Oi!
@T0PH4T needed in Aisle 16B!
*twitches*
Do I look like Datcord to you? To be summoned when one desires an omake or sees something remotely romantic? Is that what I've become?
Black Magic
Karen didn't know what she had done in her previous life to deserve this, but surely it couldn't've been enough to justify the impending doom about to befall her.
"I would like to request a table for two," Teth Adom said, looking down from almost two heads above her, face politely neutral, seemingly ignorant of the gazes of the other customers and the emerging cell phones. The statement was phrased like a request, but anything that came out of the mouth of a peer to Superman was closer to an absolute decree.
"Of course," she distantly felt herself say, a fragile smile etching itself across her face. "Please, follow me," she said, motioning towards a table on the balcony, normally reserved for couples. On reflex, she handed him a menu, poured him coffee, and nodded politely when he asked for a few minutes to wait for his companion. She signaled to an equally shell-shocked Eric that she was taking a break, drifted to the employee bathroom, and proceeded to have a small break down, all quiet laughs and gentle rocking in place. After she had let out the excess jitters, she re-did her make up, took a few sips from the emergency vodka behind the mirror, and went back to the table.
"Would you like anything to drink?" she asked, shoving down the frantic nervousness and putting on a mask of professionalism. He's just another customer, she told herself. A customer that used to be a mass-murdering super-villain, but a customer. Or was that Black Adam? She didn't remember the details of the trial.
The probably-not-a-super-villain looked up from the menu, eyes surprisingly relaxed. "Do you have wine?" he asked. Karen nodded mechanically, motioning to the list in the center of the table.
"Local vintages, mainly, but we have a few nicer bottles from Europe," she said mechanically. Technically, she couldn't serve alcohol for another hour and a half. On the other hand, Eric was more than welcome to explain liquor laws to the demigod. "We also have a selection of beers and spirits available should you find none of our offerings to your liking."
"Serve me whatever you yourself are partial to," he said, waving his hand dismissively. Karen felt an emptiness open in her stomach as she nodded and walked away, slowly as she could, snagging a decorative bowl off the wall and a bottle of the most bitter red she could find. The other diners gave her awkward looks, but she was too busy desperately trying to recall ancient Greek dining customs to be bothered.
Besides, what's a little embarrassment when compared to a negative Yelp review from a metahuman?
By the time Karen returned, the one-third-water-two-thirds-wine-filled bowl held carefully before her in both hands, Teth Adom was no longer alone. A scarlet-haired woman, the color so truly red Karen had to wonder if it was a dye job, had sat down across from him, both laughing at some unheard joke.
"And who is this?" the red head asked, looking up at Karen. Karen blinked once, a deer in the headlights, as she took in the woman's eyes. Red as freshly-spilled blood and sparkling with merriment and madness, they spoke of sex, magic and murder in equal measures.
"I have yet to ask," Adom said, closing his menu and shifting his gaze from the beauty across from him to Karen, who was suddenly far more aware of the extra five pounds around her stomach. "Please, grace us with your name."
"So polite!" the woman laughed, and if the birds didn't chirp in tune with the sound it was only because the windows were closed.
"Karen," she said quietly. "Wine?" she asked, lifting the bowl in her arms slightly. Adom lifted his eyebrows in surprise, then smiled.
"The first restaurant I have found that serves it properly," he murmured quietly, holding out his glass. "An auspicious start to the evening." The woman smirked, holding hers out as well.
"Traditions have changed since you last walked the world," she said lightly, observing Karen's pouring with a critical eye. "These days fermented beverages typically come in corked glass bottles, far stronger than the near-water we drank oh so long ago."
"Really?" Adom said, brows furrowing as he looked to the wall. "Would one not fall over sick after drinking but a single bottle, then?"
"One typically does," the woman said, smiling as she sipped at her own glass. "Child, where did you learn how to mix wine?"
"I study ancient Greece," Karen said, arms straining from the effort of holding up the bowl. "Kahndaqi traditions are similar, so I defaulted to what I knew." She awkwardly placed the too-heavy bowl, still more than half-full, on a nearby table, resisting the urge to shake out her arms.
"Hmm," the woman said, amusement creeping into her tone. "Tell me, what do you know of mythology?"
"I'm writing my thesis on the Iliad and modern adaptations," Karen said, relaxing slightly as the subject approached something she was familiar with. "I've had to become familiar with the surrounding literature in order to properly appreciate the context."
"Guess my name," the woman said, setting down her goblet and leaning back in her chair. Adom sighed.
"Must you play your games?" he asked. The woman
tisked.
"Let a lady have her way," she said, never turning away from Karen. "I will even offer you a hint: the Odyssey." Karen paused, gathering her thoughts.
"Athena?" she tried. The woman laughed and Adom looked out the window cautiously.
"Flattering, but no," she said. "Two chances left," the woman sang. Karen wracked her brain, jumping to the first woman who sprang to her mind.
"Calypso?" she asked. The woman sighed, shaking her head.
"That dear girl is still trapped on that island of hers," she said, and Teth Adom scowled.
"Even now, the logic of her exile escapes me," he muttered, punctuating the statement with several long gulps. Karen took a deep breath, closed her eyes, and exhaled.
When she opened them, she took in her surroundings.
Where there had been an up-scale and cozy cafe and fluorescent lighting, there was now an open garden, verdant and lush, lit by the gentle glow of the setting sun. The scent of earth, flowers, and nature permeated the air, and other patrons were beginning to notice the shift in scenery, crying out in distress and wonder by turn. The cutlery has transformed from stainless steel to a lighter silver, glass to gold, and elegant wire-frame chairs to full-length chaise lounges.
"Circe," Karen said, oddly at peace. The red-headed woman put on a smile, one that showed every year she had lived.
"Do tell your chef what to cook for us," Circe said, tossing her menu aside, the paper dissolving into butterflies halfway to the floor. "Let us see the extent of your knowledge."
*****
Three courses, several pointed questions, and far too many embarrassingly frank statements of desire between the two powered individuals later and the couple were walking towards the entrance, arm in arm and wearing expressions of good cheer.
"This has been a wonderful evening," Teth Adom said, nodding once to Karen, who had relaxed into something approaching normal. "I thank you for your hospitality and grace."
"Indeed. It was refreshing to meet someone with even the most basic grasp of my preferred dining customs," Circe added, with a smile that made Karen feel that her shirt was a size too small and blood a degree too hot.
"Just doing my job," she replied, holding open the door. "Have a good night," she added as the two superhumans stepped onto the street, the changes to the cafe already retreating.
"Ah, but we must pay!" Circe said, snapping her fingers and spinning on her heel. "Unfortunately, I lack the paper you mortals exchange in the place of gold."
"I regret to inform you that I too am bereft of common currency," Teth Adom said, regret crossing his face. Karen shook her head, leaning against the door and looking up at the sky with unfocused eyes.
"Don't worry about it," she said. "You guys showing up will do more for business than anything short of a recommendation from a god."
"Nonetheless, the scales must be balanced," Circe said, a focused expression crossing her face as she lifted her hand, palm up. A bowl appeared, shining pewter and engraved with letters that looked like Greek but certainly weren't. "Here," she said, holding it out as if it weighed little more than a feather. "Fill it with water and enjoy later." Karen blinked, accepting the oddly-light bowl with both hands. When she looked up, the two beings were gone, only the scent of sand and grapes there to mark the missing presences.
*****
"This is stupid," Karen muttered, pouring a bottle of Aquafina into the bowl after being yelled at by Eric for not charging the two metahumans. Well, not yelled at (few would fault her for turning over the register as well), but strongly talked to about 'risk to other customers' and 'not indulging psychopaths.' Karen sighed, staring at the water. When nothing happened, she sighed again, rolled her eyes, and lugged the bowl over to the sink.
"Stupid witches and their stupid gifts that don't do anything," she muttered, pouring the contents out of the bowl. "Showing up on my shift because I totally deserve-"
And then she smelled hops.
Karen stopped pouring and looked in the bowl again. That was definitely red, and that scent was definitely alcohol. Karen leaned down, sniffing the liquid, and blinked at the slight burn in her eyes.
Wine.
For a moment, she sat still, gaping. Then common sense asserted itself and she dug out her phone, going to the group chat and hammering out a quick text.
'Prty 2nite, i hav magic wine.'
They were going to get
wasted.