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A Sword Without a Hilt: A Song of Ice and Fire/D&D 3.5 Crossover

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Tomcost said:
You know, Bronn is a high leveled adventurer without no actual task to do, and an actual westerosi man.
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I think he would make a wonderful PoV for the theft interlude on top of that. I want to see his reaction to his new boss stealing a tavern.

[X] Fetch Dany and Lya. They can study in SDs newest inn just fine. Take Bronn along as added protection.
 
I'm inordinately pleased by this turn of events. @DragonParadox stating the other day that he knows better than to make any kind of flat statement like "you won't be able to loot this one" makes it even funnier. Any outsider in this thread would read that, then pan ahead a few dozen pages and it becomes even funnier.
Adhoc vote count started by Crake on Jan 3, 2018 at 11:50 AM, finished with 135096 posts and 9 votes.
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So what is stopping us from literally swooping down and teleporting away ships. Rulewise it would mean everything included with the ship, like cargo, comes; but the unattached-to-Viserys people are left to drown?
 
Let's see... we have looted:

1. Four Volantine noblewomen right out of Volantis during a high-class party
2. All existing Minotaurs
3. The Shadow Tower and Whispering Gate, which we then converted into a portable demiplane
4. An entire village of beekeepers
5. A large family of brewers
6. All Awakened Little Valyrians in existence
7. A dragonlord from the time of the Freehold

I think that's all the major things.
Fehu said:
So what is stopping us from literally swooping down and teleporting away ships. Rulewise it would mean everything included with the ship, like cargo, comes; but the unattached-to-Viserys people are left to drown?
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Two things.
1. Viserys' lack of time.
2. We'd have to fly up, turn the ship upside down, and give it several good shakes. Can't teleport with anyone unwilling. :p
 
Fehu said:
So what is stopping us from literally swooping down and teleporting away ships. Rulewise it would mean everything included with the ship, like cargo, comes; but the unattached-to-Viserys people are left to drown?
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We need a special belt to double our carry weight yet again or a fully loaded ship would be too heavy.
 
Fehu said:
So what is stopping us from literally swooping down and teleporting away ships. Rulewise it would mean everything included with the ship, like cargo, comes; but the unattached-to-Viserys people are left to drown?
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We can't teleport unwilling people, or too many, and I suspect an attempt to teleport a ship would fail due to the people within.
 
Azel said:
We need a special belt to double our carry weight yet again or a fully loaded ship would be too heavy.
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That too.
Artemis1992 said:
We can't teleport unwilling people, or too many, and I suspect an attempt to teleport a ship would fail due to the people within.
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We could probably get away with it by swooping down on the ship, brainmelting everyone into jumping overboard, then teleporting away.

Incidentally, this should be a valid tactic for planeshifting the flying ships.
 
I would be okay with stealing ships in such a fashion. Preferably near enough to the coast so that we can first direct it at such a distance that they could swim for it.

No need to massacre entire crews of sailors on the regular, after all... those are our subjects, after a fashion.

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Though to get away with this, you couldn't just pick up the ships like Superman or something. We don't have tactile telekinesis, and they're harder to repair than a building.

I'm pretty sure if you lifted it outright it would snap in half.

We could empty the ship of all people, get underneath it while it's in the water, and then teleport it though. Functionally zero difference.
 
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Hm, but shouldnt brain menting intimidation make em willing, or kill them in one fell swoop.

Or you know, just have Viserys walk through the ship as a dragon and claw anyone dead.

  1. Create scores of Arcane Marked pebbles.
  2. Order a seagull construct to follow a ship back to Astapor from Tolos.
  3. Have it hide pebbles in nook and cranies on ships in Astapor.
  4. Randomly scry & teleport to Arcane Marked pebbles. :p
  5. Edit: lift the ships in a bigg net?
 
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You know... the tavern is right next to Storms End... I wonder...

Courtier: "My liege, your brother reports strange things near his keep. A tavern just vanished a few days ago and..."
Robert: *goes pale*
Courtier: "... the smallfolk claims to have glimpsed a dragon man raising it from its foundations mere momemts before it disappeared."
Robert: "Which... which tavern..."
Courtier: "Uhm... it says here..."

-- meanwhile in said tavern --

Viserys: *stares at his mead* "Is it just me or is this suddenly tasting twice as sweet?"
 
DragonParadox said:
A companion or a bystander who just sees an inn vanish?
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If Bronn is here, I think he'd be good.

Let's cement his loyalty, eh? I doubt he'd want to fuck with the he dragon man that has a fucking building thrown over his shoulder and is walking no harder than a man with a backpack. Seriously, it's barely a medium load at 14-15 tons.

It's a light load if Dany uses imbued Divine Power instead of a simple Bull's Strenght.
Duesal said:
That too.

We could probably get away with it by swooping down on the ship, brainmelting everyone into jumping overboard, then teleporting away.

Incidentally, this should be a valid tactic for planeshifting the flying ships.
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Swoop in -> Mass Suggestion "The ship is about to sink, jump overboard as fast as you can".
 
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We're not picking it up though... We're putting our hand on the shell we construct around it and then (invisibly) teleporting away.

I wanna throw in celerity inbetween hhd and teleport to remove chances of people with inherent or coincidentally active see invisiblity seeing us.

If it goes well, an invisble hhd will appear (invisibly), and then vanish in basically the same moment.
 
Duesal said:
Hmmmmmm.... If we figure that out it could be a useful tactic against other adventurers.
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I believe someone made a d&d spell version of trickster's power.

Next on this quest:
Ugassi: "yesss, this sscity hass been here for thousandss of yearsss, the golden heart of my people"
Viserys: "golden you say? It must have great treasures"
Lya: no....
Ugassi: "Countless! The engraved wallss of the temple of Yss, the Twin Colossssi of the easstern gate, the fabulous fountains of the.."
Viserys: "Such works of art, priceless artifacts, a shame we may have to abandon It, mm how strong did you say the foundations are?"
Lya: no no no no
Ugassi: "well, my people favor strong stone, but the soil underneath its mostly sand.."
Viserys: "mmm i wonder..."



Waymar: "This is a fine vintage, i think my father likes this kind of wine, maybe i should bring him some Next time we visit, i do miss the mountain air"
Viserys: "Yes, this Island does not have large mountains, mm perhaps i can do something about that"
Lya: VISERYS YOU CANNOT JUST TAKE GEOGRAPHIC FEATURES


Lya: "I am sorry, but the Palace is anchored to the demiplane, and the demiplane is too well anchored to the sorrounding spheres."
Viserys: "Well, we do have a few gods owing us some favors"


Dragonparadox: "i am sorry guys, but there is just no way you can bring the whole cast of a crossover omake back with you"
Collective voters: hold my beer.
 

On that note, are the inn's cooks/waitresses illusions or something?
 
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