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That Time I Became A Dictator Of A Small Asian Communist Nation

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[X][Jungming - Traits: Trusting, Idealist, Vengeful] Such amazing technology, abused to make... slaves, to try to make a servant caste. But the capitalist can and must fail as he failed to turn other humans by 'race' into inherent slaves, somehow naturally servile and incapable of rebellion. They must be reached out to as all minority groups are. It cannot be possible to create humans who love to suffer and hate freedom... surely?
[X][Guangchou People] Give us your tired, your poor, your huddled masses, for we are the People of The Most Glorious Democratic People's Republic of Guangchou, Light of All Nations, Defender of ALL Humanities, and Paradise on Earth, and we accept you as you are.
 
[X][Jungming - Traits: Trusting, Idealist, Vengeful] Such amazing technology, abused to make... slaves, to try to make a servant caste. But the capitalist can and must fail as he failed to turn other humans by 'race' into inherent slaves, somehow naturally servile and incapable of rebellion. They must be reached out to as all minority groups are. It cannot be possible to create humans who love to suffer and hate freedom... surely?
[X][People] we're gonna have to update all the inscriptions and documents again...
 
[X][Jungming - Traits: Trusting, Idealist, Vengeful] Such amazing technology, abused to make... slaves, to try to make a servant caste. But the capitalist can and must fail as he failed to turn other humans by 'race' into inherent slaves, somehow naturally servile and incapable of rebellion. They must be reached out to as all minority groups are. It cannot be possible to create humans who love to suffer and hate freedom... surely?
[X][People] we're gonna have to update all the inscriptions and documents again...
 
[X][Jungming - Traits: Trusting, Idealist, Vengeful] Such amazing technology, abused to make... slaves, to try to make a servant caste. But the capitalist can and must fail as he failed to turn other humans by 'race' into inherent slaves, somehow naturally servile and incapable of rebellion. They must be reached out to as all minority groups are. It cannot be possible to create humans who love to suffer and hate freedom... surely?
[X][People] we're gonna have to update all the inscriptions and documents again...

well, then we accidentally caused the early collapse of the soviet union, and the civil war is brewing in china soon in addition to the minor problem of our nation's healthcare collapse, shows how successful we are in kinda screwing over the Comintern power block but hay at least we introduced mechas into the timeline with the iron tigers and properly advance lqgt right by a couple of decades so it was properly worth it

but seriously we have introduced an ai system that was designed to root out corruption in a society that revolves around corruption and a government that is known to purge certain elements for even perceived disloyalty let alone actual disloyalty like what corruption is technical.
 
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    • Scheduled vote count started by HeroCooky on Dec 5, 2022 at 5:34 PM, finished with 42 posts and 12 votes.
    • [X][Jungming - Traits: Trusting, Idealist, Vengeful] Such amazing technology, abused to make... slaves, to try to make a servant caste. But the capitalist can and must fail as he failed to turn other humans by 'race' into inherent slaves, somehow naturally servile and incapable of rebellion. They must be reached out to as all minority groups are. It cannot be possible to create humans who love to suffer and hate freedom... surely?
      [X][Guangchou People] Give us your tired, your poor, your huddled masses, for we are the People of The Most Glorious Democratic People's Republic of Guangchou, Light of All Nations, Defender of ALL Humanities, and Paradise on Earth, and we accept you as you are.
      [X] [People] we're gonna have to update all the inscriptions and documents again...
      [X][Jungming - Traits: Trusting, Idealist, Vengeful] A speech, for all humanities to hear. One calling for an understanding, Pandora's Box once opened can not be shut as the westerner says, but as they say in Guangchou, balance is needed. A balance between love and compassion to those willed into this world against their will. Their existence is not the fault of their own, these Homo Lupus. Whether it was some form of divine intervention from god, gods, spirits, or man does not matter. These people exist. They love and worry the same as any of us. If the world can not accept that, then Guangchou can accept that. We are, if nothing else, a nation of love. One which has toiled endlessly to ensure the world can be a better place, one free of the deranged capitalist, or the homicidal dictator. Send us your "abominations" let us take in your monsters and demons. We will accept them as our own blood, our brothers and sisters. Communism is eternal and endless, and so is our love.
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    The Entire World: Holy Fucking Shitballs! You did WHAT?!?

    Guangchou: Sigh. Now we need to change the paperwork. And the signs. That'll take a few weeks of overtime.
     
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    • Saw my option for the people won that's beautiful. Or is it tied? Or did both win? I'm glad the other jungming option won, I had a hard time coming up with something good for him in that omake.
     
    yeastmobile said:
    Saw my option for the people won that's beautiful. Or is it tied? Or did both win?
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    Both are kinda jacket like pants. Mainly the same, but the tone is different, so both get applied.
    Pigeon said:
    @HeroCooky I saw the broad strokes but how are religions doing more specifically after the lupus dudes creation in an underground Nazi bunker?
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    In broad strokes (mainly because I am not perfectly familiar with the theological implications/stances this would elicit, so anyone more familiar: please chime in!) are;

    Catholic Christianity: Medieval Pope said they (Wolf People (which actually happened, I am not pulling this out of my ass)) have souls, so...solved??? Uh...yep. Solved!

    American Christianity: *Rabid Meltdown/Horrified Condemnation (of the Wolfsmenschen)*

    Other Christianity: Varied, but horrified. Generally seeing the Wolfsmenschen as victims and in need of saving.

    Islam: Nuclear Meltdown of their faiths coherency as every possible stance gets followers.

    Orthodox Judaism: Beyond Rage, in the deep mists of cold hatred. See them as both the extent of the evil of past (Nazi) Germany, and utter violation of God.

    Other Judaism Faiths: Beyond Rage, in the deep mists of cold hatred. See them as people who have suffered as much (most likely more) than their people (and others) ever have under the hands of fascists.

    Animists: Animal People, huh. Neat. Also, slightly horrific.

    Bhuddists: Synaptic Short-Cuircuit as they try to comprehend the amount of suffering these people had to endure.

    Hindu: Fuck if I know.
     
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    HeroCooky said:
    Medieval Pope said they (Wolf People (which actually happened, I am not pulling this out of my ass)) have souls, so...solved??? Uh...yep. Solved!
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    Wait what. Not out of character for medieval people, but still. WTH.

    Also, we're totally going to make all sorts of tiger people aren't we.
     
    HeroCooky said:
    In broad strokes (mainly because I am not perfectly familiar with the theological implications/stances this would elicit, so anyone more familiar: please chime in!) are;
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    I am an atheist so I won't pretend to talk in the name of any religion, that said, I would like to add my grain of knowledge.

    Jewish religion teaches that there's no one true interpretation of the religious texts and indeed theological debates are part of their religious traditions so I imagine that their theological stand is still developing and will be doing so for some time.

    On the other hand, Christianity argues that there's one right way of interpreting God's teachings so it stands to reason that their theological stand will depend on the christian church they follow, that said, they are not totally monolithic. From my personal experience with the Catholic Church I can say that while all of them will assent with whatever the Pope says they might still disagree, specifically certain religious orders (maybe societies is a better word) like say the Franciscans or the Opus Dei, and try to sway the Pope or make sure that the next Pope is more simpathetic towards their position. What I mean to say is that suffieciently popular churches will have dissenting factions on how to apply the Bible.​
     
    dgr11897 said:
    Wait what. Not out of character for medieval people, but still. WTH.

    Also, we're totally going to make all sorts of tiger people aren't we.
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    Fun Fact: If I recall correctly, that ruling was made during the time when there was a sort of werewolf craze going around (alongside "witch" burnings), including a village with an order of soul astral-projecting werewolf warriors of christ fighting in the dreams of people against demons.

    The witch hunters didn't touch them, 'cause they were too weirded out.

    Also, lol, you ain't gonna do that unless you go hardcire implants/prothestics to make cyborg people. Every communist nation will treat the tech from there like a plagued rat for the immediate future. And the west is unlikely to fork it over without you paying middle-men to smuggle it.
     
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    HeroCooky said:
    American Christianity: *Rabid Meltdown/Horrified Condemnation (of the Wolfsmenschen)*
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    And by "American Christianity" you mean "evangelical Protestantism mostly," right?

    Islam: Nuclear Meltdown of their faiths coherency as every possible stance gets followers.
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    I mean, if you were zooming out on any other religion you'd get the same result? Christianity had a nuclear meltdown of coherency on this issue too, it's just that we're more ready to internalize that Christianity is subdivided.

    Hindu: Fuck if I know.
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    Probably "see also animists" in this case? It's not really super-duper their problem, and it challenges humanity's place in the universe very little if you're fundamentally secure about the fact that the gods repeatedly created races of talking monkeys whatsoever, as opposed to having only created one race of talking monkeys which is you, dammit the way the Christians think. :D
     
    HeroCooky said:
    Both are kinda jacket like pants. Mainly the same, but the tone is different, so both get applied.

    In broad strokes (mainly because I am not perfectly familiar with the theological implications/stances this would elicit, so anyone more familiar: please chime in!) are;

    Catholic Christianity: Medieval Pope said they (Wolf People (which actually happened, I am not pulling this out of my ass)) have souls, so...solved??? Uh...yep. Solved!

    American Christianity: *Rabid Meltdown/Horrified Condemnation (of the Wolfsmenschen)*

    Other Christianity: Varied, but horrified. Generally seeing the Wolfsmenschen as victims and in need of saving.

    Islam: Nuclear Meltdown of their faiths coherency as every possible stance gets followers.

    Orthodox Judaism: Beyond Rage, in the deep mists of cold hatred. See them as both the extent of the evil of past (Nazi) Germany, and utter violation of God.

    Other Judaism Faiths: Beyond Rage, in the deep mists of cold hatred. See them as people who have suffered as much (most likely more) than their people (and others) ever have under the hands of fascists.

    Animists: Animal People, huh. Neat. Also, slightly horrific.

    Bhuddists: Synaptic Short-Cuircuit as they try to comprehend the amount of suffering these people had to endure.

    Hindu: Fuck if I know.
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    Machine And Cyber Cults: *SIGH* Great. More meatbags...
     
    HeroCooky said:
    Fun Fact: If I recall correctly, that ruling was made during the time when there was a sort of werewolf craze going around (alongside "witch" burnings), including a village with an order of soul astral-projecting werewolf warriors of christ fighting in the dreams of people against demons.

    The witch hunters didn't touch them, 'cause they were too weirded out.

    Also, lol, you ain't gonna do that unless you go hardcire implants/prothestics to make cyborg people. Every communist nation will treat the tech from there like a plagued rat for the immediate future. And the west is unlikely to fork it over without you paying middle-men to smuggle it.
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    Paying middle men to smuggle it isn't a bad idea. The whole wolf person thing is kind of useless, but the techniques developed are likely to have far reaching spinoff applications in medicine and biosciences.
     
    HeroCooky said:
    Catholic Christianity: Medieval Pope said they (Wolf People (which actually happened, I am not pulling this out of my ass)) have souls, so...solved??? Uh...yep. Solved!
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    If I'm remembering this part of history right, the current approach also has something of a precedent with the Catholic Church's approach with South America. From what I understand based on an article I read an indeterminate amount of time ago whose main subject I don't even remember, the Catholic Church became one of the most trusted institutions on the continent because of how crucial they were to preserving human rights there during the time of colonisation. They aimed to quickly establish the natives there as humans and people, created a doctrine of compassion that wouldn't rely on shared European history to bind people together, and were acting with the specific intent to avert the kind of stuff that was going on in North America regarding atrocities and slavery and the like.

    So for both Catholic Christianity and American Christianity, it seems to be second verse same as the first.

    Also, I believe the Church's current position is that aliens from outer space can be baptised, but don't know how old that position is, just that Francis is up for it.
     
    HeroCooky said:
    Fun Fact: If I recall correctly, that ruling was made during the time when there was a sort of werewolf craze going around (alongside "witch" burnings), including a village with an order of soul astral-projecting werewolf warriors of christ fighting in the dreams of people against demons.

    The witch hunters didn't touch them, 'cause they were too weirded out.
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    Andres said:
    So for both Catholic Christianity and American Christianity, it seems to be second verse same as the first.
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    With some variation. Cause the with hunts were so endemic in spite of the church being vocally against the practice. Stating that there were no witches. Of course, it didn't do much when people kinda ignored that.
    Which incidentally also explains the religion=anti-science misconception. Borne because certain parts of the faith don't take kindly to anything that suggests the bible might be wrong.
     
    "Remember that one time when Jesus took all of his group's bread and fish and distributed it equally to everyone? Jesus was a communist, people. Wake up."

    - The Great Leader Diaries (UNCUT VERSION) Volume XV, Wei Jungmin, 1980
     
    abominable said:
    Central distribution. A proponent of Planned Economy as well!!! :V
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    I don't think it counts as planned, because I don't think Jesus warned anyone to pack lunch before the trip, or for that matter to not bother packing lunch. And he certainly didn't set any production quotas or anything.

    I think he was just sort of YOLOing it, which works pretty well when you're the Son of God and have very righteous instincts about making sure everyone gets a snack.
     
    Simon_Jester said:
    I don't think it counts as planned, because I don't think Jesus warned anyone to pack lunch before the trip, or for that matter to not bother packing lunch. And he certainly didn't set any production quotas or anything.

    I think he was just sort of YOLOing it, which works pretty well when you're the Son of God and have very righteous instincts about making sure everyone gets a snack.
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    Psh. As if we need to announce plans to the masses. Ever heard of God's Plan? :V
     
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