We Are the Gods of a New World Order [Warhammer 50K ~ Warp God Simulator]

The baby Eldar's reaction was great. It sort of makes sense too, since VM has just enough features in common to make her human traits look like an unusual variation of their average body plan.


It also says something about the Aeldari governments of the galaxy that literally being raised in the wilderness results in more socially well adjusted people than whatever Eldar!Dr.Spock recommends. Unintentionally mean is a huge step up from what the Dark Eldar consider a polite greeting after all. :V
 
•_• well. This a thing. Somehow they "survived" maybe now we can rehabilitate them??
Least we expended some.

Besides that, WE HAVE AN ARTIFICIAL-STAR POWER GENERATOR!!! WWWHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Ordo Malleus's fractal wrongness is extremely amusing.
And extremely annoying!
Yesterday I've watched "Fake News" and these lies sound so similar it's revolting. Just as the Imperi...
Hey now, they've got to justify the resources they keep getting.
... it makes sooo much sense!


So I think I speak for us all when I say that we don't need to spend any resources on Expanding Further.
I'd want to argue, but realistically knowing our limits and time constraints won't.

Though I'd ask that (mainly depending on future choices and available time) we take 'Expanding Further' up till Astartes come.
 
Also I would just like to make a note for poor Dana who will have to rewrite the holy book, no matter what the Maiden says, or at least add on some apocrypha. Including eldar, including a psyker into the cult which until now included nothing but former imperials, can't have been easy. There will undoubtedly be people muttering about xenos, no matter that they are the heretics.
 
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Also I would just like to make a note for poor Dana who will have to rewrite the holy book, no matter what the Maiden says, or at least add on some apocrypha. Including eldar, including a psyker into the cult which until now included nothing but former imperials, can't have been easy. there will undoubtedly be people muttering about xenos, no matter that they are the heretics.

meh religion and culture are strong things

when you literal godess interacts directly with you and tells you ''not all xenos are evil'' and educates the new generations into being tolerant,it would take one or 2 generations (50 years) before you see a majority of people turning tolerant

culture is extremely maleable if you have the means to influence wide groups over time

im interested on trying to get some radical mechanicus in our side if posible
 
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Also I would just like to make a note for poor Dana who will have to rewrite the holy book, no matter what the Maiden says, or at least add on some apocrypha. Including eldar, including a psyker into the cult which until now included nothing but former imperials, can't have been easy. there will undoubtedly be people muttering about xenos, no matter that they are the heretics.
If we do need to take a Write An Appendix To The Book action to integrate our new worshipers, I will slam that action as hard as I can. Don't care about the action cost, we need to get this shit in on the ground floor if possible.

I just want to savor the deliciousness of dunking on the Imperium with a prosocial life-oriented faith that embraces multiculturalism. Literally my main goal since the moment the quest began and I voted for the Verdant Maiden. Purity memes out, IDIC in.
 
Wait, those are warp energy generators and not warp based electrical ones right? If Psykers can tap into them instead of drawing from the warp directly then we could significantly boost the amount of power they dan draw with a lower risk of eating perils. Sure our direct support can help, but we can't be everywhere and aren't even close to as influential as the original chaos gods were in the warp. Being able to draw from a distinct, and most importantly clean, source of power would be a huge advantage.
 
meh religion and culture are strong things

when you literal godess interacts directly with you and tells you ''not all xenos are evil'' and educates the new generations into being tolerant,it would take one or 2 generations (5 years) before you see a majority of people turning tolerant

culture is extremely maleable if you have the means to influence wide groups over time

im interested on trying to get some radical mechanicus in our side if posible

The Maiden can only interact directly with the heroes. everyone else would have their souls blow up messily on contact, so it's up to Dana to explain the concept of coreligionist Eldar.
 
@Alectai How are the Eldar integrating into living among our cultists? Is their whole tribe relocated to one of our farms? Do they stay where they are with missionary nannies supporting them? And how does their daily life look now?
Also, what does the official doctrine/book/preaching/lay cultist opinion on them look like? I mean even if they are relatively looking (especially when compared to Verdant biotech) they are still "Alien Beans", so convincing ex-imperials that they are not just covered by the new doctrine of Good Neighbors, but are to become an integral and trusted part of the community must come with some explanation.
 
The Maiden can only interact directly with the heroes. everyone else would have their souls blow up messily on contact, so it's up to Dana to explain the concept of coreligionist Eldar.

probably creating some sort of radio to wich the VM can communicate with others might be important
one of the biggest advantages we have over emps is the ability to be clear with our intentions and directly guide our champions compared to ''vague symbolism in dreams''
 
The Ordo Malleus's fractal wrongness is extremely amusing.
How would the original Chaos Gods and their societies look like if we assume that all the canon lore on them was written and distorted by the Ordo Malleus to a similar extent as they are doing to us?
I mean, they would clearly still not be the good guys, but maybe rational humans worshipping them and planets controlled by them still remaining functional societies fuelled by food instead of infinite warp nonsense would actually make sense.
 
How would the original Chaos Gods and their societies look like if we assume that all the canon lore on them was written and distorted by the Ordo Malleus to a similar extent as they are doing to us?
I mean, they would clearly still not be the good guys, but maybe rational humans worshipping them and planets controlled by them still remaining functional societies fuelled by food instead of infinite warp nonsense would actually make sense.

probably less ''human sacrifice at random'' and more ''human sacrifice in highly ritualistic ways''

for example,the aztecs had a tradition called ''flower wars'' wich basically were raiding incursions into vassal city-states,where they captured warriors and used them as human sacrifice

khornate based societies probably made use of similar systems
 
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[X] Plan Basic Sapping
-[X] Expanding Further (DC 40+)
--[X] Dana
-[X] Sapping the Walls (DC 65)
--[X] Niamh
--[X] Connection
-[X] Here we Stand (Requires 2 Manpower, Dana)
--[X] 3 Manpower, Dana, Layla, Horatio
--[X] Connection, Endurance, Harvest, Weaving
 
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