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OK so we want the tsarevitch here because he would actually give us a bit more time (probably)
A note: he won't give us more time, he will simply not accelerate the schedule. The parameters of when the attack happens are unchanged: when the Boyar gets here (in four days), or when the Tzar gets here (if that happens to be sooner). The Tsarevich won't attack without either of them, but he can't stop them from attacking, either.
 
[X] Bring in the Kreml Guard
[X] Bring in Ice Witches

If I was marching into a Athel Loren warhost in Kislev then something has obviously gone very wrong, but the two groups I would want at my back are Ice Witches and the Kreml guard. Bonus point that Boris apparently won't hare off into the woods, so we might get more opportunities to poke around.

Actually, for a write in, could we tour villages and gather up hag witches for this? Seems sorta ideal for fighting in a forest, but I don't know how many there are outside the woods and I don't really know if they would leave their villages either. Or how useful they are in an army.
 
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A note: he won't give us more time, he will simply not accelerate the schedule. The parameters of when the attack happens are unchanged: when the Boyar gets here (in four days), or when the Tzar gets here (if that happens to be sooner). The Tsarevich won't attack without either of them, but he can't stop them from attacking, either.
That still gives us more time then if we made the Tzar hurry up.
 
[X] Find the Boyar


[X] Investigate the missing leyline


[X] Scout the Shirokij

Any option that might tell us what the enemy is actually doing here
 
"My destination is here in Rakhov, to see the Boyar about the trouble in the Shirokij," you reply. "Can you take me to him?"

You see the worry in the Kovnik's eyes grow as he realizes that you are going to be a part of his life for more than the next few minutes. "The Boyar is currently meeting with the Hromada Ledyanoy Ved'ma," he says, and pauses there, clearly hoping this will dissuade you.

"Good," you say, dashing his hopes. "I had hoped to work with my northern colleagues on this matter."

He looks even more haunted. "Very well. Follow me."
I find this greatly amusing. Mathilde is just ruining this guy's day. I did not expect him to stick around, but having "just a guy" be hanging around these scenes does give a level of levity. It's like sticking a normal dude in a meeting between powerhouses is always good for lightening the mood. I think it would be a funny running joke if he stuck around the narrative so that Mathilde could keep terrorising him.
The Boyar's fortress mostly consists of a set of walls and towers with a mustering ground within, and the fact that most of the towers give a clear view of the river's most fordable point harkens back to an age when Kislev and the Empire weren't quite as allied as they are today. The modest structure tucked into one corner is something that only diplomacy would lead you to label a proper keep, as it would struggle to measure up to the structure you built at the heart of your own fief. You have to remind yourself not to underestimate Kislev - these defences might be called wildly inadequate by the poorest of Hochland Barons, but each member of the rota this village would be able to muster would be the match of a Knight of the Empire.
I like all the mentions of the differences between Kislev and the Empire in this update. It's really good for putting an emphasis on the difference between the Empire and Kislev to define what makes Kislev Kislev. Kislev. Kislev.

I find it amusing that Kislev's militia is a match for the Empire's full time Knightly Orders, the shining exemplars of combat prowess in the Empire. This feels ripe for a "Strongest Empire Man vs Weakest Kislevite Man" meme
The Kovnik leads you inside the hall, and within the central hall is a bearded man wearing the tall fur hat of a boyar and the golden sun medallion of the Cult of Dazh, and it is hard to tell through his layers of clothing whether he is well-muscled, well-fed, or both. Deep in conversation with him is an equally large and slightly familiar middle-aged woman who pays no attention to your entry, though the hawk on her shoulder turns immediately to fix you with a suspicious glare. You dig through your memories of your previous trip to Kislev, glad that you went over your notes recently to refresh your memory. "Dzień dobry Boyar Kirill, Ved'ma Milica. Greetings on behalf of the Empire."
It's been a while since we last saw Milica, but hm. She is "equally large" compared to a Boyar who is either well-muscle, well-fed or both.

This passage almost feels like it's targeting my neuron activation centres directly. I thank you for this gift Boney.
The two of them turn to you and Johann and the Boyar looks you up and down, his brow furrowing. "Greetings to you... Lord Magister?" He looks to the Kovnik, who nods and says what you take to be confirmation that he's checked your papers. "What brings the Colleges of Magic to Rakhov?"

You resist the urge to breathe a sigh of relief that at least one of them speaks Reikspiel. "The disruption in the Shirokij threatens to spill across the Talabec, and besides that, the whole Old World is safer when Kislev is strong. I have come to lend my aid alongside the Hromada in this matter."

Milica groans and asks something that sounds rather strained, and the Boyar nods and replies in Kislevarin, and the Boyar looks even more concerned at her next words. "She says it is like if you hoped the Tzar would send an extra rota, and then three pulks and the Kreml Guard arrive. Do you know something that Kislev does not?"
That is... certainly a huge comparison. A single Pulk consists of several Rota. I understand that Mathilde saved Liljiana's life and she's quite formidable, but man is that one hell of a retelling if that's the level she believes Mathilde operates in. I'm pretty sure Mathilde's involvement here pushed things up significantly.

I do find the mental image of Liljiana bragging about how climactically destructive the Kul fight was. And you know, to be fair, she wouldn't be wrong. If you think about it, two casters really destroyed a camp of high level Warriors of Chaos consisting of like 300 people. Sure they had the advantage of surprise and several Gods at their back, but it's understandable why the feat would snowball in retellings.
Ljiljana must have really talked you up to her fellows. "The force moving through the Shirokij is using magic to shield itself from direct observation, but I have been able to pierce it for long enough to identify their origin. It is a warhost from Athel Loren."

The Boyar has no response to that, but from her grimace Milica recognizes 'Athel Loren'. She mutters something to him and recognition flares in his eyes. "The forest of Daemon-Elves and maddened spirits in the land of horses in bunting?"

Perhaps one could find a few technical faults with that description, but that phrase does capture the essence of the children of Athel Loren. "The very same."
Mathilde clearly says "I have pierced it", which is a lie. She did it with the help of the Hedgewise. It completely went unremarked on because Mathilde succeeded her bluff check, but it makes perfect sense why she wouldn't want to advertise working with illegal casters, even if this is Kislev. No need to reveal more than is needed and implicate herself in violations of the Articles when she doesn't need to.

Also, Daemon-Elves is one description of the Asrai I guess. Not the best outlook on them, but I guess they wouldn't have much reason to know the Asrai in their "good" moments. As loose as that word is in relation to the Asrai when they decide not to string you up on trees.

I also had to look up bunting several times to even understand what Kirill was saying there. I assume he means that Bretonnians are fancy horses waving around flags? Or that they prance around on horses waving around fancy flags? Something like that I imagine. If Kislev thinks the Empire is soft, they probably have an even worse image of Bretonnia.
"What purpose could they have in Kislev?"

"They are unpredictable. When they have appeared in the Empire, it has always been to bring destruction. Sometimes to us, sometimes to some threat within our borders we were not yet aware of."

The Boyar confers with Milica, who grunts and says a few short words. "Kovnik, send riders to Fort Jakova and to Gerslev and the oblast krugs, we muster at Resvynhaf. A boat to Zavstra, too. Milica," he says a few words in Kislevarin, and she nods and walks towards the doors, muttering to her hawk. "That will take word to the city. Did you and your man bring horses, Chief Witch?"

Johann bristles beside you at the title, which is a lot less respectful to Imperial ears than to Kislevite ones, but looks to you and calms at your lack of reaction. "We can keep pace."

"Then let us race Dazh, and see what sort of welcome we must bring to these far-travelled visitors."
Johann should probably take that "Allies of the Empire" lesson if it's available in the Gold College. He seems to lack general knowledge about places outside his zone, which would be fine if he wanted to stick around one place constantly, but if he's going to be jumping around with Mathilde he needs to learn about other cultures and societies so that Mathilde doesn't have to navigate everything by herself. He's got great diplomacy, but he's so out of his depth here it's not even funny. He lacks certain skills that Mathilde had that makes her good at intercooperation. Poker face is one aspect. If Mathilde bristles, she tries to at least hide it.

Also, in case you guys want visualisation of the places the Boyar talks about:
This map includes Fort Jekova, Gerslev, Resvynhaf, Vitevo and Zavstra. Rakhov and Ryazan are on this map:
As a side note, I like Boney implementing simple phrases/sayings that indicate the culture or beliefs that a person holds/is a part of, like "Race Dazh" to refer to pushing sundown/sunrise to a place. The 2E books has plenty of them, but they're a lot to keep track of and it's probably easier to make up your own than try to stuff the pre made ones into conversation.
In the Empire it can be a process of weeks to raise even a local militia, which is why in modern times the provinces rely more on their standing army in all but the direst of circumstances. Outside of the major cities Kislev has no standing army and relies entirely on its mounted levies, which many take to be a sign of poverty and primitiveness. As horns blow, riders muster, and the Boyar comments to you that the rota of Rakhov could have made Vitevo before dawn were they not giving time for word to reach Fort Jakova, you begin to realize the truth of the matter: that the people of Kislev are already a standing army.
The Empire is an absolute mess of bureaucracy and things move incredibly slowly in there. Kislev? Not the same. Well, the City Boyars probably operate on a similar principle, but I suppose the advantage of rural vs urban is that you can mobilise much quicker and there's less tape to go through. No wonder the rural Boyars don't have much good to say about city Boyars. Insert "those damn scots they ruined scotland" meme here.
The next morning the quiet of dawn is broken by the eerie howl given off by the 'wings' of the Winged Lancers of the Gospodar: a banner of feathers attached to the rear of their saddle that gives off an ululation that ripples through the air and the Winds alike, which rather piques your interest. Everyone that has spoken or written of Kislev at war mentions the howl of the Winged Lancers, and you can see why. At first you suspect enchantment, but as careful a study as one can make on the march later you realize that it is an enchantment only in the most technical of senses, in the same way that a lever is a machine. The product of centuries of tradition and bloodshed have created something that simply exists as much in the ethereal realm as it does in the physical, and when dragged through the ethereal at great speed and in great numbers creates a reverberation that is as unsettling to the soul as the howl of the wings is to the ears. You spend the rest of the day trying and failing to find a way to expand that single sentence into something that justifies an entire paper on the subject, and eventually conclude that you might be able to accomplish it if you're able to personally witness the effect the charge has on sufficiently varied foes.
I've made extensive posts talking about this a while ago so it's nice to see that some of my theories and parts of Realm of Sorcery that I liked are confirmed to be somewhat canonical to DL:
Being fair, the Jade Griffon is called that because it's made from enchanted Jade. That doesn't mean it's not enchanted by the Jade College, but it also doesn't mean it has to have been enchanted by the Jade College. My personal interpretation before you said that was that the Jade Griffon was enchanted by pure belief and cultural significance.

Page 202 of Realms of Sorcery says this:

"Not all magic items were intentionally created. Some developed special properties by being present during a significant event, such as on a battlefield where tens of thousands died or being used to slay a particularly loathsome Daemon. Other items might become magical after being stored in a holy (or unholy) place for centuries, while others still develop unexpected abilities simply by dint of their significance such as a suit of armour worn by a famous and beloved martyr.

The common explanation for these magical manifestations is that these items were magical all along, but only a person found worthy of them can unlock their powers. A bold knight's sword may have served its owner in killing countless Greenskins, but with the owner's death, the sword loses its special power against Orcs and Goblins until such time that a suitable heir is found.

While romantic, this explanation is likely false. In truth, these objects gain their magical powers in the same way that priests and cultists derive power from the gods. Through widespread veneration of a particular object, the object becomes a focus of thought and prayer and hope. In effect, the object, perhaps through the Realm of Chaos, conforms to the expectations of Humanity and as a result attains some measure of power."
That description is what makes me think it was enchanted by cultural belief. There's a bunch of artifacts all related to Magnus that have odd origins, and I think from the paragraph I quoted, it makes sense why anything related to Magnus would become enchanted. The guy is second to only Sigmar in terms of cultural significance.

This assumes that the enchantment is Arcane in nature, as in someone enchanted it.

In 7th (or 6th?) Edition, there is a magic item called the "Shroud of Magnus".

It was never stated to be enchanted, and in fact the story around it seems to suggest that no one would have dared done so. It's just that Magnus had such a powerful presence and story that his shroud became enchanted through belief.

The mechanical effects are a 5+ Ward save and immunity to all Dark/Skaven/Chaos Magic cast on a person with the Shroud as well as their unit. If translated to 8th Edition it would likely be 5+ Ward Save and Magic Resistance (3) against those types of magic.
I don't know about the actual enchantment process, but I find this part of Page 202 of Realms of Sorcery interesting: "or being used to slay a particularly loathsome Daemon".

It brings to mind Guts' sword from Berserk. Guts had a mundane sword, albeit a hilariously large and impractical one that he could swing around like a normal sword. It was entirely mundane by the beginning of the story, but as the story progressed and he killed more and more Apostles (basically Daemons), the sword developed magical abilities that made it more effective against Apostles.

I imagine that such a thing is entirely possible in Warhammer. The problem here is that it involves you defeating many Daemons, or particularly powerful/horrible Daemons, with a mundane weapon. Since Daemons are resistant to non-magical weapons, that's not exactly an easy task. Trying to build a legend isn't exactly that easy, and trying to do it with a mundane weapon is even harder.

I also think that the legend might be further enhanced by who is doing it. If an Elf or Dwarf kills a Daemon with a mundane weapon, there's a chance that it doesn't get enchanted as well as if it was a human doing it. Elves and Dwarves don't seem to have the spontaneous accidental magic of belief that humans have, and humans are likely to find it less impressive for an Elf or Dwarf to do something because they're usually older and seen as having inherent advantages. The same thing might also be the case if they see a Wizard doing something.

My hypothesis is that if a regular human soldier used a mundane weapon to kill a powerful Daemon, that weapon is likely to be enchanted. If an Ulthuan Archmage used a "mundane" weapon (if you can call any weapon they use mundane) to kill a Daemon, then it probably won't be enchanted through belief. But it's not like the Archmage needs it, he can just enchant the blade normally.
When the day's ride concludes at Vitevo, which proves to be a walled compound similar to many within Kislev with one key difference: the towers are on the outside. The salt mine within is where the convicted criminals of Kislev City are sent and from which many never emerge, and the small village clustered around its walls is apparently almost as dangerous as the barracks inside. Under normal circumstances, anyway. With a rota from Fort Jakova starting to arrive and several Ungol 'krugs' - nomadic Ungol communities from the oblasts - having already set up their camps and now loudly deriding the Gospodars for how long it took for them to get here, you doubt there'll be much trouble from the locals.
Another shout out to Boney's excellent flavor sprinkles. He keeps adding little things to flesh out the world that he doesn't need to but still contributes to making the world feel lived in. Like Ungols clowning on Gospodars for coming late.
"Boyar Kalashinivik - the Boyar of here in Resvynhaf and of the Shirokij villages - is said to be visiting Praag," Boyar Kirill says to you as he assembles a makeshift council of war. "And the Boyar of Fort Jakova has remained in Fort Jakova - unrest in the mountains, he says. So this remains my sole command." He grins at that. "Three pulks led by one Boyar. If nothing else, that will make the Tzar come."
"Unrest in the mountains" close to Fort Jekova combined with a mangled Goblin corpse flowing down the Talabec in a previous update:
You consider Goblin bodies being fished out of the Talabec upstream of Bechafen, too battered and waterlogged to determine whether they are Forest or Night or regular Goblins and whether they originated in northeast Ostermark, southernmost Kislev, or in the World's Edge Mountains around Karak Ungor.
I'm guessing something's going on with Karak Ungor/Red Eye Mountain. Skaven and Goblin related most likely, but could be something else. I do wonder if the Tzeentchian host released from Karak Vlag's ruins managed to breach through the Skaven Combes, got enough sacrifices, and decided to hang out in Karak Ungor where there's a constant supply of fresh bodies for sacrifice to maintain their forms? It's probably too much paranoia, but we never tied up that thread, so for all we know they're still out there. Either way something's probably going on with Karak Ungor. It's very close to Jekova and we know that Goblins were being washed down the Talabec.
"The Tzar comes, but the city boyars drag their feet," a nervous-looking Kovnik Loza translates for Milica. "His son leads the Kreml Guard here with as much speed as they can manage."

"Which is none," Kirill says with a snort.

"Yha. Gerslev will be here before Tsarevich."
Give them a break they're marching on foot in full plate armor. Also, Loza's pretty funny here. I don't think he feels great having to translate Milica's grouching over the city Boyars.

I also notice that Boney is using the older "Kreml Guard" term instead of the newer Total War term "Tzar Guard". I never really understood why they changed the name but I do prefer Kreml Guard over Tzar Guard.
"The ataman says that the Shirokij villages are besieged by some unknown force, it kills any that try to venture outside the walls, some have been killed in their beds. Only by sending multiple messengers at once was Ryazan able to get word through."

"On horseback?"

"Nie, on foot. Shirokij villages only have horses for pulling carts." The Boyar is almost able to keep the derision from his voice.

You'd be suspicious of that if you only knew the reputation of Athel Loren, but after having seen the control their more civilized cousins have over the woods, there's no doubt in your mind. "That has to be deliberate. No man on foot could avoid an Athel Loren picket in a forest. And isn't Ryazan on the river?"

"Yha, where the Shirokij River reaches the Talabec."

"They get word through a hundred miles of forest on foot, but can't get word twenty miles downriver to Bechafen?"

Kirill and Milica exchange looks, and Milica says a single word. "Trap," Loza translates.
Mathilde succeeding on her Intrigue check here. I'm glad she decided to stick around. Kislevites are great, but they have some blindspots, especially the rural Boyars. I don't think this operation might be their forte.
Kirill and Milica exchange looks, and Milica says a single word. "Trap," Loza translates.

"They might terrorize a village on their way through to doing something else," you reason, "but for them to be so inefficiently murderous... they are trying to draw someone in. Someone that would not know that Athel Loren is in their woods, and would simply think it is one more terror of the Shirokij."

"If Boyar Kalashinivik was here, honour would have demanded that he lead the rota in himself," Kirill says. "But he is gone, and the ataman had simply sent word to Praag to ask him what is to be done."

"Is that normal?" you ask.

He shrugs. "Some would call it deference, others cowardice. He sent word six days ago. Praag is..." he thinks, and confers with Loza in Kislevarin. "Five days, with remounts. Boyar Kalashinivik should arrive in four days."

Milica speaks again. "It is a trap," Loza translates, "but it is a trap for a mouse, and a bear is about to step in it."

Kirill nods. "When the Tzar gets here, every mustered man will be led into that forest to kill whatever he finds."
The current Tzar has many faults, but at least he's good for it when it counts and he needs to kill stuff.
Kirill nods. "When the Tzar gets here, every mustered man will be led into that forest to kill whatever he finds."

"How long will that take?" you ask.

"One day after the city boyars finally assemble their rotas. When that will be, I cannot say. Tomorrow? Next month? When the world freezes?" There's a series of Kislevarin comments from all three of them, and you catch enough of it to guess that what is being said is rather uncomplimentary about city-folk.

"So whoever arrives first of the Tzar and the Boyar will lead a force into the forest?" Kirill nods. "Would it be the whole force?"

"Even if it is Boyar Kalashinivik and I refuse to join my pulk to his, in the absence of their own Boyars, the other forces could choose to follow him instead of me. And they would. Enemies march on Kislev's soil."
I'm pretty sure this is the kind of battle where the Tzar is likely to lose his life. Cavalry force chargining into a forest inhabited by Dryads who have had time to set up a trap? Perfect killing field. Something needs to change to make sure that doesn't happen.
"They'd lead an all-cavalry force into a forest?"

After Loza translates that, Milica begins to speak with even more firmness in her tone than usual. "This is not the Empire," Loza relays. "We do not have islands of civilization in an ocean of trees and beasts. We do not accept entire realms of enemies within what we call our borders. This is our land. All of it, our land. They must die for stepping upon it."

"And the Tzar has never backed down from a fight in his life," Kirill says, pride and exasperation warring in his tone. "So yes. There will be a red day before this week is out."
Bad ass words that signify the differences between the Empire and Kislev, but there is a reason the Empire doesn't try to wipe all hostile forces within their borders. It's not for lack of effort.

Also, I'm not sure if this was intentional, but "there will be a red day" brings in mind images of Boris Bokha's canonical title of "Red Bokha" where he got his title form the river Lynsk running red with blood from the massacre he caused fighting his enemies.

In this case though, the red blood only belongs to the humans. Dryads are likely to bleed sap. I would prefer the rivers to not run red.
[ ] Bring in the Kreml Guard
Tsarevich Boris is leading the Kreml Guard, but they are travelling on foot on a dirt road and may not arrive in time for the battle. Kislev's forces actually having infantry would be helpful for a battle in a forest. Use Rite of Way to speed their journey.
This seems to be the biggest game changer. Heavily armored flexible infantry troops are highly needed against the enemies we're facing. We can't be fighting them with just Cavalry.
[ ] Bring in Ice Witches
Currently, the only Ice Witch that is likely to be present for the battle is Milica. If you travel to Kislev City, you could bring in additional Ice Witches on Shadowsteeds. Milica says there are at least two and perhaps as many as five Ice Witches in Kislev City that would be able to respond and could meaningfully contribute to a battle.
2-5 Ice Witches capable of altering the outcome of the battlefield just there ready for deployment in Kislev city is certainly a thing. I can see several reasons for that. Either Ice Witches are generally not as busy as the Colleges of Magic, which is certainly a possibility. Or perhaps since they're withing the confines of Kislev the level in which they can turn the tides is lower. Or maybe this is the kind of situation that would be equivalent to the Emperor's Decree against Sylvania.
[ ] Scout the Shirokij
Of the forces here, only you would have any chance of moving unseen through the Shirokij. Use this to try to scout the enemy.
Kislev don't have a Chekist/Akshina equivalent right now, so no stealth specialists. It's only during Tzarina Katarin's reign that they were made I think? Anyways, I hope this whole chain of events causes some degree of change in terms of border policy. Either create an agency dedicated to cooperation between the Empire and Kislev to keep the border safe or work on some sort of organisation to be able to scout and stealth like Grey Magisters can.

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[X] Scout the Shirokij
The Shirokij is infested by wood spirits. I think it's too risky to go scout in an environment we don't know much about, especially if the enemy is perfectly adapted to that same environment.

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Also, Daemon-Elves is one description of the Asrai I guess. Not the best outlook on them, but I guess they wouldn't have much reason to know the Asrai in their "good" moments. As loose as that word is in relation to the Asrai when they decide not to string you up on trees.
I think it would make more sense to call the Asrai « demented elves » and the tree spirits « Demon-trees ». The Tree spirits have a nature closet to demons than the elves.
 
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I think it would make more sense to call the Asrai « demented elves » and the tree spirits « Demon-trees ». The Tree spirits have a nature closet to demons than the elves.
I don't think a Boyar from the Southern Oblast would particularly care for the distinction. If he hears that the Elves are cavorting with Daemon-Trees then they might as well be Daemon-Elves for all he cares.
 
I also had to look up bunting several times to even understand what Kirill was saying there. I assume he means that Bretonnians are fancy horses waving around flags? Or that they prance around on horses waving around fancy flags? Something like that I imagine. If Kislev thinks the Empire is soft, they probably have an even worse image of Bretonnia.

He means the caparisons, the colourful cloth coverings that go over the barding of the horses of Bretonnian knights and give them a rather festive air.

Also, I'm not sure if this was intentional, but "there will be a red day" brings in mind images of Boris Bokha's canonical title of "Red Bokha" where he got his title form the river Lynsk running red with blood from the massacre he caused fighting his enemies.

Perhaps subconsciously, but it was more a reference to Rohan, another astoundingly good cavalry nation in fantasy fiction.

Arise, arise, Riders of Théoden!
Fell deeds awake: fire and slaughter!
Spear shall be shaken, shield be splintered,
a sword-day, a red day, ere the sun rises!
 
[X] Bring in the Kreml Guard
[X] Investigate the missing leyline

It is important to have more forces, but making sure that we are not marching right into an epic scale work of spellcraft sounds like an idea, too.
 
I also love how this situation escalated from investigating odd occurences in the Gryphon Wood as a favor to Paranoth so he could know what's happening transforming to us participating in a full on military mobilisation and battle against an Asrai Warhost on behalf of the Empire.

Mathilde's justification for coming to help was that the situation was spilling over the Talabec and all the Old World benefits from Kislev's safety. That pushes the "favor meter" towards the Empire as a polity, even if it's Mathilde deciding to do this on a whim. She wasn't ordered to do this, she's doing this on her own authority, which she is entitled to do, but the Kislevites don't know that. For all they know she came at the behest of the Emperor.

Mathilde has a tendency to turn investigations into full on adventures. From an in-universe perspective, I'd like to believe that Mathilde was so miffed by the whole Morghur debacle that she decided it would never happen again. If she's investigating something, she's following it to a satsifactory conclusion, not leaving the strings untied.

If nothing else, then I suppose Mathilde can create redacted versions of her adventures as novels disguised as research papers like she's been doing with Karag Dum lately. Will Mathilde run out of excuses to write self-insert non-fiction (aka embellished journals)? Probably not.
 
I find this greatly amusing. Mathilde is just ruining this guy's day. I did not expect him to stick around, but having "just a guy" be hanging around these scenes does give a level of levity. It's like sticking a normal dude in a meeting between powerhouses is always good for lightening the mood. I think it would be a funny running joke if he stuck around the narrative so that Mathilde could keep terrorising him.

I like all the mentions of the differences between Kislev and the Empire in this update. It's really good for putting an emphasis on the difference between the Empire and Kislev to define what makes Kislev Kislev. Kislev. Kislev.

I find it amusing that Kislev's militia is a match for the Empire's full time Knightly Orders, the shining exemplars of combat prowess in the Empire. This feels ripe for a "Strongest Empire Man vs Weakest Kislevite Man" meme

It's been a while since we last saw Milica, but hm. She is "equally large" compared to a Boyar who is either well-muscle, well-fed or both.

This passage almost feels like it's targeting my neuron activation centres directly. I thank you for this gift Boney.

That is... certainly a huge comparison. A single Pulk consists of several Rota. I understand that Mathilde saved Liljiana's life and she's quite formidable, but man is that one hell of a retelling if that's the level she believes Mathilde operates in. I'm pretty sure Mathilde's involvement here pushed things up significantly.

I do find the mental image of Liljiana bragging about how climactically destructive the Kul fight was. And you know, to be fair, she wouldn't be wrong. If you think about it, two casters really destroyed a camp of high level Warriors of Chaos consisting of like 300 people. Sure they had the advantage of surprise and several Gods at their back, but it's understandable why the feat would snowball in retellings.

Mathilde clearly says "I have pierced it", which is a lie. She did it with the help of the Hedgewise. It completely went unremarked on because Mathilde succeeded her bluff check, but it makes perfect sense why she wouldn't want to advertise working with illegal casters, even if this is Kislev. No need to reveal more than is needed and implicate herself in violations of the Articles when she doesn't need to.

Also, Daemon-Elves is one description of the Asrai I guess. Not the best outlook on them, but I guess they wouldn't have much reason to know the Asrai in their "good" moments. As loose as that word is in relation to the Asrai when they decide not to string you up on trees.

I also had to look up bunting several times to even understand what Kirill was saying there. I assume he means that Bretonnians are fancy horses waving around flags? Or that they prance around on horses waving around fancy flags? Something like that I imagine. If Kislev thinks the Empire is soft, they probably have an even worse image of Bretonnia.

Johann should probably take that "Allies of the Empire" lesson if it's available in the Gold College. He seems to lack general knowledge about places outside his zone, which would be fine if he wanted to stick around one place constantly, but if he's going to be jumping around with Mathilde he needs to learn about other cultures and societies so that Mathilde doesn't have to navigate everything by herself. He's got great diplomacy, but he's so out of his depth here it's not even funny. He lacks certain skills that Mathilde had that makes her good at intercooperation. Poker face is one aspect. If Mathilde bristles, she tries to at least hide it.

Also, in case you guys want visualisation of the places the Boyar talks about:
This map includes Fort Jekova, Gerslev, Resvynhaf, Vitevo and Zavstra. Rakhov and Ryazan are on this map:
As a side note, I like Boney implementing simple phrases/sayings that indicate the culture or beliefs that a person holds/is a part of, like "Race Dazh" to refer to pushing sundown/sunrise to a place. The 2E books has plenty of them, but they're a lot to keep track of and it's probably easier to make up your own than try to stuff the pre made ones into conversation.

The Empire is an absolute mess of bureaucracy and things move incredibly slowly in there. Kislev? Not the same. Well, the City Boyars probably operate on a similar principle, but I suppose the advantage of rural vs urban is that you can mobilise much quicker and there's less tape to go through. No wonder the rural Boyars don't have much good to say about city Boyars. Insert "those damn scots they ruined scotland" meme here.

I've made extensive posts talking about this a while ago so it's nice to see that some of my theories and parts of Realm of Sorcery that I liked are confirmed to be somewhat canonical to DL:

Another shout out to Boney's excellent flavor sprinkles. He keeps adding little things to flesh out the world that he doesn't need to but still contributes to making the world feel lived in. Like Ungols clowning on Gospodars for coming late.

"Unrest in the mountains" close to Fort Jekova combined with a mangled Goblin corpse flowing down the Talabec in a previous update:

I'm guessing something's going on with Karak Ungor/Red Eye Mountain. Skaven and Goblin related most likely, but could be something else. I do wonder if the Tzeentchian host released from Karak Vlag's ruins managed to breach through the Skaven Combes, got enough sacrifices, and decided to hang out in Karak Ungor where there's a constant supply of fresh bodies for sacrifice to maintain their forms? It's probably too much paranoia, but we never tied up that thread, so for all we know they're still out there. Either way something's probably going on with Karak Ungor. It's very close to Jekova and we know that Goblins were being washed down the Talabec.

Give them a break they're marching on foot in full plate armor. Also, Loza's pretty funny here. I don't think he feels great having to translate Milica's grouching over the city Boyars.

I also notice that Boney is using the older "Kreml Guard" term instead of the newer Total War term "Tzar Guard". I never really understood why they changed the name but I do prefer Kreml Guard over Tzar Guard.

Mathilde succeeding on her Intrigue check here. I'm glad she decided to stick around. Kislevites are great, but they have some blindspots, especially the rural Boyars. I don't think this operation might be their forte.

The current Tzar has many faults, but at least he's good for it when it counts and he needs to kill stuff.

I'm pretty sure this is the kind of battle where the Tzar is likely to lose his life. Cavalry force chargining into a forest inhabited by Dryads who have had time to set up a trap? Perfect killing field. Something needs to change to make sure that doesn't happen.

Bad ass words that signify the differences between the Empire and Kislev, but there is a reason the Empire doesn't try to wipe all hostile forces within their borders. It's not for lack of effort.

Also, I'm not sure if this was intentional, but "there will be a red day" brings in mind images of Boris Bokha's canonical title of "Red Bokha" where he got his title form the river Lynsk running red with blood from the massacre he caused fighting his enemies.

In this case though, the red blood only belongs to the humans. Dryads are likely to bleed sap. I would prefer the rivers to not run red.

This seems to be the biggest game changer. Heavily armored flexible infantry troops are highly needed against the enemies we're facing. We can't be fighting them with just Cavalry.

2-5 Ice Witches capable of altering the outcome of the battlefield just there ready for deployment in Kislev city is certainly a thing. I can see several reasons for that. Either Ice Witches are generally not as busy as the Colleges of Magic, which is certainly a possibility. Or perhaps since they're withing the confines of Kislev the level in which they can turn the tides is lower. Or maybe this is the kind of situation that would be equivalent to the Emperor's Decree against Sylvania.

Kislev don't have a Chekist/Akshina equivalent right now, so no stealth specialists. It's only during Tzarina Katarin's reign that they were made I think? Anyways, I hope this whole chain of events causes some degree of change in terms of border policy. Either create an agency dedicated to cooperation between the Empire and Kislev to keep the border safe or work on some sort of organisation to be able to scout and stealth like Grey Magisters can.

I was about to say something here but I forgor💀
Kreml Guard are from the Citadel Journal army list Claws of the Great Bear (the list, in general, throws in a lot stuff straight from Russian tropes and folklore- Baba Yaga and 'Kislevite Roulette')

Realm of the Ice Queen only mentions Bokha Palace Guard.
 
Kreml Guard are from the Citadel Journal army list Claws of the Great Bear (the list, in general, throws in a lot stuff straight from Russian tropes and folklore- Baba Yaga and 'Kislevite Roulette')

Realm of the Ice Queen only mentions Bokha Palace Guard.
I blame Dynasty of Dynamic Alcoholism, which has a lot of Kislev and exclusively uses Kreml Guard.

Great story, but it has subconciously affected a lot of things for me and I assume others.
 
I blame Dynasty of Dynamic Alcoholism, which has a lot of Kislev and exclusively uses Kreml Guard.

Great story, but it has subconciously affected a lot of things for me and I assume others.
In general, just about the only thing to stick around from CotGB was Streltsi.

No character from there has ever reappeared.
 
Kislevites are awesome here. Makes me pity I didn't vote for Praag where there was the opportunity (even though Laurelorn was still a better choice). Now we likely would be recruiting Ice Witches, though, so nothing is truly lost.

- Yes, it's Tzar with a Z and Tsarevich with an S. Blame GW.
Eh, these are alternative transliterations of the same sound, passable. If we speak of GW's linguistic failures, "Hromada Ledyanoy Ved'ma" is more aggrieving. Declensions are not dropped like this; also singular doesn't make sense there. That should be Hromada Ledyanykh (Ledzyanykh? if we have "dzień") Ved'm (Vedz'm? Wedz'm?).

[x] Bring in the Kreml Guard
[x] Investigate the missing leyline

Edit: also should be Gromada, not Hromada, since no canon Kislevarin words show Ukrainian/Belarusian fricativization of [g], it's never written "h".
 
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Kislevites are awesome here. Makes me pity I didn't vote for Praag where there was the opportunity (even though Laurelorn was still a better choice). Now we likely would be recruiting Ice Witches, though, so nothing is truly lost.


Eh, these are alternative transliterations of the same sound, passable. If we speak of GW's linguistic failures, "Hromada Ledyanoy Ved'ma" is more aggrieving. Declensions are not dropped like this; also singular doesn't make sense there. That should be Hromada Ledyanyh (Ledzyanyh? if we have "dzień") Ved'm (Vedz'm? Wedz'm?).

[x] Bring in the Kreml Guard
[x] Investigate the missing leyline
That ones Boney, not GW.
 
One odd thing is: we've known about this disturbance for a while. IIRC we've first heard rumors about it from the EIC, then Paranoth asked us to take care of it last turn (so what, 6 months ago?) and then we got to Gerdouen where we learned the nature of the threat and that it was in Kislev, then headed to Kislev to warn them.
But they seem to have become aware of the threat only very recently:
"If Boyar Kalashinivik was here, honour would have demanded that he lead the rota in himself," Kirill says. "But he is gone, and the ataman had simply sent word to Praag to ask him what is to be done."

"Is that normal?" you ask.

He shrugs. "Some would call it deference, others cowardice. He sent word six days ago. Praag is..." he thinks, and confers with Loza in Kislevarin. "Five days, with remounts. Boyar Kalashinivik should arrive in four days."
It looks like the ataman became aware that there was trouble to send word about only 6 days ago. What the hell was the warhost doing before? Were they traveling through the Empire? Or were they meddling with the waystones?
 
It looks like the ataman became aware that there was trouble to send word about only 6 days ago. What the hell was the warhost doing before? Were they traveling through the Empire? Or were they meddling with the waystones?

They were preparing themselves and the fact that somebody just managed to poke at them with scrying magic caused them to roll out the next stage of the plan?
 
Drycha might have invested in anti-scrying measures, but if she was expecting scrying she would have likely expected Azyr, not Hedge Magic. Not that Ulgu can actually hide longterm from either Azyr or Hysh:
Starshine: Banishes darkness, dispels illusions, reveals invisible things, finds secret doors, and otherwise shows all things near you for several minutes.
Eyes of Truth: You see through all illusions, invisibility, concealment, darkness and disguises nearby, severely cramping the Grey Order's style. Causes the eyes to literally glow, lasts less than a minute.
Feels bad for your thing to be stealth but two other winds can shut it down with enough effort.
 
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