Yeah but I'm only talking about laws punishable by death like giving demons or devils safe haven in your home to rape and.torture your civilians.
As bad as it sounds, it would be better if those people go ahead and commit such crimes. That gives us the opportunity to catch and punish them. If those same people are magically compelled not to do that kind of shit, it won't change their desires, merely their ability to act on them. They will be ripe for exploitation by subversive forces, from human enemies all the way to Deep One agitators, and everything in between.
 
I laugh because I find you amusing. Sometimes you're amusing without trying. Ah, the curse of the funny people! And the ridiculous people.
 
More seriously, you do add to the thread in a way I think a lot of us would miss if you left. So please don't.
 
The Glorious Revolution needs to keep its agents in place.
The brits are amazingly bad at ruling their own country, honestly. First they were invaded by the Romans who replaced their entire ruling class, then by the vikings who took over, then by the French who replaced their entire ruling class, and then they willingly called in a Dutch overlord to rule them in clear admission of their own incompetence.

"Glorious Revolution", indeed!

I am infuriated by the fact that the only revolution people call "Glorious" is the one by the rich, for the rich, that changed little in the actual lives of the people. And then when normal folk stand up for their rights, it's a "bloody uprising" or "unacceptable violence"?!?
I'm still against the Faith Militant though :D
 
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The brits are amazingly bad at ruling their own country, honestly. First they were invaded by the Romans who replaced their entire ruling class, then by the vikings who took over, then by the French who replaced their entire ruling class, and then they willingly called in a Dutch overlord to rule them in clear admission of their own incompetence.

"Glorious Revolution", indeed!

>Calling the Normans French.

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Can you put that into perspective for us? I'm sort of curious.

Like I understand how big our military machine is, but a lot is sort of "rounding error" issues since while we have to pay everyone a part of the combat arms and the logistics corps., and we avoid some costs by using state industries to supply some of the equipment, and then we go further and produce much of it ourselves using SECRET MILITARY [REDACTED], stuff like the Lawmen (what actually gets poured into it? What does our tax payers' money actually get them?) or for instance the Inquisition (I guess regular divination reports/cribbing some data from private individuals who make divinatory inquiries helps).

Like, I guess most of it is just paychecks for a lot of people, paying informants, office supplies. More data probably comes from just incessantly seeking out excuses to converse with people being spied on, as evidenced with report #9 of the festival of "I approached the Westerosi knight, bought him a drink, and asked him some innocent questions. Here's his ENTIRE LIFE STORY".
I'm no longer tracking all of these things separately, so it would take some digging to calculate the total Inquisition budget and the like.

One easy example is Kings Landing, where the Inquisition currently costs us 3,000 IM a month, which will double to 6,000 IM once we are firmly entrenched by cannibalizing Varys former network.

What you get for that is around 1,000 full time Inquisition spooks (numbers will build up over the coming months, until then we basically spend what we save on wages on more informants) and a wide net of well paid informants. This isn't limited to the city itself, but also extends to the surrounding densely populated farmlands around the Blackwater and all those minor houses and holdings within a days march of KL. So when Farmer McPeasant sees a procession of Lannister Golden Shields coming for the capitol, he will go to that nice fellow in the local tavern, tell him everything he saw and get a few shiny coins for his effort.

That fellow is a Handler, who keeps many such informants and will likely get more then one report on the matter. So he writes everything down and sends a Raven to KL with the intel. There, a perfectly normal looking house receives the letter and a clerk starts making a full report out of all the sightings. That report goes to Chatayas, where the whispering brazier is used to forward it to SD.

In SD, they now cross reference this with other Golden Shields files and get some urgent divinations from the House of Mirrors, maybe throwing in a Scry for good measure to get a good look at those people.

By the time the Lannisters walk into KL, Viserys has a report on his desk about their number, equipment, likely purpose and the personal files of everyone notable enough to warrant one.
 
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I'm no longer tracking all of these things separately, so it would take some digging to calculate the total Inquisition budget and the like.

One easy example is Kings Landing, where the Inquisition currently costs us 3,000 IM a month, which will double to 6,000 IM once we are firmly entrenched by cannibalizing Varys former network.

What you get for that is around 1,000 full time Inquisition spooks (numbers will build up over the coming months, until then we basically spend what we save on wages on more informants) and a wide net of well paid informants. This isn't limited to the city itself, but also extends to the surrounding densely populated farmlands around the Blackwater and all those minor houses and holdings within a days march of KL. So when Farmer McPeasant sees a procession of Lannister Golden Shields coming for the capitol, he will go to that nice fellow in the local tavern, tell him everything he saw and get a few shiny coins for his effort.

That fellow is a Handler, who keeps many such informants and will likely get more then one report on the matter. So he writes everything down and sends a Raven to KL with the intel. There, a perfectly normal looking house receives the letter and a clerk starts making a full report out of all the sightings. That report goes to Chatayas, where the whispering brazier is used to forward it to SD.

In SD, they now cross reference this with other Golden Shields files and get some urgent divinations from the House of Mirrors, maybe throwing in a Scry for good measure to get a good look at those people.

By the time the Lannisters walk into KL, Viserys has a report on his desk about their number, equipment, likely purpose and the personal files of everyone notable enough to warrant one.
I fucking love the imperium.
 
...hurtful. But true.

I'm not very intelligent. Sometimes I'm not sure why I even post here.
Hug fishing?

Edit: Seriously, I believe that it involves you having the accurate belief that what you post is actually very clever/funny/insightful and should be shared. I know I like 'em.

And by posting, you open yourself up to emotional violence from Snowfire, and I get the impression you like that.
 
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It's French, Jim.

I'm no longer tracking all of these things separately, so it would take some digging to calculate the total Inquisition budget and the like.

One easy example is Kings Landing, where the Inquisition currently costs us 3,000 IM a month, which will double to 6,000 IM once we are firmly entrenched by cannibalizing Varys former network.

What you get for that is around 1,000 full time Inquisition spooks (numbers will build up over the coming months, until then we basically spend what we save on wages on more informants) and a wide net of well paid informants. This isn't limited to the city itself, but also extends to the surrounding densely populated farmlands around the Blackwater and all those minor houses and holdings within a days march of KL. So when Farmer McPeasant sees a procession of Lannister Golden Shields coming for the capitol, he will go to that nice fellow in the local tavern, tell him everything he saw and get a few shiny coins for his effort.

That fellow is a Handler, who keeps many such informants and will likely get more then one report on the matter. So he writes everything down and sends a Raven to KL with the intel. There, a perfectly normal looking house receives the letter and a clerk starts making a full report out of all the sightings. That report goes to Chatayas, where the whispering brazier is used to forward it to SD.

In SD, they now cross reference this with other Golden Shields files and get some urgent divinations from the House of Mirrors, maybe throwing in a Scry for good measure to get a good look at those people.

By the Lannisters walk into KL, Viserys has a report on his desk about their number, equipment, likely purpose and the personal files of everyone notable enough to warrant one.

"FINEST INTELLIGENCE APPARATUS IN THE WORLD."

"PSST, HEY BOSS, DON'T TRUST THOSE [RUSTING WORLD POWER]."

"IN BED WITH THE [RUSTING WORLD POWER]."

"YOU HAD ONE JOB..."

Other people:

"WHAT ARE WE PAYING THEM FOR?"

[NO ONE IS RECEIVING PAY RIGHT NOW]

"OH."

At least we're not overspending on spy agencies. That and the Inquisition basically has to pull double time as multiple types of intelligence agencies, and the House of Mirrors is a... more effective NSA??

How did that even happen...
 
The House of Mirrors absolutely isn't the NSA. The NSA looks at past and present communications. The House of Mirrors straight-up sees the future!
 
Wait, I did? Damn, I generally try not to post self-congratulatory BS on the internet. Is this about the "I make NPCs I think are cool but that we'll smash before they can act" thing? That seems the very opposite of self-congratulatory to me...

It was an older reference to when you were literally griping about people showering you in Hugs when you were talking about having a superbly enjoyable time on a boat. And similar incidents.
 
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