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We Are the Gods of a New World Order [Warhammer 50K ~ Warp God Simulator]

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VM- Manic Pixie Dream Girl Glitter Party throwing sparkles sunshine and rays of hope everywhere praising the heavens that life is great and wants everyone to join the party
Emperor- "Cosmic Yard Stare Blinks Owlishly at us"
 
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BuKoG said:
Once we meet The Emperor *Shudders* i wonder what he's going to say
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RebelYell said:
VM- Manic Pixie Dream Girl Glitter Party throwing sparkles sunshine and rays of hope everywhere saying praising the heavens that life is great
Emperor- "Blinks Owlishly at us"
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"PERISH."

And then we are a smoking smear in the Warp, unless we have attained the highest or near-highest rank in Scope / Divine Scale. Seriously, lets just not try it anytime soon, and neither later in fact. Maybe in the endgame, if we have a reason to actually do that, and can force the man to listen through what we have to say instead of just instantly vaporizing the VM.
 
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meianmaru said:
"PERISH."

And then we are a smoking smear in the Warp, unless we have attained the highest or near-highest rank in Scope / Divine Scale. Seriously, lets just not try it anytime soon, and neither later in fact. Maybe in the endgame, if we have a reason to actually do that, and can force the man to listen through what we have to say instead of just instantly vaporizing the VM.
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I feel bad for the Emperor like after Decades of war and centuries of the chaos gods trying to kill him. He's going to be like that guy with the Vietnam Flashbacks and PSTD
 
If you're going to go into something with an unknown DC, go all in - and from a narrative point of view, we can cover a lot more ground with extra manpower.

[X] Plan: Double-Checking Our Work
-[X] Spread the Word: Graycliff (DC 40)
--[X] Heroic Unit: Dana (1 Use Left)
-[X] Spread the Word: Surf (DC 55)
--[X] Heroic Unit: Dana (0 Uses Left)
--[X] Domains: Connection (3 Uses Left)
-[X] Eyes on the Auxilla (DC 50)
--[X] Manpower Token (1 Use Left)
--[X] Domains: Connection (2 Uses Left)
-[X] Anything else we miss? (Unknown DC)
--[X] Heroic Unit: Horatio (0 Uses Left)
--[X] Manpower Token (0 Uses Left)
--[X] Domains: Connection, Harvest (0 Uses Left)

That said, I'd actually rather train rangers first and then check for missed problems next turn, and there's an existing plan that does that just fine:

[X] Plan A Shield For Our Faithful
 
BuKoG said:
I feel bad for the Emperor like after Decades of war and centuries of the chaos gods trying to kill him. He's going to be like that guy with the Vietnam Flashbacks and PSTD
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That is assuming that the God Emperor of 50k is the very same Emperor of Mankind that carried out the Great Crusade and was placed on the Golden Throne.
The galaxy was split asunder by the devils of the immaterium--a blow to finally cleave asunder the stubborn apes and bring them to the side of the Primordial Annihilator. In this act--they had blundered, the great rift revealing a single system proof against the torrent of power. All eyes turned to it, and those with the ancient knowledge grew to understand its nature.

The forge through which the Gods were born--and where they may be unmade.

Heroes rose from all corners, sailing into the depths of the Void and into this great bastion. Armies of Daemons and traitors stood against them, perhaps understanding the danger of this place. Alliances were made that had not been seen before and may never be seen again--and the collective might of the peoples of the Galaxy stood triumphant, as a great hero took up the Warhammer in the heart of the God Forge--and cast down the powers of the Warp.

None survived the subsequent events that unfolded, the cataclysm unleashed was enough to blot out the heart of the Galaxy and extinguish the storms that plagued it. The Gods fell screaming into incoherence once again, the only survivors of the disaster being the Princes who had enough identity of their own to endure the loss of their masters.
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It's possible (haven't checked the Discord which might say otherwise) that the Emperor died in the process of destroying the Chaos Gods and what now rules over the Imperium is a god forged from the beliefs and faith created by the Imperial Cult.
 
jwolfe_beta said:
what now rules over the Imperium is a god forged from the beliefs and faith created by the Imperial Cult.
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*shudders* Eeesh, now that's a scary thought. Also here's another one. the Emperor came into being in the middle of the Warp being turned into a terror-blender. What are the odds he thought that this state of affairs was the norm? So he'd see the four new gods as merely new faces on the same old evils.
 
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TempestK said:
*hudders* Eesh, now that's a scary thought. Also here's another one. the Emperor came into being in the middle of the Warp being turned into a terror-blender. What are the odds he thought that this state of affairs was the norm? So he'd see the four new gods as merely new faces on the same old evils.
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Even if he didn't hold that opinion, I suspect he;d still want to destroy us.
 
jwolfe_beta said:
That is assuming that the God Emperor of 50k is the very same Emperor of Mankind that carried out the Great Crusade and was placed on the Golden Throne.

It's possible (haven't checked the Discord which might say otherwise) that the Emperor died in the process of destroying the Chaos Gods and what now rules over the Imperium is a god forged from the beliefs and faith created by the Imperial Cult.
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TempestK said:
*hudders* Eesh, now that's a scary thought. Also here's another one. the Emperor came into being in the middle of the Warp being turned into a terror-blender. What are the odds he thought that this state of affairs was the norm? So he'd see the four new gods as merely new faces on the same old evils.
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I mean it'd make sense 50k and shit's still the same as usual for humanity? Its just another Chaos God looping as usual
 
BuKoG said:
I feel bad for the Emperor like after Decades of war and centuries of the chaos gods trying to kill him. He's going to be like that guy with the Vietnam Flashbacks and PSTD
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The Emperor is a genocidal tyrant who is at least partly responsible for the horrors of this the bloated corpse of an Imperium. He is our enemy as surely as any other of the 'thosuands of petty tyrants of the warp' as the VM put it.
 
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Branches in the Void
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    • Branches in the Void​

    For many years the heretical Cult of Thorns, led by the vile Witch-Queen, has corrupted and damned man of the great Imperium, preying on the weak and unwary, with honeyed lies and false promises. And now we see the beginnings of her true plot.

    At first, the cult was shackled at the far fringe on a mere agriworld, where, with her wretchedness and sorcery most foul, started her plans. Even at the beginning, the Witch-Queen has sowed the seeds of her true design: the so-called Belladonnas a forewarning of her perverse nature.

    Now the corruption of the Green Witch spreads in the Void. In the following, we shall speak of these abominable constructs, information that's been painstakingly gathered by the brave sacrifice of Inquisitorial agents, so that we may fight this detestable enemy in His name.


    (-Artistic rendition of Imperial Inquisition)
    Igdrasil, semi-mobile space station tethered in orbit around Verdant controlled regions. From here the Cult can oppress a whole planet, plunder their resources, and produce more abominations through which they spread. Equivalent to Imperial space station, this unholy mockery is but a staging point to spread the Green Witch's vile influence further among the stars.


    (-Artistic rendition of Imperial Inquisition)
    Unlike the noble Imperial Navy pilots, that bravely fly their fighters, the twisted Stephari are but soulless hulls, animated by noxious sorcery. While possessing regenerative power like the Belladonnas and powerful weapons equally threatening to fighters and void ships alike, it is slow, outmatched by the skill and fury of Imperial Navy pilots.


    (-Artistic rendition of Imperial Inquisition)
    While the most powerful void faring vessel recorded, little is known about the Sequi. Cautious is advised while engaging this abominable fusion of plant and metal.


    (-Artistic rendition of Imperial Inquisition)
    Most troubling, the discovery of Seeders shows that the Thorn Cult is preparing to spread its fanatics to new worlds, both within and outside Imperial control. To all Navy captains - prioritize destroying these transports, for even if one survives, their corruption shall grow anew.



    -Chapter 16: The Cult Of Thorns and It's Many Vile Forms
    EXCERPT FROM: ON CULTS MOST FOUL a Trestie by H. No-Sin-Shall-Fall-Upon-Thy-Head of the Ordo Hereticus
    WARNING: Ordo Hereticus EYES ONLY, UNAUTHORIZED ACCESS IS PUNISHABLE BY DEATH TO THE [3rd] GENERATION. IF FOUND SUBMIT TO PUNISHMENT BY NEAREST OFFICIAL.
    -Artistic rendition of Imperial Inquisition for the safety


    A/N:
    Imperial propaganda is Imperial propaganda. A lot of this is half-understood and oft lied by Inquisition. Hope I caught something right.


    Yggdrasil = mythical tree
    Stephanotis = flower type
    Sequoia = biggest/oldest tree
    Seed = the beginning of life
     
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