LOL, check it out. The tally can include pictures! :lol::rofl::lol::rofl:
Adhoc vote count started by Goldfish on Feb 9, 2020 at 4:18 PM, finished with 45 posts and 14 votes.

  • [X] Team Viserys keep to the plan to deal with the temple first, that is the heart of their power.
    -[X] Team Vee will halt Elemental Summoning for the time being. Instead, escorted by Team Minotaur, the Adamantine Golem, and Team Havoc's as of yet undeployed Nekro-Kraken (now under Maester Qyburn's direct control), will make their way close enough to the dimensional breach into the Dreamlands that Vee can attempt to seal it using her Dimensional Lock spells. Their Fireflies and Glass Golems will be used to spring traps rather than attempting to bypass them, where possible.
    -[X] Team Yss, while still in reserve, prepares to intervene should more Nightmare Dragons exit the dimensional breach before it can be closed.
    -[X] Team Malarys:
    --[X] Malarys will use his Reached Sacramental Seal spell to imprison the Stunned Nightmare Dragon before it can regain its senses.
    --[X] Rina will direct her Fell Drain Boreal Wind against the remaining Drakes. If a Nightmare Dragon comes within range, she targets it with all four chains from her Fell Drain Barbed Chains spell. If not, she instead targets the nearest one with Boneshaker, timed so that she can interfere with its movements in some detrimental manner, especially if it is attempting to dodge Tyene's Sunbeam.
    --[X] Waymar targets the two new Nightmare Dragons with a Born of the Three Thunders augmented Extraordinary (ignores SR) Lightning Lance. While the potential damage is nice, the goal is to Stun them using the special effect from the Born of the Three Thunders ability.
    --[X] Tyene casts Assay Spell Resistance, then uses a Sunbeam spell, targeting one of the new Nightmare Dragons in an attempt to Blind it.
    -[X] The Moonchaser, Wyverns, and Erinyes Kill Squads will continue harrassing the Drakes so that they cannot interfere with our other people.
    [X]
    [X]
 
You know, for narrative reasons it would be cooler if our first attempt to deal with the Nightmare Dragons failed. Or if a second wave of reinforcements arrived right as we tried our plan (and foiled it), or if they finished their ritual or something...
I dunno. Goldfish's plan is good and may very well work, but I think it would be fitting for it to fail.
 
Viserys: "Hah! You've fallen right into my trap! With this reversal, your plan is doomed to failure!"

Tiamat: "Just then, you underestimated my prescience! It is I who has introduced an unknown component onto the battlefield! I reverse your reversal and set you upon the road to ignominious failure!"

Viserys: "Ho-ho! Just as planned, Bitch Queen! With that move, I place you into check! I have reversed your reversal of my reversal, and reveal my trap! With this piece in reserve finally unleashed, there is now nothing you can do to stop me!"

Tiamat: "FOOL! You have fallen into my hands! This game was rigged from the start! With my secret weapon, I will spell your doom for all time! This grand revelation will scar the land and bleed the air!"

Viserys: "HOLD IT! While this sequence of events is quite surprising, that's nothing I can't counter... with the power of MONEY! Yss, I choose you!"

Tiamat: "I UNLEASH MY DARK RAINBOW MYTHIC ASPECT!"

Dany: "This is so stupid..."
 
Viserys: "Hah! You've fallen right into my trap! With this reversal, your plan is doomed to failure!"

Tiamat: "Just then, you underestimated my prescience! It is I who has introduced an unknown component onto the battlefield! I reverse your reversal and set you upon the road to ignominious failure!"

Viserys: "Ho-ho! Just as planned, Bitch Queen! With that move, I place you into check! I have reversed your reversal of my reversal, and reveal my trap! With this piece in reserve finally unleashed, there is now nothing you can do to stop me!"

Tiamat: "FOOL! You have fallen into my hands! This game was rigged from the start! With my secret weapon, I will spell your doom for all time! This grand revelation will scar the land and bleed the air!"

Viserys: "HOLD IT! While this sequence of events is quite surprising, that's nothing I can't counter... with the power of MONEY! Yss, I choose you!"

Tiamat: "I UNLEASH MY DARK RAINBOW MYTHIC ASPECT!"

Dany: "This is so stupid..."

Its like the first series of Yu-Gi-Oh all over again.
There was so much rules conflicting bullshit that happened during that series that I'm still surprised they somehow actually made a real card game out of it.
 
Its like the first series of Yu-Gi-Oh all over again.
There was so much rules conflicting bullshit that happened during that series that I'm still surprised they somehow actually made a real card game out of it.
Ah yes, Paradox-Billiards-Vostroyan-Roulette-Fourth-Dimensional-Hypercube-Chess-Strip Poker.

Almost as great a game as Five Dimensional Hyper-Cyvasse.
 
Viserys: "Hah! You've fallen right into my trap! With this reversal, your plan is doomed to failure!"

Tiamat: "Just then, you underestimated my prescience! It is I who has introduced an unknown component onto the battlefield! I reverse your reversal and set you upon the road to ignominious failure!"

Viserys: "Ho-ho! Just as planned, Bitch Queen! With that move, I place you into check! I have reversed your reversal of my reversal, and reveal my trap! With this piece in reserve finally unleashed, there is now nothing you can do to stop me!"

Tiamat: "FOOL! You have fallen into my hands! This game was rigged from the start! With my secret weapon, I will spell your doom for all time! This grand revelation will scar the land and bleed the air!"

Viserys: "HOLD IT! While this sequence of events is quite surprising, that's nothing I can't counter... with the power of MONEY! Yss, I choose you!"

Tiamat: "I UNLEASH MY DARK RAINBOW MYTHIC ASPECT!"

Dany: "This is so stupid..."

 
Viserys: "Hah! You've fallen right into my trap! With this reversal, your plan is doomed to failure!"

Tiamat: "Just then, you underestimated my prescience! It is I who has introduced an unknown component onto the battlefield! I reverse your reversal and set you upon the road to ignominious failure!"

Viserys: "Ho-ho! Just as planned, Bitch Queen! With that move, I place you into check! I have reversed your reversal of my reversal, and reveal my trap! With this piece in reserve finally unleashed, there is now nothing you can do to stop me!"

Tiamat: "FOOL! You have fallen into my hands! This game was rigged from the start! With my secret weapon, I will spell your doom for all time! This grand revelation will scar the land and bleed the air!"

Viserys: "HOLD IT! While this sequence of events is quite surprising, that's nothing I can't counter... with the power of MONEY! Yss, I choose you!"

Tiamat: "I UNLEASH MY DARK RAINBOW MYTHIC ASPECT!"

Dany: "This is so stupid..."
Ah, the good old Paradox-Billiards-Vostroyan-Roulette-Fourth-Dimensional-Hypercube-Chess-Strip Poker...

Vee: "fuck this."

Everyone: :o

Edit: okay, ouch, crake's hard.
 
Interlude DCCXXIX: Allegiance Old and New
Allegiance Old and New

Thirteenth Day of the Twelfth Month 293 AC

The Shadow of Old Sarnor, Plane of Shadow

After the battle in the temple, the Shadow Dragons had grown much more circumspect in their attacks, lashing out from narrow crevices and exhaling gusts of deadly vapor through cunningly crafted vents. More than once a lashing tail sought to trip or drag them into a trap, only to be revealed as if leather twined with a glamour. Claws of bone raked at them and whispered curses echoed down the twisting corridors. Anu knew these passages, he had designed them, or something like them at least. "I do not know if it is the hand of the goddess herself or the mages who serve her, but this place is not as... familiar as it should be," he said a touch hesitantly.

Bloom's smile was kind. "That is still more knowledge of this place than we have." Somehow she had ended up in the front of their company alongside only the living dead, the light of her presence helping to dispel the shadows of this place, her ability to melt into the stone allowing them to navigate dead ends and deceptive loops as not even the Devils' true sight could.

"I worry that they might be using it against me," the Warforged mage said softly. "They must know know by now that I have betrayed them. I have hardly kept my presence in Sorcerer's Deep discreet..."

"You could hardly be said to have betrayed those who lied and used you," Lord Drekelis snorted. "It was good of you to start a family."

Anu wondered if the young man realized how much the offhanded remark meant to him, the fact that it was offhanded most of all, drawing no distinction between the children of flesh and blood his wife had birthed and the ones Anu had forged from metal and magic.

Alas he did not have long to appreciate the moment. Bolts flew down the corridors, shouts in the dark, crossbowmen with poisoned bolts and some charm to see in the dark. The poison did little against the dead, the snatchers and knights making quick work of those who did not run.

Mind they are starting to look a little ragged, Anu thought, noticing bare bone peeking through twisted metal and tattered flesh from one of the earlier traps. He glanced questioningly towards the red-robed priest, but he only shook his head. It seemed he had no power to mend the harm done to living corpses.

***​

The gilded doors to Magister Illyrio's chambers opened with a soft click and no sign of any ward or guard. He would have had the time to steal away again, assuming he was willing to flee the fortress for some other lesser sanctuary.

"Ah, my friend, come to see how your work has been improved upon have you," a familiar voice called from within. The crimson robes and beard like fine gold oiled and split down the middle were familiar enough, but the man Anu had once called friend looked haggard and world weary as he faced them. On the table besides him were three Valyrian Dragon eggs: one black, one gold, and one emerald green. If Anu did not know better he would think they had just surprised the Magister in the middle of taking some eggs with him as he fled.


He did know better. "That is an illusion," he said silently to his companions instead of answering the taunt. "More likely a conjuration, really, something with just enough substance that True Sight would not simply dismiss it out of hand."

Zherys decided to play along at least for the moment. "Come now, Magister. You are not some petty thug to be dragged before the King in chains, not a Fiend or wizard to require arcane bindings. Disarm yourself and..."

Anu felt a sudden jolt of pain at the back of his head though nothing had touched him, seals and symbols flashed before his mind's eye too fast to follow.

Obey...

He was meant to follow them, the mage realized dimly. Some sort of control pattern of Old Sarnor, something that had been a part of him from his first forging. Had they found a way to harness it or found it in the ruins? Had Illyrio always had it? The questions felt distant, dread threatening to drown him.

Obey... kill them... kill...

The shadows at the back of the room shifted, he could hear the scraping of arrow slits being opened behind the silken curtains.

It is your place... kill them, starting with the Volantene sorcerer, the priest next if you live that long...

I do not have a 'place,'
Anu thought, his mind slow as rusted gears. I have a King, a home, a family. Turning to the shadow-puppet impersonating his once ally, the Warforged Mage said only: "Your standards for polite deportment have slipped since last we met, Magister."

OOC: Anu did not make the spot check to notice what was controlling him, though from the fact that no one else did one can assume it's fairly subtle.
 
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Allegiance Old and New

Thirteenth Day of the Twelfth Month 293 AC

The Shadow of Old Sarnor, Plane of Shadow

After the battle in the temple, the shadow dragons had grown much more circumspect in their attacks, lashing out from narrow crevices, exhaling gusts of deadly vapor through cunningly crafted vents. More than once a lashing tail sought to trip or drag them into a trap, only to be revealed as a piece of leather twined with a glamor. Claws of bone raked at them and whispered curses echoed down the twisting corridors. Anu knew these passages, he had designed them, or something like them at least. "I do not know if it is the hand of the goddess herself or the mages who serve her, but this place is not as... familiar as it should be," he said a touch hesitantly.

Bloom's smile was kind. "That is still more knowledge of this place than we have." Somehow she had ended up in the front of their company alongside only the living dead, the light of her presence helping to dispel the shadows of this place, her ability to melt into the stone allowing them to navigate dead ends and deceptive loops as not even the devils' true sight could.

"I worry that they might be using it against me," the warforged mage said softly. "They must know know by now that I have betrayed them, I have hardly kept my presence in Sorcerer's Deep discreet..."

"You could hardly be said to have betrayed those who lied and used you," Lord Drekelis snorted. "It was good of you to start a family."

Anu wondered if the young man realized how much the offhand remark meant to him, the fact that it was offhand most of all, drawing no distinction between the children of flesh and blood his wife had birthed and the ones Anu had forged from metal and magic.

Alas, he did not have long to appreciate the moment. Bolts flew down the corridors, shouts in the dark, crossbowmen with poisoned bolts and some charm to see in the dark. The poison did little against the dead, the snatchers and knights making quick work of those who did not run.

Mind, they are starting to look a little ragged, Anu thought, noticing bare bone peeking though twisted metal and tattered flesh from one of the earlier traps. He glanced questioningly towards the red-robed priest, but he only shook his head. It seems he had no power to mend the harm done to living corpses.

***​

The gilded doors to magister Illyrio's chambers opened with a soft click and no sign of any ward or guard. He would have had the time to steal away again, assuming he was willing to flee the fortress for some other lesser sanctuary.

"Ah, my friend, come to see how your work has been improved upon, have you?" a familiar voice called from within. The crimson robes and beard like fine gold, oiled and split down the middle, were familiar enough, but the man Anu had once called friend now looked haggard and world weary as he faced them. On the table besides him were three dragon eggs one black, one gold, one emerald green. If Anu did not know better, he would think they had just surprised the magister in the middle of taking some eggs with him as he fled.


He did know better. "That is an illusion," he said silently to his companions instead of answering the taunt. "More like a conjuration really, something with just enough substance that true sight would not simply dismiss it out of hand."

Zherys decided to play along at least for the moment. "Come now, magister, you are not some petty thug to be dragged before the king in chains, nor a fiend or wizard to require arcane bindings. Disarm yourself, and..."

Anu felt a sudden jolt of pain at the back of his head though nothing had touched him, seals and symbols flashed before his mind's eye too fast to follow.

Obey

He was not meant to follow them, the mage realized dimly. Some sort of control pattern of Old Sarnor, something that had been a part of him from his first forging. Had they found a way to harness it or found it in the ruins? Had Illyrio always had it? The questions felt distant, dread threatening to drown him.

Obey... kill them... kill

The shadows at the back of the room shifted, he could hear the scraping of arrow slits being opened behind the silken curtains.

It is your place... Kill them, starting with the Volantine sorcerer, the priest next if you live that long.

I do not have a place,
Anu thought, his thoughts slow as rusted gears. I have a king, a home, a family. Turning to the shadow-puppet impersonating his once ally, the warforged mage said only, "Your standards for polite deportment have slipped since last we met, magister."

OOC: Anu did not make the spot check to notice what was controlling him, though from the fact that no one else did one can assume it's fairly subtle. Not yet edited.
Here's an edited version of the chapter, @DragonParadox.

Very nice Anu interlude, dude! I got a bit misty-eyed there for a moment. :cry:
 
This was nice. I'd clearly completely misinterpreted Anu so far (I thought he wanted friends and siblings, not children) so this is very interesting and I like it a lot.
 
@Deliste, how would something like Factotum work?
I'd guess Factotum is easy enough to level (all challenging activities fall within the fluff of the Factotum class), but how would the magic work? Do I actually need to be magical myself, despite the Factotum's fluff of not being magic-users themselves? Do I need a teacher who could teach me ASOIaF magic, and would I get ASOIaF magic or Factotum magic?

Yes, I'm thinking of Factotum. The "you are a ruler and must make good decisions" problem really sucks, so I'd prefer a class that lets me actually make those good decisions in a reliable manner. Skill points ahoy!

Obviously this depends on my stats. If I was stuck with my IRL stats I probably wouldn't be taking Factotum, because Factota really want maxxed Int.
I'd probably go Binder instead, appear in the Reach, and try to wrangle Marwyn's tutelage (I have 20 000 men, this sort of diplomatic concession shouldn't be impossible). Binder is stat-independent after all. Naberius is broken for a social build, within 1.5 years I can start getting the good vestiges (unlimited healing, etc), and 2 years in I can grab Zceryll and go wild.


The Factotum is messy (hence why it's so popular), by fluff you don't understand your magic and have just picked up tricks in your travels, your magic is not inherent.

Given that you don't have any understanding unlike most classes you would probably be limited to what you can pull out of the Faceless Men, Valyrians, Qarthian Warlocks etc.

Inspiration: The factotum is a dabbler, a professional explorer who plunders a wide variety of fields to find the tools he needs to survive. He reads through tomes of arcane magic to gain a basic understanding of spells. He offers prayers to a variety of deities to gain their blessings. He observes warrior stances and exercises to understand the art of fighting. But while a factotum learns many paths, he masters none of them. Rather than train in a given field, he masters all the basics and manages to pull out something useful when the situation is desperate enough.

Arcane Dilettante (Sp): At 2nd level, you acquire a vague understanding of magic. You know that with a few weird hand gestures and an array of grunts and bizarre words, you can conjure up something that looks like a spell. By spending 1 inspiration point, you can mimic a spell as a spell-like ability.


I think you've got Binder about right, study the lore of dead gods and forgotten powers, you can assume that all the vestiges have stand-ins for ASoIaF though you must find them, Marywyn has been collecting lore for a lifetime as have many others before them so you'll have a solid foundation.

Just remember the Tragedy at Summerhall, you do not have plot armor so if you plan on taking risks for power make sure they're calculated.

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Stats, Elite Array or 20 point buy.
 
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The Factotum is messy (hence why it's so popular), by fluff you don't understand your magic and have just picked up tricks in your travels, your magic is not inherent.

Given that you don't have any understanding unlike most classes you would probably be limited to what you can pull out of the Faceless Men, Valyrians, Qarthian Warlocks etc.

Inspiration: The factotum is a dabbler, a professional explorer who plunders a wide variety of fields to find the tools he needs to survive. He reads through tomes of arcane magic to gain a basic understanding of spells. He offers prayers to a variety of deities to gain their blessings. He observes warrior stances and exercises to understand the art of fighting. But while a factotum learns many paths, he masters none of them. Rather than train in a given field, he masters all the basics and manages to pull out something useful when the situation is desperate enough.

Arcane Dilettante (Sp): At 2nd level, you acquire a vague understanding of magic. You know that with a few weird hand gestures and an array of grunts and bizarre words, you can conjure up something that looks like a spell. By spending 1 inspiration point, you can mimic a spell as a spell-like ability.


I think you've got Binder about right, study the lore of dead gods and forgotten powers, you can assume that all the vestiges have stand-ins for ASoIaF though you must find them, Marywyn has been collecting lore for a lifetime as have many others before them so you'll have a solid foundation.

Just remember the Tragedy at Summerhall, you do not have plot armor so if you plan on taking risks for power make sure they're calculated.
I meant to ask earlier; the 20,000 peak humans that would be my personal minions, are they educated by Earth standards or Planetosi standards?

One is helpful, the other leads to an industrial revolution in relatively short order.
 
Well then. There is absolutely no fucking way that I'm playing any sort of magic-user in @Deliste's challenge, then. The spawn points are all really terribly for getting magical lore, and more importantly ASOIaF is full of things that will melt your brain, curse you or twist you if you try to learn too much.

I'll be going for Factotum anyway, but certainly won't be going out of my way to learn magic. Factotum is just amazing because it can easily get sky-high skill checks.
Oh, and extra standard actions. That's also very very good.
I'll obviously take Ancestral Relic if I get to pick my own feats.
 
Well then. There is absolutely no fucking way that I'm playing any sort of magic-user in @Deliste's challenge, then. The spawn points are all really terribly for getting magical lore, and more importantly ASOIaF is full of things that will melt your brain, curse you or twist you if you try to learn too much.

I'll be going for Factotum anyway, but certainly won't be going out of my way to learn magic. Factotum is just amazing because it can easily get sky-high skill checks.
Oh, and extra standard actions. That's also very very good.
I'll obviously take Ancestral Relic if I get to pick my own feats.

You can select any feats you meet the prerequisites for, no flaws.

Magic is deliberately risky but doable, for example Euron managed to capture himself some Warlocks to interrogate with a loyal crew and your people are much more competent and loyal than his.

Retraining is allowed so it all becomes a whole lot easier to get magic later if you've already established yourself as the Immortal God Emperor or something, the mages will likely come to you.

With the meta knowledge you have it would be quite trivial to bait a visit from Melisandre.
 
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It'd be odd if those three eggs still existed, but not unbelievable. Illyrio isn't a big fan of Tiamat and it'd make sense he'd try to hide some Valyrian Dragons away from her so that f!Aegon could hatch them on the day they planned to break free of her grasp.
 
It'd be odd if those three eggs still existed, but not unbelievable. Illyrio isn't a big fan of Tiamat and it'd make sense he'd try to hide some Valyrian Dragons away from her so that f!Aegon could hatch them on the day they planned to break free of her grasp.
Optimistic. She's on the look-out for betrayal now. And not the regular garden variety, I mean the kinda cheeky shit we got up to.
 
I hope that Anu didn't inadvertently replicate whatever mental override control method the Old Sarnori built into him into the first batch of Warforged he recently created.

Definitely going to need to check that out.
 
Optimistic. She's on the look-out for betrayal now. And not the regular garden variety, I mean the kinda cheeky shit we got up to.
I mean, they had access to Mind Blank items, and Varys had that whole scheme to free f!Aegon of Tiamat. A few eggs seem mild in comparison to that particular plot.

Either way I'm not exactly desperate for the eggs, we've still got a surplus.
 
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