19th April
10:27 GMT -6
I smile as Guy steps through the boom tube, power ring crackling. "Lantern Gardner. Welcome to my home."
"Hey… Gray…" Guy looks around, as if-.
"Oh, come on Guy, I wasn't going to invite you here and then ambush you."
"Yeah, well." His eyes return to me. "You kinda come with a warnin' label these days."
I nod, the corners of my mouth turned down. "So I should stop holding my breath for an apology from King Orin?"
He frowns. "Apology? What for?"
"I am -effectively- the Apokoliptian ambassador to Earth, and he -the Atlantean head of state- did punch me in the face in an unprovoked attack. And then needed me to bail him out after the big Star Conqueror mind blasted him." Guy tilts his head forwards slightly, his eyebrows raised. "I'm not saying I was expecting flowers or anything, but a verbal acknowledgement beyond a grunt would be nice."
He shakes his head. "Gray, you're a part'a the Light now. You should be grateful he just punched you."
"Oh? I thought the League had principles. Ideals you held to above what an ordinary man on the street might reasonably be expected to do. King Orin punched me because he allowed his passions to override his reason, not because I was doing something for the Light. Heck-" I spread my arms out, indicating the room. "-it's not like I'm hiding. If you want to make an accusation, do it. I turned up in court when my life was on the line. I'd gladly do it for a lesser charge."
"Yeah, that's what Luthor says too."
"And he would. You see, Guy-" I turn, draping my right arm over his shoulder and leading him out of the embarkation room and into the rest of the base. "-being the 'good guy' is rather dependent on you doing certain things and not doing certain others."
He brushes off my arm, but keeps walking with me. "You do remember that time they killed thousands of kids, right?"
"I remember that time Klarion did and they called me in to kill him. You remember how the rest of the Justice League stood around like lemons when Nabu demanded Giovanni Zatara serve as his host-slave?"
"And that time they mind controlled the Justice League?"
"You remember that time we proved that the Guardians of the Galaxy wiped out nearly all life on Mars? And left mind control tech in all its inhabitants up to the modern day?" I glance at him, left eyebrow raised. "Whose ring is that you're wearing?"
"They were tryin' t'do the right thing and they fucked up. It's not the same as doin' it deliberately."
I nod. "Tell me: all that technology I added to the Watchtower in order to prevent a repeat of New Year. Any of it still there?" Guy glowers. "Thought not. I'll be sure to let the rest of the Light know that you're wide open again."
"I ain't on the League. I asked around on Oa and Salaak agreed to upgrade the Watchtower."
I nod approvingly. "Good initiative, Guy. I approve. And I hope that the League do as well." Okay, now to ease off. "While you're here… I realise that it's expected, so I'll ask. If you're interested in switching teams-"
"I'm not."
"-I've got a thing for redheads."
He stops dead, his mouth hanging open slightly in shock. I make a clicking noise in the left side of my mouth and wiggle my eyebrows.
His eyes narrow slightly and his mouth opens and closes silently a couple of times. Then he closes his eyes, shaking his head and chuckling quietly. "Oh, fuck you, Gray."
"Yeah, sorry. Redheads are overrated. Burn too easily." I carry on down the corridor, heading towards the meeting room. "But anyway, I'm sure there's a reason why you've finally taken up my invitation."
"The League wanna know what you're doin' in Darfur."
"Very little."
"If you wan'ed me to believe that, you shouldn't a' used a boom tube."
"But.. some employees of mine have been working there. We were about to do a debriefing. Would you like to sit in?"
"Yeah. Probably should. You know you got no authority to be there, right?"
"What, I don't have the permission of a government that's been a party to genocide for… Five years now? Imagine how that undermines my righteousness. Guy, I stopped going to your meetings because I've stopped being so angry. I stopped being so angry because I don't have to put up with the Justice League any longer. They had years, did nothing, and now sent you to protest my actions."
I reach out and press the door open button set into the wall. The security membrane in front of us fades out, giving us access to the room within. The League may like to use heavily reinforced doors for things like that, but security membranes combine the strengths of physical barriers and force fields without undermining the strength of the surrounding walls by having them slide into a slot. Unlike a force field the membrane will stay functional without an external power source and this one is exceedingly resilient.
"Hello girls." Miss Amane jumps to her feet, Miss Shimmer looks up for a moment and frowns at Guy while Lynne keeps playing with the wrist mounted quantum computer I got her for her birthday.
Just a little more advanced than Richard's.
I stride into the room and plonk myself down in my chair. "Lantern Gardner's going to sit in on this one. Just to find out how badly you've broken international law." Miss Amane is still standing, hands behind her back in an approximation of parade rest. "Iname, you may be seated."
"Thank you, Master!"
Guy's still hovering near the door. "Grayven, how old are these girls?"
I point to Miss Amane with my right forefinger. "Eighteen." To Lynne. "Twelve. And before you say anything, how old was Robin?" That gives him pause. "And…" My finger wavers a little at Miss Shimmer. "Miss Shimmer, how old are you again?"
"In Earth-years? I dunno."
"You're an alien?" She nods. "What planet 're you from?"
"We never really had a name for it. Grayven keeps calling it 'Wilson' and-" Minor glare at me. "-he won't tell me why."
"You don't have a name for it? So, what, you're pre-spaceflight?"
"I'm not sure. That depends on exactly where space starts. But not with spaceships or anything like that."
"Do you know whereabouts your homeworld is?"
She nods. "In a parallel universe." She looks at me. "Am I going to have to explain this every time?"
"No, Guy can put it in a report and then the League will all know."
Guy takes a seat next to me. "What kinda parallel-?"
"I used to be a Pony. A Unicorn. My home country is called Equestria and the majority of-."
Guy leans closer to me. "Grayven, is she-?"
She glowers. "I'm not crazy, and don't talk about me like I'm not here."
"Unless you can think of another reason for her native language to consist entirely of equine noises, it's highly probable that she's being accurate in her description. Also, I was there while her portal was open and her understanding of magic is far more advanced than any surface worlder of her age on Earth."
"Okay. Err…" He looks at Miss Shimmer. "So how come you're Human?"
"The stupid portal turned me into one. I just hope it turns me back when I go through again."
"How're you finding being Human?"
"It's horrible! I'm nearly bald, I can barely feel magic at all, I go into heat every month and I keep falling over because I've only got two legs! Two! And no tail!"
Guy clearly doesn't know how to respond to that.
"Okay girls. What have you been up to in Darfur?"