Giant's Counsel
Nineteenth Day of the Eighth Month 293 AC
Mors Umber walked down the street leading to the Circle of Battle with what some might call a skip in his step were he of less fearsome mien. He had managed to find himself new armor better than castle-forged steel, and the solid weight of the two-handed mace he was thinking of calling
Giant's Fist strapped to his back. According to the fellow he'd bought them from neither of them were 'real' sorcery with the right words mumbled over 'em, having been just left in a magic room like timbers fit for seasoning. The northerner didn't give much of a damn, they would keep him alive and help him bash skulls in either way.
"Still winning, giant-man?" a rumbling familiar voice called from up ahead as one of the stone-blood giants widening the gutters waved.
"Still moving rocks when you could be earning gold and glory you lazy oaf?" Mors called back in the same tone. He had met Urgaz on his first day in the city after having tracked down rumors of giants. He'd expected to see a bunch of folk who were bigger than usual, if that. Tales thrice told had a way of making a mountain of a molehill. Instead he had found real giants eleven,
twelve feet high, so that even the women looked down at him as he would at a child, and all of them with skin like stone.
Most men in his position would have been rather intimidated, and most Umbers might have challenged the giants to a wrestling match, but Mors was too old for that sort of foolishness, so he just struck up a conversation, asking them about their home and kin. He even made eyes at their womenfolk, just to be polite. They had taken it in good sport, one thing leading to another until night fell and Urgaz had offered him a bed for the night which Mors gladly took, not having too much silver to spare.
"What would I do with gold and glory? I have no wish to fight or buy many shining things," the giant replied placidly.
"You'd drink it all in a ten-day!" the northerner shot back, having seen the giant put away enough beer to drown a horse.
Something dark passed over the giant's craggy features, though he tried to hide them.
So that's how it was. Mors knew men who tried to drink their sorrows away.
It looked like giants weren't that different that way, either. Plastering a smile on his face he hastened to add: "Or maybe you'd fucking eat it like you did those two spit-roasted pigs, eh?"
That got a laugh as he'd hoped as Mors Umber walked on to test his new mace.
***
After fighting that easterner with the two swords the previous day and the Dragon's man who nearly did him in the day before, Mors was glad to see a knight waiting his turn on the sands. He looked to be about his own age, his armor battered from hard use but well cared for.
A fighting man worth picking up a weapon that one, even if he was a southron.
"You here too for the gold, the fame, or just to see some witchery before you die?" he grunted.
The knight looked startled, but he didn't turn up his nose at it: "I am here to serve either the King or the Seven, though I have not yet decided which path would be best."
"You don't look like a septon," Crowfood answered, looking the man up and down. "You ain't fat enough."
Instead of getting a rise, maybe riling him up before the fight, the knight's smile was serene: "Fat septons are a figure of fun for a reason, but you should not judge the Faith by that measure lest you would have us measure those who keep to the Old Gods by the worst among you."
Mors opened his mouth to argue, then he remembered the bloody wildlings and just nodded sourly. "Good luck to ye."
"And to you," the knight answered.
The fight that followed was fierce as the spectators might have hoped, both shields broken in the warriors' hands, blood flowing freely from a dozen wounds. Armor dented under the thundering blows of
Giant's Fist, chain split upon the knight's blade, bones cracked and flesh tore, yet there was no hate behind the war-cries, no rancor of age old battles between the pious knight and the old proud northerner.
The mace came thundering down... as much luck as skill for the men were strangely well matched for all they fought so very differently.
A sickening crunch of breaking bone filled the arena as the knight's foot shattered under the northerner's blows. For a moment Mors tasted uncharacteristic fear in the midst of battle fury, thinking that he may have maimed a man who he might perhaps have counted friend, then he remembered the healers.
A sword struck him under the arm where the chain had already broken, but with the side rather than the edge. "Saw... you were... distracted..." the knight gasped out.
"Fuck's sake!" Mors shouted, exasperated and impressed all at once. "Let's call it a bloody draw. I think they've had enough fun to let us both pass."
The roar of the crowd was proof enough of his words.
OOC: The fight was pretty much as expected with Mors having an advantage over the higher level but lance-specked Ser Bonifer, but I was not expecting the social rolls to go as well as they did.