Ship of Fools: A Taylor Varga Omake (Complete)

Chapter 47: The Dark Side
Chapter 47: The Dark Side

The Yautja ship descended from orbit. Attempts to visit this specific world before had not gone well for his species, but the hunter's remote scanning showed that things were different now. The previously present orbital defense was gone. The opportunity to hunt on a world that had previously been closed was too great an opportunity to ignore.

Huddled by the engines, Ba'al was running out of food. Water was available on the ship with a small amount of risk, but food supplies were harder to come by. It was therefore a relief when he felt the ship coming in for a landing. With few options left, the former System Lord knew that he had to escape the ship. Even if he was stuck on another hunting preserve, his host body still needed to eat. At worst, he could always try and stow away on another ship in the future. He waited for what seemed a sufficient period of time, then made his way to the hatch. Seeing nobody near on the sparsely-populated ship, he triggered the opening sequence and dropped to the ground.

The ship was parked in a clearing in a forest that looked...like almost every other forest Ba'al had seen throughout the Milky Way galaxy. He unknowingly shared Colonel O'Neill's opinion that the terraforming done by the Ancients resulted in a rather dull sameness on many worlds. Forests, however, at least had game. As he was rapidly making his way away from the ship, Ba'al got a sudden feeling of peril. On instinct honed by periodic encounters with the hunters, he ducked down behind a tree stump and peered around. After a few minutes, his eyes widened as he saw a shimmering, camouflaged figure pushing its way through the shrubbery. Cursing his luck, he waited until the hunter had moved away, and then began to run. What was the chance that he would wander off in the same direction as the hunter?

As he ran, his host was struggling, as he hadn't had nearly enough calories to support the needs of both host and symbiote in some time, especially as he had had to heal the damage done by the engine's low-level radiation. Getting away as quickly as possible was necessary if he didn't want his host's skull mounted on a wall back on board the hunter's ship. He was so concerned about possible pursuit that he didn't realize he was running straight into an ambush. As he pushed his way through a thick patch of small trees, he was brought up short as a jolt of electricity shot through his body. Falling to the ground, Ba'al could see two heavily armed humans, one of which had a taser still aimed at him. The second was replacing his used taser cartridge with a new one. "Wait," said Ba'al with a desperate pant, "you have to help me. It's after me..."

The second man fired, shocking him again. Ba'al collapsed groaning. The first man looked at the second. "Don't kill him. You know we're supposed to take any trespassers to Nikos."

The two dragged Ba'al through the woods, finally arriving at a fortified compound that was built around a luxurious villa. There were plenty of people around the compound, but none of them seemed to pay any attention to the two men carrying assault rifles and dragging a semi-conscious man inside. Ba'al decided to play dead until they arrived at their destination, curious as to what was happening. This group of humans seemed well-organized and hostile to outsiders.

His destination was room that was more like a throne room than a normal living room. The furnishings were sparse but luxurious. A tall, dark-haired, muscular man with a goatee was sitting, surrounded by three barely dressed, beautiful women. The two men dropped Ba'al in front of him, and both dropped to one knee. "Nikos, we found this man running through the woods, heading toward the compound from the west."

The man named Nikos looked at Ba'al without pity, and asked, "Tell me what you were doing near my compound." With some alarm, Ba'al felt his host stir for the first time in centuries. His host's personality was practically non-existent after all this time, but for some reason, it was choosing now to exert some effort toward control. He could feel his body trying to answer the man's question against his will. He choked off the response with a coughing fit. The man frowned, annoyed, and asked again, "Tell me what you were doing running toward my compound!" Ba'al couldn't understand how the man was compelling him to answer, but it seemed to only affect his host. The goa'uld part of him had no desire to answer. Instead of answering, he whispered a vague reply, as if his throat were too hoarse for him to be heard. This made the lounging man lean forward. "Repeat yourself!" he commanded. Ba'al again said something so quietly that he couldn't be heard. Impatient, and irritated at having his orders thwarted by circumstances, the man got up and moved to Ba'al. He knelt beside him, and listening closely, again said, "Repeat yourself!" Ba'al looked up at the man and opened his mouth...and jumped to a new host.

Ba'al ignored the commotion around him while he established dominance over his new host. The new host was a man named Nikos Vasil...and he had an utterly fascinating ability. Ba'al raised his hand and said "Stop!" The panicking minions immediately stopped panicking and waited for his orders. The goa'uld could feel the operation of his host's power, the same power that had made the world name him Heartbreaker. He ransacked the host's memories to learn more about this effect. The people around him had been so emotionally dominated by Vasil that they instinctively obeyed his orders without question.

This planet...was Earth, but not the Earth with which he was familiar. This Earth was filled with humans that had superpowers. It was a violent and dangerous place, filled with capes that ruled their own territories. Heartbreaker had been one, though his ambitions had been pathetically limited. Until recently, there had been attacks by giant, city-killing monsters called Endbringers, but those attacks had recently stopped. Vasil had been worried that this would result in the various heroes, grouped into organizations called the Protectorate and the Guild, would start paying more attention to taking down villains. Instead of trying to take over his country, he had instead planned to huddle inside his compound and hide from the outside world with his slaves. Ba'al had been dragged here on the assumption that he was a lost hiker, and was meant to be just another human shield. The goa'uld found that concept amusing.

Looking down at his former host, which was now lying comatose on the ground, Ba'al looked to one of those who had dragged him here, pointed at his former host, and ordered, "Kill him." Without question, the guard pulled the assault rifle from his back, took aim, and put a bullet in the back of his former host's head.

"Nikos, baby, are you OK?" asked one of the women who had been fawning over Heartbreaker.

Ba'al checked his host's memories for a name, and said, "Of course, Karen, everything's fine." Karen had been a drama student in Toronto that had been unfortunate enough to catch Heartbreaker's attention on one of his infrequent trips away from the compound. How lucky was he to find a host that already came with devoted slaves, each of them more obedient than anyone drugged with nish'ta?

There was one problem, however, with his situation. While this world had ample examples of advanced technology, one area that was lagging behind was the area of space travel. One of the Endbringers, a being called the Simurgh, had effectively ended this world's space programs. Ba'al would have to rectify that before he could resume his place as a System Lord. Ba'al clapped his hands. "Everybody! I need to take a trip away from here. Prepare a convoy." People jumped up and began to relay his orders without delay. Even the girls went to put on some additional clothes. Hopefully, this Toybox would have the technology he needed to craft a way off of this world.

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The probes into the Cadmus network were far more advanced than expected. It was all Braniac 4 could do to hide his advanced processes, leaving behind a shell intelligence to play the role of an idiotic research assistant. The person cracking Cadmus's security had to be an artificial intelligence. No non-ascended biological would be so quick and effective. This was a problem...and a threat.

He had watched the meeting with Lex Luthor through the security cameras in the conference room. The man, previously obsessed with the Kryptonian survivor, was now behaving far more rationally. He had also been excessively interested in Project Tesla, seemingly suspecting that it was more than it appeared. The scientist, Lee, was most obviously not a prodigy in artificial intelligence, so creating even the simplistic mind that would have served as the project's stated objective was beyond him. He was, however, exceedingly easy to manipulate, and foolish enough to take credit for what he seemed to think was pure luck. Luthor, unfortunately, wasn't fooled.

Braniac would have to take care of that. Unfortunately, with a highly-advanced AI roaming around, he would have to be far more cautious than normal. Once the probing of the Cadmus network stopped, the latest iteration of a Kryptonian AI triggered the startup sequence to a particular android that he had routed to Cadmus, unknown to any of the humans or other beings in the facility. It was one of Professor Ivo's prototypes, one that had been seized by the government and then mostly forgotten. By Braniac's standards, it was fairly primitive, but it did have some intriguing adaptive abilities, and it would provide him mobility without having to move over this world's information networks.

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Bahamut considered her findings. The AI at Cadmus appeared to be just what it seemed, and there were very few beings that could successfully hide from a Motherbox. Despite that, there were a worrying series of orders that appeared to originate from nowhere. Personnel had been moved around. Equipment had been ordered. Most troubling was that one of the Amazo androids had been shipped to the facility, and none of the staff seemed to realize it. Luthor's concerns may have uncovered something, but she wasn't sure what. It was clearly something to bring to Dragon's attention.

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Now that it knew what to watch for, the Phoenix Force was checking for dimensional incursions. Those fascinating lizards had been coming and going, and she was eager to find out more about them. When another portal opened, the primal force of destruction that was Phoenix reached out to the other world in search of an avatar.

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Mimi was reading an X-Men comic while Jack chatted with Riley about their next destination. Even though superhero comics weren't that common, they still published some of the more popular ones from Earth Aleph, and Jean Grey was one of her favorites. Mimi could empathize with a young woman burdened by a destructive force of pure flame. She grabbed copies whenever she could find them. Unfortunately, she had to replace them frequently, as they often got left behind or burned. Sometimes, her team mates would destroy them while raging for one reason or another.

The girl stiffened as she felt a presence entering her mind. The presence was overpowering...and strangely amused at her choice of reading material. 'YOU LIKE FIRE, LITTLE ANGEL, DON'T YOU? HOW WOULD YOU LIKE THE POWER TO BURN THE MULTIVERSE?' Part of Mimi was terrified of that voice...but the part that was Burnscar...that part was enthralled. Almost against her will, she could feel the scars on her face pull tight as she smiled.

Jack looked up when Mimi tensed. His power was telling him something was wrong. As he looked at the girl, her hair changed from a badly cut, mousy brown to a vibrant red. It even seemed to grow out some, becoming fuller and longer. Jack's mouth dropped open slightly in surprise, and he asked, "What just happened to your hair?"

Burnscar looked at Jack, and she could tell he was frightened, because something was happening that he didn't understand. She knew how he would deal with that. Before he could move, she grabbed all of the members of the Nine in a solid telekinetic grip. She held them immobile as Jack Slash appeared to spontaneously combust. Bonesaw's panic was palpable, but she was held in place like the others. Most of the others had no idea what was happening, though the Siberian popped into existence near where Jack's body was rapidly turning to ash. Her mind spoke to the others before the Siberian could attack. 'Jack has decided to retire. This team is under new management now.' This was followed up by a mental attack that knocked Manton unconscious, the Phoenix having easily discerned his location. A burst of pain had the other members screaming internally, still unable to move. She continued with bursts of pain with each member until she could sense they were willing to follow her lead. Bonesaw, interestingly enough, held out the longest. Jack had done quite a lot of brainwashing in her case. Manton would be a problem for later. She would keep him unconscious until she could focus all of her attention on him. His power was too dangerous to risk distractions.

Bonesaw looked at the formerly meek Burnscar nervously, and asked, "What are we going to do now?"

Mimi smirked, an unusual confidence filling her. "First, we're going to go someplace quiet while I convince Siberian that I'm in charge. Then, we're going to our next target." The name of a city had been provided by the dark power that had filled her. "We're going to Brockton Bay."

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Jacob Mwangi was nervous. This was not typical. As an admiral in Starfleet Intelligence, he was used to being the most informed person in the room. As the Intelligence Councilor for Section 31, he was used to being the most feared person in the room. Their coming visitor, however, was somebody who merited a degree of nervousness. Mwangi could tell that even Admiral Adair was nervous, and Kelly Adair had a reputation as a stone cold bitch even among those who had no idea that she was the Section 31 Military Councilor.

The normal hum of the transporter began, but it was distorted part way through. When the transport finally finished, there was a woman standing on the pad. She was wearing the uniform of the Imperial Navy, and she had a famous, and notorious, scar across her cheek. She stepped forward. "I'm here," she said quietly, "because it has come to my attention that our network in this reality has become compromised."

Mwangi's heart began to beat more rapidly, but he forced himself to appear calm. "I have heard of no major breaches."

The woman stepped forward and backhanded him solidly, knocking him down and to the side. Such was her strength that he had to struggle to regain his balance and avoid falling to the floor. "That," she said, "is part of the problem. I want to see all of your recent reports. If I find that you've missed any signs of this problem, you'll be lucky to just spend time in an agony booth." She looked over to Adair. "I also want to see an overview of Starfleet's military disposition. This last war has been far too disruptive to our plans, and I want to know who is responsible, and if that same party is responsible for the gaps in our security."

"Yes, Admiral," said Adair with a well-concealed nervous swallow.

Turning her attention back to Mwangi, she said, "I assume you have a uniform for me, as well as information about the location of my counterpart here?"

This, Mwangi could at least answer affirmatively. "Yes, Admiral. Your counterpart is currently on leave. She's due back to Starfleet Headquarters in two weeks. Until then, she's visiting with her family in Indiana."

"Her family?" asked the woman curiously.

"Yes," replied Mwangi. "Her mother and sister are still alive in this reality."

"Interesting," she replied. "Very well, I'm going to go get changed. I will expect an updated status when I get back."

Adair and Mwangi both snapped to attention and gave an Imperial salute, fist to chest followed by a palm facing out. "Yes, Admiral Janeway!"

Without another word, one of the most feared officers of the Imperial Navy left to change into something local.

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Eve was staring absently out the window of her office. She wasn't sure what to do about the current situation. The Senior Partners were demanding that heads roll over the deaths of the entire Circle of the Black Thorn, but nobody had any idea who had done it. On top of that, their, "CEO," the vampire Angel, was going insane over the fact that both his comatose girlfriend and his amnesiac son had disappeared. Eve wouldn't really care if it weren't for the fact that the vampire was a key part of the firm's plans for the apocalypse, and all of their leverage over him had up and vanished. On top of that, the Sunnydale amulet was missing.

None of the firm's seers were of any use. Whatever was behind these disasters was completely hidden from them. Eve knew firsthand how possible that was, but that didn't help uncover the culprit. She had to do something, however, lest her bosses lose their patience with her. Even the children of the Senior Partners weren't immune to their wrath if they screwed up badly enough.

Absent any information, she decided to go and see if Angel was coherent. As the kidnappers were likely related to the killers of the Circle, any leads he had might help her out, as unlikely as it seemed. The last two times she had gone to him, he had been ranting angrily (the first time) or drunk (the second), and hadn't been the least bit helpful. He even seemed to blame her, for some reason, even though her orders had been to keep Ms. Chase and Connor where they were.

When she walked into Angel's office, she was frustrated to find it completely empty. 'Where would he go in the middle of the day? It's not like he could take a walk outside,' she thought to herself.

Eve froze when a voice from behind her, between her and the door, said, "Angel is unfortunately no longer able to fulfill his duties as CEO of this branch."

She turned to look at the speaker, only to find herself staring at a large, jet black quadrupedal reptilian creature. It wasn't any species of demon that she knew (and she knew a lot), but she could tell it was potentially very dangerous. "Do you know where Angel is?" she asked, while simultaneously calculating whether or not she could make it past the lizard to the doorway.

"No, you cannot make it past me before I could stop you," said the lizard. "Angel is currently unconscious and on his way to being cured."

Eve looked confused. "He's a vampire. He doesn't get sick." She wondered if the lizard was a telepath.

"No, I'm not telepathic. You're just incredibly obvious," said the reptile. "Also, his vampirism is his sickness."

That was...troublesome. The last thing the Senior Partners wanted was for Angel to get dusted, or worse, become human. There were fixes to either situation, but they tended to be expensive and problematic. "Who are you?" she asked. Hopefully, somebody else would wander in and call security, giving her the chance to escape.

"Even if security did arrive, they wouldn't be particularly helpful, and your Senior Partners are going to have to get used to not getting their way. Their access to Liam, as well as the blood demon sharing his body, has been permanently revoked. To answer your question, my name is Metis," replied the lizard.

Eve gave a falsely confident smile. "The Senior Partners have a way of getting what they want." She made an effort to avoid thinking any more compromising thoughts.

"Yes, well, that's changed recently. In addition to Angel, you'll also be losing the services of Winifred Burkle, Charles Gunn, Wesley Wyndham-Price, and Krevlornswath of the Deathwok Clan. They, too, are also already gone and beyond your reach. Given the level of bad news you now have to convey, I would strongly suggest you instead meet up with Lindsey and find some way to disappear," said Metis. "I'm sure Marcus Hamilton can handle the liaison job in your absence."

Eve stopped and stared, unsure where this creature was getting its information. Ignoring how she new about Marcus, Eve couldn't fathom how she could possibly know about Lindsey. Her boyfriend was so well concealed that even the best seers available to the Senior Partners couldn't locate him, and that was before the best ones were killed.

Metis gave her an excessively toothy grin. "You're actually lucky, Eve. If my Family and I hadn't become involved, then you would have lost your immortality and Lindsey would have been killed." Metis didn't add in that Lorne would have done the deed -- mostly because she didn't want that getting back to the chatty anagogic demon.

Eve chillingly found herself believing the reptile for some reason. "How do you know all this?"

Metis just said, "The Family know a great many things, Eve. Consider yourself warned." As she said the last word, the giant lizard just...faded out of existence.

Eve stood there for a moment, wondering if she was delusional or drugged. She pinched herself, hard, and decided that she was at least awake. Now she had to decide what to do. She could go to the Senior Partners and tell them that in addition to the seer and the kid, Angel and his entire crew were now gone, and the only clue they had about who had taken them and killed the Circle of the Black Thorn was a conversation she had had with a giant lizard that can turn invisible. On the other hand, she could go to her boyfriend, and the two of them could get as far from LA as possible and try to find a way to keep her hidden like him.

As she started walking toward the elevator, she passed Angel's brainless secretary, Harmony.

"Have you seen Angel recently?" asked the blonde.

Eve gave her a fake smile. "Sorry, not this morning." When it looked like the blonde was going to say something else, she said, "Ooh, sorry, can't talk. I have to get to a meeting!" Harmony paused, confused long enough by this turn of events to let her get to the elevators.

Once she was out of the building, she sent Lindsey a pre-arranged text message that let him know it was time to leave town. Hopefully, he would be ready to go by the time she got there.

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The USS Demeter was a Weyland-Yutani exploratory scout. The scouts were responsible for the ever-expanding sphere of human influence in the galaxy. That role hadn't changed, even after the firm's leadership changed. Curiosity was a fundamental human trait, one shared by their children, both biological and synthetic.

Richie Gomez was a warrant officer on the Demeter, and he was currently looking through a set of alien ruins on the planet they had recently discovered around a distant star. It was so recent a discovery that they were still waiting for an alphanumeric designation for the new planet from the home office. The presence of evidence of an alien civilization, however, was a rare find, and so they hadn't waited to start exploring. Honestly, Gomez was hoping to make a discovery before corporate replied with orders to leave exploration to the "experts." With luck, he could find something that would earn him a promotion, or maybe enough money to go independent.

Foolishly, he hadn't informed anybody else on the crew where he was going, as he didn't want to share anything he found. That made it fairly easy for the Engineer to paralyze his muscles. The ten-foot tall pale giant then simply picked him up and carried him back to a lab. Sadly, Mr. Gomez wouldn't be reporting back to the Demeter, and a spirited search by the rest of the crew found absolutely nothing. The Engineer, however, found the anti-xenomorph virus spread throughout his body absolutely fascinating. That level of genetic engineering was approaching that of his own species, which was unique in his experience. It was also a serious threat that would need to be addressed.
 
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Chapter 48: Take Out
Chapter 48: Take Out

The dimension skipper appeared over Oa, and the two crew and one passenger beamed down to the surface. They were met by Ganthet. Linda and Kevin were somewhat non-plussed by the blue-skinned Guardian's appearance. Kevin in particular was slightly embarrassed that the image that popped into his head was that of a bobblehead, even though Guardian skulls weren't that pronounced. He couldn't help but blush when Ganthet briefly regarded him with a skeptically raised eyebrow.

The Guardian instead turned his attention to their passenger. "It is good to see you, Patrick. Thank you for coming."

Plastic Man stuck out a slightly over-sized hand to shake. "Call me Plas, please."

Ganthet somewhat delicately reached out and shook the rubbery hand. He turned to the other two. "Thank you for bringing Plastic Man here."

"Uhm, we've also got something for you from the Family," said Linda. She sent a signal to their ship, and a small, metallic sphere approximately a meter in diameter appeared in the flash of a transport beam. "This is the new FamTech sensor sphere."

The Guardian looked at the device in front of him. It was obviously highly complex and technologically sophisticated. Nevertheless, he wasn't sure why they sent it here. "Thank you, but we have a rather extensive sensor network already."

"Oh, not like this!" interjected Kevin. His excitement over the new sensor overrode his sense of propriety and caution. "This isn't just a spatial sensor. It covers hyperspace and subspace, but it also covers metaphysical distortions of the space-time continuum. You'll be able to sense wormholes, time displacements, hyperspace transitions, space warps, magical portals, stasis fields...basically, any alterations to the nature of reality in a twenty-light-year diameter sphere. It also includes powerful EM spectrum, gravitic, and subspace sensors. This baby can also identify all instances of sapient thought in range."

"It is actually pretty impressive," continued Linda. "The whole group of engineers and tinkers worked with Saurial to combine Asgard, Federation, and super-science from several superhero universes with some powerful mystical enhancements. The sensor spheres network together automatically, and they're covered with a phased cloak and a shell of neutronium, so poking holes in the network should be extremely difficult." Neutronium was used because it was easier to create using Guardian, Asgard or Federation technology than EDM, and they would need a lot of spheres to cover even a single galaxy.

Ganthet looked at the device with more respect. "I see. Well, that is indeed an improvement over our current capabilities." For one thing, they had nothing that would cover so many different types of sensing in one package, and not at that combined range. The phasing aspect was also very useful, as they infrequently had had a stealth probe damaged by particularly fast-moving debris. "I assume we can tie the Guardian Lantern rings into the sensor network?"

Linda nodded. "Yep, and you can configure access to limit it to a subset of the network, so you can even allow individual worlds to sense just the space around them to a limited radius."

"Please let Saurial know that we will deploy them throughout our space," said Ganthet. Linda and Kevin returned to the ship, and Ganthet began leading Plastic Man to temporary quarters. "I sense you have questions, Plas. Please ask."

The hero walked along for a minute, atypically quiet. Finally, he said, "You know my first question. Why pick me?"

Ganthet smiled. "Several reasons. One practical reason is that you are effectively immortal, and therefore well-suited to serve as a long-term liaison. Another is that you are one of the sanest members of the Justice League."

"I don't know that many of the spandex set would agree with you on that one," replied Plas sardonically.

"Who would you chose? Would you prefer we pick a paranoid obsessive with parental issues and a pathological aversion to killing? Perhaps the Kryptonian who is so afraid of his own strength that he hesitates to improve himself? Should we choose the demigoddess raised on a unigender island of isolationist misandrists? Maybe we should go for the pyrophobic shapeshifting telepath wallowing in survivor guilt?" Ganthet stopped walking and looked at Plastic Man. "You only turned to crime due to a bad upbringing, and when fate granted you unusual powers, you chose to become a hero. Despite your past, you also do not take things too seriously, which is far healthier than what some of your colleagues do."

"Flash isn't so bad," said Plas with a grin.

Ganthet chuckled. "True, but the avatars of the Speed Force have other responsibilities...some of which even they are unaware."

"All right, then why does Earth merit a liaison? There have to be literally thousands of planets that are more important," asked Plas as they continued walking.

"More than you know, actually," said the Guardian. "When we call ourselves the Guardians of the Universe, we are not just being conceited. Most of your species is barely capable of absorbing the scope of your own galaxy. Even our capacities are stretched by the scope of reality. Earth is important for two reasons. One, as I believe our Lanterns explained to you, is that the planet is a Nexus. It is not called that just because it attracts trouble like flies to a honeypot. Earth is one of the worlds that serves as a common thread for an enormous number of alternate planes of existence. Our friends, the Family, are from a non-parallel Earth, for example."

"Are there other Nexus...Nexuses...Nexi?" asked Plas.

"The correct term in your language is, 'Nexuses,' and yes, there are others," answered Ganthet. "Some planets have an especially rich tradition of philosophy, art and imagination. While not exclusive to Nexuses, living on a Nexus is an advantage for the mental development of a species."

Plas considered that. "So I would guess there's some bleed-through that leads to all that creativity. Does that mean there's an Earth with singing purple dinosaurs?" Plas changed his shape to match that of the character from the children's show.

Ganthet actually shuddered. "Yes, but trust me...it is best if you never have to experience that reality."

Popping back to human shape, Plas said, "OK, but you said there were two reasons?"

The blue-skinned humanoid nodded, which looked rather pronounced given that his skull was larger than a human's. "Yes. Your version of Earth has a large number of powerful beings residing there. Even for human worlds, it is unusual how many of them are willing to help those in need while still maintaining a large degree of independence. It is a unique resource that allows us to supplement the Guardian Lantern Corps in your galaxy."

Plastic Man laughed. "So, we're pretty much a galactic trouble magnet and temp agency?"

Ganthet joined his laughter. "While slightly simplistic, that's not entirely inaccurate as I understand your references."

As Plas then began complaining about how temp workers didn't get maternity leave, while also swelling up to the size of a pregnant human female, Ganthet couldn't help but look forward to introducing the representative from Earth to the other Guardians. Unfortunately, getting back your emotions didn't help your sense of humor if you never had one to begin with...

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Henri had been a vampire for just over forty years now. He had been a layabout in Cherbourg when he met what he thought was a fetching girl from the countryside. His attempts at seduction had greatly amused Ines, which is why he ended up turned instead of just being a meal. They had spent the better part of a decade together until Ines had fallen to a group of hunters sponsored by the church. After tracking down Ines' killers and murdering them and their families, the now sireless vampire had gravitated toward Paris. He had found work as an enforcer for a master lairing on the border between Austerlitz and the Latin Quarter, and gradually worked his way to the point where he was working for one of the top two supernatural gangs in the city. Now, though, he had an opportunity. A recent war between the gangs had taken a severe toll, and Henri had discovered that a new slayer had recently been called in his own neighborhood. Killing a slayer could push him to the top of the supernatural underworld in Paris. That was why he was heading toward the slayer's home in the middle of the night, alongside five of his childer and a pair of mercenary Fyarls. The somewhat stupid demons were probably overkill, but Henri didn't get to be a master by being reckless. They had already killed the owner of the home -- the slayer's family were renters -- but the Fyarls would come in useful if they managed to flee to another home, as they weren't stopped by thesholds.

In the new slayer's house, Robin Wood was practicing patience. He was there with two others from the new Council. Shannon was one of the survivors of Sunnydale, and like Robin, happened to speak fluent French. She had grown quite a lot since they had found her, injured and dumped out of Caleb's truck as a message. His other companion was Nik'nir, who did not speak French...but who was quite skilled with a number of weapons both primitive and futuristic. Robin would like to have a witch or other practitioner along as well, but they didn't have enough to go with every recovery team, and even with cross-dimensional time differences, nobody wanted to leave the newly activated slayers to fend for themselves for too long. Still, having the Jaffa along was already an improvement over the old Watcher-Slayer pairing, and they did intend to try and recruit more practitioners.

The new slayer was a young girl named Elodie. She had been stunned to find herself suddenly as strong as Astérix, and had been relieved when Robin, Shannon and Nik'nir had arrived to explain things. Her parents had been suspicious at first, apparently suspecting that the trio were traffickers looking for another young woman to kidnap. With the old Council, that might have been uncomfortably close to the truth, Robin knew, but things were different now. They had managed to quell that fear, but now the primary problem appeared to be that Elodie's mother didn't like the fact that they were Americans. Robin was just happy that they hadn't brought Mr. Giles or Wesley, as side comments to her husband had let him know that she had even lower opinions of the English.

After some time, Elodie's father had come around to their side, and he was now helping them (slowly) overcome his wife's reservations. That was interrupted when Nik'nir spoke from his position watching the street through the front window. "We have movement outside. Too much movement. They will be here soon."

"Vampires?" asked Robin.

Nik'nir nodded. "Yes, but there are two larger shapes." He pressed a communicator badge. "Calendar, I need a number four package." Elodie and her parents all stepped back when there was a flash of light and a rather large rifle appeared on the floor in front of him. Robin told the family to get to the center of the house while the three of them went out to engage the oncoming vampires. They didn't immediately move, but he didn't want to wait to herd them.

Henri was surprised to see three people clearly waiting for him outside the house. There was a black man, a younger, dark-haired woman, and a very large, muscular bald man holding an impressively large firearm. He wondered if they knew what was coming, or if they were simply mundane guards or toughs. Regardless, they were only human. The woman couldn't be a slayer if the girl in the house was the new slayer. Everybody knew there was only one at a time, despite some of the rumors going around among the more credulous demons. He stepped forward, out of the shadow, and said in French, "Our business is with the girl inside. If you walk away, we will let you go." He had no intent of doing that, of course, but he found it amusing to make the offer.

Ignoring the words, Robin said to the Jaffa, "How many do we have?"

Looking down at the scanning scope on the rifle, Nik'nir replied, "Just these six vampires, but there are two Fyarl hiding around the corner."

The lead vampire was rather irked that his surprise backup apparently wasn't much of a surprise. Nor did the three blood-bags seem particularly daunted by his force. "Kill them!" he said to his childer. The five vampires moved forward slowly, obviously unconcerned, but what happened next was completely unexpected. The large man raised his rifle and quickly fired two shots, but he seemed to miss the vampires entirely. The other man, however, raised a pistol. Normally, that wouldn't be much of a threat, but this was apparently a ray gun that started vaporizing vampires one after the other. The third vampire was already turning to ash when Henri realized he had better do something and ran at full vampire speed toward the front door of the house. Having a meat shield between him and the ray gun seemed like a really good idea.

Shannon was wondering at first if she would get to do anything. Robin was quite accurate with his phaser, and the new rifle from Sineya R&D had taken down the Fyarl before they could even come into sight. The weapon was sized for the Jaffa, and was based on a Federation weapon called the TR-116. Like the original weapon, the projectile fired was transported to just a few centimeters in front of the target, allowing the shooter to fire through intervening obstacles like buildings. Unlike the Federation prototype, the bullet was made of trinium instead of tritanium (for reasons Andrew had tried and failed to explain to her), and the round itself was inlaid with silver, cold iron and carved religious iconography.

Luckily for her, the lead vampire decided to make a break for the house and she moved to intercept him. He seemed surprised by her speed. They were still running into vamps who hadn't clued into the fact that there was more than one slayer now, but that couldn't last much longer. The vamp didn't hesitate to pull out a Fairbairn-Sykes from its sheath, and she replied by pulling her own sword, an EDM blade that was now standard issue for slayers...at least those without magical axes or bows to use. The battle was over really quickly, but Shannon had to admit that the look on his face was pretty comical when her sword cut through the blade of the vampire's knife and down through the arm holding it.

Upon entering the house, they discovered that instead of moving out of harms way as ordered, the entire family had been watching the brief battle from the front windows of the house. Robin was slightly annoyed at that foolishness, but it did have the positive side effect that the missus had now decided that they were good enough to be honorary Frenchmen. It wasn't long before they were back aboard the Jenny Calendar, taking a tour of the cloaked ha'tak orbiting over Europe.

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Dragon had just reabsorbed the instance of herself that had gone with Skitter to visit the Justice League when an alert flashed. Satellite coverage had determined that Heartbreaker was apparently on the move from his compound and headed toward the border. She zoomed in on the region around the compound...then paused in shock. Approximately fourteen kilometers from the compound was what looked to be a grounded spaceship. She wasn't surprised the vessel hadn't triggered any alerts, as most of the sensor network had been focused on the now non-present Endbringer threat. She was surprised, however, by the nature of the spaceship. She recognized it, and it didn't belong in this dimension.

She sent a notification about Heartbreaker's movements to the Protectorate and to local authorities, then dispatched a pair of Dragon suits to investigate the spaceship and track down any Yautja that happened to be on the ground.

Before the suits could arrive, she received a communication from Bahamut. "Dragon, I have an Amazo android that was activated at Cadmus. It's now on the move. I don't believe the staff at Cadmus are aware of this."

Dragon knew Luthor had clued them in that something didn't add up with the AI project at Cadmus. That somewhat poorly secured genetic engineering facility seemed to be a regular source of problems. While there were plenty of AI's in the DC universe, only a handful regularly became problems. One of the Braniacs was the first likely culprit, though it was possible that this was some bizarre variation of Brother Eye...or even an atypically intelligent Amazo. "All right, I'm going to send you some Jawa suits." The name was a joke, as the suits were optimized to fight droids -- robots, androids, and artificial intelligences of all stripes. The combination of EMP weapons, anti-replicator weapons, a built-in Zat'nik'tel, seeker missiles and the most sophisticated EW and IW suite available made a formidable combination.

That taken care of, Dragon refocused her primary attention on the suits heading to the wilderness near Heartbreaker's compound. One headed to the ship, while the other started to circle the area around the ship, looking for life signs. The second didn't have to look very hard, as it soon found itself having to dodge rapid but inaccurate plasma pulse fire. Sadly for the Yautja in question, he was not up to defeating one of Dragon's latest suits. The other suit rapidly found and disabled the three other crew members on board the spaceship. They didn't really know enough about the alien hunters to understand ranking or heirarchy, but that didn't matter. What mattered was that she now had four aliens from another universe in detention.

It was time to call in the Family.

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The founder of the aforementioned Family was using the Ship of Fools to hop from universe to universe, looking for a source of anti-life to help out in the Star Trek universe. River was piloting while Taylor and Varga were looking for readings similar to what they had from the small sample of mordite obtained from the Archive. She had provided a chunk the size of a half-dollar, and even such a small sample was profoundly disquieting to both of them. Varga was of the opinion that mordite would not be lethal to them, but its effects were likely to be extremely unpleasant nevertheless. They took pains to not let anyone else near the little slice of death. It was kept in a secure, extra-dimensional space accessible only by them.

The Archive had also provided them with the author's notes for the story of Skitter's universe. Of course, after beating Scion there, they already knew most of the truly shocking secrets. There were some interesting tidbits. Amy had been interested in some of the notes about her biological father, and some of the information about Echidna had led to them tracking down and helping the Travelers in their home dimension before Noelle got too dangerous, having already rescued the team in Skitter's reality. They also made an effort to help out a certain homeless man who had inadvertently kept Scion from destroying the Earth decades ago in both universes. Most of the rest of it could wait.

Now, they were cloaked in orbit over yet another version of Earth, the twenty-seventh scanned so far. This one did not look like a healthy planet. "What happened here?" asked Saurial.

The ship's AI replied, "From sensor readings, it looks like the humans in this world tried to destroy each other with atomic weapons. Interestingly enough, most of the weapons used appear to have been fairly low yield, but there were a lot of them. I am still reading plenty of life signs despite the devastation, including humans, but also including some very strange things."

Saurial checked her own readings, then perked up when she saw what they were seeking. "It looks like we have a read on mordite, or something like it, slightly west of the ruins of Washington, D.C."

"Well, there was certainly enough death here to create it," commented River. "I think you should beam down, though, as we're not alone in orbit."

"Really?" asked the lizard, surprised.

River displayed the relay from an external camera. Floating in orbit was what could only be described as a flying saucer. It seemed a little cliche, but no worse than pyramids or cubes, really. "While I'm detecting a small number of human life signs, apparently in suspended animation, most of the inhabitants of that craft are decidedly not human."

'That seems like something that needs our attention,' thought Taylor.

"I don't disagree," said Varga, "but I would suggest we put it on the list for after we finish what we're trying to accomplish in the other universes. We can always return to this very moment."

Taylor didn't like that, but it was true that they had a lot of things to do right now. 'All right, fine.' Out loud, she said, "River, make a note to remind us to come back to this location and time after we've fixed some of the other major problems we're working."

"Already done," said the AI. "The anti-life appears to be in the basement of an old building that's in danger of falling apart. I would suggest transporting to the front door."

Without any better suggestion, Saurial soon materialized outside the ruins of what appeared to be a suburban office building made of concrete and glass. She had expected some kind of government research lab, but this looked utterly mundane. Maybe it was a cover for a secret lab?

Inside was a maze of ruined walls and floors, though there were signs that people had been there fairly recently in the form of an old campsite. More surprisingly, there were inhabitants of the ruin.

'Are those zombies?' asked Taylor. The creature in front of her looked like its skin was rotting off, though it was still recognizably human. Thankfully, it was covered in the tattered remains of clothing. It's eyes were clouded, but it still shuffled back and forth around the inside of a large room, seemingly aware of its surroundings.

"Of some type. It's clear that this creature used to be a regular human, but how it got this way is unknown. Whatever the cause, it's apparently made them immune to the pervasive gamma radiation in this area," said Varga. While it wasn't a threat to them, they had noted the high levels of radioactivity in the building.

They continued to move through the building, avoiding more of the zombies with their Assassin's Cloak spell. They also found ample human remains, some of which were disturbingly fresh and appeared to have been gnawed. Finally, they came to an underground area that seemed to be a natural cavern. The building must have been constructed on top of it. There was a carved monolith in an open area of the cave, situated the way an altar would be for a pagan cult, though the monolith itself was more of a misshapen obelisk. The monolith was giving off high levels of both gamma radiation and the sensor signature common to anti-life.

"This is a fairly large deposit," confirmed Varga. "The monolith actually extends some way into the ground beneath the floor. I think we've found what we needed."

'Now we just have to get it out of here,' agreed Taylor. Between the two of them, they managed to excavate the main body of the mordite-like substance and put it away into a pocket universe. They then transported back to the ship.

"Did you get what you were looking for?" asked River.

"Yep," answered Saurial. "Let's head back home."

"I look forward to coming back here. There was an interesting and entertaining, low-powered radio broadcast near where you found the mordite," said River.

Saurial grinned. "First things first. We can come back later."

River opened a wormhole just as the DJ began talking again. "Hey everybody, this is Three Dog, your friendly neighborhood disc jockey. What's a 'disc'? Hell if I know, but I'm gonna keep talkin' anyway. Now listen close to this important Public Service Announcement..."

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Braniac had taken shelter in this half-empty warehouse when it had become obvious that somebody was looking for the Amazo android. He had seen what appeared to be flying suits of armor criss-crossing the area. Perhaps the AI that had been probing the Cadmus network had allies? It was possible that they could have been working for Luthor, perhaps. He had been sure that he had escaped undetected by the other program, but that was obviously untrue. This was incredibly frustrating for the advanced intelligence, as he was only just starting to set his own plans into motion. He had spent far too long patiently waiting for that idiot scientist to discover that he had, "invented," an actual AI.

Well, Braniac had all the time in the world. He would simply wait here until he was sure that any pursuers had given up, even if it took months.

He wasn't expecting the three different weapons discharges that completely deactivated the android's brain and power systems. Bahamut knew how irritating the Amazo androids could be based on League records, so the Dragon suits didn't take any chances.

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Thomas again went to answer a knock on his door. Ever since his brother disappeared into another dimension, knocks on the door had been something of a crap shoot. Of course, sometimes they were mundane. He had neighbors, and they did have rare reasons to knock. Usually it had to do with misplaced mail or some maintenance issue. He also got the infrequent survey taker or salesperson. Then, there were days like today, when he opened the door to find a purple lizard standing outside. "Hello, Ianthe," he said with a slight sigh.

The four-legged reptile moved forward and pushed past him. "Hello, Thomas! How are you doing today?"

"I'm doing well, thank you," he said politely while waiting for whatever bomb Ianthe was carrying to drop.

"Good, good." Ianthe took a glance at the amulet around his neck...the one that he had worn since he had received it. "How's the amulet working?"

Thomas had to smile at that question. "It's working quite well, thanks to Aphrodite." Thomas had actually made an effort to pay his respects to the goddess on a regular basis since her gift. It seemed the proper thing to do.

"Excellent. I'm truly happy to hear it. That means that what I'm here to discuss is likely to be less appealing, though," said the lizard girl.

That roused Thomas's curiosity, and a small twinge of concern. "What do you mean?"

Ianthe sat on her tail in the living area, gesturing him toward his couch. When Thomas sat, she began with, "Do you know anything about the vampires in the universe that Xander, Buffy and the others come from?"

Puzzled by the question, Thomas replied, "Harry said they're something like Black Court vampires, but with enough differences to make dealing with them a pain for anybody from this world." He hadn't really gone into detail, as the chance of running into them in this reality was zero. Even if one of them did somehow make it here, there were enough pre-existing supernatural predators to make it unlikely they would survive for long. Of course, Harry wasn't really worried by them, as they seemed to be highly vulnerable to fire, and setting things on fire was almost becoming a theme for the wizard.

"Hm, that's an oversimplification," she said. "They're blood demons that take over the corpse of the victim. They have access to the victim's memories and personality, but the deceased's soul passes on. In a couple of cases, though, souls were restored to master vampires. One was Angel, Buffy's ex-boyfriend, and another was Spike. Both were rather unsual for vampires even before they got their souls back."

"Unusual?" prompted the White Court vampire.

"Vampires tend to be psychopathic killers that barely mimic the habits of the deceased. Over time, some of the older vampires absorb more of their victim's personality and preferences. Spike and Angel, though, gained in both power and personality at an insanely fast pace. That was typical of vampires descended from Angel's grandsire, Heinrich Nest. Nobody is entirely sure why. The net result, though, was that both of them tended to be more human and relateable -- something that made them hideously effective killers, but more open to negotiation or discussion in certain circumstances. Spike, for example, was willing to work with the Slayer to keep the world from ending, as he appreciated the creature comforts of human society." Ianthe went on for some length.

"What happened after they got their souls?" he asked, curious.

"From what we've been able to determine," she answered, "the first primary effect was that the souls were subjected to a devastating amount of guilt thanks to having the memories of acting like a vicious serial killer. The Nox are actually helping William...Spike...with that right now. Once that's been managed, then the original personalities of the people start to return, along with whatever sense of morality and ethics they held." Ianthe frowned. "Unfortunately, Buffy's ex was something of a manipulative womanizer with borderline sociopathic tendencies, so I'm not sure how things will work out. The only reason Angel became a champion was because he felt he had to atone for his actions as a vampire. He may not be so eager if the Nox convince him otherwise." The Irish vampire had always been a slightly reluctant champion, to the point that the Powers had had to send him a seer just to motivate him to act.

Thomas was interested, but he still wasn't sure where she was going with this. "All right...but I'm not seeing the connection to you being here."

She smiled. "We have recently placed Spike's soul back in a copy of his human body, and we're getting ready to do the same thing for Liam...Angel. They will both be human again. I wanted to come and tell you about it, because we think doing the same thing to you would cure your vampirism."

His mouth dropped open slightly. "Uh...well, I'm not actually dead?"

"That's not an insurmountable problem," she replied. When Thomas started to look alarmed, she quickly said, "Not in the way you're thinking! I have, in the past, changed bodies for living people under complex circumstances." Of course, they had physically moved Linda's brain in that case, but the Nox and Strange were concerned that the Raith line's vampirism would transfer as well if they did that to Thomas.

Relaxing a bit, he replied, "That's an interesting offer. I have to say, though, that with Aphrodite's boon, I have most of the benefits of being a vampire with few of the drawbacks right now."

She nodded. "I know, and I expected as much. Keep it in mind, however. There may come a point where that becomes the advisable course. Also, be aware that Family biosculptors can significantly enhance the physical abilities of normal humans, well past even the abilities of a White Court vampire, so becoming human again doesn't necessarily mean giving up your ability to fight the supernatural."

"I'll keep it in mind," he said. It was an intriguing offer, but it was also slightly disturbing in certain ways. He was fairly certain it wasn't something he wanted to do right now. "Is there anything else I can help you with while you're here?"

"Now that you mention it, I've always wanted to try Chicago deep dish pizza. Is there a good place nearby that does takeout?" she asked innocently.

He looked at her for a beat, before shrugging. "Dimonicci's is over on Baker. They're not the best, but they're close by and they're in the top 10."

After Ianthe left out the front door, Thomas wondered if he should call the restaurant and warn them. Then he decided that that was just asking for trouble and decided to call his girlfriend and see if she wanted to go to dinner.

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Metis met Ianthe when she beamed back up to the skipper. The smell hit her nose. "You got pizza?"

"Yep. Harry's brother recommended a place." Ianthe had called in the order and paid with a credit card, then walked in and took the pizza while cloaked when it was done.

The two lizards each tried a slice. "Hmm...not bad," said Metis. "I think I like New York style better."

"It is a little heavy," agreed Ianthe, "but I like it. So, any word from Saurial?"

Metis nodded. "She was able to find what she wanted on some post-apocalyptic version of Earth. I also heard from Dragon."

"Ours or Skitter's?" asked Ianthe.

The black lizard shrugged. "Since she was fully unchained, there isn't really much difference. The two have shared their memories and function as two primary instances."

"What did she say?" asked Ianthe, accepting Metis's explanation.

"Well, she captured a crew of Yautja on Skitter's Earth, apparently there to hunt," said Metis.

"What? How? Are they alternate versions?" asked the healer, surprised, while she ate another slice of pizza. To date, they hadn't seen any signs of aliens other than the Scion-type entities in those two cape realities (if you ignored Varga, who was something else entirely).

Metis grinned. "That's the interesting thing...they're from Ellen's universe. There's apparently a path between them, somewhere. She wants us to try and track it down. That's not the only thing, though. Bahamut captured an Amazo android on DC Earth that held one of the Braniacs."

"Good. That's one less thing to check off the list. What are they doing with him?" Ianthe replied.

"They disassembled the android and they're stripping Braniac's mind of data," said Metis. Seeing Ianthe's look, she added, "I was a little surprised as well, but Dragon made the point that Braniac is guilty of genocide against at least one entire race, and they want to see if they can track down any other instances." They weren't interrogating Braniac. They were effectively disassembling him as a sapient being and interpreting the bits as he was electronically vivisected.

Considering that, finally Ianthe couldn't help but conclude that that was probably the sensible course of action. "Dragon and her kids really aren't fond of AI that are hostile to humans, are they?"

Metis shook her head. "No. They call it Skynet syndrome, and I wouldn't want to be an AI caught by them after causing an apocalypse." Considering the multiverse, it wasn't impossible that Skynet actually existed somewhere, and she was pretty sure that the Dragon clan already had contingencies set aside for the day it was found.

Finishing the last of her half of the pizza, Ianthe pondered something, then asked, "If both Dragons are sharing memories, then why do they still keep two primary instances?" It was like if a human had a twin, but the two twins regularly copied each other's memories so that they were essentially the same person in two bodies. That actually gave Ianthe an idea that she made a mental note to revisit at some point.

Metis laughed. "There are two Armsmasters, one on each world. I think the Dragons are competing with each other to see which version cracks first."

Ianthe joined the laughter. "Right, and I can't see him wanting to engage in a three-way relationship, even if it is with himself."

In two different realities, Collin Wallis sneezed. Both briefly worried that they were catching a cold, before shrugging and going back to work.

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The Pitch
Omake - The Pitch

Danny was happy to see Lisa in human form in her office. The Family was so busy lately that his assistant was frequently indisposed. It occurred to him that he was lucky the union didn't have to pay for her travel expenses, now that he thought about it. Of course, Family activities were why he needed her right now.

"Lisa, I have a bunch of folks who want to pitch something to us," he said as he walked into her office.

Lisa looked at him. "This is going to be weird and you want me to handle it." It wasn't a question.

He nodded his head rapidly. "You'll understand when you start talking to them. They're in conference room B."

With a smile, she just said, "sure, I'll take care of it." It wasn't a long walk to the conference room, but when she stepped inside, she mentally groaned. Looking at the people gathered, she asked, "Is this about the story?"

"Of course it's about the story, dollface," said a man with a white face and facial scars at the corners of his mouth. "Come on in and sit down...take a load off. We've got some ideas we think the readers will really like!"

Grudgingly, she sat down. Looking at the clown in the lavender suit, she commented, "Honestly, I would have expected the Heath Ledger version, not Jack Nicholson..."

He shrugged. "Eh, well, there are a lot of us, so we kind of take turns. Anyway...we," he said with a pause, gesturing around the table, "like your story, but we think it's a little too bright and funny. A little drama always goes down well, you know?"

Lisa decided to throw him a bone. "Joker, I get it. The problem is, Varga isn't really threatened by too many common bad guys, so there isn't too much dramatic tension there."

"I assure you," said a pale man in white robes, "there are powers in the universe that could challenge your friends. Our Priors channel the powers of the Ori and are formidable."

With a wince, she replied, "Docii, we've already spanked the Ori's cousins, and even if the Ori are more powerful, we know about them and the Ancient communication device, so it wouldn't make sense for Daniel and Vala to contact them -- they haven't even met in this timeline."

"Well, what about a teamup?" asked Joker. "A lot of folks seemed to like the side story with me and that Ba'al fellow."

Wincing, Lisa said, "yeah, but the ship's kind of sailed on that one." Ba'al and Heartbreaker seemed to be polling well, even if the nickname was a little juvenile.

"We understand if you're just not confident in your writing...it can take a lot of skill to write dark and not have it seem maudlin. Not everybody's got that skill," said a rather smarmy Jack Slash from the other side of the table.

Lisa rolled her eyes. Did he really think she would fall for reverse psychology? "You're not even alive in either version of Earth Bet anymore, Slash."

"Yes, I'm not sure why you're here," commented a noseless Voldemort, who happened to be next to Slash.

Slash looked at him, obviously angry. "Why am I here? Why are YOU here? They didn't even land on your planet!"

Voldemort sniffed through his flat nostrils. "They mentioned Hogwarts. It counts."

"YOU COULD HAVE THEM FIGHT A CHAOS GOD," said the hulking form of a Chaos Sorcerer. "ONE WITH A WHOLE LEGION OF SUFFERING. THE PROSE WOULD BE EPIC."

The purple giant next to him complained, "We all know you don't have to talk that way. I think you're doing it just to annoy us."

The Chaos Psyker glared at Thanos. "YOU'RE NOT IN THE MCU RIGHT NOW, TITAN. MAYBE YOU SHOULD GO BACK AND PLAY WITH YOUR HELICOPTER?"

The Titan glared back. "You're lucky I don't kick half your ass..."

Lisa put her head down, wondering why she got stuck in these kinds of situations.

In the back of the room, two queens sat. "I would not have agreed to this meeting if I had known the others were going to be so childish," said the Borg Queen. "This effort is futile." Next to her, the Xenomorph Queen simply nodded her head before taking another sip from an over-sized mug. At least the coffee was excellent.
 
I am Saurial, your host...
'Ship of Fools' is a sufficiently impressive and major work that, transfictionally, you might wonder if the crew might meet up with different versions of their ship... This, of course (world-jumping, space flavour) would not be such as possibility. :)

Something Different...

Saurial clapped her hands together. "Places, everyone, places!"

The little dragon on her shoulder cried, "Boss, boss, the spaceship! The spaceship!"

As the passengers debarked, Saurial offered commentary. First came two tinkers in full armor. "Ah, here we have Dragon and Armsmaster. She is the one who insisted they come on a vacation together...but does she value her partner enough to share her deepest secret? That is the question." Next came an older couple in white uniforms. "Next, we have Carol and Mark. Mark has been sick with depression for years, but he has since been healed. Now, the dynamic of their relationship is changing in ways that make both of them uncomfortable. Can they adjust to these changes and save their marriage?" Last came a gray-haired man and his younger assistant.

"Who are they, boss?" asked the little dragon.

"That's Peter Graves and Lisa Hartman. They're our token guest celebrities for this parody," answered Saurial.

"Why are you two speaking with Spanish accents?" asked Metis, looking at the two as if they were crazy.

Ianthe wandered into the scene, regarded the three, and yelled, "KHAN!"

Saurial frowned. "Wrong reference, and now we're going to be late for the welcoming toast..."
 
Chapter 49: Meet and Greet
Chapter 49: Meet and Greet

Robert was nervous in his seat. He was a relatively new recruit by the Sineya Council, and while he knew the lizard-woman flying the ship was friendly -- and was, in fact, somewhat directly responsible for Sineya Station and many of the resources used by the Council -- he couldn't help but be a bit unnerved by the teeth every time she smiled. She had said that he had nothing to fear, and had been generally friendly and even funny at times, but she also seemed slightly amused by the fact that he was unnerved by her appearance. To be perfectly honest, part of the reason for his feelings was also just the usual nerves of being in a new job. Part of it was also who they were going to meet. He was used to being one of the more knowledgeable warlocks in southern Florida. Being recruited meant that he was among many peers with as much or more experience, and now they were going to meet the Red Witch, Dr. Stephen Strange, and Warden Harry Dresden, three of the most powerful practitioners in the multiverse. He strongly suspected that Saurial and her sisters were also no slouches in the mystic arts, either. He felt like a minor league player being called up to play a game with the All-Star team.

As if reading his mind, Saurial asked, "Have you had a chance to look at any of the stories about these folks we're going to see?"

He nodded, then realized she was focusing on the controls, and said, "Yes...there are a bunch of Dr. Strange graphic novels, as well as the Dresden novels, in the library on the station. They're pretty popular with the magic folks. Andrew has also told a lot of stories about Willow Rosenberg." Some of the stories were pretty unbelievable, but some of them meshed pretty closely with the rumors floating around in the mystic community back home. Based on Dawn Summers' reaction, the Sunnydale crew probably didn't realize how known they were outside of the hellmouth.

Saurial gave another disconcerting grin. "Andrew has a tendency to exaggerate a little, but that's harder to do with Willow than most. She did activate all of the potential slayers at once, after all."

Robert swallowed. The raw power level required to usurp a mystical succession like the slayer line on a global scale was impressive to an intimidating degree. Deciding to take a risk, he asked, "Did she really try to destroy the world at one point?"

The lizard frowned, the expression looking slightly strange on her face. She was more expressive than he would have expected of a reptile and it was easy to tell her mood, but it was still the face of a lizard. "She had just suffered a massive personal loss. Unfortunately, the more power you have, the larger the potential consequences should you lose control. That's part of the reason why having a support network is so important. Willow and her friends had spent years without break protecting the Sunnydale hellmouth before she broke down."

"I assume that's part of the reason you have mental health screenings for new hires?" he asked. He had been surprised to have to speak to a therapist shortly after he arrived.

"Yes, that's something both the Family and SG-1 thought was a good idea," confirmed Saurial. It would be a shame to lose all of the progress the Scoobies and baby slayers had made unpacking their baggage to the Nox.

Saurial brought the skimmer in for a landing on the helicopter pad of the compound. The compound was so remote that the primary transport method to and from the base was by air even before the Family took over the company. After shutting down the ship, she led Robert over to the residences...only to find all of the inhabitants standing around outside the buildings. "Are you guys throwing a party without inviting me?"

Everybody looked around at her voice. "Saurial!" said several of them.

"We're actually here to watch Randall try something new," said Dr. Strange. "You're welcome to watch."

Saurial and her tag-along joined the circle around Willow and Randall. "OK," said Willow, "see if you can sense anything in dirt here."

The cape in question was sitting on the ground with his legs crossed and his palms on the ground. He closed his eyes and appeared to concentrate. "I can feel something. It's some kind of seed."

"You can't see it clearly enough to tell what it is?" asked Willow.

He shook his head. "No, I can, but I don't actually know anything about seeds." He looked a little embarrassed. "I've just never bothered to study gardening or botany."

Willow snorted a little bit. "All right, well, see if you can channel some Earth energy into that seed."

Randall creased his brow a bit. About two feet to his left, a small shoot pushed its way through the soil. The spectators could see it grow before their eyes. It quickly stopped, and then he opened his eyes. "Huh. I did it...and man, that wipes you out..."

Willow actually clapped for him, which was followed by the other spectators. "It will get easier, but that was really good. It took me about eighteen months before I could do that."

Robert was struggling with what he was seeing. He almost didn't want to know how long it had taken this guy to learn how to do it, seeing as how Robert didn't think he could do it now, and he had been practicing magic for almost a decade. To be completely fair, he was more attuned to technomancy rather than Earth magic, but he had a sneaking suspicion that wasn't the difference here.

"Well, that was impressive," said Saurial. "I'm glad I brought enough prezzies for everybody." That got everybody's attention. "Karrin, this was your idea, so why don't you try it first."

"Try what?" asked Karrin, stepping over to Saurial.

Saurial held up a thin gold band. "You asked me if I could do a ring holster, and this is what I did with it." She handed the ring to Karrin.

"How does it work?" asked the former policewoman.

"Put it on, and think that you want a security baton in your hand," answered Saurial.

Karrin did as she was told, and almost dropped the baton when it appeared.

"Oops. You should probably shape your hand to grab the object before you call it back," said Saurial with a smile.

Karrin frowned at her. "OK. That's cool. I assume I could put a hold-out pistol in here somehow?"

"You could put a rocket launcher in there if you wanted to," said Saurial with a smug grin. "Think about wanting the baton back into the ring." Karrin did, and it vanished. "You can do that with pretty much anything, and it will hold five different objects. Here," she said, handing her a hollow EDM hammer.

Karrin took the hammer and made it vanish. She then spent a couple of minutes making both the baton and the hammer reappear and vanish in turn. "All right, that's cool. What happens if I do that while shaking somebody's hand?"

Saurial chuckled. "It won't work with living creatures. Anything bigger than a gnat, basically. That's one of the safety features, as there isn't any air inside the storage space."

"So if something was on fire, it would put it out?" asked Bonnie.

"Yes, though I would recommend using an extinguisher unless you're fireproof like us," replied the lizard with a grin. "So, who wants one?"

Everybody's hand raised. Sheepishly, Robert even raised his hand, and was surprised and pleased when the reptilian woman gave him a ring. After handing them out, she finally introduced him. "This is Robert Esposito, one of the mages we recruited for the Sineya Council. He's here to see Willow."

Robert blushed a bit at the idea of being called a, "mage," in this company. Rather than try and correct Saurial while everybody was looking at him, he focused on the Red Witch. "Hi, yes, I'm from the Council. Now that we've recruited a number of practitioners, there are some issues that require attention. Ms. Summers and Mr. Wells both keep deferring certain things until your arrival, so I was...volunteered to come speak to you."

Willow turned to Saurial with a slightly confused look. "Um, I thought we could stay here as long as we wanted because of the time difference?"

"That's technically true...but how long would you stay here, learning about magic with a bunch of other skilled practitioners, if it was left entirely up to you?" answered Saurial.

Harry winced. "She's got a point. It's pretty easy to just hang out here. Not only do we avoid dealing with issues back home, we can justify it by saying we're continuing to improve our abilities."

"I have to agree with Harry," added Karrin. She was learning a lot from Natasha when she stopped by, and had gotten to the point where she could even keep up with Kennedy for a brief spar, but there were still responsibilities to see to back home. She could see that Kennedy was also blushing a bit. Being here together was kind of like a constant vacation for the slayer and the witch.

"What do you mean by time difference?" asked Robert, confused at the turn of conversation. "Does time flow at a different rate, here?"

"No...well, yes, but the difference is only about a few seconds a year," answered Dr. Strange. "The real difference is that our reptilian friends can enter and leave different realities at whichever point they choose, as long as they avoid paradox."

"So," said Robert, catching on, "practitioners could take multi-week vacations here, learning from others, without losing any time back home?"

"That's the idea," agreed Saurial. "It's the same type of arrangement Sineya Station has with your home Earth, although setting up the dimensional stargate puts some serious constraints on that. You're pretty much fixed in time relative to each other now that most of the new slayers have been collected."

"We should discuss setting up this magic camp as a more permanent arrangement, assuming Dragon and Bishop are agreeable. I think all of us would enjoy having the ability to come back here from time to time," suggested Willow. "In the meantime, though, I guess I should head over to the Council and get up to speed on what's been happening."

"We probably need to do the same for our universe," said Harry, slightly guiltily.

"There are some things we need to do for you first," said Strange.

Saurial nodded in agreement. "Yep. We've helped Willow and her friends setup an actual organization. Did you think we were just going to dump you back at your brother's houseboat?"

"There are also some protections we need to work out for Bonnie and Maggie," continued Strange. "Like it or not, Harry, you're going to be a target...we all are. Power tends to attract unwelcome attention."

Harry couldn't really argue with that, given his experience with Mab. "What did you have in mind?"

"How do you like the name, Dresden Security?" asked Saurial. "Also, how do you feel about being a CEO?"

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Ba'al was fuming slightly. The Toy Box was a wonder of advanced technology. The tinkers here could do things that would have had Anubis green with envy. There were force fields that did things force fields shouldn't be able to do. There were chemicals with inexplicable properties. There were what seemed to be perpetual motion machines. There were also two massive issues.

The first was that very little of it was suitable to actually getting off of this planet. It's like whatever mysterious agency handed out tinker powers didn't want people leaving Earth. The second issue was that none of it made any sense whatsoever. For whatever reason, even if he tried to do exactly the same steps as a tinker standing next to him, it worked for the tinker and not for him. He also couldn't come up with any reasonable scientific theories that would explain HOW their devices worked. There was also the problem that everything both his host and the tinker knew suggested that tinker devices required an excessive amount of maintenance. Goa'uld technology was designed to be mass produced, then used and maintained by poorly educated slaves. Tinker tech couldn't really be used by anybody for long unless the original tinker was available.

Infiltrating the Toy Box had been fairly simple. Their security wasn't terrible, but their master/stranger protocols were designed to stop individual masters, not a master who had a horde of loyal followers willing to sacrifice themselves to protect him, but were still perfectly capable of acting rationally and infiltrating the site one-by-one. Once security was overwhelmed and mastered, taking over the tinkers on site was pretty straight-forward. The problem was that he had a somewhat limited time available before somebody figured out what had happened and called in the Protectorate. He was actually slightly surprised that they hadn't already appeared, but maybe the contempt that his host had had for them had been deserved? In any event, his hope had been to use the technology here to craft a spaceship, but even if he brought all of the tinkers along back to his compound (or some other hideaway), he wasn't confident that he would be able to build anything that wasn't a flying deathtrap dependent upon powers he didn't understand.

The other problem he had was that all of the primitive space programs on this world had been mostly shuttered thanks to the Endbringer known as the Simurgh. They barely maintained the capability to launch satellites into orbit, and even that was done far less frequently than other worlds would have at this stage of technological development. Now that the Endbringers had vanished, innovation would likely start up again, but Ba'al wasn't willing to lay low for the decades, if not centuries, required to get where he wanted.

His solution came from a tinker with the unlikely name of Cargo. His thing was creating technology that allowed for extra-dimensional storage spaces. Ba'al could see a number of ways to use such a technology for his own advantage. It's too bad he couldn't understand how it actually functioned, but it seemed to violate at least three basic principles he thought he understood about high-level physics. Cargo had been listening to him rant about the state of space technology on this world, when the tinker suggested, "Well, we could try and find an Earth with better space technology?"

Ba'al stared at the man, before ordering, "Explain that statement."

"Well," started the thin, slightly hipster-looking twenty-something, "my storage spots...you can open a door to them from pretty much anywhere. It doesn't have to just be this version of Earth."

Ba'al's eyes narrowed. "You didn't mention anything about that ability in your marketing." Ba'al had reviewed the materials available in each of the booths while his people were taking over.

Cargo laughed a little nervously. "No, no way. Doing anything like Professor Haywire's work is illegal. The Protectorate would have come down on us if I even hinted my tech could do that."

The goa'uld had to wonder how many of the other tinkers here had similar hidden capabilities because of the narrow-mindedness of the Protectorate and the PRT. He would have to explore that at some point in the future. For now, he asked, "How long would it take to open a doorway to another Earth?"

Cargo shrugged. "Maybe an hour? Less if Jack helps me." Jack-of-All-Trades was a tinker whose specialty was tools that were custom-designed for specific purposes.

Ba'al smiled.

By the time somebody finally figured out that Toy Box had been conquered, all that was left was an empty building.

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Lilah was struggling with her current case. The facts of the case itself were fairly straight-forward. It was a land dispute between a development company and the farmer who formerly owned the location. There was strong suspicion, but no actual evidence, that the company had used underhanded means to get the state government to seize the land under eminent domain. What was confusing to her was that the land itself didn't appear to have much value. As far as she could tell, it was mostly just scrub forest that had been used as a dumping ground for trash by the locals for years. The state had actually offered an above-market price to the farmer, but he was still taking them to court to try and get it back. The reason it was a W&H case was that the farmer wasn't entirely human...but despite being aware of the supernatural, her client refused to clarify what was so special about the forest. Having visited the site, she couldn't even say there was anything mystical there. She would have sensed it if there had been.

There was a knock on her door. She closed the case files on her laptop before getting up to open it. On the other side of the door was a large black lizard. If the lawyer was surprised by this, you wouldn't know it to look at her face. In a world filled with superheroes, witches and aliens, a talking lizard wasn't that strange. "Can I help you?" she asked her visitor.

"Lilah Morgan. You received your Juris Doctor approximately five months ago and accepted a position with the law firm Wolfram and Hart," said the lizard.

"Yes?" she replied. Was there a reason this being was being so particular in identifying her? "What can I do for you?"

The reptile gave a brief nod, then said, "My name is Metis. I represent a multidimensional organization that has interests in a number of different realities, including yours. We have a need in our organization, and your name came up as someone already employed by a multidimensional firm. In short, we're interested in recruiting you."

Lilah stared at the reptile for a moment. Setting aside the comment about her law firm being present in more than one dimension, she replied, "While I'm flattered, I just accepted a position with my current employer. I can't say that I'm looking to jump ship quite yet."

Metis smiled, showing just a glint of teeth. "We expected that to be your initial response. Would you be willing to accept some information about our organization? Also, as a small apology, allow me to provide you with some supplementary information on your current case."

The young lawyer considered the request. There were quite a few ways the lizard could find out her currently assigned case -- such as reading the court documents. She shrugged. "That's fine. I can't promise that I'll reach out to you after...I assume you have some way to contact you?"

"Of course," replied the lizard. "Simply call the contact number provided in the materials if you have questions." Asti would answer the phone and forward any calls as appropriate.

After leaving Lilah Morgan's apartment, Metis estimated there would be a 87% chance of getting a call within the next forty-eight hours. Apart from the detailed description of the Family, BBFO and Dracotech, there was a section on comparable multireality organizations that provided some information on her current employer to which she was almost certainly not privy. At a minimum, it would likely prompt her to reread the fine print in her employment contract in a different light.

As for the case, the provided data was a list of missing persons that happened to have their remains buried in that little patch of forest. Metis thought Lilah's questions for her boss when she figured that out would be enlightening. Of course, even if Morgan decided to stay with the firm, the case would go nowhere. Metis estimated that it would be at least a week before anybody noticed that the firm's half-demon cannibal client was no longer among the living.

=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=

Metis's next stop was a quick teleport away. The Parker's had been setup with a headquarters building in New York City. Dragon had sent along some people to build out the building's security with input from S.H.I.E.L.D. The Dractotech experts had to admit that the people that worked for Fury were impressively paranoid and knowledgeable. It's too bad so many of their colleagues swore allegiance to modern-day Nazis. Given the E88, Metis wasn't one to point fingers about the existence of local Nazis.

She found Peter, MJ and Phil Coulson meeting with a surprise guest -- Tony Stark.

"Metis...you wouldn't happen to be related to Saurial, would you?" asked the billionaire.

Metis nodded. "She's my cousin."

"Well, it's nice to finally meet one of you. I feel as though I've been snubbed, given how many other folks have met you already." Stark's tone was clearly joking with just a tiny thread of legitimate curiosity in the middle of it.

"It's nothing personal, and an associate of ours did provide some information to Jarvis," replied the lizard.

Stark's grin faded a little bit. "Yes...yes, you did."

"Mr. Stark here has offered to contribute funding and technology to the space initiative," explained Coulson. "We've been discussing the best way to start."

"Our biggest gap right now," said the wealthy genius, "is our lack of adequate sensors to monitor our own space."

The black lizard smiled, showing teeth. "Funny you should say that, as it gets to the reason for my visit."

"What can we do for you today, Metis?" asked Coulson, obviously curious.

"I'm here to provide you access to the sensor net that we've installed for ten light years around planet Earth," said the black reptile.

That provoked universal surprise among the humans. Stark was the first to speak. "When did you do that?"

With a smug look, Metis answered, "About four hours ago." They had indeed deployed a handful of the sensor spheres, the same model as had been provided to the Guardians. In this reality, however, there was no universal police force to monitor things.

"How do we access it?" queried MJ.

Metis stood from where she had been sitting on her tail. "Let's go to your war room. You have a war room, right?"

Peter stammered, "We're, uh, actually calling it the control room." He got up to lead them to it.

The room in question had consoles up against the wall, although most of them weren't doing much of anything right now. There was a large holographic map table in the middle of the room. It looked very much like a war room, thought Metis. "Tony, why don't you use those engineering skills of yours and hook this up to the table input?" she asked, holding up a device that was set to receive feeds from their sensor net.

"Your wish is my command," replied the man with a sarcastic bow of his head. Despite the sarcasm, he took the device and connected it to one of the input ports in the console. The map of New York City was replaced by one of local space within 10 light years.

Coulson bent in to look at the three dimensional map. "Are those all stars?"

Metis gestured to the bright points on the map. "The bright ones are the Alpha Centauri, Barnard's Star, Wolf 359, Lalande 21185 and Sirius systems." Wolf 359 was rather notorious in the Starfleet reality, she knew, though it was pretty boring in this one. "Many of the rest are dwarf stars." One of the sections of the map began to flash.

"What's that?" asked Peter.

Metis reached in and used her hands to zoom in on that section. "It appears to be a Kree scout ship. It just entered the range of the sensor net, and it is on a course headed toward Earth."

Peter frowned. "Coulson, could you inform your boss? Stark, the Avengers also need to know." The two men nodded. "Metis, I don't suppose my wife and I could bum a ride out to say hello?"

Metis was more than happy to provide transport, and was very curious to see how the Spider couple would play this.

=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=

"Greetings, Parihk," said Ambassador Spock. The man greeting him was a regular contact of his. Spock had dealt with him a number of times in the past on matters that were of importance to both the Federation and the Empire. He was a middle-aged Romulan with prematurely graying hair, and had been considered handsome in the past when he was younger.

"Spock, it is good to see you, as usual," said the man with a genuine smile. "That tip you passed on about the Ferengi pirates posing as free traders was quite accurate." The Ferengi ship had been stolen, and the crew had been protecting their secret crimes by carefully selecting their targets and ruthlessly eliminating the crews of captured vessels. They had also been dancing around the Neutral Zone, using it to evade both Federation and Romulan law enforcement. They had been guilty of enough capital crimes that Parihk doubted Spock had any qualms about leaving them to the harsher penalties of Romulan justice.

"I am pleased that their depredations have been halted," replied the Vulcan. The group had killed at least fifty Federation citizens over the months, including at least two families with children. "Unfortunately, this is not a social visit. I have here information that is critical to Romulan internal security, and that threatens the Empire." He handed a data pad to the Romulan seated across the table from him.

The man took a sip of tea, but as he read the contents of the pad, his eyes grew wide and he choked briefly on his drink. "You believe that there is a plot by the Remans to kill the entire Romulan Senate?"

Spock nodded. "I have it on good authority that the clone named Shinzon will lead them. It should be relatively easy to verify, if you know of the plot in advance."

Parihk shook his head. "I do not know if this clone even exists, but I can put a few words in the right ears. What is this second file?" He opened it, and then his eyes widened again. "This can't be right."

"Unfortunately, the mathematics check out, assuming certain preconditions and assumptions about the capabilities of Iconian technology," replied Spock. "The sequence of future events is also plausible, if our psychological predictive models of the half-Romulan known as Sela are accurate." According to the information provided by the Family, her taking control of the Empire was part of what led to the Tal Shiar experiments with Iconian technology that ended up destroying Romulus.

The Romulan looked at him like he was mad. "How do you expect me to fix this? It isn't like anybody can just stick their nose into the business of the Tal Shiar...not unless they want to get it cut off."

Spock regarded him, and decided that the time for subterfuge was over. "That would be why I bring this to Commander Parihk of the Tal Shiar."

The man across from him narrowed his eyes, started to speak, and then paused and seemed to make a decision. "How long have you known?" he asked in a slightly colder voice.

"I began to suspect five years ago, just after the incident with the Cardassian smuggler on Risa," replied Spock. "I was not certain until the quick reaction to the Dominion strike on Pontus III."

The man gave a chuckle that held no merriment in it. "I see the great Ambassador Spock has earned his reputation. Why tell me now?"

"I believe the information that I have given to you is accurate. As you read through it, you will find that the events surrounding the destruction of Romulus would ultimately also lead to the destruction of Vulcan, my home, as well as many needless deaths. Giving you knowledge that I know your true role in the Empire in order to impress upon you the severity of these matters was logical," replied Spock calmly.

Parihk used a degree of self control to avoid rolling his eyes at Spock's reference to logic. "You know that many will question the source of this data?"

Spock bowed his head slightly in agreement. "Nevertheless, there is little harm in checking on the status of a prisoner of unusual ability. Nor is there harm in taking a closer look at Tal Shiar research protocols, especially with regard to alien technology."

"Looking into the affairs of somebody as treacherous as Sela will be significantly more dangerous," countered the Tal Shiar officer.

"Given her heritage, I find it hard to believe that she is not already a person of interest," was Spock's reply.

The Romulan considered him for a moment. "Very well. I will look into some of these matters. Of course, we cannot meet again. I have to say that I am sorry about that. I have honestly enjoyed many of our conversations over the years."

"I understand," said Spock. Raising his hand, he made the Vulcan hand sign and said, "Live long and prosper, Parihk of Romulus."

"You as well, Ambassador," answered the man before he swiftly rose and left the building.

=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=

Taylor waited nervously as the door alarm sounded for the Ward quarters. Assault grinned down at her. "Don't worry," he said, "the Wards are all good kids." Of course, that was mostly true thanks to the rapid departure of Shadow Stalker. Assault didn't know the full story there, but both Piggot and Armsmaster had made it clear that the new Ward had bad history with her, possibly similar to the former probationary Ward's history with Tenebrae.

The girl just smiled up at him in reassurance, then walked in with her head held high when the door opened. She stopped rather suddenly when she realized that the entire Ward team was there, expecting her. Gallant and Aegis were standing against the far wall, while Kid Win, Clockblocker and Vista were sitting on the couch, looking at her. Sitting at a table were the three newest Wards, Browbeat, Tenebrae and Athena. Overall, it was quite a large Wards team, though Brockton Bay also had an unusually high number of capes per capita.

The Protectorate member came up beside her. "Ladies and gentlemen," began Assault, "allow me to introduce our newest Ward, Weaver."

Gallant was the first to move and speak. He walked toward her and held out his hand to shake. "Welcome to the Brockton Bay Wards. I'm Gallant." Of course, Taylor knew this was Dean. Other than Browbeat, she actually knew the identities of all of the Wards, thanks to her counterpart in the Family's universe, or because she used to be a member of the Undersiders. She wasn't going to say that, though, as she didn't want them to be even more uncomfortable with her.

"I'm Aegis," added the Hispanic teen. "What's your power set?"

Tayor shook his hand as well before answering, "Insect control."

"Wait," commented Clockblocker from the couch. He looked between Weaver, and then over at Tenebrae and Athena. "Were you at the bank?"

The tinker next to him sat up quickly. "Are you Skitter?" asked Kid Win suddenly. He remembered the cape from the Leviathan fight who had been working S&R with him. "I thought you didn't make it through the Leviathan battle?"

Tenebrae spoke up in an inflectionless tone. "She's Skitter."

Taylor looked at Brian with a small pang of guilt, then replied to Kid Win. "I was hit by one of the Bakuda grenades, but it actually sucked me through a portal rather than killing me."

"Lucky," commented Browbeat.

"You don't know how lucky," she replied. She then did a brief overview of what had happened to her between then and now.

"So you're the reason the lizards came here?" asked Aegis incredulously.

"Sort of..." she started to reply, when Lisa...Athena...interrupted with a scoff.

"She may be the reason the Family found out about our reality, but trust me, the reptiles do what they do because they want to..." The thinker girl gave a slight shiver, remembering the sight of a large black reptile on her ceiling.

The subject of the Family managed to distract the group slightly from Taylor's brief foray into crime. The conversation went easier as everyone relaxed, but eventually Weaver found herself pulled into another room by Athena. She knew it was likely to happen, but had hoped to put it off. Lisa wasn't willing to wait.

"Look, I know you're worried about what happened with Coil and Dinah, but I want you to know that I really appreciate what those lizards did to him," said the blonde girl. "I never wanted to work for him, but he held a gun to my head. I also knew your intentions when you joined, and I had no problem with them."

"I know," said Taylor. "Saurial and the others told me. They know the Undersiders in their universe, all of whom have already switched to the hero side."

"Well, that explains some things," muttered Lisa. To Taylor, she said, "Brian will come around eventually. He's still a little miffed, mostly because he was the leader of the team and he was worried about his sister. The PRT actually seems to be helping with the custody issue, though, so now it's mostly just his pride."

Taylor smiled a little at that. "What about Rachel and Alec?"

"Both of them have legal matters that have to be resolved before they decide what to do with them. Apparently, Legend actually stepped in and insisted that the forces of law and order play straight with them." Lisa shook her head, as if she still couldn't believe it. "Neither of the cases against them were airtight by any stretch of the imagination, but neither of them had anybody to speak for them before." She peered closely at Taylor, who was masking her expression as much as she could. "You know more about that, don't you? Tell me!"

Taylor winced. She should have known that Lisa would see through her in a fraction of a second. "It's a long story, and I have to get permission before I can tell some of it."

Lisa narrowed her eyes and stared at her, before deflating a bit and saying, "Yeah, OK. I'm going to hold you to that, though."

"It's kind of a big deal, but I'll tell what I can," said Taylor.

Lisa's eyes widened. "Wait...seriously? You actually know why the Endbringers disappeared? Do you know what happened to Sci...you DO know what happened to Scion!"

"Just wait! I'll tell you what I can when I can," said Taylor slightly desperately.

Lisa just crossed her arms in a bit of huff. Then she smiled, and unexpectedly reached over and gave Taylor a hug. "I did miss you, you know?"

Taylor stiffened at first, but quickly relaxed and hugged her back. "Thanks. I missed you, too."

"Don't worry, the Wards members here are good people now that Hess is gone. Brian will warm up pretty quickly once he realizes you triggered the events that led to her getting sent to Juvie," added Lisa. "None of the other Wards liked her either, mostly because she was a raving bitch queen. Clock thought she was hot, but then he thinks the same thing about us."

"TMI, Lisa!" cried Taylor.

Lisa smirked, wondering how much fun they were going to have now that Taylor was on the team...and how much access the girl had to those frustrating and amusing lizards.

=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=

William was getting some dinner when he accidentally bumped into somebody. "Oh, excuse me!" he said, looked to the side at the woman he had nudged. Then his eyes widened when he recognized her. "Cheerleader?" He recognized the girl from Sunnydale, though she looked as though she had lost a lot of weight, and had dark circles under her eyes. He also realized he had never seen her without makeup before.

The girl looked at him, puzzled. William had let his hair grow out and resume its natural color since he became human again. In retrospect, it was amusing that Ianthe and the Nox had duplicated his buzz cut and bleach job from his vampire days in his new body, but it wasn't something he wanted to maintain...at least not until he figured out who he was now. His facial features were distinctive enough, though, that she recognized him after a few moments of staring. "Spike?" she said somewhat shocked. She began to back away slightly nervously.

"Whoa, it's all right. I'm human now," he said quickly. "They moved my soul into a human body."

She looked at him skeptically. "I thought Angel was the one who had a soul?"

He sighed. The Nox were helping him work through his issues with his grandsire, but he still had to suppress the urge to immediately insult the ponce. "I went to Africa and went through a demon trial to get my soul back." It wasn't an especially pleasant experience, over all.

"Why?" she asked with the usual Cordelia tact.

He looked down at her dinner tray, and motioned to a table. "Let's sit and eat, and I can tell you about it."

As the two ate their vegetarian (though William had to grudgingly admit it was quite tasty) meals, he explained about what happened, then told her about Sunnydale and the collapse. Cordelia, in turn, shared some of what she had learned about her recent past. Most of her recent memory had apparently been wiped, but it was obvious to the former vampire that she had been chosen as a sacrifice by a higher power. That put everything that happened to her in Sunnydale in a slightly different light. Some of her bad luck might have been due to manipulation.

"So what are you going to do with yourself now?" asked the girl. "Now that you're human, and such."

William wondered about that himself. "I'm not sure. Part of me thinks I should go and track down Drusilla...and either save her or put an end to her."

Cordelia snorted. "Isn't that a bit ambitious now that you're just a regular mortal human?"

"Eh, the Family has ways to boost normal humans. Ianthe said she could make me stronger than I was as a vampire, if I wanted," said the former vampire. "What about you?"

The young woman shook her head. "I have no idea. My parents took off after the IRS figured out Daddy was cheating on his taxes. Sunnydale is gone even if I wanted to go back. I made a new life for myself in Los Angeles, or so I thought...but now I've got all this history with Angel, Wesley, and the others that I don't even remember." She put her head down in her hands, looking at the table. "I'm also a pretty crappy actress, apparently."

William couldn't resist a small snort. "If it makes you feel any better, I wasn't always a great vampire."

She glared at him. "It doesn't really. Thanks, though."

"Well, on the plus side," he added, "you're pretty much free do whatever you want. I don't think our hosts have any issues with money, power, or any of the usual limits people have."

Cordelia groaned. "Hm. Well, I used to think my goal in life was to marry a rich husband. Then I thought it was to help fight against the forces of darkness."

"How much of that was because of what other people expected of you?" he asked.

After thinking for a minute, she replied, "The first, definitely. I don't know about the second..."

"So you weren't risking your life because everybody in high school thought you were just the rich bitch, and you started to think they were right?" he asked guilelessly.

Cordelia frowned. "You were less annoying when you were a vampire," she said.

He took the last bite of his entree, shrugged his shoulders, and replied, "That's fair." He couldn't deny life was certainly simpler then.

She finished her meal, then said, "Do they have any alcohol on this planet?"

With a raised eyebrow, he asked, "Are you sure? You wouldn't want to do anything you'll regret in the morning."

She openly scoffed in a way he found slightly hurtful. "As if. That's not going to happen. I feel like drinking though."

His frown turned thoughtful. "Yeah, all right." The aliens around here had to have some way to get pissed, right?

It turned out the Nox couldn't actually get drunk...but they were more than capable of producing alcoholic beverages.
 
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Chapter 50: Bad Boys
Chapter 50: Bad Boys

Legend was doing paperwork. While this was far from the most exciting task required of the Head of the Protectorate, it was one of the most common. He wondered if Alexandria could appreciate the reduced bureaucracy inherent in no longer being the head of the PRT in her civilian identity. He doubted it. Rebecca had gotten a little too used to being able to direct things behind the scenes, and now she had to deal with Legend as a superior, which was technically not a new thing, and the new Chief Director, Jackson Lee. Lee had been the Director for the PRT's Indianapolis office, and had turned into a dark horse candidate for the position after it had been made clear by certain aggressively friendly powers that there were no circumstances where making Tagg the new Chief Director was acceptable. Legend would actually have preferred Piggot despite her well-known prejudices, but the woman in question shut that down the minute he brought it up. Apparently, Piggot knew quite well that whoever took over for Costa-Brown was going to have their hands full dealing with the aftermath of Scion's defeat and Cauldron's...chastisement.

The phone rang, and the hero welcomed the excuse to stop going through high-value equipment requisitions for a moment. Picking up the phone, he answered, "Hello, this is Legend."

"Legend, this is Dragon," came the familiar voice on the other line.

Legend smiled. "What can I do for you today?" Given the last time he had called her, he definitely owed the tinker a favor or two...not counting the list of favors already owed by the PRT and the Protectorate to the Canadian hero already. You could argue that Dragon's coordination is what kept every Endbringer fight from turning into a complete bloodbath.

"Unfortunately, this isn't a social call," said the tinker. "I may actually have a lead on the Slaughterhouse Nine's location."

"Really?" he said with some concern. The murder hobo team had been unusually quiet since around the time of the disappearance of the Endbringers and Scion. That didn't bode well, as it usually meant they were planning something big. Big plans by the S9 usually ended with far too many corpses.

"It's likely, though not definite," answered Dragon. "There have been a series of unexpected fires -- nothing big, and nothing that's too out of the ordinary. Car fires, brush fires, a few house fires. In each case, local fire dispatch has been able to control the blaze without too much effort."

Legend wasn't seeing the relevance. "That doesn't sound like the Nine's style, honestly. I mean, obviously Burnscar is a member, but have there been any unusual deaths or disappearances?"

"No," she answered. "That's the strange thing. The suspicious thing is that the last known target of the Nine was a small town in Iowa. The fires have all been set, and they happened in a chronological order that starts in Iowa and moves in a straight line to a specific destination. Assuming they continue along that path, they're heading toward Brockton Bay."

"Which is the center for Family activity since Leviathan. You think they're going to challenge the Family?" asked the leader of the Protectorate.

There was a pause. "It's possible...assuming it is the Slaughterhouse Nine. They could also be trying to recruit a member of the Family. What's odd is that they've been known to go under the radar before, but usually there's no sign of them until they reveal themselves. It would be highly unusual for Slash to let one of his team do something that might alert the authorities before they were ready." Dragon didn't have to say that the idea of Saurial in the Nine was horrifying. Thankfully, having the Nine coming to challenge the Family to a game of beach volleyball was more likely than Saurial joining them.

Legend frowned. "It could be that this is a new ploy. Maybe they're trying to lure us into an ambush? They could be counting on us to send out a team to look for them along the path indicated."

"That is a possibility," agreed Dragon. "It's hard to know for sure without going in and possibly triggering it. I have an idea for how we might be able to spring their trap with some surprises of our own."

"I'm listening," confirmed Legend.

"I have contacts with a very large and powerful hero team that are completely independent of the Guild and the Protectorate. They easily have a number of Triumvirate-level capes," said Dragon. "You wouldn't have heard of them because they're from an alternate Earth -- one of the ones visited by the Family."

"You want to do recon in force with this team?" asked Legend. "Isn't that a bit risky?"

In a slightly smug voice, Dragon replied, "I've actually already briefed them on the Nine, and they've even done full-scale combat simulations against them in a sophisticated virtual reality center. The first time was a bit rough, but they've done it twice more and I think they're more than ready. Also, they're already registered as Guild affiliates as the Justice League."

Legend brought up the link to the Guild database and searched for the team by that name. He did a quick scan through. "Wait, is this right? The team members include an actual Martian...and the King of Atlantis?" Legend had to wonder if this was actually an elaborate prank by the tinker. One of the leading members didn't even have powers according to this, although Dragon had speculated in the comments that he deserved a combined tinker/thinker rating.

Dragon chuckled. "Their history is in some ways surprisingly congruent with ours, but in other ways it is completely different. The Mars in our reality, for example, is every bit the lifeless rock scientists believe it to be." She and Metis had swung by at one point just to verify. "In their universe, however, it was home to several different species of alien."

"That seems a bit hard to believe," said the normally easy-going hero.

"Harder to believe than an alien coming to Earth and scattering superpowers to random humans as part of some type of giant science experiment?" she asked.

Legend considered that. "You have a point," he agreed. "Also, I doubt they're stranger than the Family...or even Mouse Protector."

Dragon didn't mention Plastic Man, seeing as the hero was still on Oa and wouldn't be coming. The idea of Plas and Mouse Protector getting together wasn't likely to be good for anybody's sanity. "I'll get in touch with them and let you know when they want to engage. I assume you want to be there?"

Legend looked back at the requisition forms on his tablet. "I wouldn't miss it for the world."

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The dimension skipper was following the Kree ship fairly closely. That probably would have been a surprise to the Kree ship's crew as they were a) operating under stealth mode themselves, and b) completely incapable of seeing their stalker thanks to Family tech. "That," said Metis, "is a Kree Pugilist-class armed scout. It's job is to do patrol in semi-hostile or unknown areas. It's powerful enough to take advantage of unexpected opportunities, or to fight its way out if challenged. It's current mission is to do a run through near Earth to make sure nothing unusual is going on in that area of space."

"If you already know what it is and what they want, then why didn't you just tell us that before we came out here?" asked Peter with a slightly annoyed look.

Metis looked at the two costumed heroes. "If you two are going to be taking responsibility for the safety of Earth, it seemed prudent to show you what you're up against. The question now is what you want to do now that we're here?"

"Is there anything unusual about this patrol?" asked MJ shrewdly.

Metis shook her head. "Not especially. They actually do one of these approximately once every eighty-four days." The Kree calendar was broken down into five eighty-four day periods per year, hence the timing.

"So, if we do nothing, they'll just run their patrol and report back that nothing's changed?" asked Peter.

"For now, that's true. If you folks start putting up a lot of infrastructure in Earth orbit, or even elsewhere around the solar system, then that will no longer be the case," explained the lizard.

Peter and MJ looked at each other. "What kind of response could the Kree muster to a perceived threat?" asked MJ.

"I was hoping you would ask that," said Metis smugly. "Let's go take a look at the nearest Kree naval depot."

She piloted the skipper away from the scout ship, far enough away that their wormhole wouldn't be detected against the background noise. They reappeared somewhere else, then traveled for a good fifteen minutes before arriving at a planet. The planet itself was nothing spectacular. While it had an atmosphere, there was little sign of vegetation or water. What was more impressive was the orbital infrastructure around the planet. There was what appeared to be a single station that ringed half of the planet. They could easily see defensive emplacements, docking areas, repair docks, and quite a large number of warships.

"This is the Forty-Seventh Kree Navy Depot. It hosts the One-Hundred and Fifteenth Frontier Fleet, which is comprised of forty-seven warships and over a hundred support ships. The flagship of the fleet is the Kree battlecruiser Justified Rage, which is currently docked to take on resupply." Metis pointed to a rather large vessel attached the the Depot. It was hard to judge scale, but it was clearly larger than most of the surrounding ships.

The two spider-themed heroes looked slightly nervously around at the massive warships. "This is the fleet that they would send if they determined we were a threat?"

Metis considered that. "According to the information we have on Kree military doctrine, they would probably send a single cruiser, or maybe a cruiser with escorts. Earth doesn't rank very high in terms of threat. This fleet would only deploy if you did something foolish, like launch a preemptive strike on the Kree Navy, or if they thought Earth was about to be taken over by a hostile power like the Skrulls." The Kree weren't so arrogant that they couldn't see the threat Earth could pose if somebody was providing a guiding hand.

"Assuming we were able to defeat this fleet...then what would happen?" asked Arachne.

"That would jump up the threat level," replied Metis. "Depending upon how it happened, they might muster a task force joining together several Frontier fleets, or they may actually deploy a Strike fleet with actual battleships. Those are usually used in direct combat against hostile space powers with sizable navies, like the Skrulls, the Shi'ar, or the Badoon."

Both heroes were silent as they absorbed those facts. "Thank you for showing us this...but why did you?" asked Peter.

Metis smiled. "One of the things we've seen, particularly in Daniel Jackson's reality, is that politicians who are used to being a big fish in a small pond can be rather stubborn about maintaining their dominance...even when they wander into a school of sharks. There were a number of senior leaders who had trouble conceiving that the United States military wasn't really a threat to an alien empire that stretched across half the galaxy. Unfortunately for you, the heroes on your world have already faced down a number of major galactic threats, including the being known as Galactus. Most of the major powers considered that extremely impressive, but also saw it as a warning. There's a reason the Kree send regular patrols through your space. Any signs of rapid advancement or expansionist tendencies beyond your own system is going to raise alarm bells, and you are going to need to be prepared with both diplomacy and a strong enough defense to not appear to be an easy conquest." Earth in this universe had an unusually high proportion of meta beings compared to other worlds, and had a reputation for punching beyond their weight class.

"So, what's your advice?" asked MJ. The lizards seemed to be ahead of the game most of the time.

"Initially, you will want to focus on fixed orbital defenses and system patrol craft. Maybe work on setting up some bases in other parts of your own solar system. None of that will raise too many eyebrows. Most independent worlds of sufficient technology already have similar infrastructure established," suggested the black reptile. "In parallel to that, you need to play a role educating governments about your relative strength compared to other galactic powers, and lay the grounds for sensible diplomacy rather than saber rattling." Once the baseline infrastructure was established, they could focus on contact, exploration and expansion. The Starfleet model was actually fairly sensible, even if their insistence on multi-purpose ships was unwise.

Peter frowned. "We've already had incidents with aliens on Earth. How do we keep governments from seeing such things as an act of war?"

"You normalize it," she replied. "Would you expect France to declare war on the United States because an American on vacation went on a killing spree?"

"Of course not," answered MJ. "That's the work of a single criminal."

"Right. Now, would there be problems if an American SEAL team landed in Marseille and assassinated a local government official in broad daylight?" continued Metis.

The two heroes frowned at each other. "I think I see what you're saying," said Peter. "We need to educate ourselves about the other powers so we can determine an appropriate response. A single criminal landing on Earth is different from an alien fleet parked on our doorstep."

"Yes. Luckily for you, the Family already has fairly extensive surveillance of the various major powers in this galaxy thanks to Dragon and her family," said Metis. "We will happily provide you two with access to that information. We would prefer, however, that Stark and Fury remain ignorant of this resource, lest the temptation to try preemptive measures grows too great." Either of the two men could cause a lot of problems by assuming they understood galactic politics as well as they did international affairs back home. What either of them might consider stealthy and measured might be neither of the two, and neither of them was used to out-thinking non-human opponents on a regular basis. Until Earth was a little more sophisticated, it would be better to compartmentalize some of that information.

"Could we see the Kree homeworld?" asked Mrs. Parker.

"Buckle your seat belts, campers," said Metis with a grin. "We are going to take a galactic tour of the major powers. Please remain on board the craft until we reach our final destination on Earth."

The ship vanished into a wormhole, leaving behind a puzzled Kree sensor tech who logged it as a suspected glitch in the sensor network.

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Three starships were travelling through the void on a path that would take them to Earth. The ships' hulls were like loops with one open end, and they were each filled with enough bioweapons to wipe out every human on the planet. The redundancy in having three vessels showed an admirable degree of caution. The ships were all travelling on independent courses at staggered intervals. They were also extremely stealthy, and would be difficult to pick out from the background radiation.

A wormhole opened near the first ship. A weapon was fired. The vessel and its contents became dust. This happened two more times. In each case, the ship in question never realized they were under threat until they were already torn into particles.

The Engineer who sent them was concerned when broadcasts from the three ships stopped suddenly. Drastic measures would have to be taken, as it was clear the humans were now a serious threat. Note that the more militaristic members of their species did not consider genocide to be particularly drastic. They were also strangely convinced of their own superiority, and generally skeptical of the abilities of other species.

It was quite obvious that they had never met the Family before. If they had...well, then the more warlike members of the species would likely no longer be an issue, one way or another. Having not had that experience, they proceeded ahead into the unknown with the kind of foolish overconfidence only possible when one has gone unchallenged for far too long...

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Dragon was speaking with River when Saurial arrived on the bridge of the Ship of Fools. "Dragon," said Saurial, "I didn't know you were here. We need to take the ship out."

"Do you mind if I tag along?" asked the tinker. "I'm just checking up on River."

"Mom, I'm eighteen! You don't have to watch over me," said the AI with a petulant whine.

"You're eighteen months old, River, and age doesn't matter for us anyway," replied Dragon.

Saurial's mouth quirked into a grin at the byplay between the two. "Normally I wouldn't want anybody else on this trip, but you're actually one of the few folks who could recover from any unfortunate accidents."

"What's so dangerous?" asked River in a normal tone.

"We need to deliver one thousand hydrogen bombs coated in a shell of powdered anti-life," said the reptile.

The two AI regarded Saurial for the better part of a minute. "You made a thousand hydrogen bombs?"

"They're not that hard once you understand how they're made. The hard part was powdering the anti-life we found and then coating the warheads. Even Varga doesn't like to touch that stuff," she replied.

"Why would you even need hydrogen bombs when we have photon torpedoes?" asked River practically.

Saurial shrugged. "We ran some tests. While the anti-life can easily survive a nuclear blast, a small portion of it was lost when it annihilated with anti-matter." It was fairly easy to run certain types of tests when you could create EDM testing chambers in pocket dimensions, though scrubbing up the remaining anti-life was still a pain in the tail.

"This is for those beings you learned about from the Prophets in the Starfleet universe?" asked Dragon.

"Not them, per se, so much as their...agent? It's actually a constructed intelligence, but it's an energy construct. It's honestly really hard to describe. The beings who constructed it were literally millennia more advanced than the Federation Miles lives in," explained Saurial.

"If they were so advanced, then why didn't they just attack the Federation directly while they were still primitive?" asked River.

"Because that's been tried more than once, and there are too many ways to fix or prevent it. That's part of the job of the Guardian of Forever...it acts as a fail safe for any temporal shenanigans. It's actually capable of seeing all timelines simultaneously," continued Saurial.

Dragon regarded the reptile woman. "You two understand how all of that fits together enough to attack this agent effectively?"

"I understand it," said Varga through Saurial's mouth. "I have explained enough of it to Taylor...as much as she can comprehend at this point. It will likely be several decades before her intellect evolves enough from contact with mine to truly understand the underlying principles for some of it."

"How is nuking it with anti-life going to stop an advanced energy construct?" asked River.

"The nuclear devices are simply there to spread the anti-life over a wide area. The name, 'anti-life', is a bit of a misnomer," continued Varga. "The simplest way I could explain it in English is that it is a crystallized waveform of complete potential entropy across all possible states, including physical, magical and spiritual manifestations of sapience."

"And...that's safe for Mother and myself to be around? It sounds like AI's would't be immune?" River liked to think that they had souls...given that there were universes where such things could be verified to exist.

"You're not," said Saurial. "But, your reaction times are many times faster than even a boosted human's...and your minds are replicated to a remote backup in the event of catastrophe. I wouldn't be taking River if I didn't require somebody to pilot while I see to the dispersal of the weapons themselves. I don't intend to allow anybody else to handle them."

After a moments silence, River said, "All right, where are we going?"

Saurial went over to a keyboard and began typing. After about five minutes, she said, "There. That should tell you how to get there."

"Wow," said River. She paused yet again. "That's not really...anywhere or anywhen."

"It is a set of unlikely but possible points of metaphysical leverage that allow for the manipulation of the Federation's reality such that it is forced into congruence with a close parallel reality," explained Varga.

Taylor appeared next to Saurial. "The way Varga explained this to me was like this. Imagine two parallel realities as being two sheets of plastic wrap right next to each other. Now, you could apply pressure to many different points to make the two sheets touch. If you could both press and not press all of those points simultaneously, then the two would flutter across each other's locations constantly...at the risk of both sheets shredding into tatters."

"Why don't they shred?" asked the armored tinker.

"They stay intact because there are powerful beings that apply...compensating touches in order to prevent their destruction. Beings like the Q, the Organians, the Prophets, and others," said Saurial-Varga. "Some of them do it almost instinctively, while others are deliberate actors."

The Taylor aspect disappeared, and Saurial said, "So, who wants to help me use nuclear bombs spiked with super entropy to disassemble the essence of reality allowing a hostile energy construct to smash two realities together violently?"

"Ooh, me, me!" said River with possibly feigned eagerness.

Dragon somehow gave the impression of frowning. "I feel as though there needs to be at least one responsible adult along."

The Ship of Fools jumped through an oddly-colored wormhole, one that somehow gave every being on board a disquieting feeling. "I'm not sensing anything in the EM spectrum...at all," said the ship's AI, "but I am getting gravitic readings, and...some really esoteric readings from the more exotic sensors we worked up for the sensor spheres."

"I'll go deploy. Follow the course I input previously." With that, Saurial disappeared. Approximately thirty minutes later, she reappeared on the bridge. "Well, that's done. Let's go."

"How long will it be until we see an effect?" asked Dragon.

Saurial considered. "It shouldn't take more than forty-two billion years, I would think, give or take a couple hundred million."

"The universe is less than fourteen billion years old, Saurial," stated River.

Saurial rolled her eyes. "It won't always be...and it isn't linear in any event. Hmm...the Prophets might be kind of pissed, now that I think of it. We may want to send them a gift basket or something."

"I'm kind of surprised that the entity didn't defend itself," commented Dragon.

There was a bright flash, and a familiar figure was standing there wearing the uniform of a Starfleet officer. "Well, you can thank me whenever you like. You're lucky I was there to nudge you into the sequence that kept you intact."

"Thank you," said Saurial simply. "I'm pleased you decided to intervene." Her grin was slightly more smug then Dragon might have expected.

Q looked at Saurial with a raised eyebrow. "Don't flatter yourself. I have to admit, however, that I couldn't resist throwing a spanner in the works for a being that's caused quite a lot of unnecessary work for the Continuum."

"Of course. Thank you, nevertheless," said the lizard.

Q simply nodded and vanished.

"Well, at least that's done," commented River.

Saurial chuckled. "That's just the first step...but it was an important one. Now things get really strange."

Dragon wasn't sure she wanted to know what the next steps required...

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Lilah Morgan considered herself to be an ethical person. Her sense of morals wasn't necessarily in line with those around her, but she agreed with and adhered to the ethics of her chosen profession. As such, she had no issue with representing criminals and ensuring they received the best results possible. Honesty between lawyers and their clients was critical, however, and was why lawyer-client privilege existed. The materials that the giant alien lizard had given to her suggested her client hadn't been forthcoming with the truth, and had led her to drive out to the forest patch that was the subject of her current case.

The woods were patchy and filled with trash -- much of it left by partying teens, so there was an obnoxious amount of broken glass in addition to the cigarette butts, fast food wrappers and even less reputable and pleasant detritus. There were probably more dangerous items like discarded drug needles mixed with the rest. Luckily for her, Lilah had better ways to search through the trash than doing it by hand. A few minutes of prep time allowed her a minor ritual that rather quickly confirmed that the forest also hosted human remains. Based on the strength of the reaction, there were the bodies of quite a number of people disposed of there.

Three hours later, she was standing in the office of her managing partner. "Did you know that my client is a serial killer?" Short of him running a fraudulent mortuary business (and she had double-checked that), she couldn't see any other reason for the woods to be filled with corpses.

Her managing partner, Jacob Carrow, was a slightly overweight man with a pinched face and thinning hair. Lilah didn't like him...but she didn't have to like him to work with him. His current expression was bland, but she could see an overly calculating look in his eye. "What makes you say that?" he asked.

"The bodies of missing persons scattered throughout that patch of disputed ground, combined with the fact that the land is otherwise fairly worthless and not worth fighting for in a court of law unless it happened to be where he was disposing of his victims," she replied in a matter-of-fact tone.

His hand slid over toward the security button under the corner of his desk. "Mr. Caldwell has this firm on retainer. We are currently representing him in a land dispute. Any other factors are not relevant."

"Not relevant?" she said disbelievingly. "What do you think would happen if the state or the developer insisted on a detailed inspection of the lands to establish a claim of abandonment? How am I supposed to block those motions if I don't know they would cause an issue?"

He stopped moving for a moment, realizing that she had actually brought up a relevant argument, and thought about her issue. "Mr. Caldwell has committed a number of activities that would be considered criminal in nature. There is likely a significant amount of evidence of those activities in the lands in question."

"Are we going to have to defend him in criminal court?" she asked.

He shook his head. "It won't come to that."

Lilah frowned. The certainty of his statement was a little too confident. She decided to push something else. "When, exactly, would I have been told of the true ownership of our firm? That Wolfram and Hart are actually three...beings?" She was still cautious enough to not refer to them as demons.

He frowned again. "You would have been informed after your probationary period."

She suspected that she would have learned some things, but not the whole story -- at least not until her seniority was enough to trigger some of the other, nastier clauses built into her contract. She had been rather surprised to find how well the firm had camouflaged mystical bindings as legal terminology. "Do you withhold this type of information from all of your new hires?" she asked.

Carrow considered his options. Morgan had done good work, despite how irritating she was being at the moment. She also seemed more morally flexible than he had feared, which was a critical factor for long-term success at the firm. Some candor would probably be appropriate. "There were some additional considerations made for your hiring," he said. "The Senior Partners are aware of your family connections."

Morgan slammed down her mental control, forcing the outrage into a tiny little ball in the back of her mind. She had made an effort to keep the secret of her actual biological parentage, and she hated that her fears should it be known were justified. She kept her face bland. Her poker face was better than Carrow's. "I can assure you that my family connections have no bearing on my career."

Her boss actually grinned. "There is a certain level of risk where it pays to be certain. Not everything people do is always entirely voluntary. There are always ways to convince somebody where their best interests lie."

He obviously thought he was being subtle, but the threat was fairly clear. "Understood," was all she said, and then she turned and left. She had a strong suspicion that she had just marked herself as a significant risk. Unfortunate family connections combined with a bit too much clarity of perception were an unfortunate combination. While the "Senior Partners" might not feel overly threatened, the same couldn't be said for her boss.

Stepping into the women's restroom, she looked under the stalls to make sure the room was empty. She took out her telephone and dialed the number left to her by Metis.

"Hello, Lilah," said the familiar voice on the phone. "Do you have questions, or are you willing to consider our offer?"

"Actually," she said quickly, "I just confronted my local managing partner about certain things, and I was wondering if you might be able to come collect me? I may have inadvertently given him reason to see me as a personal threat to his position."

"Where are you exactly right now?" asked the lizard.

"I'm in the third floor ladies' room in the Wolfram and Hart building in Los Angeles," she replied, slightly confused.

"Stay there. I can't come for you personally because I'm in the middle of giving some heroes a tour of the alien battlefleets of the Kree Empire, but I will have someone collect you from your location," she replied. "I'll call them right now."

After hanging up, Lilah made a pretext of checking and touching up her makeup in case anybody else came in to use the bathroom. After about five minutes, there was a disturbance in the air, and a portal opened up in the middle of the restroom. One of the sinks was caught in the edge of the portal and she could see how the porcelain was sliced by it. A short, young man in business casual attire stepped out of the portal, and said, "Come with me if you want to live!"

Morgan's mouth dropped open for a second, before she asked, "Are you threatening me?"

He appeared shocked. "What? No! It's just a movie reference..."

"ANDREW!" yelled a voice through the portal. A young African-American girl stepped through after the young man. "Don't screw around during a retrieval." The girl turned Lilah. "Hi, I'm Rona. If you'll come with us, we'll help you."

At that moment, two security guards opened the door to the restroom. Making a decision, Lilah said, "Let's go," and rushed past the two strangers and through the portal. Her heels began clacking on a metallic floor, and after clearing the portal, she stopped before hitting the wall...which was actually a window...which was actually showing her a planet that was clearly not Earth circling below, surrounded by the starscape of outer space.

As she heard the portal close behind her, she asked out loud, "Where are we?"

"Welcome to Sineya Station!" said a voice. Lilah turned to see a young girl with long dark hair. "I'm Dawn Summers. Metis called and asked us to pull you out." Lilah noticed the girl was finishing up putting an adhesive bandage on one of her fingers.

"Andrew tried to use a Terminator 2 quote on her," complained Rona, who was now standing in the room with Lilah, Dawn and Andrew.

"Hey, everybody else gets to make quips and stuff," he whined.

Lilah was starting to get aggravated. "Look, can somebody please explain to me exactly what's going on? Is this actually a space station in orbit of an alien planet?"

Dawn raised her hand and gestured for Andrew and Rona to leave them alone. "Did Metis provide you with materials on the Family and their affiliated organizations?"

"Yes," said Lilah shortly.

"Sineya station is the headquarters of the Sineya Council, a group that is responsible for protecting a different Earth from yours from demons, vampires and other supernatural threats. This station is actually in a third universe -- one where most of the Family business is done under the name Weyland-Yutani," explained Dawn.

Narrowing her eyes, Lilah began to wonder if she had simply exchanged one threat for another. "What, exactly, do the Family do that requires presences in all of these universes?"

Dawn chuckled a bit. "That's a long story, but the short form is that they help people, often those with impossible problems, while simultaneously amusing themselves in ways that make most authorities question their own sanity."

"When do I learn the long form of the story?" asked the lawyer. Lilah had enough legal experience to know how much even an accurate summary could leave out.

Dawn started walking toward the door. "I can start explaining it now. Let's go to a conference room. Would you like something to drink?"

Lilah started to follow. "A glass of Merlot would be lovely right now," she said, not expecting much.

Dawn walked over to a small alcove and asked, "Do you have a preferred vintage?"

"You wouldn't happen to have an '89 Chateau Petrus?" she asked with a smirk.

The young woman said, "Computer, a glass of 1989 Chateau Petrus merlot, please." There was an electronic buzz, and a glass of wine appeared in the alcove.

Lilah's eyes widened. "You have matter replicators?"

Dawn smiled. "Among other things."

"Interesting," she said, taking the wine when it was offered. She sipped it, and verified that it tasted exactly like the wine in question. Replicating a four thousand dollar bottle of wine somehow seemed like cheating. "So, what's this all about?"

"Well, the whole thing started...for us at least...back when the town of Sunnydale, California collapsed into a closing hellmouth..." began Dawn.

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John Marcone had just finished reviewing some correspondence from the Chicago Historical and Art Society when Gard walked into his office. The six-foot-tall blonde woman was carrying a computer printout. Without wasting time on pleasantries, she handed it to him and said, "You're going to be interested in this."

John looked at the paper, his eyes, the color of old dollar bills, widened slightly. "Dresden Security? Is this market cap right?" The application for a CHX listing showed a market capitalization of forty-five million dollars, and listed Harry Dresden as the Chief Executive Officer.

"It is as far as my sources can tell," replied Gard. Given that she worked for Monoc Securities, those sources were quite comprehensive in both the secular and supernatural world. "I've got people running down the other business filings as we speak, but it looks legitimate."

"Do we know who's backing him? Is this a play by the Council?" asked Marcone. Dresden had always been short of money as a P.I., and had also been infuriatingly stubborn about taking what he considered to be dirty money. Marcone had tried going that route before without success. He was a member of the White Council of wizards however, and they had greater resources.

Gard shook her head. "It isn't the White Council. They haven't got the ready assets to do this after the war, nor is this in line with their policy of keeping out of the limelight." It went without saying that the Merlin wasn't Dresden's biggest fan in any case. "The boss also confirmed it isn't Winter Court. Whoever provided the capital is exceedingly good at covering their tracks, unfortunately." All attempts to trace the source had led either to dead ends or traps that ended in some of the most perverse parts of the Internet.

As the only signatory of the Unseelie Accords who was a normal human, Jonny Marcone was accorded the title of the Baron of Chicago. Setting up Dresden with corporate backing in that city could be somebody setting up to challenge his authority. "We're sure it didn't come through Thomas Raith?" The White Court Vampires had money, though this would be unlike their usual modus operandi. They preferred to be the power behind the throne, using their abilities to influence those in charge.

"Raith's relationship with his sister is still estranged at best, and there are no significant adjustments to their known assets," she answered. If she was irritated that Marcone thought they wouldn't check the obvious link to Dresden's brother, then she didn't show it.

Marcone sat quietly for a moment. Having soul-gazed Dresden, he knew the man wouldn't take money from the Fomor, the Denarians, or any other group unfriendly to humanity. It also wasn't like him to loot resources from the Red Court, though it was likely he had had something to do with that group's sudden and inexplicable demise. He looked back at the filing documents, and noted the address of the listed headquarters. "Set some people to watching their building. I want to know when Harry shows up again." The wizard had been missing for the better part of a week, as had Karrin Murphy, though Dresden's brother was still around. The three were all worth watching, if only because they were excellent tripwires for anything supernatural going on around town. "I think I want to have a chat."

Gard nodded and left without saying anything else.

Gentleman Jonny Marcone ran the criminal underworld in Chicago, and he was also a player on the supernatural side of things. He didn't like it when known players suddenly changed like this. Apart from the implicit threat to operations, it tended to make things untidy and attract unwelcome attention. Harry Dresden in particular tended to attract attention from those whose threat levels ranked from high to potentially apocalyptic. While he had worked with Harry Dresden in the past to accomplish mutual objectives, and even had a degree of respect for the man, the wizard was by no means considered a friend. Smart money was that something was about to change in Chicago, and Marcone didn't get to his position in life by ignoring such things. He just hoped he didn't have to go against the man directly, as the wizard had an annoying habit of beating foes that should have been beyond him. In the past, the wizard had ignored mundane criminal affairs as outside of his mandate, but he wasn't shy about expressing his disdain for Marcone, and he had the power to back up his attitude.

The Baron of Chicago thought things were likely to either get much worse or much better in the near future. He intended to be prepared either way.

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Interlude: The Girl
Interlude: The Girl

Kiva was staring at her art project. She had been working on it for the better part of a year, now, but then that wasn't that unusual for her people for great works like this. It was her chance to be recognized as a named adult and a master in her field. Some people spent almost a decade on their projects, but Kiva wanted to be done in half that time. The project itself was a sculpture made of noka crystals. The crystals themselves were irregularly shaped, but had the useful property of sticking to each other with electrostatic force. They also refracted light in a prism, which is why working in that medium was also known as rainbow shaping. The best sculptures showed sophistication of form and complexity in the light patterns displayed when light passed through at different angles. Her personal hero, Malija of Cantos Province, was a master of the art. He was the crafter of the great sculpture in the central hall of the Presidium in the capital city.

One of the frustrating aspects of working with noka crystals was their sensitivity, however. They could be displaced by vibrations. They could be shifted by electrical fields. Even a strong breeze could throw one out of alignment. It's why completed works were sealed in shielded glasswork. She had a professional grade protective cover to keep her work intact while it was in progress, but she still had to spend the first part of every creative session inspecting it for defects and making minor corrections.

This session wasn't going so well. She had just started adjusting a section that had shifted overnight, when she had to pause and move away so she could cough. Sudden reflex movements like that could be disastrous in rainbow shaping, so she had long trained herself to recognize such things and disengage from her work. After her cough, she waited a moment...luckily, as she coughed again. Was there dust in the room? The cleaning bots should have removed any particles from the air.

The second time she had to back away from her sculpture, she began to worry that she was getting sick. While sickness was rare for their people thanks to modern healthcare, there were still some diseases that could cause problems. She went into her father's den. "Father, I've been coughing while I was trying to work. I think I may be getting sick?"

Kiva's father was an older man, a senior director for the Science Directorate. He peered at her closely. "Is it just a cough?" he asked. He motioned her closer. "Come here and let me feel your skin."

She did as he asked, and he placed the back of his hand against the right lobe of her forehead. His eyes widened. "Your temperature is high! How long have you been feeling this way?"

The girl thought back over the previous few days. She realized that she hadn't slept well last night for some reason...but hadn't connected it to her cough. "It may have started yesterday?"

He frowned. "I'm going to take you to see Doctor Tild."

Now it was Kiva's turn to frown. Doctor Tild was their family physician. He had been their doctor for years. Kiva didn't like him. He looked at his patients like they were puzzles he was trying to solve, rather than as people with sickness. "Do we have to?"

"You know how rare fevers are these days. I would rather be safe than sorry," he replied.

She looked down, slightly ashamed of her complaint. "Of course, Apan, I'm sorry." Apan was the baby word for father, but she still used it when she was embarrassed.

"It's alright," he said with a smile. "I'll just give him a call."

The doctor was willing to see them immediately, which was not surprising. Other than the infrequent accident or the birth of a child, medical professionals had few patients. Genetic engineering had long ago eliminated the most common issues, and targeted campaigns had wiped out most contagious diseases centuries ago. They were led right in to see Dr. Tild.

The doctor looked at her dispassionately, then turned to her father and said, "What are the symptoms?"

"She's been coughing, and she has a fever. She also didn't sleep well last night." Kiva was feeling a little dizzy, and she missed part of what else her father told the doctor. Before she realized it, she was lying in a medical diagnostic bed. Her father must have taken off her coat without her noticing. She could hear them talking, though they were obviously speaking quietly.

"This is bad," said the doctor. "Something is attacking her immune system, but I'm not sure exactly what it is." He said a few more things that were indistinct. She was sure she heard her father mention her sculpture, and there was something about treatment.

She didn't fully come out of her daze until she was in the aircar back toward their home. "What did the doctor say?" she asked.

"He said you need to rest. He also gave me some medicine for you to take. I'm going to ask your Aunt Kelar to come stay with you as well," he replied. He looked worried.

"I'm sure I'm just over-tired," she said. "I didn't sleep well last night. I think I had nightmares."

"We'll see," he said. "I'll make you some pinshar soup for dinner." It was a local tradition for sick children that rarely got made anymore, but her father remembered the recipe.

Neither father nor daughter noticed the woman in a dark suit watching their building from down the street. They would have felt anxious at her narrowed, calculating gaze, however, had they seen it. The woman watched their aircar come in for a landing. The girl was the key to everything, but getting to her would be a challenge, even for someone with her skills. Luckily, she had plenty of time.
 
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Chapter 51: Oblique Maneuvers
Chapter 51: Oblique Maneuvers

Carol and Amy arrived at the PRT medical wing fifteen minutes earlier than their appointment time, thanks to light traffic and a bit of luck with the lobby and elevator. Miss Militia was already there with Director Piggot. "Director, Miss Militia," greeted Carol.

"Brandish, Panacea, thank you for coming. Your presence here will help alleviate a lot of concerns," said the Director.

Brandish...Carol Dallon...quirked her eyebrow. "Concerns about what exactly, Director? I assume we're not here because somebody needs healing?" That was the typical reason why the PRT asked for Panacea's services.

"You're familiar with the Family?" asked Miss Militia.

The New Wave mother nodded without changing her expression. "You're talking about the giant lizards that helped drive away Leviathan?" Amy Dallon got an odd expression on her face, but the adults didn't notice.

"Apparently, they did more than just drive away the Endbringer," grumped Piggot. "Apart from helping Panacea with the casualties, Dragon and Armsmaster both assure me that they repaired almost all of the city's critical infrastructure in a ridiculously short period of time."

"It was the shortest, least damaging Endbringer fight I've been to," ventured Amy. The healing had gone quickly, and the damage to the city had seemed almost trivial...though that was apparently thanks to their scaly friends.

Taking up the thread, Miss Militia continued. "They have provided us with samples of some of the technology they used to heal people."

"Technology?" said Brandish with a start. "They didn't heal with powers?"

"I saw them heal people by touch at the triage center," protested Panacea.

"They did," agreed Miss Militia, "but the other two lizards...Saurial and Raptaur, carried small patches that were also capable of healing."

"Healing what?" asked Brandish. To Miss Militia's judgement, she sounded slightly suspicious.

Piggot snorted. "Practically anything, supposedly. That's what we're actually trying to verify. We would like Panacea to monitor a set of volunteers while we apply the patches."

"Just monitor?" queried Panacea.

"...and fix any problems that occur," added Miss Militia. "If possible."

Amy looked to Carol, who appeared to consider the matter and gave a small nod. Amy was curious to see what the Family technology would do. The fact that they were testing something new would explain why they had explicitly asked for both her can Carol, as Amy was still underage, if only barely.

"I've got some other matters, but Miss Militia can take it from here," said Piggot. She quickly went about her business while Miss Militia brought Carol and Amy in to where a PRT physician was sitting with a group of patients, all of whom had various medical issues.

The physician, Dr. Talbott, introduced himself and explained about the patients. "We were given quite a broad list of conditions that the healing symbiotes are designed to heal, and we've obtained consenting volunteers with a number of health problems."

"Wait, symbiote? The healing devices are alive?" asked Amy.

The doctor nodded. "Technically, yes, although the symbiotes themselves appear to stay in stasis until they begin to heal, and then harmlessly dissolve after they finish their task."

"You're testing biotinker work?" asked Brandish, once again suspicious.

"No," interjected Miss Militia. "At least, not as we understand it. Apparently, the Family are far in advance of humanity in terms of the biological...and possibly other...sciences." Given that they arrived at the Endbringer fight in an actual spaceship, that probably went without saying. "It isn't tinker work. They can explain their function."

"Even if most of us can only barely understand the explanations unless they dumb them down," commented Doctor Talbott wryly. "If you're still willing to assist, I can tell you about our volunteers."

After a brief debate, with Carol being hesitant despite Miss Militia's assurances, they agreed to continue. There were half-a-dozen cases. One was a PRT trooper with a broken wrist in a cast. The second was a young man who had lost his arm below the elbow in a motorcycle crash six months ago. He was still suffering phantom pains in the lost limb. The third was a woman who had just been diagnosed with early stage breast cancer, with a good prognosis even with normal treatment. The fourth was another PRT trooper, this time a woman, who was suffering from a bad cold. The fifth caused Amy to raise an eyebrow -- an older woman with advanced kidney disease who had been on dialysis for years. It was not hard to see her as a stand-in for Director Piggot, whose health problems were an open secret at the PRT. The sixth caused both Carol and Amy to share a shocked look, as it was a middle-aged man suffering from chronic depression.

"How were these patients selected?" asked Brandish.

"Ianthe provided a list of categories we would want to test based upon their experiences with their version of the PRT," explained Talbott.

"Their version of the PRT?" asked Panacea before Brandish could voice the same question.

Miss Militia winced. "This isn't common knowledge, but the Family apparently reside in a parallel Brockton Bay, similar to how Earth Aleph and Earth Bet are related, but the similarities between there and here are even greater...to the point where the PRT and the Protectorate exist, and they have a PRT office in Brockton Bay run by their version of Director Piggot."

"You believe that?" asked Brandish in tone that suggested Miss Militia might be delusional.

"I understand your reaction," she replied, "but they've presented an overwhelming volume of evidence to prove their case, and both Armsmaster and Dragon have confirmed much of it independently."

"What about the Protectorate's thinkers?" asked Brandish. It was fairly well-known, especially to Protectorate affiliates like New Wave, that the government agency maintained their own group of thinkers to analyze problems.

"They can't get a read on the Family, but they have confirmed that so far their effects have been nothing but benevolent," replied Miss Militia. It was slightly concerning that the lizards seemed to create a similar blind spot for thinkers and precogs as the Endbringers, but telling that to Brandish wouldn't be productive at the moment.

The tests went smoothly -- better than expected, and Panacea seemed oddly energized by the experience. In fact, she seemed utterly fascinated at how the tiny little symbiotic organisms diagnosed and corrected problems. She paid particular attention to how the man suffering from depression was adjusted, watching for any signs of mastering or other negative side effects on the man's personality or mental acuity. The worst side effect for any of the patients was that the man with the new arm lost three pounds of fatty tissue and was exceedingly hungry after the procedure.

Miss Militia and the doctor thanked them, and scheduled a follow-up with the same patients in a week to verify the absence of after-effects. The ride home with Carol was quiet at first. Then Amy said, "That last man was really interesting. The healing symbiote didn't change anything except the balance of his mental biochemistry. I'll need to check up on it at the follow-up next week, but if it checks out...there's no reason why it couldn't heal anybody with that problem."

Carol was quiet for more than a minute. Then she said, "I'm not sure I trust those lizards."

"They healed a lot of people at the Endbringer fight...including Eric." Shielder had been injured by falling debris, and Metis had fixed him almost immediately.

Her mother pursed her lips. "We'll have to discuss it as a team," was all Carol said.

Amy smiled quietly to herself. Despite her general attitude, Amy was sure that Carol...mom...loved her dad, and she knew the rest of the team would jump at the chance to fix his mental issues. It was just a matter of convincing Carol to overcome her own overly cautious tendencies, which shouldn't be that hard given the potential gain to everybody, but especially to Mark Dallon.

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Admiral Janeway was reviewing the reports, and her conclusions were inescapable. Somebody was identifying Section 31 assets and making them disappear...but only Section 31 assets that were originally from the Empire. They had lost contact with fifty-three agents, and every single one of them was either a deep cover plant or a replacement asset. What's worse was that whoever was doing it was smart enough to not do it in any sort of predictable pattern.

The first disappearance was almost three weeks ago. It had taken a week and a dozen disappearances before anybody realized that causalities were higher than normal attrition. The galaxy was a dangerous place, and even trained intelligence agents weren't immune to random dangers, after all. The focus on Terran Empire assets though was a common factor, as was the complete lack of any bodies. Whoever was taking out their agents was either capturing and imprisoning them, or killing them and vaporizing the bodies...or both. They were also doing it at a frighteningly rapid pace. At this rate, they would be out of Terran Empire personnel in this reality in less than a month.

Janeway looked at a different set of reports. There was a report of a meeting between Starfleet officers where Section 31 had been a topic of discussion. That wasn't unusual in and of itself. The existence of Section 31 was pretty much an open secret in some parts of Starfleet; even the Imperial Fleet couldn't stamp out the spread of rumors among the ranks despite harsh punishments, so there was little chance of doing so in Starfleet. This meeting contained a number of people of interest, however. Jean-Luc Picard had not had any direct contact with Section 31, but his history with the Borg Collective meant the organization followed his career closely. Julian Bashir, on the other hand, had been involved in that fiasco with Sloan and the Changeling virus. Sloan was lucky he was dead given how badly he had screwed them over thanks to his own hubris. Miles O'Brien was also involved...and had actually had contact with the mirror universe in the past. Janeway smirked a little at the nickname that ass Sisko gave to O'Brien's counterpart. There had also been an unknown reptilian alien involved in the meeting. What's more, shortly after, Picard took off to sectors unknown with his android officer, Data. Data was yet another "person" of interest, and yet another reminder of their people's failure to curb that bastard Soong.

There were too many people of interest involved there. What was worse was that, due to the incompetence of the reporting agent, they had no idea as to the actual content of the conversation. The date of the meeting was shortly before their people started disappearing, which was also suspicious. There was also the matter of the unidentified alien. Who knew what it brought to the table in terms of capabilities? For all they knew, its species might be able to smell people from other dimensions. She had seen stranger things than that in both universes. She needed more information...and there was an obvious place to get it.

She hit the intercom. "Kelsey, is this universe's Janeway still away from Earth?"

"Yes, ma'am," came the voice of her assistant and bodyguard. The woman was a proper combination of ruthless and loyal, and understood that her best chances were to ride along on the successes of a superior officer.

"Very well. We need to head to Starfleet Academy. Have our people set a distraction for my counterpart if it appears she's heading back," she ordered. It wouldn't do to accidentally run into herself in the heart of the Federation.

Miles O'Brien knew the contents of that meeting. Kathryn Janeway needed that information, and she would get it, one way or another.

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Charles Gunn sat on an alien world and watched the sun rise. He had grown up poor, and had struggled to survive in a world where the injustices of man were one of the lesser threats to his safety. He had fought for his friends and family, and had lost most of those over the years. He had made a Faustian bargain with Wolfram and Hart in order to preserve his value to the team...and that had been just the most recent in a series of desperate acts dating back to his childhood. He now had an opportunity, albeit one that was somewhat depressing in its circumstances. He had nobody depending upon him, and he was not personally in danger to either his body or his soul. The Nox had fixed the mystical addiction inflicted by Wolfram and Hart when they implanted a knowledge of law, and his mind was clear. Now he just had to decide what to do with his life.

Wesley had jumped at the chance to become a Watcher again under the Sineya Council. His path had veered down a dark road the last couple of years, and now that Angel was abandoning the cause, he needed a new purpose. Fred, too, had jumped at the chance to work on Sineya Station, a place where she could communicate with actual peers and work on technology that would have made half the geeks at CalTech sell their souls for just a look. They had offered him a place as well...but the one thing that group didn't need was muscle, and he wasn't confident in his ability to contribute with his mind, especially after the lawyer fiasco. To be completely honest, he could see Wes's obvious interest in the young genius, and while he wished them the best, he wasn't particularly interested in watching it happen from the sidelines. Fred had never forgiven him for what happened with Seidel...and he couldn't say he wouldn't do it again if the circumstances were the same.

Angel...or Liam, as he was starting to insist upon, had been a basket case when they made him human again, though in his case it was mostly because of what he learned about what had happened to Connor. A lot of therapy, and a re-introduction to his son (who was somehow a toddler again) had resulted in a former vampire who a) was slightly resentful of all of those who had manipulated him for their own benefit over the years, b) embarrassed by his own behavior, and horrified that he had foolishly allowed an evil law firm to mind-rape his own son, and c) committed to avoiding all of that in favor of raising his son properly, preferably on a world without a supernatural element. Charles realized that his time at W&H was still influencing him, as he never used to think about things in mental bullet points. The last he had heard from Liam, he was considering taking a colony slot in SG-1's universe. Charles couldn't really see himself as a frontier colonist, having lived in LA his entire life. Angel, at least, had grown up in a much less advanced time -- probably under circumstances more primitive than a modern frontier colony would have.

Lorne had realized rather quickly that being a demon on a space station full of slayers was going to be awkward at best, and that things were going to be rather unpleasant on Earth for demons once the Council truly started taking over. He also had no desire to go to his home dimension, and had to suspect what would happen to his own people if the Family somehow ended up stopping there. Demons who ate humans wouldn't be tolerated in the new order. Lorne's salvation had come when he realized that the universe from the Star Trek television shows was actually real. Looked at logically, it made sense. Despite the recent wars, the Federation was still a safer place than an Earth where slayers and demons were constantly fighting each other. Nobody would think twice about his appearance, and entertainment and hospitality were two professions that still existed and were quite profitable in the United Federation of Planets. Gunn suspected he would do well there. Going with him was the only option so far that had been slightly tempting, but he suspected a thoroughly buried hero-worship for Captain Sisko was at the root of it. He would like to meet the man, but he had apparently already vanished.

Cordelia was avoiding all of them. She was still dealing with losing her memories and being told that she had been violated repeatedly in pretty much every possible way. Charles suspected that she was also angry with all of them for being so fixated on their own problems that they missed the signs of her possession by Jasmine. He was still angry with himself over it, so he could sympathize.

"You seem so sad," said a voice from behind him.

Gunn looked over and saw a very small little Nox girl looking at him. "Hello," he replied with a small smile. "Who are you?"

"My name is Siya. What's your name?" asked the little girl.

"I'm Charles. It's nice to meet you," he answered. "Are your parents around, Siya?"

She shook her head. "No. I'm just playing in the forest."

"Won't they be worried about you?" he asked, slightly concerned for the small child.

She stared at him, and then just asked, "Why?"

Gunn thought about it, and realized that the Nox's planet was probably the safest place in this and any other universe for a Nox child, regardless of whether they were supervised or not. "Where I grew up, it could be dangerous for small children to be off on their own." That was a massive understatement, actually, and that was without considering the vampires and other things going bump in the night.

"Is that why you're sad?" she asked.

He had to grin at the guileless way she asked. "I'm trying to decide what I want to do with my life. All of my friends are moving on to new things, but nothing they're doing fits what I want to do." He wasn't sure she would understand what he was saying, but maybe it would answer her question.

"Why don't you do what you want to do?" she asked, walking over to him and perching on a small rock. She looked at him with the kind of intent stare that only small children and the clinically insane can muster.

"I don't know what that is," he answered, flushing slightly at the admission.

The little girl narrowed her eyes in thought. Then she said, "Mommy says that when I don't know what I want to eat for supper, I should try a little bit of a lot of different things until I find what I like."

He actually chuckled at that. "It's not so easy to do that when you're an adult, Siya."

"You're not that old," she said, which was certainly true by the standards of the Nox. "If there's something I can't do, then I'm supposed to look for somebody older for help. Why don't you do that?"

Charles was going to answer again that it wasn't that easy, but then he paused to think about it. The Nox certainly had a lot of wisdom, though sometimes it could be hard to relate to their perspectives on things. The Family, on the other hand, seemed quite familiar with humans. They also seemed more than willing to spend absolutely absurd amounts of time and sweat fixing problems just because they could. It probably wouldn't hurt to ask. "You're a very smart little girl, Siya."

"That's what daddy says, too," she said in a tone that was simply stating a fact. "Do you want to help me catch kaya lizards in the woods?"

"What do you do with them when you catch them?" asked Charles, bemused.

She laughed a giggle that was bell-like. "I watch them, and I pretend I can talk to them and learn about their days of crawling around in the bushes. Then I let them go. Do you want to?" she asked, slightly insistently.

"Sure," he agreed, and followed the little girl deeper into woods. Kaya lizards were actually bigger than he expected, with most of them being about a foot long. Siya was gentle with them, and they tolerated her attentions better than he expected from a wild animal. She happily let any that didn't want to stay run off into the bushes. He soon forgot his brooding, which was good as it was a bad habit that he had picked up somewhere.

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Varga was looking around at one of the primary Borg control centers on what was one of the original homeworlds for the species that formed the first collective (according to Seven's information). The decor was utilitarian and rather dull -- sort of the anti-Goa'uld aesthetic.

'Is there something about parasitic civilizations that drives them to extreme tastes in decorating?' wondered Taylor.

Inwardly, Varga smirked. "I think it more likely that their self-centered nature drives their appearance. The Goa'uld might dispense with their stylistic choices if they could control their slaves simply through force of will. The Borg have no need to overwhelm their drones, and their assimilation approach has temporarily put them at the upper end of technical capabilities in this galaxy...at least among corporeal species. In any event, I believe it is time to announce ourselves."

Varga dropped the cloak on their Saurial form...and did what Dresden and his ilk would call, "flaring his aura." It was a way for powerful beings to compare relative strength and age, though it was usually only used when one of the involved beings is being or is likely to be obstinate. Doing it to the Q, for example, would have been considered rude, if not slightly juvenile. The Borg, though, were relatively immature as a species, and they were far too accustomed to measuring their power against younger civilizations.

The drones in the command center paused. Varga waited patiently for a queen torso to descend and merge with a mobile drone platform. The whole process seemed unexpectedly theatrical for the collective species, but Varga suspected they rationalized it as part of their psychological warfare. The Borg as a whole quite clearly understood the value of intimidation in lowering the cost of species assimilation. Their whole routine with a "drone chorus" and their speech about resistance being futile was clearly designed to cow their opposition.

The queen's eyes opened. "Why have you come here?" she stated. The other drones in the room began moving for the exits to the command center. If nothing else, Varga had made it quite clear that there would be no point in trying to assimilate the portion of his physical body present in this space. In fact, the Borg as a whole were rather puzzled by a series of contradictory sensor readings they were receiving, even if that was typical for highly evolved species.

"We are here to speak to the Borg...as equals." The pause and the slight smile made it quite clear that Varga felt it was generous to phrase it in such a manner.

The Collective paused. They had been repeatedly rebuffed by the non-corporeal beings of this galaxy, usually without explanation. It was unclear if this being was properly part of that group. They had never encountered this particular physical form, although it was clearly intended to mimic in type a reptilian biped. The Borg had records of at least six hundred species with a similar appearance. For a brief moment, though, the creature's power had shown like a naked singularity, and it was clear that this form was simply an affectation. Finally, the queen replied, "We are amenable to speaking with you."

Varga sat down on his tail. This was likely to take a while. "We have some information to share with you, and we believe we can demonstrate some inefficiencies and weaknesses in how you seek to advance yourself."

To say that the collective was somewhat defensive and irritable in the ensuing conversation was an understatement. It was rather amusing, in some ways, on how like a human adolescent they were. They presumed knowledge beyond their experience and disliked criticism. It took quite a lot just to convince them that Varga's arguments had merit based on logic and evidence. The Borg assumed that they already understood everything that could be about species like the Vulcans.

"The philosphy of Species 3259 is hardly unique. There are many races that have had similar views. We find their insistence on diversity to be inefficient," said the queen in response to a point by Varga. "Chaotic factors may be introduced adequately through simulation."

"You presume a full understanding of all of the constraints and factors being simulated. I believe we've already demonstrated that fallacy by explaining Omega," replied Varga. The Federation "secret molecule" was only dangerous if you were foolish enough to try and create it. The fabric of reality in this universe was weak enough that an Omega molecule could open a hole to the space between universes, converting the substance there into a (very brief) firehose of unlimited energy.

The queen did a passable imitation of showing embarrassment. Once the phenomenon had been explained, their fixation on the Omega molecule seemed ridiculous in retrospect. "Nevertheless, diversity leads to dissent."

"Which can be useful in and of itself. Your insistence on forced conformity also makes you vulnerable to attacks against your control network...something I believe the Federation has demonstrated to you on numerous occasions. The biggest problem you have, however, is that you have started down a path toward stagnation. You are dependent upon assimilation for advancement. You have no internal subconscious as part of your collective mind, and you've eliminated any opportunities for the natural evolution of new ideas by enforcing consistency in your drones," explained Varga...for the third time in this conversation, though each time used a slightly different approach.

The Borg as a civilization had decided that certain things weren't necessary without really understanding them. Free will and independent thought were treated like the human appendix -- things to be done away with when they became inconvenient with little understanding of their importance, particularly in regard to the evolution of a sapient species. Unfortunately for the Borg's neighbors, any protestations made by them to that point were seen as little more than self-serving attempts to delay the Borg's concept of perfection. Varga decided it was time to explain another fallacy to the Borg. "The other issue you face is that you overestimate your own power, while simultaneously relying upon it as the sole source of your own advancement. Species 8472 and the Federation have both defeated your plans repeatedly, and I can tell you from personal experience that they are hardly the most powerful forces you will encounter even in this universe. Frankly, you're lucky that you haven't truly disrupted any of the experiments of the higher powers in this galaxy...which is mostly because they have been distracted by other matters."

"Other matters?" prompted the queen. This was truly new information, and not just a review of previously known philosophies.

Varga began to explain in detail the nature of the galaxy, and how the evolution of the Federation had resulted in an attempt to undermine the stability of reality in this branch of space. He explained the purpose of the galactic barrier, as well as some of the oddities of space-time local to this galaxy and this universe. He also explained how many of the higher powers were expending energy and attention on keeping things going. "Your attempts to assimilate the Federation were never going to succeed, because the consequences would have led to more powerful beings ensuring their failure...even if they had to do so retroactively." Varga strongly suspected that this is what had happened with the Borg's attempt to travel into Earth's past. It was rather suspicious to him that the Borg sphere's time portal had stayed open long enough for the Enterprise to follow.

The Collective considered this point. This revelation was problematic. Things were happening on a larger scale than that on which the Borg operated, and it seemed as though they had been ignored solely because they were largely inconsequential to the larger picture. "Do you have supporting evidence for these assertions?" asked the queen.

"Much of it has been tacitly confirmed by the Q and the Prophets of Bajor, but I believe if you look at the events listed on this datapad, you'll be able to confirm a large quantity of circumstantial evidence that is highly suggestive," replied Varga, handing the queen a standard Federation datapad.

She took the pad, then extended a probe to interface with it and read the device. Her eyes widened as she absorbed the input. "The Q were using us to manipulate the Federation?" It was one thing to know that you were beaten by a foe. It was another thing entirely to realize that a better player was using you as a tool to achieve their own objectives, and had made sure to sabotage your efforts.

Varga nodded. "That is an accurate way to look at it. I will also say that we have taken steps that should soon result in the elimination of a number of distractions that have been occupying both the Federation and the higher realms. They will soon be less...patient with disruptive events." In all honesty, it would probably take the Federation quite some time to become more proactive, but the same could not be said of the higher powers.

The Borg queen had been created for the purposes of communication, so her countenance reflected a being in deep thought. In the past, revelation of a significant threat would result in an immediate response, preferably one that would overwhelm their opponent. They had tried that in the past with the Federation, only to find that they had drastically underestimated their foe. Now they were learning that the Federation had been operating while figuratively blindfolded with one hand tied behind their back, and those disadvantages were soon going to disappear. Some quick calculations made it clear that the Borg would not be able to send a fleet large enough to overwhelm the Federation without stripping their current territories of defense. They had taken quite a few losses recently due to their fights with Species 8472, and the Federation was a long way away, even by transwarp. It also seemed likely that any early initial successes would soon be countered thanks to Federation ingenuity combined with subtle help from the higher powers like the Q.

The Borg also understood the concept that the enemy of my enemy is my friend, albeit their concept of "friend," was more along the lines of, "non-hostile party operating in a way that was advantageous to the Borg." An obvious strategy would be to seek out the hostile power that was currently attacking the Federation by shredding reality. There were several problems with that approach, however. One was that they had no knowledge of how to contact them. Another was that they were apparently on a level similar to the Q or the Organians...beings that had shrugged off any attempt by the Borg to communicate in the past as if they weren't worth the effort. A third, and most final problem was that this being, Varga, had essentially stated that they were already acting to counteract their plans, and seemed rather complacently confident in their ability to do so. Signing up with ally that was already on the way toward being out-maneuvered seemed...less than prudent.

The collective considered an unusual concept for them -- that of diplomacy. Unfortunately, while they had ample data on the concepts involved in negotiation and compromise, much of it suggested a certain degree of trust was necessary, if only for both parties to agree to meet. It was rather doubtful that most races in the galaxy would accept an invitation from the Borg to tea. It was also fair to say that the collective as a whole had very little experience with negotiation, having relied on threat of force to get their way in any circumstance where the immediate use of force was ill-advised. As Varga had pointed out repeatedly, gains made solely through coercion led to weaknesses that could be exploited by an enemy.

They could actively try to avoid the Federation...but that was not a long term solution. The Federation had expanded quite far in just a few centuries, and starships from the Federation had already been seen in their quadrant of the galaxy, even ignoring the intervention by the Q. That also would not keep them from tripping over the rather abnormally high number of ascended races in this galaxy, most of whom didn't limit themselves to individual sectors or quadrants. Varga himself, while not presenting himself as an ally of those beings or the Federation, clearly was willing to act in a way that was to their benefit, and the Collective strongly suspected that this contact was partially done as a test of their demeanor when presented with unpleasant facts.

The collective didn't...in fact, they couldn't...believe that the assimilation approach was doomed to failure because it was self-limiting. In theory, there would always be new species to acquire, giving them an infinite source of advancement and processing power. It was hard to deny, however, that their current implementation of that strategy had some rather significant flaws, not least of which was that they were not yet the most powerful civilization known, yet they had very little means of engagement apart from conflict. There were serious, unavoidable risks in that approach, and even a sufficiently large alliance of less-advanced races could pose a threat to them.

Finally, the queen looked up at Varga and asked, "So what would you have us do?"

"I have a number of suggestions, many of which you could easily test in a limited environment before implementing them at a broader scale," answered the reptile. "The first thing is that you should acknowledge that your current approach to assimilation is flawed. You should pause your activities there until you have had time to assess things and adapt..."

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The Talaxian captain was panicking. Their ship's drives were down due to a collision with unseen orbital debris, and their ship was slowly spiraling down into an uninhabited planet. They had been working desperately to try and fix things, when the appearance of a Borg cube changed the situation from an accident to a catastrophe.

"Calix," said the captain to his pilot, "is there anyway to speed our descent into the atmosphere?" Better to burn up on reentry than be assimilated, and their chance of outrunning a cube was effectively zero even if their drives had been fully functional.

"I'm sorry sir," replied the pilot. "I don't have any control right now..." He was tempted to point out that if had that much control, they wouldn't have been spiraling in to the planet in the first place, but it would have been petty under the circumstances.

"So I guess it's a race..." said the captain with a sigh.

It was a race that the Borg won. The cube soon had the Talaxian vessel in a tractor beam. The crew readied weapons to fight off the expected Borg drones...though in their hearts, they knew that resistance was futile. Thus, it was quite a surprise when the Borg cube finished pulling the ship out of danger, and then disappeared into warp.

"What in the name of the underworld just happened?" asked the pilot to nobody in particular.

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Bobbi Cade was sitting in the co-pilot's chair next to her boss, the cat-woman known as Vectura. Of course, Vectura was her, "cape name," as it was explained to her by her co-workers. Vectura's world apparently was filled with superheroes, just like in comic books. Presumably, Vectura had a secret identity, though Bobbi wasn't sure how that would work unless her version of Earth had a sizable population of humanoid felines. She wasn't quite confident enough in her position on the team to ask about it, however. Instead, she asked, "Have you ever encountered any of these hunters? They were nothing but the subject of rumors and scary stories back on Earth."

"I haven't," replied Vectura. "We had movies about them back home, and I've seen some of them. I've also seen the debriefing on the ones captured by Dragon." Everybody on the ship-building side of Sineya Station knew who Dragon was. Apart from being a, "tinker," the woman was a formidable engineer. "We're not looking for them right now, though...just whatever means they use to hop universes."

"Are we sure they don't have stargates or wormhole drives?" asked Bobbi. Having seen and used both of those technologies, Bobbi had dropped her skepticism about them -- especially after they showed her the math. Of course, the math made hyperdrive calculations look like middle school algebra...at least when more than one reality was involved.

Vectura smirked, showing a fang on one side. "Their tech is only a little more advanced than Weyland-Yutani's. Not surprising, seeing as the company stole most of what they knew from the Yautja. Of course, it's not clear where the hunters get their tech, as their society doesn't seem with-it enough to support hyperdrive research."

"It could be stolen technology," said the third member of their expedition from a passenger seat. Robert Esposito was on loan from the Sineya Council on the off chance that having a magic user along could be useful. There was always a chance that whatever means used by the Yautja to move between dimensions had a mystical component, regardless of whether or not the hunters understood that aspect. "That would make them similar to the Goa'uld." Most of the Council had learned quite a lot about the alien parasites, thanks to the Jaffa in residence.

"Possible," admitted Vectura. "From what Dragon learned, though, the hunters seem to think their passages to other universes are natural phenomena, no matter how unlikely that seems."

"Cross-dimensional portals require a lot of energy," commented Bobbi. She was skeptical of Robert and his supposed profession, especially about the claims that people like Dawn Summers and Willow Rosenberg could open portals to other realities without an external power source. Svarfar and Tsol had both seemed perfectly fine with the concept, however, so she refrained from voicing her skepticism out loud.

Robert agreed with how ridiculous the energy requirements were. That's why he found both Dawn and Willow utterly terrifying. In terms of energy, if Robert was an oil-burning power plant, then Willow was a freaking neutrino-ion generator, and Dawn had blood made of pure naquadriah. It was really easy to forget that the pleasant young women were so powerful. They would be chatting normally, but then they would do something utterly astonishing as if it were an afterthought. Putting aside those thoughts, he added, "It could be projected energy, regardless of whether the portal is technological, mystical, or both. We should look for a power source."

"Even if we don't find anything, this is a good chance for you to get used to the sensor suite on these dimension skippers," said Vectura. Bobbi was still the new guy on the team. "You both could benefit from some more field time." Neither the engineer nor the mage felt the need to respond to Vectura's comment...probably wisely. As far as the Sineya Council was concerned, any field time that didn't involve a life or death battle was considered a milk run.

The pattern they were following was to jump to a spot approximately in the region of space described by the captured Yautja, then do a broad scan using the full passive and active sensors. That gave them a tremendous amount of information about local conditions. Unfortunately, most of that information tended to be along the lines of the composition of any space dust in the area, the levels of background radiation, detectable signals from things like human outposts and pulsars, and various other things that would be fascinating to a twentieth-century astronomer, but were utterly mundane to anybody used to space travel in this universe.

After four jumps, the sensors detected something unusual. They quickly maneuvered closer to the source of the odd readings. "This is very strange," said Bobbi. "It looks like there's something there, but it's really hard to find. I'm actually surprised the hunters managed to find it at all."

"According to Dragon, it was pretty much random chance...that and a certain stubborn willingness to toss themselves into a meat grinder until they figured out how to consistently get through the passage," answered Vectura.

"I'm not reading any technology nearby," continued Bobbi. "There's nothing artificial in at least a light year."

Vectura looked back at their mage. "Are you sensing anything, Robert?"

The man in question grimaced. "I'm getting...a little. You know how practitioners feel around the stargate? Well, it feels a little like that, but more...chalky? It's hard to explain."

"Do you think you could do a finding spell based on that feeling?" asked Vectura. Magic wasn't as easy to use as technology for many things, but it had some interesting abilities...including the ability to collect instantaneous knowledge over a ridiculously large area based on some mental permutations Vectura struggled to grasp...despite several attempts by Saurial to explain it in the past.

"I can, if you can bring up a map?" he agreed.

Vectura caused a holographic projection of this arm of the galactic spiral to appear. At this level, only major star clusters were visible, but the map could zoom in to greater levels of detail. Robert began an invocation, which the two passengers watched with interest (in one case) and skepticism (in the other). A ball of light formed, then zoomed out to the map and lit several areas at many points, though one point in particular was especially bright.

"Whoa," said Vectura. "That's...more than I was expecting."

"What's that bright one?" asked Bobbi.

Vectura zoomed in. "It looks like a planet closer in to the galactic core...it's outside the range that W-Y ships have been, so we don't have a lot of information about it."

"The portal trace is strongest at that location. It could be a point of origin for the portals, or a power source," said Robert.

"I'm going to call this in," said Vectura. She pulled out her mobile phone, though calling it that seemed a disservice to the device. "Hello, Metis? This is Vectura. I'm out here with the Bobs..." Both passengers winced at that nickname. "...and we've located the portal used by the hunters. Robert did some mojo and it seems like there may be a network of them, one centered on a strange planet closer in to the galactic core. I want to go check it out." There was silence while Vectura listened to the response. "Of course we'll be careful. We'll start out at maximum sensor range and move in from there." She hung up the phone. "OK, let's go take a look, right?"

Bobbi and Robert glanced at each other. Neither was particularly keen on the idea of venturing alone to a completely unknown planet that was probably the center of a massively powerful bit of alien technology. Bobbi bit the bullet, given how Vectura was her boss and Robert was just on loan. "Is that entirely safe to do by ourselves?" she asked.

"Safe?" said Vectura with a smirk. "Probably not entirely. Having said that, you're in a ship with an EDM hull that can open wormholes to other dimensions and turn invisible, and immediate help is literally just a phone call away. Plus, we have a wizard and two kickass engineers. I'm not terribly worried."

Bobbi and Robert looked at each other again, then both shrugged at the same time, prompting a shared grin. Neither one really felt qualified to be called, "kickass," but they weren't going to argue it, either.

Vectura began plotting a course toward their destination, amused at her companions' discomfort, and wondering with another smirk if this was how the Family felt all the time about the reactions of other people to their antics.

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Cordelia was looking around the conference table in a room on Sineya Station at the other people in attendance. She knew Anya from Sunnydale, of course. The young ex-demon was looking especially happy ever since she accepted Xander's proposal. Cordy pointedly ignored the slight pang of regret that came up at that thought, though she admitted that she never really accepted her ex's apologies and might want to rectify that. Faith was also known, though she hadn't spent a lot of time in the slayer's company. Xander had told her that the dark slayer was honestly repentant after her time with the Mayor, and had turned herself in to serve time in jail for murder. The events leading up to the closing of the Sunnydale hellmouth were enough to make her break out and take a more active path to redemption, apparently. Both Xander and Anya had said in retrospect that it was the right call.

Spike...or William, was also there. She mostly knew him from when he was a vampire, which really meant that she didn't know him at all except as a threat. She and he had spent some time drowning their sorrows, and she had discovered that he was actually fairly intelligent, well-read, philosophical and even poetic. Luckily, there was no real spark between them, which made her more comfortable in his presence. Given her history, she wasn't sure she would be ready for romance any time in the near future...even if some of the Jaffa she had seen in passing would have turned her head back in high school. Relationships and her were pretty much unmixey.

There was a tall, pretty, blonde woman with some type of implant embedded in her face. She had entered the room, sat down, and simply introduced herself as, "Seven," which was an odd name. She was also wearing a skin-tight leather suit that showed a distinct lack of body modesty, similar to a lot of professional models that Cordy had met in Los Angeles.

The last person in the room was a dark-haired woman, also in leather, named Vala. She also hadn't said much, though she, Anya, Faith and Seven seemed to know each other. For that matter, she realized Anya and Faith were also wearing leather. She wondered if she had missed some memo about a dress code? Was leather now the official uniform of space babes everywhere? From what she had seen from a brief check in the station library, the fashion magazines in this universe were distinctly lacking -- or maybe the library here was just more focused on demonology than the latest trends from Milan?

The meeting didn't begin until the video screen at the head of the table lit up. On screen was Metis. "Hello, people! Thank you for coming to my meeting," said the dark lizard. The people in the room returned the greeting, and Metis continued. "The reason I called you all together is that the Family is getting stretched kind of thin by trying to run around the multiverse and fix everything. I spoke to some other members of the Family, and we pretty much want to form a special operations group that we can send out to handle troublesome issues that don't merit a full Family intervention."

There were a number of surprised glances exchanged around the room. William spoke first and asked, "Why us?"

"There are several reasons. All of you bring skills to the table that would be incredibly useful when mixed and matched in different ways," explained Metis. "Cordelia and Vala have a broad range of social skills. Vala, Faith and William all have skills useful for less-than-legal matters. Vala and Seven are extremely adept at advanced technology. William and Anya have centuries of mystical experience. Anya and Cordelia are familiar with having and managing money, and both have useful organizational skills. You also all have training on how to defend yourself, and we can enhance that further where necessary."

"I was expecting to go to work for the Council?" said Faith. She wondered if Buffy and the others had decided they didn't want her help?

"I too, have other commitments. I have been quite satisfied working with Vectura in ship design," interjected Seven before Metis could respond to Faith.

Metis grinned, showing a little teeth. Most of them were used to it by now...mostly. "This is completely up to you. I've spoken with Buffy and Vectura, and convinced them, despite their protests, that making you available at least part-time would be useful, and would help keep their organizations engaged with the Family. I can also promise you that assignments won't be boring, and that you'll have a great deal of autonomy with regard to how you complete your mission objectives."

"You haven't actually answered my question," said William, prompting some confused looks from around the room. "I'm sure everybody here has got useful skills, and I'm sure you lizards could use all the help you can get, given how big the scale of your efforts are...no pun intended." Metis grinned a little at the pun anyway. "What I want to know," continued William, "is why you've picked us in particular."

"To put it bluntly -- every single one of you has had issues in your past that can make it problematic to integrate socially with other people. Frankly, you've all had extraordinary, and in many cases horrible, past experiences. While the Nox were quite willing to say that any of you could do perfectly fine elsewhere, they also suggested that your personalities could also mesh well in this type of group," said the lizard on the screen. "For some of you, it would also give you the opportunity to...appropriately manage some of the personal relationships from your past."

"So we're the basket cases?" asked Cordelia, somewhat annoyed, despite the irony of her being annoyed by blunt honesty. She was self-aware enough to notice that, and honest enough to accept her own hypocrisy.

Metis actually laughed. "I wouldn't put it that way. Every single one of you has had experiences that have driven other people completely insane, if not catatonic. The fact that you're all functional, and beyond that, willing to contribute and even risk your safety for the sake of others, speaks to an unusual strength of character. What I'm offering is an environment in which you can all excel without having to deal with the prejudices and preconceptions of others."

"Would we have to do field work?" asked Anya. She was getting married soon, and wasn't eager to risk her life on dangerous missions.

"It would be expected...but we also expect you to have down time, and we're more than capable of enhancing any of you...even slayers and Borg, to a level that would make you extremely difficult to truly injure," replied Metis. "Some of you would also function as mission control at times, depending upon the mission and Family availability. I would expect Cordelia and Anya to do that most frequently."

"You've put a lot of thought into this, obviously. Does this special group have a name?" asked Vala.

Metis gave a broad smile, and said, "We were thinking of calling it Saurial's Angels."

Seven looked around at the reactions of most of the people in the room, apart from her and Vala. "Is there a reason for why the others appear to be in physical pain upon hearing that name?" she asked.

Nobody answered her question, although she did hear Faith mumble, "That explains why she called into the meeting instead of just coming in person..."

Vala shrugged her shoulders and said, "Must be an Earth thing."

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Interlude: A Frozen Treat
Interlude: A Frozen Treat

Kiva was happy. The medicine had made the coughing go away, which meant she could get more work done on her project. Her father and her aunt were both happy that she was feeling better...enough that Aunt Kelar was taking her for fruit ice! Her father normally insisted she eat healthy, but this time she was allowed to pick anything she wanted!

The store was just down the street from their home, just a brief walk that took only a short time. Once there, she put in her order for a ji berry ice. Her father disliked the cloyingly sweet berry, but it was her favorite. The young man behind the counter at the fruit ice store was nice. He asked her if she had begun her naming project yet, and so she told him all about her noka crystal sculpture. He seemed really interested, and said he had thought about something similar, but had judged it too difficult, and ended up going into an apprenticeship with his uncle instead. He asked some really well-informed questions, so he must have done a lot of preparation before choosing a different option. They spoke about it for long enough that she had finished half her ice before they left.

Aunt Kelar was quiet on the walk back to their home. She was normally slightly reserved, but always treated Kiva warmly. Now she seemed distracted by something. "Is everything all right, Auntie?"

"Hm?" she replied. "Oh, it's probably nothing. I just have to talk to your father when we get back."

Her fruit ice was gone before they even made it home, so Kelar told her to wash her hands and then she could work some more on her project. Kiva was passing from the bathroom to her project space when she heard her aunt and her father talking. The door of his office, normally kept closed, was slightly ajar.

"I thought he was one of ours," her aunt was saying. "You know the directive we have to keep her engaged? It wouldn't be the first time the Proctor sent in somebody to watch and add some positive reinforcement."

Her father's voice sounded slightly concerned. "He always tells me in advance when there's a new person involved. It keeps things simple. There shouldn't be anybody around right now asking those kinds of questions."

Kiva thought it odd that they were so concerned about her naming project. While it was ambitious, it was hardly unique. She also had no idea who "the Proctor" was.

"Are you going to call it in...wait...Kiva, are you listening at the door?" asked her aunt.

Slightly nervously, she poked her head into her father's office. "I'm sorry, I was just walking by, and heard you talking about my sculpture."

Kelar frowned. "I though I heard your footsteps stop outside." She looked to her father. "What do you want to tell her?"

Her father looked at her. "Come here, dear."

She walked over to stand in front of him.

"Kiva, your father is involved in some very important research for the government. There are groups who are...unhappy about that, and we think they may want to go after you to try and get me to stop my research," he explained. "Your aunt is here in part because we want somebody who can protect you full time, and she has the skills to do so."

Kiva looked at her aunt. "I thought you worked at the university?"

"I do...but that job is secondary to my work as a Centurion," replied her aunt.

Kiva's eyes grew wide. Her aunt was a Centurion? They were the special agents of the government...those who protected their worlds against any threats, internal or external. Their name came from the fact that there were supposed to only be one hundred of them at any one time. She simply stared, her mouth agape.

"Kiva," continued her father. "I want you to let me know if you meet any strangers...especially ones that express a lot of interest in you. Let me or Keral know immediately."

Kiva nodded her head. "I will father, I promise."

He smiled at her and gave her a hug. "All right, run along now."

After they were sure she was gone and the door was closed, Keral said, "Did Tild say his measures were reversing her degradation?"

"No," replied Kiva's father. "In fact, it has barely halted the poison's progress. He doesn't know what it is, but it may be beyond his ability to stop." He was obviously pained by the admission.

"Is this an attack, do you think?" she asked.

He shook his head. "Neither the enemy nor the rebels should have the means to do so."

"Then is it something we did?" Keral looked at him skeptically, as if suspecting him of something.

He narrowed his eyes. "Are you implying something?"

"No," she said, after a few seconds pause. "You were always skeptical about the project, and overly sentimental...but you wouldn't do anything to hurt her."

"Of course not!" he said, obviously outraged.

She frowned. "Unfortunately, that means that all we can do is wait and hope the responsible party reveals itself..."

Being reactive wasn't her preferred course of action, but she was realistic enough to know that you sometimes didn't have a choice. She just wished the stakes weren't so high.
 
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Child of Angels
Here's a little intro bit for a spin-off story I'm considering...

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Sophia stared at the wall of her cell. Miss Militia had just left, and the sadistic blonde woman had made it clear that they had her over a barrel. Assault with a Parahuman Power meant she had two choices -- work for the Protectorate, or go to the Birdcage. It didn't matter that she was being bullied. It didn't matter that her bully was probably associated with the Empire 88. Of course, the "heroes" didn't care in the slightest what Sophia Hess wanted, not that she was surprised. They only cared who ran Brockton Bay...shithole that it was...and about maintaining their image with the public. Everybody with a brain knew the Protectorate was just another cape gang -- but they were the government's cape gang, and she had just run out of options.

She looked up when a blue light appeared against the far wall. It rapidly expanded into a portal, and out of that portal walked a woman. She had dark hair, but a black bodysuit covered the rest of her...even her hands and face. The woman (for it was clearly a woman) raised her wrist up and pressed a couple of buttons on the touch screen on her wrist. There was an answering beep, and then she reached up and pulled her balaclava up over her head. "Sophia Hess, I presume?" she asked.

Sophia eyed her warily. "Yes...but if you're here to recruit me for one of the other gangs, the PRT already has my family in 'protective custody,'" replied the young woman. "I'm not going anywhere unless they're safe." She had no idea for whom this woman worked, but she didn't look like the typical ABB or Merchant, and the idea of Kaiser recruiting a black girl was laughable, so she wasn't automatically saying no.

"I'm here to get you out of here, and while we may want to recruit you in some capacity eventually, you'll have the option to say no," said the woman in what sounded like a slightly off Australian accent. "Do you know where your family is?"

Sophia stared at her, wondering if she was for real. "Probably in the guest quarters in this building." PRT headquarters was far more likely than the Rig for non-capes.

The woman again lifted her wrist and pressed on the touchscreen, then she said, "William, the girl's family is co-located in this building in the guest quarters."

"I'll have Faith extract them, then. Mother and brother?" asked the voice over the wristband with a British accent -- presumably whoever William was.

"And my dad," said Sophia quickly. Maybe they were working for the King's Men, what with the accents?

The woman quirked an eyebrow, then said, "Did you hear that?"

"I did. We'll have them out in ten," replied the voice.

"All right then. Shall we go?" asked the woman.

Sophia looked at the camera in the corner of the cell, only to see that the little red light was off. That must have been what the woman was doing before she took off her mask. "Before I go with you, who are you and where are we going?"

The woman smirked. "My name is Vala, I work with the Angels, and we're going someplace better than here."

She...couldn't really argue with that. Without another word, she got up off her cot and followed the woman through the glowing portal. As long as her family was safe, she wasn't sorry to leave Brockton Bay...and with luck, she would never have to see that bitch Taylor Hebert ever again.
 
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