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Puella Magi Megami Tensei

If I made a Patreon, would you subscribe to it? (Not locking anything behind it like EX Chapters)

  • Yes.

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Maybe.

    Votes: 5 33.3%

  • No.

    Votes: 3 20.0%

  • I have no money (me too tbh).

    Votes: 7 46.7%
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The Priestess Shadow, looking in horror as Lucifer prepares Brave Blade (It's gonna one tap):
Scheduled vote count started by TremendousMilk3 on Aug 18, 2024 at 11:45 PM, finished with 9 posts and 7 votes.
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920: Idle Chat
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    • OOC: These are just different flavors of the same vote, so...

    [X] Silently heal her

    You don't want to make a big deal out of it, but the only healing spell you know right now is Mediarama. So, instead of you casting anything...

    Pixie happily nods to you before proceeding in your stead!

    (PIXIE: DIA: 4+35)
    (YUMA WAS HEALED!)

    Thankfully, no one (except Raido, who doesn't say anything) notices your companion's presence. As soon as it's finished, you ruffle Yuma's hair with a content smile.

    Raido crosses his legs, "I never understood why kids seem to fawn over things like this." He tries to make conversation.

    "That's probably because you didn't grow up with video games." Shoji replies offhandedly, "And nowadays, they're considered an art form, like movies and comics."

    "See, comic books I get. Most movies, not really my thing. Are you saying that Hacksaw Ridge is on the same stage as this red guy jumping on dragons?" Raido asks.

    "What are you--? No, those two things are completely different." Shoji stares at your uncle like he's grown a second head, "If you want a Hacksaw Ridge experience, you've gotta try Battlefield."

    "Can we not talk about violent games in front of Yuma?" Kohaku asks, "I mean, sure, it's good, but--?"

    "Psh, video games, comic books, movies..." From behind the couch struts out Gouto, "...When I was your age, all we kids had to occupy time was sword training!"

    "...But you're a cat?" Yuma asks, tilting her head.

    "Yeah, and I don't even have to pay taxes anymore!" Gouto laughs, "I don't even have to buy my own food! I just sleep all day and tell Raido what he's doing right and wrong!"

    Raido scowls a little, but holds his tongue.

    "Ah, Lady Amaterasu, the Green One has perished." Ame-No-Uzume hands the controller back to Amaterasu, "You guide him much better than I."

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    • [X] "So hold on, were you a human once Gouto? I can't imagine the government trying to tax a cat."
    -[X] If they *did* try, and he made them regret it, remark, "I see you catnipped that in the bud."

    Added Beth's addition because it's funny.
     
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    [X] "So hold on, were you a human once Gouto? I can't imagine the government trying to tax a cat."
    -[X] If they *did* try, and he made them regret it, remark, "I see you catnipped that in the bud."
     
    [X] "So hold on, were you a human once Gouto? I can't imagine the government trying to tax a cat."
    -[X] If they *did* try, and he made them regret it, remark, "I see you catnipped that in the bud."
     
    [X] "So hold on, were you a human once Gouto? I can't imagine the government trying to tax a cat."
    -[X] If they *did* try, and he made them regret it, remark, "I see you catnipped that in the bud."
     
    [X] "So hold on, were you a human once Gouto? I can't imagine the government trying to tax a cat."
    -[X] If they *did* try, and he made them regret it, remark, "I see you catnipped that in the bud."
     
    Yuki Konishi's Philosophy: My life isn't great, but it's mine to live. My mistakes may burn, but I can still try to move forward.

    Yumi Konishi's Philosophy: Pat Yuma, play Mario.
    Scheduled vote count started by TremendousMilk3 on Aug 19, 2024 at 9:37 PM, finished with 8 posts and 8 votes.
    • [X] "So hold on, were you a human once Gouto? I can't imagine the government trying to tax a cat."
      -[X] If they *did* try, and he made them regret it, remark, "I see you catnipped that in the bud."
      [X] "So hold on, were you a human once Gouto? I can't imagine the government trying to tax a cat."
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    921: Gouto, Gouto...
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    • [X] "Wait a minute."

    "Wait a sec, were you once human, Gouto?" You ask, catching Kohaku off guard, "I mean, I can't imagine any government trying to take money from a cat. Er, no offense."

    "Eh, once upon a time." Gouto stretches, "Stuff happened, as the youth seem to say, and now I'm an immortal cat." Without a moment's delay, he trots over to you, "It's not all it's cracked up to be, but I'm pretty content."

    "Being immortal, or being an adorable kitty?" Kohaku asks, slowly reaching her hand over to pet him.

    "Both." Surprisingly, Gouto allows himself to be petted, "You know, I honestly prefer dog people. Less hassle in my day to day, y'know?"

    Kohaku blinks. "...I see."

    "And since only summoners can hear me, I can talk all the crap I want about everyone!" Gouto chuckles, "And I get pet for it!"

    "Hey, watch your mouth around Yuma!" Kohaku chastises your uncle's cat as if she's talking to Griffon.

    "Kid, she can't hear me. Watch," To prove his point, Gouto struts up to Yuma, sits right in front of her, and says, "I took an acting role in the US, and played Salem in Sabrina The Teenage Witch."

    "...Yuma never watched that." She tilts her head.

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    • [X] *Give Gouto the 'Judgmental Parent Stare'.*
    -[X] You know, the one Dad gave you after the Motorcycle.
    -[X] "You know I met her while she was being rescued by an Oni right? And that was before she bonded with the nightmares she found at school."
    --[X] "And now that I think about it, Yuma actually said that you can talk when I gave you to her the other evening."
     
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    [X] *Give Gouto the 'Judgmental Parent Stare'.*
    -[X] You know, the one Dad gave you after the Motorcycle.
    -[X] "You know I met her while she was being rescued by an Oni right? And that was before she bonded with the nightmares she found at school."
    --[X] "And now that I think about it, Yuma actually said that you can talk when I gave you to her the other evening."

    Ironically, Yuma has technically gotten all 5 of her nightmares at school.
     
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    [X] *Give Gouto the 'Judgmental Parent Stare'.*
    -[X] You know, the one Dad gave you after the Motorcycle.
    -[X] "You know I met her while she was being rescued by an Oni right? And that was before she bonded with the nightmares she found at school."
     
    [X] *Give Gouto the 'Judgmental Parent Stare'.*
    -[X] You know, the one Dad gave you after the Motorcycle.
    -[X] "You know I met her while she was being rescued by an Oni right? And that was before she bonded with the nightmares she found at school."
    --[X] "And now that I think about it, Yuma actually said that you can talk when I gave you to her the other evening."
     
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    [X] *Give Gouto the 'Judgmental Parent Stare'.*
    -[X] You know, the one Dad gave you after the Motorcycle.
    -[X] "You know I met her while she was being rescued by an Oni right? And that was before she bonded with the nightmares she found at school."

    I was already reading his lines in Salem's voice even before he revealed he was the actor.
     
    TremendousMilk3 said:
    Yuki Konishi's Philosophy: My life isn't great, but it's mine to live. My mistakes may burn, but I can still try to move forward.

    Yumi Konishi's Philosophy: Pat Yuma, play Mario.
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    And Yumi's right.

    Honestly though, Yuki's living in an angsty fanfic while Yumi's life oscillates between action anime and a sitcom.

    [X] *Give Gouto the 'Judgmental Parent Stare'.*
    -[X] You know, the one Dad gave you after the Motorcycle.
    -[X] "You know I met her while she was being rescued by an Oni right? And that was before she bonded with the nightmares she found at school."
    --[X] "And now that I think about it, Yuma actually said that you can talk when I gave you to her the other evening."
     
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