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A Sword Without a Hilt: A Song of Ice and Fire/D&D 3.5 Crossover

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Azel said:
Excuse me? Do you honestly think that those fancy stag heads that Robert calls his "trophies" can hold a candle to our collection?
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Snowfire said:
I'm pretty sure the trophy room totally outclasses any set of stuffed heads he might have
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True, but he likely doesn't know it. My amusement here comes from the idea of him seething in jealousy and I doubt were going to invite him over for a tour...
Can we take a Mirrorvision tour of the Trophy room? Or is that too ... Macabre?
 
Needs to be a girl.....It's the only logical conclusion. Pretty sure the universe will explode if it is not a girl.
 
Sqweaktoy said:
True, but he likely doesn't know it. My amusement here comes from the idea of him seething in jealousy and I doubt were going to invite him over for a tour...
Can we take a Mirrorvision tour of the Trophy room? Or is that too ... Macabre?
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I would personally murder people to get a view of his face if we could put our mirror vision in our trophy room.
 
Sqweaktoy said:
True, but he likely doesn't know it. My amusement here comes from the idea of him seething in jealousy and I doubt were going to invite him over for a tour...
Can we take a Mirrorvision tour of the Trophy room? Or is that too ... Macabre?
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We can always wheel out Mammons carcass for a bit of good wholesome family fun.

 
Tomcost said:
But we really, really suck at drinking, actually.

He could beat us in a straight no-magic drinking competition.

Which is something I absoutely give zero fucks about, but he has that at least.
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Only if we deigned to do it in our human form, our dragon form could outdrink him a dozen times over, and that form is just as natural to us as our human one.
 
On the matter of alcohol: It counts as poison and Viserys is immune to poison due to being a Dragon, even in monkey form. We can drink a keg of industrial cleaner and be right as rain.

Already forgot our plan to complain to the Lyseni that the poison named after their city tastes really bland, nothing at all like the spicy mixtures from Mantarys?
 
One Autumn Leaf said:
I mean I do want to parade his corpse around. I am curious. What do you think Luncan's reaction will be to that display of power?
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"The Twisted Dragon consorts with Devils! Clearly this creature gifted it's vessel to him that he might use it in some evil rite. Even now he celebrates and fetes his master's corpse before the benighted crowds of sychophants he has enchanted."
Zealotry, not even once.
 
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Azel said:
The only magic cock here is Oberyns.

I mean... 8 bastards and all of them are beautiful girls...

That's a 0.39% chance.
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You know, it is possible to basically ensure female offspring by keeping your balls just a bit too warm. The heat kills off the male sperm before the female sperm. It would be amusing as hell if Oberyn ensured his lack of male progeny with a love for really tight pants.
 
In regards to recent vote do we bring Mors to meet Thenns personally before making final decision? While there we will of course diplo Thenns.
 
Azel said:
On the matter of alcohol: It counts as poison and Viserys is immune to poison due to being a Dragon, even in monkey form. We can drink a keg of industrial cleaner and be right as rain.

Already forgot our plan to complain to the Lyseni that the poison named after their city tastes really bland, nothing at all like the spicy mixtures from Mantarys?
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I think it's only ingested poisons which he is innately immune to, since the stomach and innards of a dragon is apparently some sort of cold fusion reactor.

Viserys' crown goes one better and renders him completely immune.
 
Azel said:
On the matter of alcohol: It counts as poison and Viserys is immune to poison due to being a Dragon, even in monkey form. We can drink a keg of industrial cleaner and be right as rain.

Already forgot our plan to complain to the Lyseni that the poison named after their city tastes really bland, nothing at all like the spicy mixtures from Mantarys?
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No he isn't, DP ruled that Dragon immunity to ingested poisons, only work in Dragonform.
 
[X] Say something
-[X] Inform Elda that there is no onus placed on bastardy in our new realm and that she and her son would be welcome to immigrate should she wish to leave the Valley of the Thenns. For that matter, he husband is welcome, too.
 
Azel said:
On the matter of alcohol: It counts as poison and Viserys is immune to poison due to being a Dragon, even in monkey form. We can drink a keg of industrial cleaner and be right as rain.
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I'm also wondering why we can't hold our liquor, we have +15 Fort saves even in human form without using magic. If we go in naked we still have +12 Fort save which is still sky high for a lot of people.
 
[X] Plan Say Something And Some Other Stuff
-[X] Say Something
--[X] Inform Elda that there is no onus placed on bastardy in our new realm and that she and her son would be welcome to immigrate should she wish to leave the Valley of the Thenns. For that matter, he husband is welcome, too. So is Mors of course, in case he isn't content with just occasionally visiting.
--[X] We would also like to negotiate with the Magnar about a few things, so any insights into his personality and the situation of the Thenns would be appreciated. This has no bearing on our offer in any way, just a small favor she could do us, if she wants.
-[X] Assorted Stuff That Doesn't Fit Anywhere
--[X] Contact the Shaitan and Djinn via ACSEC about the Brown Mold bombs you've made for anti-Efreeti use.
--[X] Once 'Varys' reports the details of Roberts travel plans, ask Bloodraven to arrange Jon Arryns death.
---[X] Preferably timed so that he dies shortly after Robert leaves.
---[X] Even better if he leaves no evidence, but casts suspicion on the Lannisters.
---[X] If he is taking requests, Jon Arryn tumbling down some stairs to his death and being randomly found by Jaime or Cersei would be awesome.
--[X] Also offer Mors to fix that eye of his while he is around Dany anyway.
 
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