Aranfan
Team Plasma Grunt
This was amazing. You should feel good about it.
I think you capture their voices well, 10xp.Unwanted Letters
Hisana stared down at the paper before her and allowed herself a brief moment of regret over being an Uchiha.
Then she reminded herself that her blatantly overpowered eyes made this much faster than it would otherwise be, wrote out and attached a now standard rejection, and added it to the pile before moving on to the next page.
Across the room Sasuke absentmindedly flipped another kunai into one of the targets strewn across the ceiling before writing out a rejection of his own; shoving the paper off into a pile that would definitely need to be sorted later.
Hisana's pen scratched out another rejection.
Naruto's head slammed into his own mercifully empty table.
"I'm bored." He groaned.
"You aren't even doing anything, idiot." Sasuke growled out, shoving the next page off harshly enough that Hisana heard a rip. She tried to work up some feelings about that.
All she got was some vindictive satisfaction. She moved on to the next page.
"That's why I'm bored." Naruto whined. "At least you two have something to do."
Sasuke's eye twitched. "Trust me, I'd much rather be doing nothing."
Hisana ignored the byplay, writing out yet another rejection to a barely skimmed letter. On the one hand, the Sharinga really speeds this up. On the other, I'll remember it forever.
Naruto shot up out of his chair to point dramatically across the office. "What are you doing anyways? You can't actually be reading those!"
Sasuke smirked. "Sharingan." Then frowned. "But even with the Sharingan, no, not really. They're all basically the same anyways."
Naruto collapsed back into his chair, also dramatically. "Those eyes are broken," he huffed, "also I still don't know what those are."
Hisana looked from her complete pile to the still much larger incomplete pile and almost reached for her sword instead of her pen. She pushed the urge down, and moved on to the next letter.
"Marriage requests." Sasuke grunted, signing out the next rejection a bit more harshly. Another kunai went up into the ceiling.
Naruto shot back up out of his chair, his surprise unable to be contained by mere furniture. "WHAT?!"
Hisana's pen likely would have jerked and caused her to have to start over if she hadn't completely expected that.
Sasuke rolled his eyes. "As the last of a wealthy clan, plenty of people want to marry in. Mostly civilians who think they could easily take de facto control from 'kids' through their own children."
And of course, some don't bother with trying to find a relative around the right age. Hisana shuddered, just a bit.
His eyebrows scrunching together, Naruto plopped back into his poor abused chair. "Why can't you just ignore them all?"
Sasuke let out a heavy sigh that he probably wished was a fire jutsu. "If we did that, they might get offended." He sneered. Another kunai went up.
Naruto hmm'd, considering that for a moment.
Several more rejections were written out.
"... Do you care?" He asked, at last.
Sasuke paused.
Hisana paused.
The ceiling fan, struck by an errant kunai, paused.
Two pairs of red eyes met across the room.
Hisana glanced back down at the attempt to usurp her clan from someone who was, as far as she remembered, in his sixties.
Her brothers jumped in their seats as a whistle went through the air, her sword sliding back into its sheath as the letter fluttered to the ground in a multitude of pieces.
Sasuke stared at the now-confetti as if it held the answers to true happiness.
A moment later a letter was pinned to one of the ceiling targets by a kunai.
Naruto grinned, perched in his seat, his job done.
With a screech Hisana's chair tipped back as she jumped up on the arms, sending several letters flying in the air, dipping into her base Iaido stance. Between breaths they were cut neatly in half, before not-so-neatly exploding like a firecracker.
Sasuke threw a kunai lined with ninja through an airborne row of letters, before a series of hands seals culminated in a phoenix flower jutsu reducing them all to ash before his suddenly gleeful eyes.
The fire splashed harmlessly off the walls; Uchiha structures built for fire resistance as a matter of course.
Two pops and puffs of smoke heralded the arrival of two more Naruto's before all three scrambled to grab empty papers and spare pens.
Hisana grabbed a dozen letters with chakra strings and flung them forward- a swipe of her hand and a chakra machete rendering them to pieces before a water bullet turned them into a soggy mess against the far wall.
Naruto and his clones held up their pilfered papers, large numbers scrawled across them.
6 7 5
A competitive gleam in his eyes, Sasuke sent his entire remaining stack of letters flying. Twelve loose leafs were pinned to the targets strewn across the room- the remaining stack kept together by a wrapping of wire as it soared through the air.
The furious sound of a thousand birds filled the room, followed by a ballistic missile in the form of a vengeful Uchiha impacting the current target of his ire- punching straight through the papers and then the bullseye behind them and the wall behind that.
The Naruto's cheered.
8 7 9
Hisana's eyes narrowed. She would not be defeated.
Her papers went flying, driven by momentary wings of wind sprouting from her back. Her blood turned to lightning and her chakra armor momentarily bloomed to life.
The Naruto's and Sasuke were gently flung backwards as she blinked out of existence, appearing on the far side of the room perched on the door as a concentrated typhoon swept through the office, shredding the letters and sweeping them up into a whirlwind before suddenly ceasing.
The leaflets drifted slowly to the ground, piling up on the floor.
In the perfect image of an Uchiwa.
Sasuke let out an exasperated sigh as the Naruto's held up their cards from their position on the floor.
10 7 10
The leftmost Naruto frowned at the middle Naruto, who nervously laughed and scratched his head.
"I, uh, only found the one paper?" He got out before popped out of existence.
His instant replacement held up another ten.
Hisana had a moment of satisfaction before the door she was standing on collapsed outwards, leaving her staring at the unreadable face of Kakashi.
He peered past her, into what was left of the room, before raising an eyebrow.
"There was a snake," Hisana bullshitted confidently, "It was acting suspicious so we killed it. 'Cause Orochimaru, you know."
Her traitorous brothers disappeared behind a potted plant and a table.
Kakashi hmm'd non committedly before handing her a mission scroll.
"Well luckily enough you'll have the opportunity to avenge your office. You have a mission in the Land of Rice Fields, Orochimaru has been reported in the area."
... Still better than the letters.
This happened because of Hisana's birthday party. Blame that.
Maybe a "soft" limit that higher ranks cost more chakra to seal?actually, does the spiral consuming seal have limit to what rank of technique it can seal, or something like that?
I'm honestly not sure what these two would even let us do[x] Sealing Art: Spiral Consuming Seal. This method of sealing creates a scroll capable of sealing away a technique, though it is costly to use and equally costly to unseal the technique - this is a defensive seal, not a fully functioning 'jutsu scroll'. It is, however, more general than Jiraiya's Fire Sealing Method.
[x] Sealing Art: Elemental Formula. This allows the user to inscribe powerful elemental jutsu into stable jutsu formula for later use. At this level of proficiency, up to B-Rank jutsu formula may be created. Unlocks the 'Elemental Seals' skill.
Jiraiya's expression changed. His dismissive, slightly annoyed expression disappeared, and what replaced it was far more controlled - but Hisana thought she could see the slightest raise of one eyebrow.
"There's often an explanation like that, somewhere, if a person's sealing style has an odd aspect. Now, tell me about whatever foolishness is on your neck..."