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A Sword Without a Hilt: A Song of Ice and Fire/D&D 3.5 Crossover

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firefrog600 said:
Hey guys are there any plans going for any of the known slave countries? Can we go full daenerys on slavers bay and take over or volantis for that matter? Because those countries I for the most part have no qualms on pillaging, taking over, assimilating, then disbanding slavery.
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Keep in mind, Tyrion IC is not the Tyrion we know and love from books and show.

That Tyrion has like a decade of character development of ours. A decade of pain, conflict, and emotional growth. Of the most unlikely situations and deeds.
 
firefrog600 said:
Well if we ever get Tyrion as some kind of prisoner I will vote for not immediately executing him okay guys. If hes insecure about his height or something there are probably spells we could learn to turn him into a taller man benefits of foul sorcery it would be. that way if we put him in some position of power people cant call him incapable because of his height.
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We could kill him and reincarnate him, his new species wouldn't be affected by dwarfism, well unless he rolled an actual dwarf or gnome, would also allow him to entirely throw away the Lannister name, so put that down as a plan in case Tyrion really begin to hate his family.
 
Illithid Capital is under the Thousand Isles, right?

[X] Ask counsel on the matter of how to deal with your father's final, greatest folly, the wildfire in King's Landing
-[X] Specifically, if it could be used to destroy the Mindflayer city beneath the sea of the Thousand Isles.

I think Rhaella should be the very last. She doesn't need the wildfire thing dropped on her on top of a ressurection.
 
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Seriously, "you've been resurrected" and "hi mom, it's been like a decade since you died" and "I'm a sorcerer dragon-man now, and this is your daughter, Daenerys! She is the cutest lil witch" and "say hello to Granucle Stan Bloodraven! He is sort of the high priest of the Old Gods" and "oh, we are like, a few hundred leagues beyond the Wall right now" is plenty for Rhaell to deal with.

She doesn't need "Aerys did what" and "Illith-who?" and "HATCHING DRAGONS" on top of it.
 
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tarrangar said:
We could kill him and reincarnate him, his new species wouldn't be affected by dwarfism, well unless he rolled an actual dwarf or gnome, would also allow him to entirely throw away the Lannister name, so put that down as a plan in case Tyrion really begin to hate his family.
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It would be so funny if he rolled and got gnome he would be even shorter. At least he would get some kind of racial bonus I think. well goodnight guys going to bed at 5 am.
 
Jesus, @DragonParadox, are you trying to be Satan lately? Or should I say Asmodeus?

Or should I say @Azel?

Suggesting resurrecting Mom now so that we can info-dump all this fucking world-changing bullshit onto her rather than slowly ease her into it one at a time, when the minimum amount of information she has to contend with is being alive suddenly after nearly a decade, being several hundred leagues North of the Wall, a place she's never been before, somewhere rather frightening, near our "Uncle" Bloodraven who's reputation is honestly even worse than ours a hundred years later, and most people think he's dead...

...are you cereal? Super cereal right now?

Because I'm impressed.

[X] TotallyNotEvil
 
[X] TotallyNotEvil

Man, how frustrating it was at times, reading the quest while being a month behind. I mean, even besides dozens of pages of salt explosions back to back.

The most memorable moment for me was the returning after the first Bazaar expedition, when after communicating with Tyene questers decided to just drop the issue with Doomship's tardiness. I was like 99% sure that the captain was either possessed (most likely) or a traitor (somewhat unlikely). I think someone, Goldfish maybe, even made the same guess and proposed to hop there and check, and then was promptly ignored. When the issue finally came to a head, the urge to violently facepalm was strong.
 
Crake said:
The metafeats especially will add on to our bag of tricks, which is the main reason we even want a spell like Blood Wish to begin with. Pure, unadulterated versatility with manageable drawbacks.

Edit: Haha, @firefrog600, it's really fun to see people fresh-faced and not really in-step with our manifold machinations and irons in the fire.

Yes, we are well on our way to ending the practice of slavery, one Free City at a time. In fact, before we even conquer Westeros, we expect three of them to be totally fully emancipated.
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Four. Four Free Cities. Pentos completes the defensive line (and I'm still crossing my fingers that we can get the Windblown as sellswords so we both get a competent, experienced general figure, and someone to deal with running Pentos), letting us use the Rhoyne (via the little Rhoyne) in the north as a defensive geographic feature, as well as secure a land route (albeit a deliberately underdeveloped one) to Braavos.

As for both Tyrion and Samwell Tarly, I'm fairly certain if modifications are available, they have a very good chance at having been used, though Tywin has had run ins with...the dangers of magic. He might be wary using his son (he is his only heir right now) as a test subject, since I don't think he has access to full wish. Randal Tarly on the other hand...has no compunctions. Best hope for Samwell is that he's now a genius bruiser. Worst case he's a monstrous Clegane 2: Clegane Harder.
 
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Adhoc vote count started by DragonParadox on Jan 19, 2018 at 8:49 AM, finished with 140836 posts and 13 votes.
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I think DP just really wants to write the Rhaella scene, and we keep pushing it back to ask questions. :p

Bloodraven is going to be so relieved when we go...and then we give him a bag of attuned sand that "lets" us communicate whenever convenient!
 
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