Because Freedom Units are clearly superior in every way that matters.
Yes, that's why the French use proper measurements. Vive la France, patrie de la liberté. :D
Those ******* abominations called "inches" and such are called the Imperial system! How can they possible be a sign of freedom?

I AM A PEOPLE, NOT A WATER
And yet every single human being who has cooked knows that touching boiling water is painful, and that freezing water is also painful. Therefore, they must seek to avoid such extremes in temperature. See, Celsius isn't exactly based on eldritch, unknowable things!

Honestly though, Celsius is demonstratively more useful for anything approaching public works. That's why it was created IRL, you know. It isn't there just to mock the stupid Americans who don't use it, it's there because having it makes infrastructure and state-scale administration easier!
Having a good, clearly defined unit of measure is much more useful that people realize today. Having it easy to use is also good, especially when you're dealing with foreigners or people who're almost illiterate. But everyone can count to 10...
 
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Part MDLXXXVIII: Of Bulls and Trees
Of Bulls and Trees

Eleventh Day of the Twelfth Month 292 AC

The false lord of Storm's End staggers slightly as solid earth materializes under your feet after the moment of rushing emptiness, then looks through your solar. "I thought you would want to ride it not kill it," he says motioning towards the polished head of the fey-drake you killed years ago in Braavos.

"The creature was rather more clever than the dragons my ancestors rode thought its temperament left about as much to be desired as Cannibal's," you answer lightly, though thinking back you realize that you had since made common cause with beings that did far more harm to you and to others than you know that guardian drake did.

Wasting no time you lead your guest through the corridors of the keen and out into the godswood with its ring of somber sentinel pines guarding the heart tree which had a year ago almost to the day seen Damphair's blood spilled upon its roots. The few worshipers who had sought the secluded tree quickly depart your approach though not before sharping curious glances with the changeling.

"So there are bull-men..." he says thoughtfully to the broad furred back of Argo as the giant warrior vanishes through the trees.

"Yes, though they are no more demons then the Heart Tree is about to rip itself up from its roots and start haunting the streets in search of blood," you answer dryly, rather than telling in full the dark tale of the minotaurs' birth.

The false Baratheon laughs appreciatively of your rather sour jest, though you can see he noted your omission. He remains silent as you release the spell of transformation on the fiend, still held tight between Ser Richard and Garin, then speaks as they secure it to a stake at the base of the heart-tree. "A strange faith to find in Essos this..."

"The Old Gods give much that is of use, like this tree and ask for little save that their few structures be kept," and for the bloody destruction of scores of ancient noble Houses, you think but forbear from saying.

Your guest looks so startled that for a moment you wonder if he had heard the unvoiced thought, but her merely asks: "Do all heart trees have such powers?"

"No, they must be consecrated through certain rituals." A lie might have served you better here as it would not beg the question of where you had learned such magics, but better that small hint than to have Westerosi nobles chain fiends to any heart-tree in sight in the hope of imprisoning them, or worse yet some fool thinking to use one as a aid in summoning.

While you had been speaking Tyene had cursed the bound devil by the simple expedient of slapping it about the face then she draws back far enough to as to be out of reach of its claws and kindles a single thin ray of healing light.

"Fools," the silent voice of the devil had lost something of its power, though none of its malice. "Send me back and be done with it, I can no more betray my contracts than I can grow wings and ascend to grace."

What do you answer?

[] Write in

OOC: I almost had a vote on the Weirwood question, but in the end I decided that Viserys has dealt with too many fiends to take the risk of perpetuating misinformation that might lead to more of them being let loose.
 
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"Fools," the silent voice of the demon had lost something of its power, though none of its malice. "Send me back and be done with it, I can no more betray my contracts than I can grow wings and ascend to grace."

Look, you've got two choices, tell us what we want to know or spend eternity in an Old God's bowels.

Don't particularly care what you choose, we're getting something out of this if only satisfaction.
 
We could give it negative levels until it has few enough HD that Dany can Rebuke it under her control.

@DragonParadox
Can that work, just stacking Enervation and Necrotic Skullbomb until it has all the power and majesty of an overgrown Imp?
 
[X] Plan Advanced Mindfuck
-[X] Cast Mind Fog (with Greater Shadow Enchantment) on it. Follow that up by Charm Monster.
-[X] Activate VotD and AoN, keep making Suggestions to answer you truthfully (cast from Shadow Enchantment)
-[X] Go through Wave of Grief (from Tyene), Crushing Despair, Cone of Euphoria and Lastai's Caress (from Vee) randomly
-[X] Have Tyene conjure major images of various powerful Devils asking for information on various topic, mostly to explain its failure but also thing we want to know like it's allies and contacts
-[X] Between all that ask it various questions, mostly whom it serves, where other devils in Westeros are, and the names of mortals that it knows devils are working with

That sounds possible?
 
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[X] Plan TNE
-[X] "Hm, a surprisingly fair point. I suppose I should show you Compassion, then."
-[X] Fetch Vee and her favorite meat cleaver, which you've taken the liberty of dubbing Mercy. Take all the grafts you can before killing it.
 
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Worth a try.

Alternativly we can ask the OGs if they can cast Brainspider on it a few times before accepting the sacrifice. Or straight up Mindrape.
It's a cleric spell, so possible I guess.
Certainly, but there is no reason to not ask it potentially "non-destructive" questions first, given it's nature I am positive that it has plenty of rivals it wouldn't mind us stepping on.

We can still brainmelt it after.
 
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[X] Plan TNE

If you're not going to be a stool pigeon then we're just going to have to make use of you as a Loot Box.
 
Why?
Didn't we want to spend a lot of time in improving our reputation?

It's a devil, it's not like we're torturing kittens.

At least try to get some information.
I want to know where to start our revenge for this interruption.

So do I, but from the sounds of it this guy's not talking no matter what we do. That being said I'd rather we get something from this asshole than just throwing him at the Old Gods like a scooby snack.
 
Feat: Practiced Spellcaster
1st level: not true strike
2nd: Good pick
3rd: also not this, Jesus. 1 attack for a third level assassin spell?

Ah, yeah, Practiced Spellcaster. I tend to forget about it for non-dedicated casters for some reason.

I like Vital Strike, but I don't have my heart set on it. Any suggestions?

What's wrong with True Strike? Garin's Attack Bonus is painful to look at. A guaranteed success on a Sneak Attack at the cost of a 1st level spell seems like a fair trade to me.

Any recommendations for Richard? I haven't done more than skim the Tome of Battle, so Martial Maneuvers are still somewhat mysterious to me.
 
It's a devil, it's not like we're torturing kittens.
To anyone with points in Knowledge (Planes/Religion?) yes, but we're kinda still competing with the devils in their favorite occupation.
It has been described as pretty horrific (to be fair that was the skinning).

What do you expect Fenly's/Stannis reaction to be after witnessing that?
 
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