6th November
14:21 GMT
"You, er…" The police officer assigned to keep watch over me leans in a little bit. "You.. like… You know Batman then, do yuh?"
I'm sitting in a small office in Cardiff Central Police Station. With Alan making friends with a cross section of Alliance members and the team somewhere in southern Africa, I've been assigned to check John Fate's background.
"Ah… Yes? I wouldn't say we're
social acquaintances at this point, but we've been colleagues for a little over a year now. I've been on a number of missions at his instruction.
"
"Could you.. like… Get his autograph fer me?"
"I can… I can certainly
ask for you, but he.. hands those out only very occasionally. Usually for charity, after Superman has smiled at him for a couple of minutes.
"
She grins. "Ah, that'd be
brilliant!"
"As I said, no promises, but-
" A
CID officer walks in, and the police officer moves away slightly.
"-I'll certainly ask.
"
"Alright, Constable Williams. I think I can handle this one, thank you."
"Right you are, sir." She heads towards the door. "Shout if you need anything fetching."
"I
will." The detective looks me over, apparently not very impressed. "What happened to the fancy armour, then?"
"I didn't think it appropriate to the situation. And it's not exactly chair-friendly.
" I open my hands, letting her get a good look at my power rings. She's a stout, middle aged woman with short brown hair.
"If you want to phone the League and confirm my identity-.
"
"What do you think I just
did?"
"Good, so you know who I am. Would it be possible for me to ask you some questions?
"
"Just as soon as I'm shuwer we're not going to have some lunatic start knocking over buildings."
"No, no-. Ah, not as far as I know. I'm just checking the references of someone who might be working with the League at some point.
"
"Don't have a lot of costumed mental cases around
here. I think we'd have spotted them."
"I don't think that the individual in question wore a costume.
" I take a picture out of subspace, showing John Fate's face attached to an approximately-correct body wearing a suit.
"Does this man seem familiar at all?
"
She frowns with mild irritation, then her brows unfurrow slightly in recognition. "He does a bit, though I'm jiggered if I know where from."
"He claimed that he offered to assist the Cardiff police during a series of ritualistic killings with a magic motive.
"
Her eyes widen. "That's never John Constantine. You send him on a body building course, did yuh?"
"You're right, that
isn't John Constantine. Not unless something
very strange is happening.
" Moderately strange. John's a common first name and
Constantine is three thousand five hundred and sixtieth most common. My own is too rare to feature on any of the lists I saw. It might not even
exist here.
"But he claims he was around here at the same time.
"
"Might be." She reaches out for the picture and I hand it to her. "Several of the officers involved in that were moved off front line duties. Mental health." I nod sympathetically. That sort of thing doesn't bother
me any longer, but mutilated bodies are a bit of a shock if you're not used to them. "I can show them the picture."
"I'd appreciate that. I just need to confirm that he was here and trying to be helpful.
"
"Alright. I'll get that done for you. Is there anything else?"
"I would appreciate a copy of the relevant case files. I'm not expecting a copycat or anything like that, I just want to make sure that I'm being thorough.
"
"The Justice League can request that. I'll have it scanned and sent via the proper channels."
A couple of days' wait, then. And it's
mildly painful that it isn't all on computer.
"Thank you.
"
I offer her my right hand, which she takes briefly before indicating the door. "Can you find your way out?"
"Yes, thank you. I'll look forward to hearing from you.
" I raise my right fore and middle fingers to my forehead in a mock salute,
-then step out and back-
6th November
09:25 GMT -5
into the city of Chicago for my
next Justice League member meeting.
"Hey, ah, Nancy? I'll call you back. Looks like my nine thirty just arrived."
Mr O'Brian in
civilian mode. He can't really hide what he is, but he makes an effort. His suit and shirt are red, material from that weird.. leotard..
thing he was for whatever reason wearing when he took the chemical bath which turned him into living rubber repurposed into office wear. His hair looks stranger still, a solid unmoving mass stuck on top of his head. He's not wearing his gog-. No, he is, the goggles have just merged with his eyebrows.
"Do you have a moment, Plastic Man?
"
"Eh… Sure." He falls backward, morphing into an office chair as he does so. "Sit down, I'll get someone to make you coffee."
"Thank you, but I don't drink coffee. Also, I'm…
" I shake my head.
"Not sitting on you.
" I generate a construct chair and sit down opposite him.
"I'm sure you know why I'm here.
"
"Because you need someone to sportscast your match with Hawkwoman?" He shifts back into humanoid form, his right hand now holding a microphone. "In the red corner, all the way from Thanagar,
give it up for-!"
"No. Nabu.
"
The microphone merges with his hand, his whole body sagging. "Yeah, well, see, I didn't actually
know-."
"Diana told me. You somehow managed to miss that he was possessed.
"
He shrugs. "It's not the first thing you think of. I mean, what was his name-?"
"Kent Nelson.
"
"Right! Kent Nelson was fine wearing the helmet for
decades."
"And Nabu wanted to keep Kid Flash as his host-.
"
"Ah, hey." He holds his hands out in a placatory gesture, expanding them to three of four times normal size. "I wasn't even on the League when that happened. I didn't get access to the reports until New Year."
"And you didn't read through them.
"
"I read
some. The ones about things we were actually
doing. There are a lot of reports in there!" He returns his hands to normal size. "I don't even particularly think you were
wrong, but… I thought if there was anything going wrong with Zatara then Batman or someone would have said something."
I
could bear a grudge about this. Being on the Justice League should mean that you
do the blasted reading. But I think this episode has already given him the kick he needed on
that score.
"I.. suppose that's.. fair. Anything you want to ask me?
" He shakes his head.
"Then… Have a nice day.
"
I raise my fingers to my forehead again.