Dana was doing a great job!
With the initial show of dominance on the part of that Publicani fellow fallen flat, he didn't have much more choice than to simply joke around, claim that he was just 'Testing her resolve', and letting his super protectors set his litter down in the place of one of the chairs. You know it wasn't fake, Dana knows it wasn't fake, it's basically fooling nobody here at all--but the point is that pretending that it's real is letting real important discussion happen instead of…
Well, a bunch of people whipping out shooty things and blasting away and then a lot of people walking away unhappy after an unproductive explosion of violence.
"Now, I will admit that while we were expecting visitors eventually--that we had not quite been expecting three at once." Dana muses after everyone gets all settled in. "Doubly so as I'm almost certain all of you want something completely different given the groups you had arrived with. While I'm entirely happy to accommodate any reasonable requests, it might be best to start with establishing what everybody is doing here."
She takes a moment to assess the group, and sets her gaze on the alien…. Prince? Maybe? Something? "Certainly, we weren't expecting any…"
"Fine gentlemen?" The bald creature chortles. "Oh, it is fine, already this is a far more polite welcome than we normally expect to receive." He's awfully good humored for an abomination you'll admit. "Truth be told, my household and I were seeking some measure of sport--this region of space had a great number of abandoned war machines from the Ka-stil Campaign to target, let alone any poor fellows who grew corrupted under the weight of the years of the Long Night, encountering a human settlement indulging in such strange techniques was a pleasant surprise I will admit though! Your hospitality is an unexpected bonus on top of that!." He reaches for one of the vessels of berry juice left along, takes a moment to sample it, and drinks it with relish. "Even bio-compatible beverages on short notice! Once we're through here, would you mind if I brought a few samples back home?"
Dana nods, seemingly ignoring your wince as all the talking goes on. "I don't see why not, though if you're looking for anything like those Flayers--we've seen them off a good decade back." The Publicani flinches at that, but the alien leans forward. "Yes, we noticed that actually--I would be curious if you would be willing to test the warriors of your household against my own--many of my Immortals are eager to get some exercise against a worthy foes."
Dana ponders the topic, and nods. The alien claps his hands together in good cheer. "Wonderful! My people will speak with your people, and we can work out a fine contest, I'm sure!" He settles back, gesturing for another drink to be poured to your rising horror. You're more than glad then when Dana then gestures to the blue robed man who had come off that rickety thing earlier. The Publicani seems to rustle at the implied snub of being addressed last--but he has little room to debate the effort, given how he embarrassed himself so in the early stages of things.
"Truth be told, we're just looking for a dock, some yardtime, and permission to plumb the asteroid belt for what we need to get ahead on maintenance for once." He shrugs. "Anything else on top of that is just grease on the wheels."
Dana nods. "Reasonable enough, we just got our own dockyards established, we can certainly accommodate those requests."
You look across the table to see the floating bundle of robes and flickering stars waving its hands in front of the fellow's face, babbling something about "But we have to get how they built this thing!" in his face--but he has a firm upper lip, he's a Good Boy too!
She turns her gaze--finally--to the meatball in the middle of the room.
"So, what can I do for the attempted murderer of this planet, master Publicani?" Dana smiles beatifically at that.
Sadly though, it doesn't seem to have the desired effect, whatever it was. He sinks back into his carried throne. "A dismantling of the unsanctioned devices and modifications to the Holy Technologies, a return to the proper way of the Creed, and the disarmament of the population and a punitive tithe of 60% of the planetary gross domestic product over the past ten years, estimated at 300 megatonnes of assorted sanctioned foodstuffs and prometheum assets. Additionally, I will require three million serfs offered up to be distributed as required across the Sector."
Gosh, he just has no shame, does he?
"Mmm, no." Dana dismisses that. "Administratum Guidelines Volume Sixty-three, chapter eighty, guidelines 16 through 30--a frontier world of a population under ten million is obligated a tithe of ten percent of planetary domestic product, and is exempt from tithes of manpower until the fifth generation." She lists the section off piece by piece.
"You seem to be under the impression that you are being given a choice in the matter." The Publicani states. "Already, my Astropath has sent word of the status of this world to the Sector Headquarters, you will submit and turn aside from your heretical ways, or you will be made to submit." He tilts his head back to the stars behind, the orbiting craft behind him revealing the battery of guns.
"And I am informing you--good sir--that you're free to come and have a go if you think you're fucking hard enough." Dana's smile doesn't twitch even a bit. The squirrelly looking robed guy seems to be shrinking back at the sudden upswelling of hostility (The alien guy seems to be watching the show with bated breath.) "But--and this is an important But--I have a giant space tree with an inexhaustible source of power and a friendly goddess at my back who specializes in being a stubborn idiot."
Aww, she really does care!
So she leans forward at that, and smirks.
"So no, mister Taxman--I don't think you can take what I've got."
He pauses at that, self preservation and profit warring with zeal and centuries of conditioning. The latter wins out--as was expected.
"Then so be it' He snorts, and presses a button on his chair. A crack of sudden vacuum as him and his guard are teleported away--you sense the signatures fleeing back to the flagship, but the speed is beyond your ability to interfere.
"How rude" Dana sniffs, and leans back. The guns on the warship begin to power up. "I wasn't lying though when I was talking about these defenses."
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A modern Star Galleon is a thing of brutal calculus, designed for the purpose of extracting as much value from a planet in the shortest period of time possible. Enough cargo space to carry off the spoils of war. Enough berthing to house an army indefinitely--now filled to bursting with mercenaries and household troops. Hangars that can be rapidly repurposed to disgorge squadrons of strike craft or swarms of lifters to move assets with unrivaled speed.
But what most people think about when telling tales of the Star Galleons of the Publicani are their guns.
Once, it was said that the Battle Barge was the last word in planetary assault craft. Agile, heavily armored, with hulking turrets of bombardment cannons capable of tearing apart any it stand against. The pinnacle of shipbuilding technology in that dark age.
While the Adeptus Astartes have evolved their weapons and tactics in the millennia since, their older secrets had been made banal--and a thought occured to the artisans in the greatest shipyards.
"If this was good enough for the Space Marines, it's good enough for us"
A Battle Barge could sport two to three double barreled turrets of Bombardment Cannons
A modern Star Galleon had broadsides of thirty
A rain of planet-killing bombs descended upon the World Tree, a rippling curtain of fire, organized to descend within the same hundred meter radius, any single shot capable of overloading a Void Shield. The logic of this tactic was sound--while a planetary shield had cycle times that dwarfed even the most advanced generators of a voidship, this is generally not inexhaustible. Even if only a single shot from a salvo penetrated--the damage was often enough to cripple a generator, and then more shots got through--the cold logic of numbers winning out against any matter of courage.
But this tactic met its match against the World Tree's defenses. Rooted deep in the planet's mantle, it drew from an inexhaustible supply of thermal energy, feeding into generator-knots, excess stored within the sap as potential electricity.
A blazing green aegis manifested over the world--tinting the skies in the Maiden's light.
Shell after shell slammed in, newborn stars shining in the sky as they exhausted themselves against an unyielding barrier. It did not fade--it did not flicker. It merely stood stoically against the barrage that could bring the most advanced world to its knees.
And when the magazines had been emptied--three thousand shells discharged in the space of five minutes--the radiation cleared--and the World Tree stood pristine, not a single leaf brought to harm.
Cunning minds considered the next move--the defenses were greater than expected, and it would take thirty minutes for the onboard muniton hopper to replace the expended shells. Would a tactical strike be needed to disable this? Perhaps the defense was limited and could not endure forevermore?
Ultimately, the choice was taken from them.
The Canopy's leaves rustled in an unseen wind--titanic vines erupted from it, reaching through the void to the source of danger lurking above. The Star Galleon shuddered as many found it in their quest. Onboard turrets turned their fury onto the vines wrapping about the ship, as the engine bells roared to life, spitting plasma fury to flee the newfound threat. But against the very symbol of a living Goddess--at this range? From this distance?
The vines tensed, and heaved, and the Star Galleon was pulled--meter by meter--into the Canopy. Shields snapped into being, deflecting subsequent salvos aimed to win the craft free--but to no avail.
You settle back at your seat in the Warp, sighing as you witness the display--your counterpart just stared blankly at it, then stared at you.
You tittered softly to yourself, and snapped your Scythe into existence, letting it stand as scepter in your hands. "While mobility is certainly a virtue…" You explain. "There are certain advantages to being a god of stone and soil on their home ground."
The Azure Magus just shook their head.. "I feel like I've been wasting my existence all of a sudden…"
How silly, nobody wastes their existence that way!
Of course, you now did have a rather large fish to deal… You wonder how you should go about cooking it?
[ ] Board the enemy vessel immediately: While your followers haven't had the opportunity to practice much in boarding combat, you have seen before the strength of the Flower Knights in tight quarters, you're sure they'll be able to get the hang of it in a hurry! (Deploy all infantry scale units into the Star Galleon, attempt to seize it. Enemy will have a terrain advantage and whatever surprises a heavily armed tax collector can spring on you--but victory will leave you with an intact vessel--and any prizes carried within.)
[ ] Let them come to you: On the other hand, it might be easier to just let them get their act together and abandon ship. Fighting an opponent on ground of their choosing isn't the best idea, and you don't need a fancy flying space castle that much, do you? (Wait for the Publicani to abandon ship and take the fight to the surface. Allows you to bring your full strength to bear on friendly territory, but likely risks collateral damage on the surface--and if they have a really clever commander, you'll have a hard time winning a battle of maneuver)
You should also decide if you're going to ask for any help while you're at it… Everyone present has assets of their own that could make things go a lot easier… Of course, then they'll expect repayment from it to, which could complicate the later negotiations, while dealing with it entirely yourself will make you look stronger to begin with. Hmmm..
Select from any combination of ordinary invitations, or vote Nobody.
[ ] Invite the Brilliant Sequence
[ ] Invite the Azure Dragoons
[ ] Invite the Sendai Expedition
[ ] Invite Nobody
Vote by Plan, Two Hour Moratorium