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A Sword Without a Hilt: A Song of Ice and Fire/D&D 3.5 Crossover

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LonelyWolf999 said:
Really? All of them? I was under the impression that they were having a relatively constant affair and that's how the rumors got so proliferated. Considering she's had six kids I'd imagine their parentage would be rather ambiguous.
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Black Walder thinks Elmar is his but he's two and Annara is pregnant right now with another child he's pretty certain is his.
 
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LonelyWolf999 said:
How on earth does he tell? Do they look more like him than Walder Prime? (God I love that nickname) Was he banging her particular often nine months earlier?
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It is actually reasonable to assume that Black Walder could more easily acquire Moontea for her seeing as how he can make the arrangements to have children well in advance and not explicitly have to use the Twins' Maester, or maybe he can acquire it less directly. There has GOT to be a market for that stuff in that viper pit, which might be what led to rumors of Walder's kids not being his in the first place.

So yes, using the tea if Walder Prime's been hitting it particularly often, and then going at it until they're reasonable sure that it's Walder Black's.
 
Crake said:
It is actually reasonable to assume that Black Walder could more easily acquire Moontea for her seeing as how he can make the arrangements to have children well in advance and not explicitly have to use the Twins' Maester, or maybe he can acquire it less directly. There has GOT to be a market for that stuff in that viper pit, which might be what led to rumors of Walder's kids not being his in the first place.

So yes, using the tea if Walder Prime's been hitting it particularly often, and then going at it until they're reasonable sure that it's Walder Black's.
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Also this, but they are more careful about Moontea than Cersei is.
 
Tomcost said:
I wanna purge the Freys. They have fucked themselves into a time bomb once the old one dies.

And in the name of the Far Realms, please don't ever tell Walder Prime about reincarnation.
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It wouldn't be that bad. With what we've discussed of succession laws, inheritances getting doled out as normal upon reincarnation would mean that Walder's current Heir, Stevron would inherit the Twins, while Walder... Walder gets a new body, recognizable different from his old one whether we used Cyclic Reincarnation or not.

Coincidentally, one could argue this would void your current marriage, as your "predecessor" is now 'legally dead'.

:V

Don't thank us too profusely, Walder Black.

@DragonParadox just thought you'd find the above amusing.
 
Alright, here's a list of potential mages, pages, and squires. Keep in mind these aren't my selections, just all the realistic options we have.

{Decended from Ser Stevron - That one nice guy}
Mariane Vance
"Sweet" Steffon Frey (Pretty sure he's actually in the melee)
"Fair" Walder Frey (Pretty, clever, ideal pick if she has talent. Possibly banging Black Walder?)
Bryan Frey

{Decended from Aenys Frey - Smart but huge prick}
Robert Frey
Alyn Haigh

{Decended from Jared Frey - Arrogant loser}
Zia Frey
Zachery Frey (Religious)

{Decended from Symond Frey - Wannabe spymaster and merchant}
Alesander Frey (Canonically refused to be part of the Red Wedding)
Alyx Frey

{Merret Frey - Memetic loser, married a Darry}
"Gatehouse" Amerie Frey (Pathologically sleeps around, currently married to Tom's cousin)
"Fat" Walda Frey
Marrissa Frey


{Raymund Frey - jackall about him}
Robert Frey (Maester material)
Malwyn Frey (Alchemist involvement)

{At this point, we move directly onto Walder Prime's descendants}

Tyta "the Maid" (Dull but Desperate)
Perwyn Frey (Described as a good person, claim on Rosby)
Benfrey Frey
Willaman Frey (Erudite and religious)
Olyvar Frey (Trustworthy and loyal)
Roslin Frey
Arwyn Frey (Black Walders?)
Wendel Frey (Walder Primes?)
Colmar Frey (Walder Primes?)
 
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Azel said:
Let's see...

Fair Walda - Seems like a good bet. Tell it Walder Prime as it is. If she looks good, has a sharp wit and magic on top of that, then various Essosi will throw money at him to get that marriage.
Robert - Also seems like a good bet. Citadel pretty much means he is dead as far as his house is concerned, so this is automatically a win for Walder Prime.
Malwyn - Same and he already has some basics. Might have Devil contacts though, so keep an eye on him.
Tyta - Eh. Test her. You don't need to be smart to be a Sorcerer or Druid.
Perwyn - We don't really have someone to squire him under.
Willamen - Having a friendly Seven cleric might come in handy and there is always the chance to convert him to a more useful faith.
Olyvar - Seems uninteresting.
Roslin - Same.
Arwyn - As a favor to Walder Black, I would definitely take her.

All in all, let's just test them right here and now and then take everyone with the aptitude. Free mages! We can offer the remainder a good education in the Deep and for the more martially inclined, a career in the Legion.
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Olyvar would make a pretty good Legion officer. I'd take him.

Roslin is the Joker on the deck of cards. If we really need to tie House Frey to some other house, Roslin is our best bet for that. Fair looking and smart in canon, she's often elected as the Frey Bride for Robb in self insert or other ISOT fanfics if the insertion or Isoting is done after Catelyn's horrible bargain.
 
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