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In Islam, which spread like wildfire around the Arab world quite a while ago, we are instructed to wash ourselves before prayer, and there are five prayers per day. The washing is basic, but it involves washing your hands and forearms all the way up to the elbows, the inside of your mouth, the inside of your nose, your hair, the back of your ears and face in general, as well as your feet up to the shin. And you had to wash all those sections three times per Abolution.

Hygiene was a pretty big thing for us and remains so. Your prayer is not valid unless you're clean. I'm pretty sure that's a standard of Hygiene.
As I said, other times and cultures had been better at it. I think Europe was actually worse than average over pretty long time periods, though I'm far from an expert. Putting the invention of Hygenie at 1847 isn't meant to say that nobody had ever figured out that cleanliness has ups before, I meant it specifically as the subfield of medicine, which admittedly wasn't clear.

But I wouldn't be surprised if there were good earlier dates, and the contributions of arabic, indian and chinese cultures are pretty often ignored in the history of science. Which is not even talking about Africa, which gets ignored so hard it might as well not exist. I at least know India had some sweet math, china had chemistry and astronomy and engineering, and the islamic world had a whole golden age during the medieval period and was super important for the renaissance.

I've also heard that a lot of the food proscriptions in the Toa are based on health reasons, because pig just spoils faster.

Incidentally, what does washing the hair entail? A full wash can take a whole while, so that wouldn't really be basic anymore.
 
One of her enemies turning up, trying to find something to use against her.

Not even just enemies. I imagine a witch hunter swings by once every couple of years, looking for hidden laboratories full of heretical sciences and magics and the place is just so boring that he just grabs a drink, chats with the locals and heads back off.
 
"Glandulae renibus incumbents, though significantly larger than what I usually see. We each have two of the very same organ within us, perched atop our kidneys like a jaunty hat, and it's actually the centre of something of a controversy within anatomist circles, over whether it should be properly labelled ad-renal or supra-renal. Humoralists call them capsulae atrabiliarae, believing it to be an instrument for the creation or storage of black bile. The rest of us, being burdened with the obligation to actually investigate and test instead of being able to make it up as we go along, were a little more in the dark, and in truth few had given them too much attention. One more weird wobbly bit in a body full of 'em. But if our downstairs neighbours are going to the trouble of collecting and preserving them in a warzone, it stands to reason that there must be some significance to them. So I rounded up some physiology students and pointed them towards the slaughterhouses, and before long they were able to reliably extract the fluid within. Unfortunately for you and me, but fortunately for the advancement of knowledge, one of them blabbed to the Physicians Guild, and now those buggers are running around giving it to everyone for everything. I can't get them to stop - might be there's not a power in the world that could get them to stop selling the latest nostrums - but I can bully them into telling me what they've found, and I have."
And this paper, competently-written and kicking apart a pet theory of the Humorists as it does, is something you're happy to have your name attached to.
a), I love Margarete so much and I hope we get to encounter/work with her again. Our kidneys just wearing a weird wobbly bit like a jaunty hat, what an image.
b), Is it "Humoralists" or "Humorists"? You use each once here. Or is either acceptable?

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I can see this is already winning in a landslide, but I'll note that part of the reason I like this is it gives us the chance to further normalize wizardry among at least this small community of ordinary, rural people in the Empire. Baby steps towards progress.

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Incidentally, what does washing the hair entail? A full wash can take a whole while, so that wouldn't really be basic anymore.
You're not using any conditioners or shampoo or whatever. You're just running water through your hair using your fingers a couple times. This is a procedure that people had to perform 1400 years ago, often with a bucket of water.
 
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There's nobody within a hundred miles that can properly maintain a Dwarven tool, and they can go a while without it but eventually they will need it. Good, honest steel gets the job done and there's someone that can work with it in every village.
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AHA. VINDICATION okay small fist pump at the confirmation that, yes even amazing dwarf made stuff needs maintenance and presumably on a scale that isn't like the average human lifespan or greater (else it could still be theoretically worth it to buy some even if no one around can maintain it). And yes I know this is tools and not a fort, but somehow I don't see a massive structure being easier to maintain than tools which can be but aren't always intricate mechanical devices (picks and axes are like one solid mass generally)

I know this pain well, sheep are such a pain in the ass to keep alive you would think they want to die.

If you told me there is a breed that keels over just from staring at them to hard, I'll believe it.
Huh I was always under the impression that horses were the ur "kill themselves under the slightest stupidest thing" animal. Man farming is tough.

In Islam, which spread like wildfire around the Arab world quite a while ago, we are instructed to wash ourselves before prayer, and there are five prayers per day. The washing is basic, but it involves washing your hands and forearms all the way up to the elbows, the inside of your mouth, the inside of your nose, your hair, the back of your ears and face in general, as well as your feet up to the shin. And you had to wash all those sections three times per Abolution.

Hygiene was a pretty big thing for us and remains so. Your prayer is not valid unless you're clean. I'm pretty sure that's a standard of Hygiene.
Yeah also as far as I know China also has a looonnggg hygiene tradition with some like even oracle-bone old stuff stating how often and how to wash. Though wow even hair five times a day?? That has to be rather basic "run some water down and scrub the scalp a little" stuff right??? As someone with longer hair where full on washing is always a procedure the idea of having to do it five times a day (on with some time restrictions since the prayers are scheduled and I suck at planning at timing) sounds nearly impossible.
 
I absolutely want to see a Rolf Negaquest. Just tending to the needs of the fief, worrying about mundane problems like stupid sheep eating the wrong things, figuring out how much taxes to pay, and occasionally your boss, one of the most powerful and influential people in the Old World, flies in on Dwarven artifice and asks how the place has been.
So our fief is the Shire and Mathilde is Gandalf the Grey?:V
 
I can't decide between it being funny or sad that I hadn't understood that Humorists were a reference to a "balancing the humours" obsolete medical philosophy rather than a intellectual comedy club or something.
 
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Can't check right this moment, but I'm pretty sure I remember use visiting the Amethyst college to check up on our dwarven calamity rooms donation. We couldn't see the room itself because someone had recently miscast a Purple Sun in it, but I think we still went into the college.
 
Huh I was always under the impression that horses were the ur "kill themselves under the slightest stupidest thing" animal. Man farming is tough.
I remember hearing a joke about how it wasn't the Lady's blessing that allowed Repanse de Lyonesse to beat a Chaos Lord who'd killed Grail Knights and the King in single combat, it was pent-up anger from sixteen years of herding sheep.
 
AHA. VINDICATION okay small fist pump at the confirmation that, yes even amazing dwarf made stuff needs maintenance and presumably on a scale that isn't like the average human lifespan or greater (else it could still be theoretically worth it to buy some even if no one around can maintain it). And yes I know this is tools and not a fort, but somehow I don't see a massive structure being easier to maintain than tools which can be but aren't always intricate mechanical devices (picks and axes are like one solid mass generally)
There is a difference between a wood and steel tool that you swing and use everyday, and a stone and mortar fort who's biggest enemy is time.
 
@TalonofAnathrax I feel like Mathilde would just go full slayer, after all she knows that no matter her intentions she'll be corrupted at the end if she starts wielding dhar so she would run in the direction of the biggest and baddest until she dies, first Skavenblight then Zharr-Naggrund Still alive? time to kill Malekith.
 
Huh I was always under the impression that horses were the ur "kill themselves under the slightest stupidest thing" animal. Man farming is tough.
Horses are fragile -- riding horses famously so, but even workhorses get sick and die from stupid bullshit -- but sheep are idiots. It is an important distinction.
Can't check right this moment, but I'm pretty sure I remember use visiting the Amethyst college to check up on our dwarven calamity rooms donation. We couldn't see the room itself because someone had recently miscast a Purple Sun in it, but I think we still went into the college.
Yes, but it wasn't described:
At the Amethyst Order you're quite surprised to be shown into the office of Elspeth von Draken, who apparently commutes from Nuln on the back of an Encarmine Dragon to maintain whatever hold she has over that city. The meeting is brief but cordial, and she informs you that the Tomb has already been of use - a promising Battle Wizard is apparently well on the road to recovery from an unfortunate incident that has lead to that entire wing of the College being closed off for the past fortnight and counting, and she credits that it wasn't a great deal worse to the Tomb absorbing and dumping most of the errant energies.
@TalonofAnathrax I feel like Mathilde would just go full slayer, after all she knows that no matter her intentions she'll be corrupted at the end if she starts wielding dhar so she would run in the direction of the biggest and baddest until she dies, first Skavenblight then Zharr-Naggrund Still alive? time to kill Malekith.
I agree; the main situation I can see the thread voting to pick up Dhar is if something truly awful happens to K8P or Altdorf or similar while we're away, causing Mathilde to take up the First Secret and put herself on a collision course with whoever did it.
 
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I hope we have, I didn't describe the location because I remembered describing it some time in the past. Maybe when Hexensohen was recruited?

We've been to it, but not properly inside before now:


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At the Amethyst Order you're quite surprised to be shown into the office of Elspeth von Draken, who apparently commutes from Nuln on the back of an Encarmine Dragon to maintain whatever hold she has over that city. The meeting is brief but cordial, and she informs you that the Tomb has already been of use - a promising Battle Wizard is apparently well on the road to recovery from an unfortunate incident that has lead to that entire wing of the College being closed off for the past fortnight and counting, and she credits that it wasn't a great deal worse to the Tomb absorbing and dumping most of the errant energies.

We've been in, but the verbiage was void of vividly violet visualizations.


Danged ninjas and their taking advantage of the opening I left looking for applicable V words.
 
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This might sound off topic, but it's been stuck on my mind for a while now. The non-Chaos Gods do have Daemon equivalents of their own. Typically they don't appear unless they've been summoned using Ritual Magic, and their form tends to differ greatly, from being a symbol of the God in question to a famous Venerated Soul or an abstract concept.

What irritates me the most is that their name isn't snappy. They're called "Divine Servants", which is such an underwhelming title in comparison to "Daemon". I've been wondering on what kind of title would fit them best in one word that has a better feel to it. I don't think "Angel" fits very well.
 
Did we get any CF back when MMAP was created? If so, perhaps we can get started on hunting an apparition so we can create the Ulgu summoning spell. A Handmaiden-based version of the spell could likely see a high degree of adoption from Grey college which could lead to a windfall of CF.

I'd personally love to outright buy the Powerstones for the ultimate flex.
 
Did we get any CF back when MMAP was created? If so, perhaps we can get started on hunting an apparition so we can create the Ulgu summoning spell. A Handmaiden-based version of the spell could likely see a high degree of adoption from Grey college which could lead to a windfall of CF.

I'd personally love to outright buy the Powerstones for the ultimate flex.
That all would take ages. It's just easier to use some AP to write another book and use the free action to finish the one we started. That should get us close.
 
Did we get any CF back when MMAP was created? If so, perhaps we can get started on hunting an apparition so we can create the Ulgu summoning spell. A Handmaiden-based version of the spell could likely see a high degree of adoption from Grey college which could lead to a windfall of CF.

I'd personally love to outright buy the Powerstones for the ultimate flex.
We could also codify RoW or Shadow Daggers.
 
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Unless things go really bad in a lot of ways, I don't think Mathilde could become a villain villain. But I could easily see her becoming a sort of "you fools, you're only meddling in my plans because you're too short-sighted to see that my way is the only way to- okay look I know they all say that but I actually mean it and the data is sound so please stop trying to besiege my volcano lair, didn't you read my paper?"

"Okay fair point but look if you go to Barak Varr talk to the local bookseller and ask for his books on Dwarven volcanology, there's this concept called 'hydrothermal power', that's why I'm in a volcano lair, it's totally not for the evil style points."
@Aiden, I think that Mathilde would never do that. See the Boneypost quoted above, but also:
  • Mathilde is fundamentally proud. She'd probably think she could handle it and/or make it go wrong productively.
  • Mathilde is a deep, deep nerd - and she's fascinated by magic itself. If she used Dhar, she'd study it and she'd keep learning. That's an immediate impulse that produces long-term plans, short-term distractions, and that's incompatible with "immediately yolo myself into the enemy". See also the time it'd take her to actually learn Necromancy.
  • In my snip, Mathilde is still (mostly) pointing herself at Skavenblight. I agree with you about that part.
 
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