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A Sword Without a Hilt: A Song of Ice and Fire/D&D 3.5 Crossover

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@Duesal, where can I find our Dragon egg stockpile?

And people, I can't check the turn plan from my phone. Are we dealing with the blue Wyrmling in amber yet? And are we summoning and killing that Harvester devil and his friends soon?
 
egoo said:
Huh. I've been browsing through Pathfinder spell list in search of additional buffs to put on Viserys via permanency scrolls, and I came upon this.

Fuck you, Fey. Fuck you, elite Sulatan's warriors. Fuck you, Tiamat's servants.

...alright, I may be overstating it's value here, considering that more often than not us going full-bore on murderblendering is worth more than spending an action to merely impede an enemy...
Oh well, it's a really nice way of fucking with them anyway.

Dropping it on someone in the middle of Mythic ritual wil lbe priceless.
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Not particularly good in combat unless the foe happens to be very reliant on active use of Mythic Power.

But it sure as hell would have sweetened my day if we had cast a Stilled Silent version of that on Dusk Dancer here so she couldn't use mythic Surge or abilities during our social combat.
Imagine her reaching for that little bit of extra bullshit needed to tape over her weak arguments and just not finding it.
 
@Duesal
So we currently have 9 dragon eggs that we haven't given out.

How about founding a Dragonrider order, like we have a Griffon-rider order? Sworn to the state, part of the army, maybe working high-end flying transport in peacetime.
We will certainly be getting more eggs in Valyria, from devils and through breeding in the future after all.
 
One Autumn Leaf said:
Speaking of the Larder.... we got over 1300 motherfucking HD of somewhat unethical blood sacrifices. WOoooh
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And soon we're getting that Marilith. I wonder what template she had to be made of jade.
TalonofAnathrax said:
@Duesal
So we currently have 9 dragon eggs that we haven't given out.

How about founding a Dragonrider order, like we have a Griffon-rider order? Sworn to the state, part of the army, maybe working high-end flying transport in peacetime.
We will certainly be getting more eggs in Valyria, from devils and through breeding in the future after all.
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I'd bind them even tighter than that, personally. This isn't just handing out flying mounts, this is handing out WMDs that can level cities. I'd start with handing it out to people we're sure we can trust before moving beyond that.
 
TalonofAnathrax said:
@Duesal
So we currently have 9 dragon eggs that we haven't given out.

How about founding a Dragonrider order, like we have a Griffon-rider order? Sworn to the state, part of the army, maybe working high-end flying transport in peacetime.
We will certainly be getting more eggs in Valyria, from devils and through breeding in the future after all.
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Personal or nothing.

No order, eggs are directly handed out by Viserys.
When appropriate while he's dressed as Santa Claws the Christmas Dragon.
 
TalonofAnathrax said:
Couldn't we just vet the order's members very carefully? Magic, interviews, history of loyalty, the works!
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We could, but personally I'd rather have a solid core of unquestionably loyal PCs as dragonlords before we start poking around for random people to serve as new dragonriders. It helps when the ones riding the older and bigger dragons are all ones you know beyond the shadow of a doubt that you can trust. It keeps the younger and stupider ones in line.
 
Just give Daenerys 5 of them, all of different colors, so she can go further down the path of slowly stealing Timat's aspects and powers away from her until she is the new female Dragon deity.
 
King Arthur said:
Just give Daenerys 5 of them, all of different colors, so she can go further down the path of slowly stealing Timat's aspects and powers away from her until she is the new female Dragon deity.
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...we can make a mockery of Tiamat's avatar using 5 Valyrian dragons and our fleshforge...
Hmm...
 
I have a running bet going that when Malarys starts hitting Mythic Tiers there will be a Sheogorath plotline and a hook for him Mantling Balerion.

What would be more amusing: Malarys becoming Balerion and no one noticing, or Malarys turning the opportunity for power down because it would start messing with cross-jurisdictions?

You decide deicide!
 
King Arthur said:
Just give Daenerys 5 of them, all of different colors, so she can go further down the path of slowly stealing Timat's aspects and powers away from her until she is the new female Dragon deity.
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Just in case this was serious, we're trying to avoid true godhood due to it being massively restricting. I believe this says it best:
DragonParadox said:
Fear not the Gods for they are bound to mortal worship with chains of adamant. Their own dominion is no greater than the souls who give them homage allow, mighty are they yet not so much as to be beyond hope of defeat, wise also so much that one might think that all knowledge lies within their reach.
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That said, I'm totally game for stealing power from Tiamat. We could stuff it into an artifact.
egoo said:
...we can make a mockery of Tiamat's avatar using 5 Valyrian dragons and our fleshforge...
Hmm...
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I'm curious. What'd you have in mind?
 
Duesal said:
I'm curious. What'd you have in mind?
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Nothing definite for now, not least because it will be horrible pr and PETA will hunt us down.

1) Take 5 dragons of colors relevant to Tiamat's
2) Splice them all together into a five-headed valyrian dragon.
3) Profit?

This thing will make her about as angry as using skulls of her avatar as latrines, methinks.

We can probably gain a lot of narrative "fuck you" if we let something like that out on Tiamat's cronies in PoS, for one.

Controlling such thing will be 'a bit' problematic of course, but we can probably manage that if we have Vee raising it.
 
egoo said:
Nothing definite for now, not least because it will be horrible pr and PETA will hunt us down.

1) Take 5 dragons of colors relevant to Tiamat's
2) Splice them all together into a five-headed valyrian dragon.
3) Profit?

This thing will make her about as angry as using skulls of her avatar as latrines, methinks.

We can probably gain a lot of narrative "fuck you" if we let something like that out on Tiamat's cronies in PoS, for one.

Controlling such thing will be 'a bit' problematic of course, but we can probably manage that if we have Vee raising it.
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I think the heads would probably murder each other due to actually being different dragons that didn't agree to the surgery. :V
 
Duesal said:
I think the heads would probably murder each other due to actually being different dragons that didn't agree to the surgery. :V
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Splice them together while they are in eggs and don't have proper sentience yet?
If their first waking memory is being all together, there will be less problems of this sort.

Also, this thing.:V
 
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Snowfire said:
Oh right. Yeah. That's fair.

Except, y'know, for the whole marrying the Lannisters and basically whitewashing the murder of our goodsister.
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The former was Jon Hawkman's fault in that Tywin had just proved himself to be a boss ass bitch and needed diplomatic handling for the stability of the Realm (placating the dude who just sacked the Capital and whose son had killed the previous king and made the war end so decisively) and Cersei was effectively the only Lady Lannister relevant enough to be married to a King.

The murder of our goodsister has no excuse, nor the lack of punishment for her murderers, Robert just has one of the hugest hate boners for Dragonbloods in existence.

Duesal said:
By the way, if the Others are undead fey with a cold subtype, would iron be effective against them? Being able to equip the Night's Watch with Cold Iron as well as Valyrian Steel would be convenient.
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Valyrian Steel was mentioned to be able to bypass Fey DR I think so we should be able to simplify the process and just arm every Watchman with Valyrian Steel.

I'm not actually joking, I'd like for every Crow to have a VS Dagger at the absolute minimum.

Crake said:
Cold Iron would be, for the Fey sub-typed enemies anyway. They're kind of weird though, they might have some Cold Sub-type creatures.

It's called Cold Iron by some cultures, to represent iron that has not been tarnished or moulded by flame.

It is probably called other things in different Planetosi cultures.
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I'd like to see about how Starmetal interacts with White Walkers. We should probably be able to find a vein somewhere in the PoE.
 
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Took me forever to finally finish this.

Anti-Grav Fighter
Hull Weight: 25 tons of steel
AG-Engine: 30 tons of mercury
Armor: 1 inch - Hardness 17, 30 HP
Armaments:
- 2x Advanced Launcher with double feed (800 ft range, CL 10, Abundant Ammo Hopper with steel bolts 4d6 20/x2, Ammo Hopper of Holding with alchemical ammo up to 10 lb per shot)
- up to 230 kg / 500 lb of bombs
Flight Speed: 80 feet / turn at perfect maneuverability in hover flight; top speed is extremely high, though limited by the resilience of the fuselage, especially when under-water

Cost
- AG-Engine: 5,500 IM (Permanent Gravity Effect and Mercury Treatment)
- Flight Controls: 1,000 IM (2x Permanent Mage Hand)
- Pilot Controls: 1,000 IM // that's 1/5th of the price DP agreed to for the command chair of a large AG-Vessel
- Armaments (excluding ammo): 4,900 IM
Total: 12,400 IM
Note: Time wise, this should go a lot faster then the price implies, as the AG-Engine and the Flight Controls are purely ritual work. Only the pilot controls and armaments should require regular crafting time, though in return, the other parts can't get discounts from Feats.

Description
The body of the fighter is a steel tube 1.5 m in diameter and with a length of 9 m. At the front sits a hardened, conic glass cupola that contains the cockpit, thus allowing the pilot a good view of everything around him. It has a wingspan of nearly 10 meters, though the wings can be folded in, thus allowing the fighter to fit into a regular cargo bay of larger vessels. To increase stability in flight, the wings are swept upwards. Due to being a AG-Vessel, it can hover on the spot, though due to having only one engine, keeping the fighter stable and doing precision maneuvers under these circumstances isn't easy. The stabilizers on the tail are cross-shaped, making the fighter look a lot like a thick arrow. The tail has two rudders, top and bottom, and two elevators on the horizontal stabilizer. These and the elevators on the wings are controlled remotely by the pilot through a Mage Hand effect. Due to it's armor thickness and being completely sealed, the craft can travel and fight underwater, though the limited air supply of the default model means that this can't be done for prolonged durations.

Potential Upgrades
Planar Adaption (1,200 IM): The armor is enchanted to better withstand damage and resist the effects of planar traits. The armor is improved to Hardness 23 and 60 HP.
Glamered (270 IM): The armor can dynamically adjust it's appearance to better blend in with the surroundings.
Plane-Shift (3,500 IM): The fighter becomes able to travel to other planes without the assistance of a carrier craft.
Air Supply System (725 IM): By installing a dedicated air supply system, the craft becomes able to remain submerged or in hostile planes indefinitely.
Visual Enhancement (270 IM): Enchants the cockpit to allow the pilot to see through fire, smoke, snow, clouds, fog and similar, natural effects.


So, this is the prototype I would like to build next month, so that we can start working ourselves up to the Moonchaser and beyond.

All prices given are crafting prices.
 
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