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FATHER QUEST - A Cartoon Network: Villains Victorious CK2-Style Quest Cross Over

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Actually, P.A.L.M is pretty good now, so I'll swap to that

[X] Plan Operation P.A.L.M - Preparing Advances and Learning Might
-[X] Train Ice-Cream Men
-[X] Reach Out to Corporate Competition
-[X] Buy a News Network
-[X] Investigate the "Guild"
--[X] Assign Izzy
-[X] Investigate 2x4 Technology
--[X] Assign Hank
-[X] Look into Artifacts
--[X] Assign Toiletnator
-[X] Visit Spankulot in Prison
-[X] Persuade Stickybeard to stay
-[X] Look into What All This "Super Villainy" Is
-[X] Defend Toliets!
-[X] Create Podcast
-[X] Recruit Dr. Orpheus
 
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Hmm. I had a thought. In light of the recent transition to a candy-based economy, we might be able to convince the government to ban the consumption of candy on the basis that destroying currency is bad for the economy.

This is definitely a course of action we should take because we're responsible citizens who care about our nation's future, and unrelated to making children miserable.
 
[X] Operation P.A.T.R.I.O.T.
(Politics And Trouncing Rocks Invading Our Territory)
-[X] Continue to Fight Gems
DC 95
--[X] Izzy
-[X] Seek Presidential Candidates
DC Variable
-[X] Buy a News Network
DC 70
--[X] Toiletnator
-[X] Look into Aliens
DC 70
-[X] Research Gem Technology
DC 75
--[X] Hank Hill
-[X] Look into Artifacts
DC ??
-[X] Call the Moonbase
-[X] Persuade Stickybeard to Stay
-[X] Recruit Dr. Orpheus
-[X] Go Selling
-[X] Deal with Numbuh 13
-[X] Spread Gossip

I'm sure I'm not helping matters by throwing yet another plan in the pile we already have, but eh.

Like most others, I'm fully in on crippling the gems, whether that leaves to a ceasefire or an outright victory. I would have liked to use the intrigue action to attempt the sabotage on Scam Co's hiring of Mr. Boss, but I'll agree with people arguing to play it safe and not create multiple fronts. It's a loss I can take.

I see a lot of people want to go with the reach out diplo action, but I think since we're making good progress with the government opinion, might as well double down on that and get on that presidential game early. The buy network action is there to help promote our chosen candidate.

Finally, I decided to go with Orpheus. I liked both wizards, but MiH's arguments convinced me. Particularly the comedy angle. I believe Hex is technically more fitting in the villanous front, but damn, if we're going to recruit a lifelong employee, I want one with really good dialogue and dramatic brass whenever he raises his voice.
 
Banning candy will just result in Candy Prohibition and we all know how alcohol Prohibition went.

Now banning Crypto-Candy Currency... that would be a lot better.
 
[X] Operation S.M.A.R.T.S. (Study Many Adversaries, Raze Treehouses Satisfyingly)

This plan have pretty much everything I want besides the mowing the lawn so vote
 
I also don't really see the point of continuing the attack on the gems when we got enemy's in our own back yard like sure score brownie points with the gubment but we allready got the low hanging fruits of that might as well skeedadle
 
We should continue the attack on the gems so they don't have a turn to recover. The brownie points are just secondary, the primary goal is making the gems have a rough time and force them into accepting peace, or kicking them off the planet entirely. They're practically on our doorstep, are openly hostile, and their end goal would result in the death of the planet.
 
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I also don't really see the point of continuing the attack on the gems when we got enemy's in our own back yard like sure score brownie points with the gubment but we allready got the low hanging fruits of that might as well skeedadle
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Well be dealing with a pretty huge enemy in our backyard if we don't prep for the santa's. And, downside to taking out the KND : No matter what, the bad santa's will be putting kids in danger. If we let them stick around in diminished capacity, they may help the resistance against them
 
As is immediately evident, it would seem that Acronyms are the way of things around here, despite the plentiful personal and professional problems they presume to proffer. Dragged kicking and screaming into this new childish horizon, we shall do our level best to relate to these youthful endeavors. BEHOLD:

[X] Operation: A.C.R.O.N.Y.M.
(Acronym aCronym acRonym acrOnym acroNym acronYm acronyM)
(Did we do it correctly? Are the YOUTHS buying it?)

National Actions:
- [X] Cut The Lawn (Toiletnator)
- [X] Reach Out To Corporate Competition (Hank Hill)
- [X] Purchase A News Network
- [X] Sabotage Mr. Boss Recruitment ("Izzy")
- [X] Research Gem Technology
- [X] Research the Book of K.N.D.

Personal Actions:

Father:
- [X] Call Moltar Productions
- [X] Talk To The OSI
- [X] Recruit A Hero (Hex)
Hank Hill:
- [X] Go Selling
Toiletnator:
- [X] Defend Toilets
"Izzy":
- [X] Spread Gossip

In terms of justification for these actions, the first Acronym in Operation A.C.R.O.N.Y.M. stands for a sense of unity only an Acronym, a rough assembly of letters in a loosely comprehensive formation, can provide. Nipping the emergent threats of monsters in the bud will allow for breathing room for further consolidation of our forces for the upcoming HO-HO-HO-RRORS BEYOND MORTAL KEN.

The second aCronym in Operation A.C.R.O.N.Y.M. means that so long as we have proper branding that an acronym provides, we can properly present ourselves to possible corporate partners and dubious government agencies, as well as getting our fingers on the pulse of the magnificent body capital. Hank is also eagerly performing his role as interim CEO by talking about the company on our behalf. This is good. Encourage him.

The third acRonym in Operation A.C.R.O.N.Y.M. allows us for us to pause and reflect on what an actual acronym means anyway. And while we're standing around thinking about letters and junk, we get distracted and WHAMO KNIFE IN OUR BACK. That conniving confectionery corrupting COCK-WEASEL. Mr. Boss CANNOT go to Scam Co. Or ANY other company, the board will NOT allow it. His corporate expertise. His love of cigars. His extant synergy with Father. That presumably humongus Stewardship value. WE MUST ACQUIRE HIM. THINK OF THE SYNERGY, PEOPLE. THE DELICIOUS DELICIOUS CORPORATE SYNERGY.

The fourth acrOnym in Operation A.C.R.O.N.Y.M. stands for the incessant acronyms proliferating news networks, which gives us ample disguise to begin in our own invasion of the airwaves. Propaganda control is thought control is people control. Contacting Moonbase and through them, Moltar, will grant us ample opportunity to begin shaping narratives through the boob tube. While also allowing Izzy to begin sabotaging our rivals. Let the seeds of dissent bear fruit and we shall eat well.

The fifth acroNym in Operation A.C.R.O.N.Y.M. is clearly an allusion to the way LASER and RADAR are all acronyms. So too shall our acronymity reflect our technological prowess. While those likely ludicrously Learning leaning units Mr.Wink and Mr.Fibb remain out of our reach for now... We should seek to acquire them SOON. So we can begin the hunkering of our defenses... And incite our mech war with Mandark. If not in size, that possibly in quality? An armada of giant robots equipped with Gem Technology will grant us plentiful defensive capability against the Yuletide Yawning Open Of The Great Merry Maw....

The sixth acronYm in Operation A.C.R.O.N.Y.M. refers to the mystic power found in incantations. The mystic prowess that only Hex can provide. His power and expertise in artifact hunting shall make our own future inquiries into occult relics easier. We may not be dealing with only one vampiric KRINGLE. There may be... Others... And so we shall need a wide array of OFFENSIVE capabilites vs Orpheus' DEFENSIVE utilities. That is ultimately the difference being brought before us, keep in mind. And as we suffer our candidate debate, we must in turn turn to the... Book. It may provide... Insight. Into Children. Terrible, awful, grubby children. Our most vile enemy. We must know them.

The final acronyM in Operation A.C.R.O.N.Y.M. brings us to Toilets. Toiletnator should start attacking people in their bathrooms. I... I just find that really funny, guys. Let him be a toilet man, guys. I want to see him avenge seats that have been drenched in urine instead of taking the SINGULAR FUCKING SECOND it would take to lift it up.
 
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Made in Heaven said:
We should continue the attack on the gems so they don't have a turn to recover. The brownie points are just secondary, the primary goal is making the gems have a rough time and force them into accepting peace, or kicking them off the planet entirely. They're practically on our doorstep, are openly hostile, and their end goal would result in the death of the planet.
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Pretty much. They're the faction in direst need of being humbled into actually sitting at the table, and we're in what is probably the best position we'll ever be to just mop the floor with them at minimal risk. I'm not letting them become another, much more genocidal ENCOM rising from the ashes. We are on the verge of greatness, we are THIS CLOSE. Let's finish the damn job.
 
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