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Totally Not Creating Problems Where None Existed
- Location
- Russia
I assume the Angry Marines approach to their anger.
"WHAT?! I CAN FUCK UP MORE SHIT IF I SPEND A SMALL AMOUNT OF TIME DOING THIS "SELLING" THING?! FUCK YES! FUCK YOU!"
A Sword Without a Hilt: A Song of Ice and Fire/D&D 3.5 Crossover
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"WHAT?! I CAN FUCK UP MORE SHIT IF I SPEND A SMALL AMOUNT OF TIME DOING THIS "SELLING" THING?! FUCK YES! FUCK YOU!"
- Location
- florida
@Artemis1992 getting our hands on the legal code should be a must.
The sooner we can lawyer up the better.
The sooner we can lawyer up the better.
- Location
- Germany
True I guess.
@Azel @DragonParadox
Who can we ask for a little summary and where do we get the full edition?
- Location
- United States
That's probably going to be available in the library, which I want to visit right after this.
- If you go to the palace of the Lord of Heaven they will give you a summarized collection of their laws for free as per tradition
- The library contains the full code and all its revisions for that matter
- Location
- Germany
This will be partially devil-law, so I'm expecting more material than we can reasonably read.
Someone to give us a short summary in good faith will be very helpful.
Archons are the best bet here.
tarrangar
Fat arctic chicken
It's not so much that Beholders are angry at everything, as they are incredibly mistrusting and hateful, of everything that's not themselves, and every beholder has 2 brains with distinct souls, and they don't really see the other brain as fully part of themselves, so while they don't necessarily hate their other half, they sure don't trust it, the equivalent to enlightenment/Zen for a Beholder, is for their 2 brains to trust each other.
- Location
- United States
We're totally stopping there, then. One free summarized collection of laws, please.
- Location
- Argentina
We are totally starting there.
Why wouldn't you want to be told what is illegal when entering a place like this? Devils are guarding the remanant of Heaven. I expect a lot of legalistic bullshit made from reforms upon reforms of two opposing ideologies whoose only thing in common is their love for respecting their laws.
tarrangar
Fat arctic chicken
The Erinye we talked with before entering, said the Archon's write the laws the Devils enforce them, so the laws are probably very benevolent, but the punishment for breaking them are very harsh.
- Location
- Germany
We are already on the market, so we should propably do the shopping first and then go there.
- Location
- United States
"Stopping there" as in "Oh let's stop by that stall over there," not as in "let's make this literally the last place we visit before we go back home."
Also this.
Evaunit02mark1
S-s-smell the Prey, S-s-start the Hunt.
Probably not that complicated.
Beholder likes itself, hates everything else. Presumably it likes living more than it would like being brutally murdered by a bunch of devils looking for an excuse.
Cost benefit analysis. Stay here and act sane, profit, stay here and act crazy, death.
Now leaving here and acting like a complete and total maniac and then coming back is a decent compromise, don't shit where you eat and all that.
Guys the simplest answer with the beholder is that he is a behavioral outlier who has learned to channel his psychosis in a way that lets him function better in society.
- Location
- florida
simplest awnser
- Location
- Argentina
Then we are formally obligated to recruit him.
And have Xor work as a psychologist until he turns totally sane.
- Location
- United Kingdom
[X] Artemis1992
- Location
- Germany
He still shoots dogs for no good reason.
He might be slightly saner than other Beholders, he's still an asshole.
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- Location
- United States
Yeah. He's intriguing, but I'm not exactly eager for recruitment. Just because he's saner than other Beholders doesn't make him sane.
- Location
- Brazil
Artemis go pick up the legal code first?
Angel slaves would be a good target for manumission.
Angel slaves would be a good target for manumission.
- Location
- Germany
Right next thing?
We landed here, so I would hate to go to the palace to get a summary of the law and then back here.
- Location
- Brazil
Eh, alright. As long as we don't do anything obviously stupid, we should be fine.
[X] Artemis1992
[X] Artemis1992
- Location
- mexico
[X] Artemis1992