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We Are the Gods of a New World Order [Warhammer 50K ~ Warp God Simulator]

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[X] Plan: Checking Our Work

I am deeply interested in learning how to use that Nercron spaceship. Form what little I know, it should be massively more powerful that what the governor has.

I saw someone mention that it is made of 'living metal' so I wonder if we will be able to make weapons based on what it can do.
 
BeepSmile said:
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I am deeply interested in learning how to use that Nercron spaceship. Form what little I know, it should be massively more powerful that what the governor has.

I saw someone mention that it is made of 'living metal' so I wonder if we will be able to make weapons based on what it can do.
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Whether it's genuinely living is a matter for debate. It's right on the borderline, if the flayed ones versus necrons is any indication. It's definitely more advanced than what the governor has, though, albeit not by as much as it would be if this was 40K.
 
[X] Plan: Checking Our Work
[X] Plan A Shield For Our Faithful

Going all in with spreading our influence will definitely get the Governor to action especially if we go to Lambent which has a stone's chance in hell of success
And I think we ought to see what's in our backyard now
 
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I'm kind of thinking that VM comes up with something akin to the Marvel Super Soldier Serum rather than going the knockoff Astartes route. Her doctrine should attract plenty of good potential people for it.
 
TempestK said:
[X] Plan: Checking Our Work

I'm kind of thinking that VM comes up with something akin to the Marvel Super Soldier Serum rather than going the knockoff Astartes route. Her doctrine should attract plenty of good potential people for it.
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Yeah I don't think she'd be keen on creating unfeeling posthuman super soldiers who's only real purpose is to be tools of war. She's more the ploughshares into swords kind of gal. She's a seed girl not a war girl.
 
Alectai said:
Compared to all that, the militia recruitment goes…

Well, it goes.

Okay it's a total embarrassment because a couple of the Knights decided to do some pin-ups as part of the pamphlets, showing off their new uniforms and goodness that's a lot of boys who want to get a shot at getting into them.

Even if it's effective, it's too embarrassing to look at!

[A Well Armed Militia: 29 + 20 (Domains) + 5 (Omake): 54]
[Success! Enough recruits have been found to put together the rudiments of a private militia! They are currently poorly trained, barely armed, and encouraged primarily by the slight but measurable chance of impressing one of the Knights into having a little fun time oh goodness you're so embarrassed this isn't what you wanted at all!]
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I've just had the best worst most interesting idea to increase recruitment.

Given that we are goddess of life, we could, um, branch into, ahem, lifelike plants.

These plants wouldn't actually be sentient (that way leads to all kinds of problems), but they would imitate it pretty convincingly, at least if you don't try to hold a conversation with them.

Of all the Cult's various temptations, none strike more sinisterly at the heart of human weakness than does the Venusian Flytrap. The false promises moaned through the Flytrap's orifices have lured many a young man and woman into its gardens, there to consign their lives and loyalty into the Maiden's hell. On occasion, the faces of previous adherents can be recognized, their souls trapped forever in the throes of servitude, as their bodies writhe uncontrollably in imitation of pleasure. Burn the gardens, for it is a--however brief--mercy for all concerned.
 
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To Name is to Become
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    • To Name is to Become​

    The Foul and Heretical "Cult of Verdance" is known by many names and takes many duplicitous forms in order to better corrupt the weak, unwary and unfaithful. Before we begin analysis of the sinful wretchedness of the Cult of Thorns we must first know the names and shapes that takes to best root it out before the choking weed strangles the life out of Humanity itself.

    First, the names and titles of the Green Witch Itself, who falsely claims godhood to weaken Us from within by stealing the souls away of the faithful and dutiful with lies, false comforts and honeyed words. Among Its Cult It is known first as The Verdant Maiden of Eternal Life, for its first promise, and first lie is that Mankind might live a life unending. A life without suffering! A no more obvious lie there can be, for all men suffer and it is our suffering that binds us together. To Suffer is to know no man might benefit without anothers pain. It is noble and just to suffer, for we would not if the Emperor did not wish it! Thus the first of Its lies is dismantled.

    It is also known as among its foolish followers as The Seven Fold Flower, The Green Lady, The Harvest Crone, She Of The Root and Stalk, Weaver Of The Heart-Thread, Kind Mother Summer, The Autumn Scythe, The Man Crusher and countless others. These that I have listed are among the most common. It is warned that you speak not any name that might bring such a foul creature to mind, for to speak it, for to even think of it is to let it in. I, myself, good reader, have only allowed myself to write this under constant watch by my most trusted of apprentices who is under order to strike me down if they believe me to be corrupted by The Witch-Queen in anyway. I suggest that you do the same in the reading of this tome. I have faith that the Emperor shall protect me from corruption; but if I am to die, I will die knowing I have advanced His Will.

    Now we shall speak of the most common prayers of so called Cult of the Verdant Mother, so that you as a goodly follower of the Ordo Hereticus might know of them and purge their wickedness from Mankind. First is the 'Prayer of Communion' the first prayer any cultist learns. It is this that allows the False Goddess to take the soul of those foolish and unfaithful enough to fall under her sway. It shall be written here, commit to memory what you can and never think it in its fullness, only keep the knowledge so that it might be used against It and Its Cult of Thorns.

    Hear me Maiden,
    Hear me Mother,
    Hear me Crone,
    Seven-Fold Goddess,
    She of Spring, Summer,
    Autumn and Winter,
    She of the Harvest,
    of Life And Death.
    I call on ye, and of your names
    To Name is To Become.
    To Become is To Live.
    To Live Is to Die.
    Ye is the Wheel of Seasons.
    Maiden, Mother, Crone, I pray to you.


    -Chapter 7: The Cult Of Thorns and It's Many Vile Forms
    EXCERPT FROM: ON CULTS MOST FOUL a Trestie by H. No-Sin-Shall-Fall-Upon-Thy-Head of the Ordo Hereticus
    WARNING: Ordo Hereticus EYES ONLY, UNAUTHORIZED ACCESS IS PUNISHABLE BY DEATH TO THE [3rd] GENERATION. IF FOUND SUBMIT TO PUNISHMENT BY NEAREST OFFICIAL.

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    If you notice, the Prayer has 14 lines.
    I figure as the cult evolves so does The Goddess, so she's gonna have more then one form, right? She's Life, She's Death, so the classic face of that is The Morrígan, who had 3 forms, the Maiden, The Mother, and The Crone (Badb, Macha and Nemain) I figure the Archetype would be flouting around in the immaterial realm and it fits our Lady to a t, in my opinion.
     
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    NSMS said:
    She's not so much prudish as inexperienced. Give her a few decades with her cultists, and she'll no doubt be making Slaanesh blush.

    Well... nod approvingly, at least.
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    I feel like if we're getting to that point we're A: stepping on Violet's toes a bit and B:....

    Well think about it: what have we done to get the former god/ess' of excess' aproval?
     
    DragonParadox said:
    You know poor Horatio is going to facepalm so hard when he realized what er... motivates most of his new command. :V
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    Not that different from some classic army recruitment posters/propoganda. Soldiers get all the girls, you'll be the talk of the town etc etc.
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    It's right on the borderline, if the flayed ones versus necrons is any indication.
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    And with some time, effort and proper application of Warp energies we can push it over the borderline.
    VM: "I'm gonna call you Moya." -plants kiss on hull-
    Moya: -happy engine rumbles-
     
    Alectai said:
    Compared to all that, the militia recruitment goes…

    Well, it goes.

    Okay it's a total embarrassment because a couple of the Knights decided to do some pin-ups as part of the pamphlets, showing off their new uniforms and goodness that's a lot of boys who want to get a shot at getting into them.

    Even if it's effective, it's too embarrassing to look at!
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    I'm honestly not sure if this refers to the uniforms or the people that wear them, or both. Being able to flirt with postergirls in uniform while being in uniform yourself just seems like a winner to me, as far propaganda goes.

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