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With how long and absurdly close this vote has been, it'll be funny to see the in-story flavor text of Mathilde being awfully conflicted about what her reward will be.

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It occurs to me that Mathilde was presented with the foundational mystery of the Grey College when she was promoted to Lady Magister and offered an array of different theories for its existence.

And now, Mathilde has turned around and presented the exact answer and the method for its creation.
He walks through the opening and without any visible trepidation you follow suit, walking atop an invisible floor. The wall heals below you and vanishes, enfolding the pair of you in an endless grey void. It's just as featureless to your Magesight as it is to your eyes. "Where are we?"

"To everyone else, the border between this world and the Aethyr is as thin as a dream. To those with the right attunement, the border can be a plane in its own right." He takes a seat on a chair you're certain was not there a moment ago. "It is the source of some of our most potent abilities. This is where objects enfolded within Substance of Shadow reside, this is the impossibly thin and thus infinitely sharp edge summoned by Penumbral Pendulum, this is where the Pit of Shades opens into, creating a wailing as the air itself is crushed. And through Teclis' techniques that I've only begun to scratch the surface of, it can be permanently expanded into a pocket big enough for a College."

"It is the Hedge," says Provost Kurtis Krammovitch, and you turn to see him sitting just beside Algard. "And the Hedgewise have been visiting it since before the time of Sigmar."

"It is the Shadows that give the Forest of Shadows its name," says Lord Magister Walther Kupfer, "stolen by the Goddess Halétha to empower those who are opposed to it."

"It is a portion of the Aethyr that has been cut off from the rest, which happens more often than you might think," says Lady Magister Grey.

"It is a metaphor, fed by Ulgu until it grew fat enough to visit," says Bursar Wilhelmine von Bucht.

"It is part of the Grey Vaults, the threshold of Morr's Realm," says Porter Reiner Starke.

"It's simply a novel application of existing principles," says Lord Magister Melkoth.

"It's a secret, even to us," says Algard. "Ours to puzzle over, and ours to keep." You complete your circuit, and see an empty eighth chair in the circle surrounding you. "And now yours. Take a seat, Lady Magister Weber."
 
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[x] Plan Pickle Requests mk IV
[x] Armor of von Tarnus
[x] Plan: Wrong Turn at Albuquerque
[x] Elector-Countess
[x] Break College Favor/ Tenure
[x] Plan: The Next Generation
[x] Everyone* will have to refer to any Orb of Sorcery created using this process as a 'Morb'
 
400 votes🎉🎉
Adhoc vote count started by ReImagined on Mar 31, 2025 at 11:52 PM, finished with 5428 posts and 400 votes.
 
I was considering dropping either the requests or the boat, but neither appeals to me all that much more than the other, and the Armor I'm just flat out against.
 
The Reason New
As Mathilde Weber and Elspeth von Draken sipped their tea, Dracul was grateful he could no longer sweat. His head had long had its flesh stripped from it, his face now an expressionless skull, and that was only a small part of what twenty years as a Battle Wizard had done to him. Still, at least he could drink his tea.

Twenty years. He shouldn't feel so nervous in this company, and yet he did. His own Matriarch had long been momentous company, of course, and Mathilde Weber's star had certainly skyrocketed in the last few months, but…

But he knew of Mathilde Weber long, long before that. That was why he was here.

"That pouch on your neck," Mathilde suddenly said, "Is that… what I think it is?"

Elspeth blinked, and leaned back. "You can perceive it? Without even seeing it? Your Windsight must be impressive indeed."

Dracul suffered silently as the two women spent a few minutes in appreciative and knowing silence. A very long few minutes in appreciative and knowing silence. Were they ever going to speak again?

"Your robes are lovely!"

He had finally broken. Mathilde turned to him in surprise, and he fumbled desperately for a way to either continue the conversation or escape from it. As the moment went on, Dracul wished the earth would open up and swallow him whole.

"-Yes, I understand the enchantment is magnificent." Elspeth continued, earning Dracul's loyalty forevermore. "And the material! Your fellows must be envious indeed."

Mathilde smirked. As they continued to speak, Dracul realized her robes must have been more pertinent than he realized. The material… ah, silk. Even he had heard of the Dwarves crashing into the silk trade like those hammers they loved so much. And as Mathilde had earned eight boons from eight colleges, she must have spent one on the Gold's legendary defensive prowess.

…As a Battle Wizard, Dracul spent most of his life cloistered. As he looked at Mathilde's robes, he wondered what it must be like to wear your associations so brazenly like that. Quite literally on her sleeve and across her back was her life and loyalty and accomplishments in Eight Peaks, and with the We.

He felt a moment of envy and a moment of pride for the woman whose career he had followed so closely.

He had stopped paying attention to the conversation. Elspeth had finished her tea. What were they talking about? "I understand you're preparing for a trip to Ulthuan?"

Mathilde smiled. "Honestly, I have been for some time now, but there was just never enough time in the day!"

The sentence had the cadence of being meant to continue, but Mathilde suddenly paused. Dracul and Elspeth and Mathilde shared a look of mutual (and haunted) understanding. There really was just never enough time in the day…

"Well, if you're planning to travel so far afield, that explains what you asked of the Celestials," Elspeth finally mused. "And it was quite amusing how vague you were with that request, by the way. Both the Celestials and the Jades now have to ask themselves exactly how much wealth and influence their part in rewarding such a landmark achievement is worth, and risk being shown up by the other if they fall short."

"While I certainly look forward to raising my brow at whoever arrives to deliver my sum, if we're on the topic of the rewards to such a landmark achievement…"

And there it was. The point they had been circling for half an hour now. The reason he was here.

The emotion fell from Elspeth's countenance. Blank faced, she studied Mathilde. Elspeth was hardly a politician, and she was even less of a people person. It was telling that such a frank and powerful personage had chosen polite and friendly small talk over tea as their venue.

After a long silence, Mathilde clarified. "Your predecessor. Hexensohn. I want to know the circumstances of his presence and his end in Sylvania."

"In your campaign," Dracul said. "In Van Hal's campaign. In that battle..."

Mathilde, again, turned to look at him. Understanding dawned in her eyes. "So that's why you are here, and why you looked so high-strung. You were one of his Battle Wizards. I didn't recognize you."

What the fuck. He couldn't read Mathilde or Elspeth at all! How were the other two people in the room more expressionless than he was! He literally didn't have a face!

"I would be surprised if you had." He replied, "but after so long, I am the only Amethyst participant in that battle who yet lives. It has been well over a decade. Is something that happened so long ago truly worth so much to you?"

Mathilde frowned. "Is it really so surprising? This was my life. At the time it felt like the climax of it, and nobody said anything but vague platitudes. Hexensohn was certainly no help to us."

"Watch yourself, girl." Elspeth snapped. "Whatever else you and I might have thought of him, Hexensohn was the Magister Patriarch of the Amethyst college. I will not allow you to besmirch his name in my presence."

Dracul couldn't look away. What could he even say, ten years later? Twenty years was a long time for a Battle Wizard. Over half of it grappling with that day. Shyish was the wind of death, and he knew it more intimately than he knew anything else.

Mathilde's face hardly changed, though she nodded in acquiescence. "Yes, I apologize. I imagine him and the circumstances of your ascension to his seat would be important to you."

There was a long and knowing silence. Greys love their long and knowing silences, especially in difficult conversations.

"We Amethysts know something about grief." Dracul finally said, "But we also know some things about closure. I'm sure you were told some of what happened. We requisitioned your fighting forces to the tunnels under the city, to get to the structure below even that. Hexensohn went in, and nobody saw what happened. We left, carrying him in our arms. We didn't leave with your men."

Dracul stood up. He remembered it. The purpose behind it all. The darkness, the Shyish and Dhar in the air. Ever-hated undead, the Magic, the Magic…

Dracul took a deep breath. "The reason Hexensohn was in Sylvania to begin with, and the fate that ultimately befell him, it was…"
 
I do apologise because this isn't relevant to the thread, but I've been at this for hours with no success. I remember reading in a WFRP book a small section about a rural (villages etc.) Chaos cult of witches, who did things like share spells with each other, which stuck out to me. I've searched through 2e and 4e without success. If anyone familiar with the books knows off the top of their head where I can find this Chaos cult, please let me know.
 
Dracul took a deep breath. "The reason Hexensohn was in Sylvania to begin with, and the fate that ultimately befell him, it was…"

Silence reigned for a few moments. Then a few moments more.

"...was?" Mathilde obligingly leaded.

Dracul frowned. "I told you. It was..."

Mathilde looked at him, stone faced. She turned to Elspeth, a single eyebrow raised.

Elspeth sighed, giving her a sad nod. "I'm afraid he speaks the truth," she admitted. "It was..."

Another round of silence.

"It was...?" Mathilde repeated.

Dracul and Elspeth nodded in unison, looking relieved. "Indeed," Dracul said. "I'm glad you understand."

Mathilde isn't really certain she does. She's earned more than enough goodwill to get a straight answer, and these two aren't the sort to be pulling some sort of ameture comedy act such as trying to tell a joke without a punchline.

But maybe it just really was...
 
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Sky Scraper New
For millennia the oasis at Bir Tawil had served as little more than a watering hole for the occasional nomad who remembered it existed. Today, however, it hosted something far grander than a herd of Arabyan steeds—something it hadn't seen since the death of the great cities. Casting the entire oasis into shadow loomed the Sky Scraper, a multi-story monolith hovering gently above the sands.

Inside, in the main research room, worked one Lady Magister Mathilde Weber, grateful for the foresight of whichever Celestial that had added an enchantment that created a cool breeze.

On the workbench before her lay an eccentric collection of items—tools, weapons, a broken death mask.

"You're sure these are not from a tomb?" she asked.

Egrimm shook his head. "The ruin Johann and I acquired them from had the look of a temple to it—but we didn't see any tombs. At a guess, I'd say that it was a place where funerary goods were prepared—and whoever these items were intended for wasn't entombed in time to be affected by the Great Ritual. And so the Liche Priests abandoned them."

Mathilde didn't say anything in response, but ran a careful eye over the items. Whatever enchantment had been on the corroded weapons had long since faded, and the deathmask was too broken to tell what the magics on it were supposed to do. The fact that they hadn't curdled to dhar yet was nothing short of a miracle.

But the tools were in surprisingly good condition.

There! Buried deep within the metal, an enchantment—but not made of a magic she recognised. Divine magic, although to which god she knew not.

Too weak to tell what the purpose of the enchantment was, or even if it had been intentionally placed or if it had just absorbed the essence of divinity from the rituals it was used in, but it was clearly touched by the gods in someway. The only way to find out more would be to disassemble them, which would take time.

Mathilde sighed. "Good work, but we can't do a full study of it right now. Add them to the vault and cross off the location on the map. Our nexus isn't here."

Egrimm nodded, and began to collect the artifacts. Max could break down the swords and use the raw material in his blacksmithing, and the museums of Altdorf would fight each other for a genuine Nehekaran deathmask with no current owner.

The tools would stay on board the Sky Scraper, however.

With a cantrip, Mathilde teleported to the command room of the tower. Her hands danced over the control slate, touching glowing runes. Arcane runes, not dwarven runes, of course. Don't let the dwarves hear you say otherwise.

Slowly, steadily, the tower raised itself higher into the air, liberating the oasis below from the shade it had been covered in. It rotated, angling itself southwards, and began to drift in defiance of all the natural laws. From a distance, the pace it set might seem leisurely, but that was only an illusion cast by its sheer size—it could still outpace a mortal horse.

Mathilde smiled as the open desert passed beneath her. Surely there was no better way to travel than in the comfort and luxury of her own personal tower.
 
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It occurs to me that Mathilde was presented with the foundational mystery of the Grey College when she was promoted to Lady Magister and offered an array of different theories for its existence.

And now, Mathilde has turned around and presented the exact answer and the method for its creation.
The Grey College doesn't seem to be built in a sphere. Also, it has multiple entrances. If Teclis used AV to create or access the dimension it's in, he still did something else afterwards Mathilde doesn't know about.
 
The Grey College doesn't seem to be built in a sphere. Also, it has multiple entrances. If Teclis used AV to create or access the dimension it's in, he still did something else afterwards Mathilde doesn't know about.

The biggest question is how did Teclis make the colleges as big as they are. The AV method Mathilde discovered is no where near efficient enough to create something of that size.
 
Since the requests are winning again I thought I'd give a rough approximation of how many AP they would save us. I know it's not as engaging as @picklepikkl's omake, but given that the narrative goodness has been covered lets look at the mechanical upside too:

-[] Ambers: The secret behind Flock of Doom

Unknown AP savings, potentially 0-2 depending on how much it helps with making spells

-[] Lights: KAU partnership with the Light Order's Ancient Library

0.5 AP saved (Library)+ Potential other savings if the Lights would ask for more to open their gates, though I consider that low odds

-[] Golds: A We-silk robe enchanted for combat defense

1 AP saved, we are not going to be making other enchanted armor after this since it would be a waste

-[] Jades: Pure CF

0.5 AP (Serenity) *???. Call the Average Serenity AP 6 CF from writing a paper, we have done both better with something like the Waagh papers and worse with the Terrain paper. I am not expecting them to refund the full 40 CF we spent to make the orbs, but something like 18 sounds reasonable so call it 0.5 AP*4, 2AP total. I know Serenity AP isn't as flexible as others but if we did not have it we'd have to take time our of our day to write papers to get CF anyway so I still think it's a good calculus

-[] Celestials: Bankroll for upcoming magical curiosities shopping trip in Lothern

0AP, we can just take a loan for the cash, but that would cut into our book purchases after Lothern, maybe even prevent us from buying stuff while there, though I kind of doubt that given past spending patterns ( :V ). Anyway, valuable but not AP-quantifiable without doing some really tortured conversions so I'll spare you guys.

-[] Greys: Operatives to expand the reach of the EIC intel network

0.5 AP (EIC), this might be better than the work we would put in, but eh... hard to quantify, leaving that one be

-[] Amethysts: Information on what Hexensohn was doing under Drakenhof and why

0 AP saved, this is just us being a busybody (not that there is anything wrong with that)

-[] Brights: Gyrocarriage enchanted with Inextinguishable Flame

0.66 AP saved (Web-Mat assuming we worked out the plan properly, which we always do when taking Web-Mat actions)

So all in all 4.66-6.66 AP. Going from a little less than a full turns savings in just AP to a bit more than that. No complaints from me.
 
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The biggest question is how did Teclis make the colleges as big as they are. The AV method Mathilde discovered is no where near efficient enough to create something of that size.
I mean, that answer could be that Teclis just had loads of time and lots of AV. I don't think it the most likely thing, but it's valid. The sphere thing is still a bigger question for me, because if the Grey College is in a sphere, but no one knows, that implies there's a lot of empty space being unused, which seems like a poor choice to me, and not a likely one.
 
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