rare that nobody is interested in viserys and only in humans as obery and waymar
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I think there are plenty of folks interested in Viserys, but he has a limited circle of confidants with whom he regularly interacts and he wields incredible power which rightly terrifies most of those who would otherwise try to sink their hooks into him.

Waymar is a true knight, a shonen hero boy scout with magical powers and shining armor. In Planetos, he's a serious catch.

Oberyn will literally fuck anything that moves and is willing. Even if 9 out of 10 people shoot him down, that still leaves a lot of potential partners.
 
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If we make Robert impotent, what will he say? Will he meet a crowd and say this?
Robert: My subjects today we started the war with the evil dragon sorceress because he made me sexually impotent!

honestly that would give more laughter and would be humiliating for he
 
Goldfish said:
Shara needs some attention, for sure, but Mia is already very well geared. She's got the full set of Scholarium Wizard gear and a huge scroll collection.
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Don't forget that Shara has a sentient artifact crystal dagger thing that's still slumbering. We'll probably do more for her gear by awakening it. We should of course also equip her, but still.
 
Snowfire said:
Um...no. You won't. We're skipping from this direct to the truly fascinating prep meeting for talking to the White Council. I'm never going to clarify the result of the Miracle-Ress.
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In Goldfish Land, Kathy was Resurrected then immediately placed in a Smoky Confinement bottle to wait for Viserys' return to Planetos.
 
fan550 said:
What ever happened to Nymeria. I remember her coming to SD at some point.
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IIRC there was a misunderstanding about what she intended and what we thought she intended, so she eventually ended up back in Dorne without ever actually being part of the B Team.

The crazy demon said:
Look at Robert and his usual escapades

Viserys wouldn't do anything that makes him close to Robert, be that drinking around and sleep around.

Also we wouldn't vote for it! Have you seen the amount of people we have cursed because they don't erase each single piece of DNA they leave around? :V
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That reminds me, do you think Bloodraven can guide us to left over bits of E Grejoy's hair or bits? Being able to Greater Curse him would be an immense boon.
 
mmm we never revive in a human body to the brother of kya? you already know he one that was on a doll or is that I missed something I saw kyla together with some children in the updates but not whit her brother. Is he staying with his parents?
 
Walliseatscheese said:
IIRC there was a misunderstanding about what she intended and what we thought she intended, so she eventually ended up back in Dorne without ever actually being part of the B Team.
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She was more or less a spy for Dorne. So she visited Sorcerer's Deep, then promptly ditched us before we invaded Tyrosh to join Oberyn in his adventures in the Rhoyne. Shame, too. She would have gotten the Goldfish Gear Treatment had she stayed.
 
Haha, my favorite memory behind the whole Nymeria thing is how salty @Duesal at least seemed afterwards. Like everyone else kind of brushed it off as being "odd" but he was stewing over it.

It's not often our offer to foist treasures and honors off on people is rejected so it must have just been a bit of a splash of cold water to the face.
 
Crake said:
Haha, my favorite memory behind the whole Nymeria thing is how salty @Duesal at least seemed afterwards. Like everyone else kind of brushed it off as being "odd" but he was stewing over it.

It's not often our offer to foist treasures and honors off on people is rejected so it must have just been a bit of a splash of cold water to the face.
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I was definitely salty about it.

My revenge will be to see everyone else given wonderful gear.
 
Though you know something I recently considered about Nymeria fucking off to Essos and then back to Dorne afterwards?

I think she avoided committing not because of anything we did or didn't do or say, but because she felt like she was in Tyene's shadow.

Which puts a whole different spin on that narrative.
 
Crake said:
Though you know something I recently considered about Nymeria fucking off to Essos and then back to Dorne afterwards?

I think she avoided committing not because of anything we did or didn't do or say, but because she felt like she was in Tyene's shadow.

Which puts a whole different spin on that narrative.
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That could be it. If she had stayed, she might have feared she would always be Tyene's muggle sister.
 
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