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New York Island provides the feet, the Massachusetts peninsula the arms, and Maine's the head.

On a more topical note... can someone who's been keeping track of the thread better than me provide a summary of the content that's been posted in the last 24 hours that hasn't had a hand in making work for the mods?

Like, I'm still looking at it with what you said in mind, but I honestly can't see it at all.
 
[] We, the collected people of Novo Chicago, do attest that all people are created equal and have inalienable rights to <ASPIRATIONAL EXPRESSION OF PREFERRED IDEOLOGICAL POSITION> which shall not be infringed by <UNFAVOURED IDEOLOGY> or <FORBIDDEN IDEOLOGY>. We hold as irrevocable and undeniable the right to <PRINCIPLE VALUE 1>, <PRINCIPLE VALUE 2> and <PRINCIPLE VALUE 3> and they may not be denied on basis of <ACCEPTABLE LIST OF CRITERIA>.
[] Where the aforementioned is threatened by <INSIDIOUS FORCES OF WRONG IDEOLOGY> the State shall enlist and empower <RIGHTEOUS GROUPING> to <MEANS OF DECISION MAKING> to defend these rights.

I mean, seems pretty easy? :V
 
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[] We, the collected people of Novo Chicago, do attest that all people are created equal and have inalienable rights to <PREFERRED IDEOLOGICAL POSITION> which shall not be infringed by <UNFAVOURED IDEOLOGY> or <FORBIDDEN IDEOLOGY>. We hold as irrevocable and undeniable the right to <PRINCIPLE VALUE 1>, <PRINCIPLE VALUE 2> and <PRINCIPLE VALUE 3> and they may not be denied on basis of <ACCEPTABLE LIST OF CRITERIA>.
[] Where the aforementioned is threatened by <INSIDIOUS FORCES OF WRONG IDEOLOGY> the State shall enlist and empower <RIGHTEOUS GROUPING> to <MEANS OF DECISION MAKING> to defend these rights.

I mean, seems pretty easy? :V



[hisses in anarchist]

That was a joke; but it is pretty impossible to generalise enough to catch every ideology.

I have an idea. What if instead of arguing about the nitty gritty details of how our economy will work we just go full total war economy and 100% militarized society until all our enemies are broken before us, and THEN we decide what the post-war government and economy will look like?

Because "We're only a military dictatorship until the current crisis is over" has a tendency to end with the crisis inexplicably lasting. And lasting. And lasting.
 
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[hisses in anarchist]

That was a joke; but it is pretty impossible to generalise enough to catch every ideology.
My thanks, my anarcho-syndicalist <expression-of-camaraderie>.
[] Where the aforementioned rights are threatened by <INSIDIOUS FORCES OF WRONG IDEOLOGY> the <APPROVED LEVEL OF COLLECTIVE ORGANISATION> shall enlist and empower <RIGHTEOUS GROUPING> to <MEANS OF DECISION MAKING> to defend these rights.
 
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(Roleplaying as actual delegates to the Conference is not essential, but I know a lot of you are thinking about doing it already. Go ahead, enjoy yourselves, if you care to. ;))

Oh, just noticed this. I've been bitten by the writing bug, let's see what I can do...

*The Chicago Convention, 2074*

*An old man in a surplus military jacket stands up from his seat, one of many in what was once the Chicago City Hall*

Lotsa arguing going on around here. Heh. Why shouldn't there be? We're deciding the fate of the nation, after all.

*The old man takes a shaky breath, before continuing*

I'll admit that I don't understand the debate going on right now. I was scientist, and a soldier before that; never a politician or accountant. But I understand one thing: This damn deadlock is getting us nowhere. It doesn't matter if we're Reds, Whites, or Blues.

*The old man gestures to the socialist, republican, and libertarian factions, respectively*

What does matter is that we are all Americans. We uphold values like freedom, and democracy. And if we can agree on one thing, it's that those limp-dick, misogynistic, Victorian bastards can rot in hell.

*Another breath, stronger this time*

Almost 300 years ago, our mothers and fathers rose up against the tyranny of a distant, oppressive monarch. They were also divided, as we are now. Granted, George III was a hell of a better man than Alex could ever dream of, and the Founding Fathers weren't saints. But it's a good comparison. Anyway, we need to follow the example set down by the Continental Congress: Compromise. Reach an agreement that we can all be okay with, if nothing else. As long as the New America is free and prosperous.

Let the Star Spangled Banner fly over America once more; hopefully I'll limp on long enough to see it. Thank you.

*The old man sits back down, his speech over*
 
Right, I don't really have anything to add so I'm going to leave until something funny happens or the vote starts.

Till then, whatever plan is the most pro-gun will get my vote. Chao.
 
[] We, the collected people of Novo Chicago, do attest that all people are created equal and have inalienable rights to <ASPIRATIONAL EXPRESSION OF PREFERRED IDEOLOGICAL POSITION> which shall not be infringed by <UNFAVOURED IDEOLOGY> or <FORBIDDEN IDEOLOGY>. We hold as irrevocable and undeniable the right to <PRINCIPLE VALUE 1>, <PRINCIPLE VALUE 2> and <PRINCIPLE VALUE 3> and they may not be denied on basis of <ACCEPTABLE LIST OF CRITERIA>.
[] Where the aforementioned is threatened by <INSIDIOUS FORCES OF WRONG IDEOLOGY> the State shall enlist and empower <RIGHTEOUS GROUPING> to <MEANS OF DECISION MAKING> to defend these rights.

I mean, seems pretty easy? :V
Your forgot the part about pizza.
 
Your forgot the part about pizza.
Or... did I? Read it again.

[] We, the collected people of Novo Chicago, do attest that all people are created equal and have inalienable rights to <ENJOY THE BEST PIZZA THATS CHICAGO STYLE PIZZA OBVIOUSLY> which shall not be infringed by <NEW YORK STYLE PIZZA> or <CHEESE STEAKS>. We hold as irrevocable and inalienable the rights to <DEEP DISH>, <DELICIOUS TOPPINGS> and <PURCHASE BY THE SLICE> and they may not be denied on basis of <TOMATO SHORTAGES>.

See?
Truly, this constitution is all things to all people. You just have to read it with an open mind, let the prompts guide you, and substitute the first thing you think of, whatever seems most natural.
 
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Right, I don't really have anything to add so I'm going to leave until something funny happens or the vote starts.

Till then, whatever plan is the most pro-gun will get my vote. Chao.
I propose that our new constitution be written in gun-letters. Instead of signatures, it's signed with targets displaying each signatory's shot grouping at 25 metres. All lawmakers must have guns in place of hands, and they fire into the air for yes, into the ground for abstaining, and into their opponent's chest for a vote against.
 
Or... did I?

[] We, the collected people of Novo Chicago, do attest that all people are created equal and have inalienable rights to <ENJOY THE BEST PIZZA THATS CHICAGO STYLE PIZZA OBVIOUSLY> which shall not be infringed by <NEW YORK STYLE PIZZA> or <CHEESE STEAKS>. We hold as irrevocable and undeniable the right to <DEEP DISH>, <DELICIOUS TOPPINGS> and <PURCHASE BY THE SLICE> and they may not be denied on basis of <TOMATO SHORTAGES>.
Chicago-style pizza is the one Chicago export I will fight for. It proves your strength over the weak. ;)
 
Or... did I? Read it again.

[] We, the collected people of Novo Chicago, do attest that all people are created equal and have inalienable rights to <ENJOY THE BEST PIZZA THATS CHICAGO STYLE PIZZA OBVIOUSLY> which shall not be infringed by <NEW YORK STYLE PIZZA> or <CHEESE STEAKS>. We hold as irrevocable and undeniable the right to <DEEP DISH>, <DELICIOUS TOPPINGS> and <PURCHASE BY THE SLICE> and they may not be denied on basis of <TOMATO SHORTAGES>.

See?
Truly, this constitution is all things to all people. You just have to read it with an open mind, let the prompts guide you, and substitute the first thing you think of, whatever seems most natural.
....But I like cheesteak sandwiches!
 
It's tomato soup in a bread bowl. Some people like that kind of thing, but I'm not sure I'd call it pizza.
Still more edible than an upjumped grease stain.

On a more serious note, is there anything that there's been a general consensus on that doesn't involve food? Elections good? Victoria bad? Comprehensive education because Fuck the Retro Ideology?
 
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