What exactly happened to Bronn in that brothel !?
Thankfully he was not speaking from experience there, just second hand accounts.
A Sword Without a Hilt: A Song of Ice and Fire/D&D 3.5 Crossover
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Thankfully he was not speaking from experience there, just second hand accounts.
- Location
- Chicago
[X] Duesal
- Location
- United States
[X] Duesal
- Location
- Mexico
No! Not for eating! Shoo shoo.
Goldfish
Friendly Spider-Fish Abomination
- Location
- Formerly of the Far Realm
@DragonParadox, although the shop wasn't established to turn a profit, can you tell us how it's doing financially? And do profits have to be reported to the authorities in the CoB?
It might seem weird if we're seen spending far in excess of what income the shop generates, y'all.
It might seem weird if we're seen spending far in excess of what income the shop generates, y'all.
lockingbane
If you're crazy and you know it clap your hands!
- Location
- Waxahachie tx
I want those cats and leaches. Cats for the deep and the leeches for our magical prisoners
EDIT: The cats will make for incredible familiars for our mages
EDIT: The cats will make for incredible familiars for our mages
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Goldfish
Friendly Spider-Fish Abomination
- Location
- Formerly of the Far Realm
They're for hugging, petting, teasing, and snuggling.
And training for combat. Definitely not eating.
*rolls*
The shop turned a profit of 6775 IM this month. You guys can of course report a higher profit and pay more tax to allay suspicion if you want
- Location
- Mexico
I was thinking the same thing, but worst case the fakir will think we are smuggling something dangerous and will ask to get in.
- Location
- Brazil
Don't tell me, my iPad gets dumber by the day. It's even worse, as it lags when typing in SV/SB.
Goldfish
Friendly Spider-Fish Abomination
- Location
- Formerly of the Far Realm
Oh, wow. That's a really nice profit. Running a magic shop is surprisingly lucrative.
That said, we can't reasonably report too much profit or that will seem suspicious, even if we're willing to pay more in taxes.
@Duesal, we probably should tone down what we buy. Better safe than sorry.
Massgamer
Advance toward the Future
- Location
- The Future
[X] Purchase them all
-[X] Flame Clove seeds and 50 human slaves used to tending it Cost 9,000 IM
-[X] 1 Mirror Serpent (Creation can be reverse-engineered) Cost 2,592 IM
-[X] Breeding population of Wizard's Shackles (No limit on the total number of spell levels absorbed) 14,400 IM
-[X] 8 Dweomercat Cubs Cost 8,424 IM
--[X] Total: 34,416 IM
All good but saving baby kittens most important.
-[X] Flame Clove seeds and 50 human slaves used to tending it Cost 9,000 IM
-[X] 1 Mirror Serpent (Creation can be reverse-engineered) Cost 2,592 IM
-[X] Breeding population of Wizard's Shackles (No limit on the total number of spell levels absorbed) 14,400 IM
-[X] 8 Dweomercat Cubs Cost 8,424 IM
--[X] Total: 34,416 IM
All good but saving baby kittens most important.
- Location
- Mexico
Maybe we can negotiate? offer payment in kind even if we have to spend a little more money, pretend Maelor is embezzling some of the Store's profits?
@DragonParadox whats the tax rate for our store?
@DragonParadox whats the tax rate for our store?
- Location
- United States
I want the cats and I want the snake. I'm fine with leaving everything else.Oh, wow. That's a really nice profit. Running a magic shop is surprisingly lucrative.
That said, we can't reasonably report too much profit or that will seem suspicious, even if we're willing to pay more in taxes.
@Duesal, we probably should tone down what we buy. Better safe than sorry.
That said, @DragonParadox, can Maelor and Malarys give us some kind of estimate in what we can get away with spending?
enigma1995
Gentleman Beholder
[X] Duesal
30% including bribes
It really depends on how creative and solid your story for where you got the money is.
- Location
- ?????????
[X] Duesal
I wanted Dweomar cats for their Antimagic abilities (through grafts) but cubs are too much, even for me. And we can simply add it now so it aint a big deal.
I wanted Dweomar cats for their Antimagic abilities (through grafts) but cubs are too much, even for me. And we can simply add it now so it aint a big deal.
- Location
- Germany
It doubles the damage of Alchemical Fire.
That should work for the fire-version of our bombs too.
Very valuable it that can be done.
Honestly I'm just assuming this is spending based on Maelor and Malarys not dropping the ball on subterfuge here. Kinda figure we would have a heck of lot more options is it wasnt taking fungability of their money source into consideration.
For a small private retail business? Wow, it's a economic hellhole too as well as a moral one. Tell me that's after expenses?
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