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"And he would. You see, Guy-" I turn, draping my right arm over his shoulder and leading him out of the embarkation room and into the rest of the base. "-being the 'good guy' is rather dependant on you doing certain things and not doing certain others."
I love that quote.


"How're you finding being Human?"

"It's horrible! I'm nearly bald, I can barely feel magic at all, I go into heat every month and I keep falling over because I've only got two legs! Two! And no tail!"

Guy clearly doesn't know how to respond to that.
That's the sort of thing that makes me really glad Sunset Shimmer got to stick around Grayven and his wacky band.
 
Not sure if this was already written before I pitched a fit a few days ago or Zoat is taking the Perfect Lionheart approach to complaints. Either way I'm done being ornery about it.

Though if I do have to keep reading Renegade to enjoy the real story, please, Zoat, at least tell me the pony will at some point have more to her character than "Pony pony. I'm a pony. A pony is a small horse. Humans are weird because they aren't ponies." Especially that last bit. Because that is a joke that you have beaten into the ground.
 
Binocular vision? Or do the horse people of Equestria actually have their eyes on the front of their head in complete defiance of evolutionary biology?
I remember a pic on deviantart showing that wilsonian ponies do in fact look like a sapient creature evolved from normal ponies would look.
Proportionately large head for a big brain.
Color vision for foraging for ripe fruit to support that large brain.
Smaller jaw because they cook a lot of their food.
Better binocular vision for precise tool use.
 
They had them eating chocolate and cheesecake? 0_0

Huh, learn something new every day.
Oh yes.
Thank you, corrected.
Though if I do have to keep reading Renegade to enjoy the real story, please, Zoat, at least tell me the pony will at some point have more to her character than "Pony pony. I'm a pony. A pony is a small horse. Humans are weird because they aren't ponies." Especially that last bit. Because that is a joke that you have beaten into the ground.
Already written. I've also already written the reappaerence of the Thinking Cap.
So you feel that he's been...
:cool:
Beating a dead Pony?
I'm not apologizing.
[Groan]
I remember a pic on deviantart showing that wilsonian ponies do in fact look like a sapient creature evolved from normal ponies would look.
Proportionately large head for a big brain.
Color vision for foraging for ripe fruit to support that large brain.
Smaller jaw because they cook a lot of their food.
Better binocular vision for precise tool use.
Huh, interesting. Do you have a link?

Huh. I was going to say that the SI timeline had a crossover before the Renegade one did, but it turns out that DC (via Wildstorm) bought the rights to Steel Claw so that isn't true.
 
And I hope that the League do as well."
does

my guess on the darfur situation, my money is legality wise they've been more or less ignoring international law, but the legal situation is confusing enofgh that they can't be charged with anything. Morality wise while all 3 of them are varying levels of ok with killing I don't think any of them would be ok with killing innocents, so they've proably killed a lot of combatants and high level decision makers. It will be interesting to see how effective that is.
Even if they aren't doing anything, just observing (perhaps interfering in stuff that happens in front of them), The League would likely be concerned by Grayven's 'agents' spending a lot of time in Darfur. Especially since it's likely one of the countries they aren't allowed to operate in.
 
So everyone's talking about ponies and not the fact the League and/or the GLs took all the goddamned weapons off the Watchtower.

Despite how they feel about Grayven, spiting their faces is a bad idea.
 
So everyone's talking about ponies and not the fact the League and/or the GLs took all the goddamned weapons off the Watchtower.
On the other hand Guy got GL authorization to upgrade it.
"I ain't on the League. I asked around on Oa and Salaak agreed to upgrade the Watchtower."
It'll be funny if the Paragon Justice League takes OL's offer and upgrades their Watchtower with an Orange Power Battery. Then Renegade side will get a Green Lantern upgraded Watchtower, and Paragonside an Orange Lantern upgraded one.
 
Actually, why would you want legs instead of arms? You would need to wear the equivalent of gloves in order to keep your forefeet clean. Would make cooking a pain, not to mention any type of medical work.
Balance, I'd guess. If you have delicate TK, hands aren't really needed, and human balancing is.... work-intensive.

it's almost like they weren't trying to make the magical talking ponies entirely realistic...
I got the hint from the wings and horns. As well as the talking and colors.

That being said, a winged mammal--- fine. However, a hexaped mammal? Now that's madness.
I guess biologically you could say that the ponies are a race of degenerate winged unicorns, with common defects in lacking either wings or a horn, or both.
 
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