Chapter 1: Party Animals
Chapter 2: Tea Party
Chapter 3: Monkey See, Monkey Do
Gouwen sat and stared at the wall of her room, correspondence and court documents arrayed around her like a messy nest. Throwing herself into her work for days without sleeping hadn't helped (though it had reduced her backlog tremendously). There was no denying what was happening. What had already happened. Her face was flushed and her hands felt a million miles away as she very carefully sat still and did nothing.
Was this a personal failing? It felt like a failure. She'd been so careful to avoid the ensnaring trappings of personal entanglements. The history of the Bai was very clear on this topic. Getting... overly involved with others was a fast track towards distraction, embarrassment, and failure. Marriages were for political alliances and the creation of new children. It was known that a cultivator might sometimes crave... moments of weakness, but these were temporary failings to be addressed in private.
She had even, in her desperation, sent a missive to Buzai. A sad and desperate screed locked tight with formations, asking for advice in extricating oneself from an unpleasant situation. Buzai's response had arrived the next day, suggesting some of their favourite poisons to make the Zheng's death look like an overambitious party accident. The letter was still crumpled up in the corner where she had thrown it in frustration.
Gouwen's head was spinning and bursting like a child's toy gone mad upon her shoulders, full of as many useful thoughts as a block of wood. Meisui had become familiar, comfortable, someone she felt no threat from, and now Gouwen's mind betrayed her by coupling it with ideas about large, bronzed arms and their capacity for... violence. Decadent, dizzying,
directed violence. She had shoved that horrid little Lan boy to his knees with the inevitability of a mountain landslide, and Gouwen was ashamed to admit the thrill and delight she had felt watching it. What else might those arms do for her... or
to her?
Was it not the Great Grandmother, first of them all, who had felt... things, for a foreigner? A foreigner who had smote her enemies, proudly displaying their pain and woe for her amusement? While some rowdy, loutish, over-muscled, bare-armed, smoky-voiced... while some
Zhengcould never hold a candle to the Fisher himself, Meisui DID fit the traditional requirements.
Oh god, tradition. Because TRADITION was
definitely what was happening here. To say nothing of them both being women, but their clans had bit and clawed at each other since before the empire had congealed. Foreign strangers were one thing, but their superiors would never approve of... dalliances with an opposing scion. There would be questions. Pointed inquiry. Aspersions cast. Meaningful looks and snide tones of voice. Her reputation would be ruined. And for what?
Gouwen had to be smarter than that. She had to approach the problem with guile and cunning. What was it Elder Diaobao always said? One cannot always drag prey out of its' nest - sometimes the prey must be drawn to the predator...
Meisui was in the fucking doghouse. The Lan had viciously struck back where they could, setting up the Zheng for a bunch of "mistakes" and laughing behind their sleeves - laughing at the stupid monkeys pretending to be people. The old man had given her a hell of a chewing-out for doing damn fool shit when the consequences would be others' to bear, and he'd had her bowing and scraping the whole week, cleaning up messes the Lan had been causing.
That wasn't the worst part, though. Since she'd given Lan Guo a public drubbing, Gouwen had vanished into her apartment. No tea parties, no letters, not even a background appearance when the Zheng had met the snakes face-to-face to hash out some mining deal.
Gouwen's little tea parties had been the only good thing about court, and now she didn't even have the cute snake girl to look forward to after a long day of delivering letters and taking notes and cleaning floors and whatever the fuck else it was she had to do.
Meisui had even hand-written a letter herself - the old man had given her such shit when she'd asked for advice on fancy writing and which pretty ink and paper to use, but helped her anyway when she kept pestering him. She'd put so much thought into each complicated character, and
still hadn't heard so much as a peep out of the little snake girl.
Her sole comfort was Lan Guo being cooped up in the Lan apartments - probably where he couldn't piss his pants the next time someone twisted his arm. The way things were going, if she caught wind of him being an asshole again, she'd rip his arm the rest of the way off just to feel better.
This was a good plan. It was the perfect response to the situation. Nobody would ever suspect a thing. Her hand in the matter would be obfuscated, unseen, secure. Those idiots from the Hou were wrapped around her finger now, and the catering order had been smoothly intercepted. Already she was weaving yet more threads.
Elder Daibiao would approve. Many of the major undertakings could be used to benefit the Thousand Lakes. He'd think she was finally acclimatising to court, acting like a proper White Snake lady. Gouwen absent-mindedly scratched one arm, and didn't understand why. There would be time to wonder later.
Meisui grit her teeth as she slowly ran a formation-finder charm over the wall of the meeting room she was in - her chore for the afternoon.
Someone, and she didn't know who, had been playing games with her for the last week. It'd started small - she'd walked into a meeting room she had to clean and almost tripped over two local yellows furiously scrubbing the floor. They wouldn't tell her why they were there, sweating and stammering through excuses, but they'd cleaned the room in time before the old man turned up. Then the day after, the kitchens had delivered a trolley full of spicy steamed dumplings to a party she was throwing and a dozen drunk cultivators had grabbed the platters before the attendants could say "there's been some sort of mistake-".
At first, she'd been happy to let these little accidents make her life easier. It wasn't her fault the world wanted to make her life better - but then it really did begin to feel like a set-up. She'd found a few pages of someone else's notes in her doodling pad one meeting, explaining who the other guys were and pointing out how to exploit them. She hadn't understood a word of it, and the old man had given her a funny look when she'd passed them to him.
The next day, two Meng kids who came to her parties thanked her for giving them some fucked-up river weed she'd never heard of before. They'd backed off when she'd looked at them funny, not sure how to respond.
Finally, last night a small Guo group had lost their tea set when they invited the Zheng over to swap some important stuff, and the old man took the opportunity to dig his heel in and take better footing over the Guo's shitty hosting. They'd had to offer a basket of fruit instead, and some of it had definitely looked pricey. Tasted pricey, too.
Meisui didn't like it. Not one bit. Whoever this was, they were trying to manipulate her, or didn't think she could do her own chores. She was sick and tired of this shit. And then-
Someone knocked on the door of the meeting room.
A middle-aged Yellow in an Imperial Palace uniform was right outside, bowing his head and offering a lacquer box of what smelled like dried orange peel. Her favourite.
"Madam Zheng, I come to humbly convey this gift to you from an admirer who wishes to remain anonymous."
Meisui picked the little man up, his feet leaving the floor. He yelped in surprise, dropping the box, and his stupid mustache bristled indignantly.
"How uncouth! I remind you that I am servant of the Imperial Palace, and you-"
"Who the fuck is this from?"
"Unhand me!"
She shook him, making his head bobble about and his ridiculous little hat fall off.
"I've had it up to here with this shit! I'll pull your fucking arms off!"
"Oh
shit-"
"Shaddap! Tell me who told you to do this!"
Cowed by the threat of a dumb brute resorting to violence, he folded in on himself.
"It was her! The doctor woman! From the Thousand La
aaargh-"
Meisui threw the little man away - he skidded along the polished wood hallway until he came to a stop against a pillar. Picking up the box, she stomped off in the other direction towards the diplomatic apartments, where
she would no doubt be hiding.
Meisui banged one-handed on Gouwen's apartment door with the box, making the whole wooden frame rattle. A few of the other junior cultivators poked their heads out to see what was happening, but quickly closed their doors again when they saw who was involved.
"BAI GOUWEN! I KNOW YOU'RE IN THERE! STOP HIDING LIKE A FUCKING COWARD AND FACE ME!"
The door cracked open very slightly, allowing Meisui to dig her fingers into the gap and fling it the rest of the way to the side. Sitting behind a writing desk, eyes narrowed, was the arrogant little Bai. The whole room was immaculate and well-ordered, reeking of that knife-in-the-nose raw spirits smell that Meisui had come to associate with Gouwen, so she threw the box at the back wall in frustration. It bounced and skidded back towards her, perfuming the air with a hint of orange peel. The door slammed shut behind Meisui as she stomped across the room.
"What is this? What kind of fucking snake game are you playing? Fucking shut yourself away like this and don't respond to, fuck me, a
letter I wrote for you, but you send me this shit like it makes it any better? Like I want gifts instead of hanging out with the only person on this fucking mountain who isn't a bore? I guess it was all fake, th-"
Gouwen's face immediately coloured, and her eyes widened from her livid expression. "No!" she barked.
"Then what the fuck is going on? You've got to have a goddam good fucking reason, because I am at the end of my fucking rope!"
Gouwen closed her eyes and breathed deeply. Meisui could almost
hear Gouwen cycling her qi. She spoke without opening her eyes.
"I have been attempting to provide recompense to you for your assistance with Lan Guo. Your incon-"
"
Inconvenience? I didn't do it for you! I did it because that little shitweasel pissed me off. I want the
truth."
Meisui watched Gouwen's mouth narrow into a hard line. Yes, she
had done it for her, but right now she would rather rip her own scalp off than dangle from a snake's tail.
"So you bent Lan Guo in half in the middle of the East Hall for no reason other than he
pissed you off? Are you that
stupid?"
"Yeah! Stupid enough to think you'd want to hang out with me, I guess! What the
fuck is your problem? Make up your fucking mind, in or out!"
"I'll make up my goddamn mind, Meisui, when you do too! Or did you honestly have no idea, parading around where you knew I would be able to see?"
"
Parading around? So you've been sitting here, plotting and scheming and ignoring me just because I showed off?"
Gouwen stood up from behind her desk, vibrating with indignant wrath. She stalked over from behind her desk to get right up in Meisui's grill.
"You think it's easy? Being in my position? The moment I show weakness, I'm done. The others will pounce on me - my colleagues, foreigners, members of your own delegation. I'll be strung up as compromised, feeble, unable to-"
"Being seen with me is weakness? Are you that ashamed of some idiot monkey?"
Gouwen grit her teeth.
"No. You are
not an idiot. The weakness lies with me. With my - with the-"
Meisui squinted at her in confusion.
"What? What the fuck is this? Why aren't you explaining? Why are you giving me the fucking run-around, Gouwen?"
Gouwen's face went red and strained, like the short woman was trying to puke up something bigger than her. Meisui arched one eyebrow, wondering what this was all abou-
"BECAUSE I WANT TO COURT YOU, YOU HEAVILY-MUSCLED
IDIOT."
Meisui's arm shot out like a viper and thudded against the wall, her open palm snapping open into a heel-strike that made the ancient wooden pillar judder. Gouwen became terribly aware of just how large the other woman was, how her light-brown hair was cascading down into a curtain around her head, darkening her stern expression. Her voice was thick, deep, and rich. She was so
tall.
"You can't play a game when the other person doesn't know the rules."
Gouwen felt her eyes become wide like lakes, like the most subtle and insidious poison was wracking her body. Her breathing was shallow, her pulse erratic, and her limbs refused to move. She felt like she was suffocating under the weight of the other woman's sheer presence. Perhaps, thought Gouwen, this was what prey animals felt like in the instant before the kill.
Chapter 5: Drop