Issue #2.4: Faustian pt. 4
You are Black Swan.

You are currently flying in low-Earth orbit with one of the most powerful metahumans to ever live stuck to your head, and he's mad. Maybe if you keep flying up, you can just throw him at the moon or something?

"Do not think space will be the end of me!" he roars, "You're not the first to try!"

Well, poop. There goes that idea. Okay, okay, he's been guessing every strategy you've tried. Sometimes before you try it! He has waaaaaaay more experience than you. You're not gonna be able to surprise him by fighting in a way he's seen before. And he's seen how everyone's fought before!

So how can you fight him in a way that only you can?

The answer comes as he swings at your core again with a titanic blow. For all his might, all he manages to do is break his fingers on your chest. Pervert.

Wait! Your core . . . he can't break your core, but your core can break him.

Your construct-body is nearly out of energy. As soon as it is, you're going to enter hibernation and be at his mercy. If you're going to make a move, it has to be now.

You stop immediately, hitting Scarlet Maturity with thousands of miles per hour of whiplash. It snaps the tendons in his body, but he doesn't fly apart. You can already see him healing. You try to zip out from under him so you can build up speed, but he clips you with a half-regenerated arm as you do.

Right in what remains of your construct-body.

Your vision flickers and suddenly it's hard to think. You're tired all of the sudden. So tired.

". . . was I hitting the wrong part of you this whole time?" Scarlet Maturity says in genuine disbelief, "You truly are a pest. What's inside of you better be worth the effort."

You're too woozy to even be grossed out by that statement. You . . . you need energy. You need to keep . . . doing something. Almost drunkenly, you fly into the exosphere as Scarlet Maturity falls.

You recharge faster in the thinner air high, high above the Earth. There, you can see the blackness of space, with the Elysium Station on Jacob's Ladder far in the distance as your only company. You can think more clearly now, but you're still exhausted. You don't have arms or legs—you have just enough energy to cover your face.

You need more power than this. Your plan won't work if you're this weak. But even in space, the ambient light of the sun isn't enough! Scarlet Maturity will hit the ground before you're ready.

You need power. More power. You need to absorb power faster.

And . . . and there might be a way. You know your body is mostly a lie. A way of coping with how your power changed you. You once went two days without eating and didn't even notice until Mom freaked out. You stopped feeling pain at the very beginning of this fight, and you can make yourself see without eyes.

At your core, is a singularity. The heart of a supermassive black hole. At night, sometimes you imagine that you can feel it pulling, hungry to consume you and everything else. You've, uh, recently started watching a lot of movies with Maddie late at night when you both can't sleep.

She likes slashers. The gorier the better. Ugh.

Anyway, you've always kept a tight grip on your core. It might just be in your head, but you worry if you ever let go, even for just a second, it will feed.

Well, now you have to feed it. You have to beat Scarlet Maturity. It's not a matter of can you beat him, or should you beat him? He is in the way of everyone you love staying safe.

You will beat him.

So you loosen your grip, just a finger, and feel power filling you up. Faster than it ever has before, suffusing your very being. It feels . . . wonderful.

Black Swan recovers one injury level! Severe Injury!

Why were you ever afraid of this? Your core is you. It—you—won't hurt anyone. Or, at least, anyone who doesn't deserve it—cough, cough, Scarlet Maturity, cough, cough.

Your torso is filling back in, but it still isn't fast enough! You need more, more, but how? Where is the power—

* * *

On the Elysium Station, an engineer named Cynthia Laronto was coming to the end of an eighteen-hour shift. She had already taken the maximum safe dosage of stimulants, and the synthetic coffee tasted like dirt. She was already booking her shuttle back to the plantside when she got an emergency alert on her console.

DC 10

Stat Check: OPERATIONS 5. ???? ????? has OPERATIONS 12.

You rolled: 14.

14 + 3 + 10 (Fuck You.) = 27. Critical Success!


Then another thirty.

"Hey, Bill?"

"Yeah, Cindy?"

"You know those giant floating mirrors we have that redirect sunlight onto the solar panels that power the Ladder?"

"Yeah . . .?"

"Why are they all repositioning themselves to point at the same random spot in space?"

". . . I don't fucking know. All I know is that Rhys had the right idea getting a new job and the hell out of here."

* * *

"Hello, hello! You've reached Rad Rick's Twenty-Four Hour Raging Raveapaloza! The place where the party don't stop because we're contractually obligated! How can I help you?!"

DC 10

Stat Check: OPERATIONS 3. ???? ????? has OPERATIONS 12.

You rolled: 11.

11 + 4 + 10 (You Killed Rosemary.) = 25. Critical Success!


"What's that? All of the lights for our Ludacris Laser Light-showevganza are all pointing at the same place in the sky at maximum power? That's gonna hurt our electric bills, baby! No, I don't know why! All I know is that if I drop the act for a second, they'll void my contract, daddy-o! Now let's party!!!"

* * *

In space, there floats a satellite whose existence would be denied by every major government on the globe.

DC 10

Stat Check: OPERATIONS 9. ???? ????? has OPERATIONS 12.

You rolled: 10.

10 + 1 + 10 (I'll Send You to Hell.) = 21. Critical Success!

It points at a patch of unoccupied sky, fires a high-intensity pulse of gamma radiation, and then returns to rest.

Many highly-ranked government officials would spend that night in meetings demanding the same thing.

"Why?"

* * *

"Hey, Cindy?"

"What is it Bill?"

DC 10

Stat Check: OPERATIONS 5. ???? ????? has OPERATIONS 12.

You rolled: 13.

13 + 3 + 10 (Rest in Piss, Lil' Johnny Murder Pee-Pants.) = 26. Critical Success!

"All of the station's communication equipment has been hijacked. They've somehow been altered to emit high-frequency radiation to that space spot in the sky."

"So?"

"Shouldn't we . . . tell someone?"

"With what comms, Bill? Look, my shift is over in ten minutes. If they wanted me to care, they should have given me dental."

* * *

going to come from? WHOA!

Suddenly, energy like you never felt surges into you. It fills your non-existent veins and your construct-body reappears, fully intact.

Black Swan recovers one injury level! Superficial Injury!

Black Swan recovers one injury level! No Injury!

Black Swan recovers one injury level! Shielded!

No, not just fully intact. More powerful than ever. You have more energy than you've ever had before, so much that the void inside your chest is nearly sated. Nearly. The energy crackles over your skin and then you start to glow like a star. No, like a hypernova.

Black Swan has become Overcharged! Hypernovae Mode! +5 to next HIT Check!

You feel the energy crackling around you. You pull it up, in, and then behind you, as you accelerate down, faster than you've ever been. You have the power to destroy planets in your heart.

And you're going to use it to:

Kick.

Scarlet Maturity.

In the nuts.

* * *

High on the Zenith, Gabriel Kwan's heart swells with a feeling that's become familiar over the last few days: hope.

"Thank you again, Dr. Lawson. I cannot express my gratitude."

Mendicant gives him a flippant wave and continues their examination of Charlotte Allard.

". . . fucked. Yep, defo fucked. Without me that is."

"You can heal her then?"

"Mhmm. Gonna take a bit—need to go slow or the shock will kill her. To be honest, I'd do this even if Double L hadn't asked. I always liked Arc. Besides, anyone else and she would have died in the attempt. But, lucky for you, you got the number one, top, most bad-ass mothereffer of a healer right here!"

They sit up quickly with one hand out.

"Wait, that sucks. Make up something cooler and tell Lady Leizi I said that!"

". . . alright?"

"And . . . uh, tell her that I've been working out and you're really impressed by my gains. Like, 'wow, I didn't expect a ticket to the gunshow with my healing!' Or something like that."

". . . so Lady Leizi isn't seeing anyone, is what I'm hearing."

". . . curses. A new, extremely handsome, rival appears. Okay, honesty set to 100? She's not looking for anyone right now, but she's cool with—holy shit, what is that light?"

There's an explosion in the sky, bathing the city in a white glow. Wolong's face freezes as something Lady Leizi said echoes in his mind.

"Wolong, she's the most powerful metahuman in this building by several orders of magnitude."

The laughter bubbles from his lips and bursts forth, as a very concerned Medicant makes sure he hasn't gone insane.

The first new generation of metahuman! All made to be heroes!

* * *

Silvio Serra Fernandes works feverishly in a windowless lab, driven by sheer willpower.

He hadn't believed it at first. Couldn't bring himself to believe it. But as he pulled the armor apart and rebuilt it, bit-by-bit, it all made a terrible, terrible amount of sense. The data the brass gave him was undisputable: Valiant Silver was meddling with forces she didn't understand. Her arrogance nearly destroyed the city—no, the world.

And now he was the only one who could prove it. Who could stop what she set in motion.

He has another six hours of work before he has to rest. The Rebound, once a distant, looming threat, was now something he had to actively manage himself to avoid. But it doesn't matter.

He stares and the faceplate of the nearly-completed PREVAIL armor stares back. He'll finish this work, defeat Justice Unlimited, and make them answer for their crimes.

Just like the Captain would have.

* * *

Lady Leizi helps secure the unconscious Handyman to twin shadow-corvids and ushers Menagerie Witch on. She climbs onto her own mount and shouts for Opale to join her. The white-clad woman runs to join her, when the remnants of her family climb back to their feet.

"Levithan's Blood! Gwen, Jean-Luc, give it up!"

Whatever response her cousin had is swallowed by a second detonation of light, dwarfing the first. It's like comparing a lightbulb to the sun. Lady Leizi's heart seizes in her chest, but her reaction is nothing compared to Été and Printemps.

"What? No, no, no, no!" Été wails, clawing at her face, "What is she doing?! She's . . . she's winning?!"

Printemps says nothing but holds his wife tight to his chest, both of them shaking like leaves. Having his neck broken didn't elicit a reaction like this—Opale stops.

"Gwen, Jean-Luc, what's going on?" she says, "What happens if Scarlet Maturity is defeated? What happens if Black Swan wins?"

Été just stares blankly, like a lost child. The question is seemingly incomprehensible to her.

"It's that damn contract! She can't answer! Gwen, try to focus. Try to tell me. What happens if she wins? What happens if she wins?"

* * *

You are moving so fast the rest of the world has stopped. You have no issue seeing at this speed—you would have no issue seeing at any speed. You kept your limitations because you were scared you would stop being human. But humanity is not a matter of flesh and blood or skin or sight. It's what's in your heart.

You are Mona Merola-Morales. You like anime and video games. You wanna try kissing a girl, just to see if it's nice as you think. You've always dreamed of being a superhero, and now you are one. It's harder, more dangerous than you ever imagined, but it just makes you love it all the more.

You are still an ordinary girl. But that's not all you are. You can be more.

Compared to you, the atoms making up the air are frozen in time. You collide with them, your speed fusing them to your core in a constant barrage of atomic fire. It would normally destroy everything around, but for you, it's just more fuel. The collisions don't slow you down—in fact, with the energy they create, you're speeding up. Your speed annihilates more atoms while speeds you up faster, creating an endless chain reaction.

A hypernovae, feeding into an unquenchable star.

Black Swan can now freely fly at relativistic speeds!

And then, you're upon him. He's big, ugly, and completely healed. But he won't survive this. Despite it being impossible, you can feel that he sees you. Scarlet Maturity knows what will happen next.

He greets it with a savage grin.

DC 20

Stat Check: HIT 15. Black Swan has HIT 9.

You rolled: 8.

8 - 3 + 5 (Hypernovae Mode) + 5 (Lightspeed Attack) + 5 (Tell Zixuan to Stop Looking for Me.) = 20. Critical Success!

A voice echoes in the back of your mind, but, before you can understand it, you're upon Scarlet Maturity. His body starts to dissolve before you even hit him, his regeneration futility trying to keep him together.

No . . . he's not just regenerating. Scarlet light is moving his atoms. Put them back together in the right shape. Only, even his atoms are dying now. You don't absorb that energy; you let it rip him to pieces.

He dies in slow motion before your eyes, body obliterated down to the quark. Except . . . except something doesn't die. In the center of his chest is a mass of the scarlet energy.

And it's starting to coalesce. It's starting to harden.

* * *

This time, it's Printemps.

He screams as something glows under his skin, a scarlet light that starts to burn. His flesh withers, his skin becomes papery, his eyes shrivel as all of the moisture burns away. Été shrieks and cries and beg as he dies, the energy draining what life he has. Once he's been reduced to a husk, his bones snap under their own weight and he dies.

Opale stands there stunned. She can't move, unable to understand what happens. Gwen looks at her with tears in her eyes and, for a moment, it's the Gwendoyln du Arceneaux from years ago. The one whole didn't let her cousin die when she had no one else. Then, the look leaves, the hate comes back, and Été moves to extract a bloody vengeance.

Menagerie Witches mount snatches Jean-Luc's body as Lady Leizi, already in motion, grabs Opale and brings her to safety. As they all fly away, the image of what just happened to Printemps remains fresh in everyone's mind.

As does the image of a red, horned skull eating a man alive.

* * *

The energy hardens into a solid core, not unlike yours, and falls with you to the ground. You have to stop yourself from impacting the Earth, your speed is so great you destroy the area around you.

But the red core is unharmed. In fact, it is growing.

Then it starts to change. Elongate, sharpen, develop distinct sections. A head emerges along with two arms and two legs. They grow larger, harder, more solid, until two horns of red crystal emerge.

And then, there stands Scarlet Maturity. Thirteen feet tall.

"Oh . . . that's effing bullpoop!" you scream, "I totally killed you! You were dead! I had a big internal monologue and everything!"

He laughs. "My powers are unfair? I believe you just rammed me at the speed of light and now remain in one piece."

"I'm a good guy and I'm cute! It's fine if I do it!"

Scarlet Maturity laughs again and flexes his hand, admiring it. "Ah, delightful. It's been so long since I've been able to collect."

"I don't know what that means! And I don't care! I beat you! I'm supposed to get to go home!"

"Very well."

"But I guess I'll have to kick your butt again—huh?"

"Leave, Black Swan," he says, "I have no contract with Faust. I follow him because he understands the same truth of this world as I do: iron sharpens iron. Today, the victory is yours, and to the winner goes the spoils."

"So I can . . . just go?"

"Yes. But before you do, allow me to welcome you to the elite of this world, Black Swan. Now you too will battle for the title of 'strongest'."

" . . . I don't wanna?"

"The fights will find you even if you do not wish them to. The powerful cannot bear a peer. They will hound you in your every living hour. You will continue to grow stronger. Or you will die. That is the only law of this world."

Then he laughs, delighted. He laughs and laughs and laughs until you can't take it anymore and fly away, so fast time slows down again.

But you can still hear him laughing.

* * *

You are g̵̨̰̳͇̊̍͊e̶̪͈͛͗̈́̕n̶̗͖̮͇͋c̸͉͙̗͑ͅč̴̪͝r̸̠̖̰̅͑̅q̷̧̩͐̈́̾̀̃.

You sit in front of a computer counsel, the emblem of a fish tattooed on the back of your hand. The room around you is dark. With you is Star, looking posh and self-assured as always, as well as Sun. Star sees you staring and raises an eyebrow. Sun just gazes forward, an empty expression on his face as always.

Å̶̡b̷̻̉.̶͔̽ ̴̩̈́A̴̠͊b̶̡̌.̸̮̃ ̸͌ͅḶ̶̛b̴͙̃h̶͠ͅ ̸̖͊q̷̜̎b̸̬̌ą̸̆'̷̝̅g̴͇͊ ̸̲̂j̴̥̐n̶̙̏ȁ̵͉g̸̝̒ ̴̖̅g̶̙̕b̸͎̽ ̶̮̒ŗ̶̈́a̴̤͝q̴̮́ ̶͙͠h̸̯͌c̶̪̈́ ̴͈͐ý̸͇v̶͔̓x̴̫͠ȑ̸͓ ̴̪͝u̵̪̕v̸̢̿ź̵̨.̷̬̚ ̵̯̑Ũ̸̪r̵̬͒ȳ̵̺c̷͓̚.̶̘̓ ̴̬̈́C̶͕̿y̸̛͕r̵͙̋ṇ̸͝f̸̙̀r̶͎̎.̵͔̈ ̶̪̀T̸͓̔b̸̤̓q̴͚͠,̸͇̍ ̶̰̚f̷͎̋b̷͎̃z̴͎̊ŕ̴̙b̸̞̚a̶̻̚r̸̺̉ ̶̖̍ṷ̵͊r̴̪͌y̸͉̑c̵̺͑ ̴̛͙ḻ̵̒b̸̻̚h̶̢̐.̸̣͆

Star continues examining you, but when you say nothing, lb̵̢͛̓ḧ̷̩́ ̶̭͠ṗ̷͜n̶̻͂ȁ̷̜̈́'̵̭̚g̶̦͉͑͛.̷̰͂͝, she turns back to the screen. Just in time for all of the other members to join.

There is yourself, Sun, and Star. Key appears demanding to know why she was kept waiting. Lantern is next, her appearance hidden as always. Hand is last to arrive, the Speaker appearing for it, a Japanese woman with tired eyes and prematurely gray hair.

You feel disappointment at not seeing Hand. It is glorious. L̵̛͉̈́b̸͇͎͌ḣ̸̰́ ̸̗̥̿͆ṡ̷͔́r̷̠̮͌̓r̶̯̭̈y̸͕̙̾ ̵̳̓͘e̸͉̖͠r̶͎̪̋y̴̲̒v̸̭̕͝r̶̘̊ş̸̡̍͆ ̵̯͗ͅȗ̵̢ṛ̴̈̓ ̶̦̗̈̀v̴̪̊f̷̡̟̓ ̸̻̯̍̋ä̸̺̯́̑b̷̻̀ǵ̶̻̙̍ ̶̗̑̈u̵̳̺͝r̷̡̙̃ȩ̵̛̥r̵͇̃ͅ.̵̺̊̋ ̸̰̈́̒Ṳ̵̝̈́r̴̫̋͊ ̶͙̉̚v̷̪̿f̴̢͊͝ ̷͖̙̎̇q̴̣̽̌v̶̫̮̔̉ḟ̷̞̖t̸̪͑͠ḫ̷͒͝f̶̛͙̔g̵̙̾̏v̸̦̓̚a̷̜̚t̷̡̹̊͋.̶̳͉̍

"Calm yourself," the Speaker says, tersely, "Crown-over-Moon was delayed. He will be joining us shortly. If you cannot be patient, you can at least silence your prattle."

Key gasps in outrage, and promises revenge. But the Speaker just ignores her, as if she were insignificant.

Key likely would have escalated, but just then, finally, the last member arrives. It is an impossibly thin man in a suit, sitting in a large office. There's something different about him this time, however. His perpetually bored expression is filled with delight. His immaculately groomed hair is out of place, but he looks more alive than he ever has. Key complains that he kept them all waiting.

"Yes, I did," he agrees, "But I had to ensure our private connection. Or do you want this meeting intercepted? I'll remind you that we have not yet located Moon River."

Next to him is a dark-skinned woman starting ahead and operating a computer with a blank gaze. She wears a black costume inlaid with a pattern of blue circuitry. An IV extends from her arm, into a solution in a bag that is being fed into her. F̴̡͝u̴̮͌r̷̬̀̀ ̸̬̉v̷͎̲̄f̶̳̈̌ ̸̧̺̔͠y̶̲̦͑v̴̇̈́͜x̵͇̻̍̿ř̵̮̜̾ ̵͔͕́͂l̷̖͆̕b̸̬̓͒h̷̬̊ͅ.̷̹̏

You can see she's moderating the call, and Moon-over-Crown gestures for her to encrypt it. She doesn't react. Moon-over-Crown drops his grin and signs, taking out a sryinge and then injecting something—A̷̩̾͗b̷͈͖̈́̚.̵͇͙͌ ̷̱̕Ạ̷͋b̸̨̳̊͠!̶͉͍̅̔—into the port that finds its way to the girl. She then moves like a robot, encrypting the connection and making it impossible to trace.

"Ah, tedious. I'm not sure how you manage with Sun, Star," he says.

Star gives an elegant, rueful smile.

"We all must do the best with what the Hand has blessed us. I am,however, glad the method has been improved," she says with a pointed glance at you, "Managing two of them would be beyond even me."

"Did Black Swan really beat Scarlet Maturity?" Lantern interrupts. She acts too young and impulsive for her own good.

"Ah, you were watching were you?" Moon-over-Crown says, "I thought the Speaker instructed you to avoid her."

"I was far away," Lantern protests, "She can't see if I'm far enough away!"

You get the impression that the last part was directed at the Speaker. She says nothing.

"S-so, did she?"

Moon-over-Crown nods, "She did. Christian is overjoyed. He has been sulking since we refused to allow him to engage the thirteen of the Catch-22."

Moon-over-Crown shrugs in an ill-fitting, casual gesture.

"Lady Leizi thoroughly outmaneuvered us. Justice Unlimited remains opaque, the details of 'Project Prometheus' unknown. And now, with them back in the Apiary, they will be hidden from our sight once again."

". . . the Apiary is mean. It can see me peeking," Lantern sulks.

Key says Moon-over-Crown seems pleased with being incompetent.

"Pleased? I'm positively energized. Worthy opponents are to be cherished, after all," he says, "Perhaps it's just a difference in philosophy. You, my dear Key, are what one might call 'eusocial'. You believe society should be organized in a strict caste system organized around the needs of the reproducer. I am a social darwinist. The strong become stronger or they are left behind."

Moon-over-Crown gives a rare grin.

"The world was so dull before. Now we have foes we can't watch and with knives hidden up their sleeves. We shall overcome them, or we were never meant to be masters of this world."

Key calls Moon-over-Crown filthy names that do nothing to diminish his grin. Key gets even angrier, but there is a loud, booming, q̶͙͋v̴̫̀f̸͔̀t̵̼̑ẖ̸̓f̵̳͛g̵̯͝v̶̡͘ä̴̱t̶ glorious gurgle you hear in your mind. Ah, Hand is here after all!

"Hand sees merit in Moon-over-Crown's position even if the Hand does not endorse it," the Speaker says, "Now cease this squabbling. Moon-over-Crown, I assume you have plans to make up for your failure."

"As ever," Moon-over-Crown says, "Dominion's pillars cannot remain secret any longer. If we do not reveal them, then Lady Leizi will. To that end, I've reached out to the Americans and Allied Global Logistics. You'll see the announcement in the coming days."

"They're cooperating?" Star says, "How unexpected."

"Yes," Moon-over-Crown agrees, "However, after their sacrificial dragnet of Justiciar turned up nothing but your genuinely ignorant predecessor, they're desperate. King grows ever closer to his quarry. It seems he has help now as well. The Interlocutor has grown more cunning as well—no doubt using who it took from the QZ—but it's only a matter of time before it is pinned down."

"We will act before then," the Speaker says, "Now, everyone will separately receive their orders. Star, prepare your charges. It's almost time."

"Very well." She looks at you. "Fish will need more preparation however. It seems she's awake again."

You f̵̛̘p̶̝͠ĕ̵̤r̸̘̎ṅ̶̫z̷͘ͅ ̸͖͐v̸̪͋ă̵ͅf̷̖̂v̴̧͗q̶̙̏r̸̛͖ ̷̨̈l̸̡̒b̸̙̾ḧ̶͔e̸̠̚ ̶̟̇b̷̛͈j̷̼̔a̶̲̿ ̷̞̍z̵̯̐v̸̻͆a̴̧̚q̴͓͘.̶̪̇ ̶̜̍A̵̞̍ḇ̵̅,̸͔̔ ̴͉̓c̶͈͒y̶̥̋r̴̙͝n̴̹̅f̷͎̀r̶̦̈́,̸͈͠ ̶͍̄T̷̘́ḇ̵̓q̶͈̓ ̷̥̏a̴͙̋b̸̜̀.̷͖̿ ̶̺͝V̶͔̋g̶̠̉'̸̫͘f̶̹̓ ̸̻͝ú̷̼n̷͉̐è̵͙q̸̝͂r̴̰̃e̵̠̎ ̵̞́g̵̮̏b̶̙̉ ̷̦̕p̸̰͝b̷͔̋z̵̜̐r̸͈͐ ̸̠̾ǒ̷̻ṋ̷̂p̵̰͌x̷̪̓ ̸̢͆ȓ̶͔i̷̫͂r̴̤͂ė̸̡l̵͓̒ ̵̮͋g̵̥͊v̶͚͠z̵͎͛r̶͌ͅ ̵̲̏l̷̟̔b̴̫̾h̷̛͎ ̸͕̃t̸̞̂b̴̯̚ ̷̨́n̴͉͆j̸͉̑n̶̪͋l̵̻̇.̷̤͝ ̶̰͑U̴̥̽r̶̩̒y̷̰͋c̵͓̈.̵̬͌ ̸̩̒C̵̘͝y̵̮͛r̵̞̐n̶̄͜f̶̘̓r̷̮̕.̷͓̉ ̵͉͗N̶̥͝ḁ̵̈l̴̬̑b̷̩̉a̶̦̅r̷̲̆.̴̦̕

Ṵ̸̌̈͜r̷̻̎ẙ̸̧͔͗c̶̨͘.̴͍͍̈́

The meeting ends.

* * *

That night, in Horizon, the City of Levithan's Rest, sleep eludes a few.

* * *

A girl sits, surrounded by damned souls, as icy claws try to take another away. Jenny is getting worse, the girl can see it. The ice has nearly totally swallowed her body. Jenny says she can hear it. The current Sovereign is near expiration. A new one is required. There must always be someone on The Frozen—

The girl makes her decision and acts. She carefully, carefully opens the last of their supply of the malevolent, golden liquid and carefully, carefully pours it onto Jenny. Jenny screams, but the ice and Levithan's blood annihilate each other in a reaction that is as horrifying as it is fascinating to watch.

Jenny's blue, frozen skin reveals itself once more and some of their number let out a sigh of relief. The others look at the girl, knowledge in their gaze.

That was the last of their supply. They'll have to go raiding again. But their foes are expecting them now. Not everyone will survive this.

The girl wordlessly stands up and begins to plan their next offense. Her twentieth birthday has come and gone, and her powers have not yet arrived. That means they never will. She will never be like her mother.

That's fine. She doesn't need them. She never has. She will save everyone here as she is.

She will defeat Justice Unlimited, break their stranglehold on her home, and make them undo what they did to these girls.

If not her, then who?

* * *

Another girl sits in a gilded cage, bandaging the only person she thinks she can trust.

Belle Sabreuse fended off the most recent of her would-be abductors, but took a bullet in the ribs for her trouble. The metahuman assures the girl that she will not abandon her—the girl's sister paid her very well to protect her.

But the reminder makes the girl shrivel more on the inside. Two more years. She has two more years before it's certain she's not a metahuman.

Her whole adolescence, she clung to the idea that her big sister was just waiting. Waiting for her to get powers so she could be spirited away to that glorious white dome in the city proper. That she hadn't been abandoned, that her sister's moniker really was a hidden message to her.

The hope grew dimmer every year and nearly blew out after the Movement. Now, she knew for sure her sister hadn't forgotten her. She knows, because her sister left her with a terrible curse: the only thing their father cared about.

She keeps her hands moving and the faith in her heart. For what is a person without faith?

* * *

A boy stands behind his boss, trying to ignore the itching in his veins.

You can't seem too desperate. Too desperate and the boss will know you're hooked. He'll give you need, but next time the craving will be twice as bad.

The boy has survived this long by being useful, staying unnoticed, and only skimming when the boss is high but not too high.

He doesn't like the look of these new folks the boss is dealing to. The queen lady is bad enough, but her crew? The ex-Wonderland guys? Ten miles of bad road.

Of course, Lethal Anodyne isn't known for his brains. The boy sees how the guy with stitches in his face is eyeing one of the dancers, and a quick word has her quickly shepherded backstage.

It's a little thing, nothing really, but it helps him sleep at night. Anymore and he'd be the nail sticking out. Anymore and he'd get hammered down.

Sometimes he wonders what it would be like if got powers, and could do more. But then the need comes back and he realizes his body will never let him leave.

Still.

When there's nothing you can do, but you can't just do nothing, then you do what you can. Right?

* * *

That night, a black swan limps back to her roost, only to be greeted by her family. With one new member, even! Everyone survived. Everyone is okay. The black swan finally lets herself collapse, knowing the morning will come.

The next day, someone uploads footage of her ramming Scarlet Maturity on Hero for Hire set to the tune of Yakety Sax. Said person has edited the video to make it look like Scarlet Maturity wet his pants.

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Black Swan's REPUTATION increases to 10.

Black Swan's HIT increases to 12.
 
The Metamorphosis - chickenbouillon (semi-canon)
The Metarmophosis: An Omake by chickenbouillon
It's cold now.

The hive hates the cold. Because with the cold, harsh embrace of the cool air comes bad memories.

Warmth is good. Warmth is under your skin. Inside your veins. Warmth is what forms us all, and the hive burrows deep inside and swallows it all up until nothing remains so it may satiate itself.

But the memories..

They won't stop returning.

"Franz! Oh my boy! I'm so proud of you!" Her embrace is cloyingly sweet and hideously smothering. "Thank you mother." He's standing in a suit that doesn't fit him. In a position that doesn't fit him. An imposter in a world of people who know exactly what they're doing. "I knew you could do it! I told you you just needed to believe in yourself!" She croons on and on. But he doesn't want it. He doesn't want any of this.

He's afraid.





And that memory disappears and that leaves only him. Franz Marshall. The Hive. One and the same. Franz does not exist anymore. Franz is a mess of worm flesh and pulped juices that rot and ooze putrefaction. Franz is a worm devouring the world. Franz is a maggot scrounging the bottom of society for scraps.

"Franz! We'll be leaving first!" His coworkers cheer and laugh as they push themselves out the door. Their frames shoving and pushing against each other in their rush to leave the workplace. He thinks they look like bugs, and for a moment he hates them. Loathes them. Them with their thuggish grins and buggish faces and slimy, pale hands. "Okay. I'll finish things up here." He wants to throw up. So he turns back and says nothing.

It's so filthy.


The Hive takes a moment to wonder what mother their progenitor would think now. All things considered, she's likely upset that her ticket for self preservation was arrested and tossed into a cold, cold place.

What a cold place this was. Even now too. They're watching a dance now. A performance of some sorts. The queen needed to keep her subjects entertained, and fat, easily satisfied peasants are ones who will not lead an uprising.

But everyone here is so, so hollow and empty. There is the man with the stitches. He is hollow. He is repulsive. There is the acidic man. He is also empty. Everyone is empty.

And then there is the queen. She who reigns above this place and leads them all to victory. She who keeps them safe, satisfied, and entertained. But her position is precarious. Everyone here is gleefully salivating for the day where she might show a slight hint of weakness. And then they'll tear her apart. It's in their nature to do so. If the queen is not strong enough, then she will be supplanted.


Personally, they have no intention of doing anything of the sort. But why? They possess no particular sense of loyalty towards this place. There is only self preservation and…

You are Franz Marshall.


You are in a small, damp apartment that has worms and insects leaking from the walls. Your body is a wet mess of pus, blood, and unknown substances glued together haphazardly. It is painfully fragile, and yet extremely resilient at the same time. As long as even one of you survives, you can reassemble.

Your friends are inside your skin, and some days you feel like their minds are inside you. All breathing as one, a tenebrous hive smashed inside one body.

It's not cold anymore. It's really hot actually. A warmth that sings in your body and boils your blood.

You'd be disgusted normally. Anyone would. You're living in a state that no human being should be. Your friends are filthy, rotten. The world outside would abhor them.

But..

It's better than having nothing, is it?


Tonight's show ends like all the others.


They discard all these unnecessary thoughts. For all they know, this place is cold and unwelcoming. It brings back terrible memories. But it is a home now. A painful home, certainly. But a home nonetheless. The queen does not value them. She has other subjects that are stronger than them. Stronger than the Hive. If she wanted to, they could be discarded in an instant. Even so..


..It's better to have something, than to have nothing at all, isn't it?



A/N: no more edginess! Just sad… ugfbbfbfbdb i can't really portray loneliness well…
 
TAMStudios Recruit
Candidate A93C
Name:
Edobarde Elgatsu
Age: 28
Stats: HIT 3, ESPIONAGE 4, REPUTATION 5, OPERATIONS 4
Tolerance: 4-5
Chaucer's Notes: Hard boiled, steadfast, often level-headed in dangerous situations, will do all in his power to protect his wife Olivier and four year old daughter Elsa. Armed with a pistol that can transform into a photon blade, hover boots, and a camouflage device on his blue coat.
Lady Leizi: A nan's man if I ever saw oneonthough he knows not what he's stepping in so things may get hairy for him.
 
On Fanworks pt. 1
Alright, it feels like there's some confusion with some newer users, so I should clear a few things up before somebody else asks a question that I, Bitterman, or any of the questers that have been here since Month 1 really don't want to answer for the hundredth time.

In this quest, there are multiple types of fan content. They range from small to extremely comprehensive, and all of them get rewards from Bitterman if they're good. (Which they usually are) There's a few.

Candidate Sheets
Started by me, but I think at least ten users have submitted theirs. These are sheets that echo what a candidate to receive Ambrosia would be in this quest (which are then subject to change by Bitterman, of course). Then, if we take the Global Action Justice Unlimited Wants You or any other candidate gaining actions, there's a chance that they'll appear from the random table.

You can put in your OCs, or characters from one of your own Quests. Just please don't have them be characters from established mainstream or somewhat well known media. (RPG characters that you played are fair game, however.) Also, they should max out at 7 Tolerance, and get worse stats the more you up Tolerance, and vice versa.

Rewards: Possible side character in Justice Unlimited, assuming the dice roll right.

Recruit Sheets
Different, but similar to candidate sheets. These are closer to Maddie or Opale— fully fledged metahumans that could join Project Prometheus in the future. So far, there's been two: my Jun Akimitsu (who I need to rewrite when I get the time) and @chickenbouillon's Franz, who I think is currently a Wonderland villain.

Rewards: Possible character that'll join Justice Unlimited or be an independent metahuman.

Ambrosia Builds
During hero creation, multiple plans are posted for what we want to put in the sample of Ambrosia that we wish to inject a candidate with. (Refer to the Ambrosia section of Mechanics for the exact details). As a hobby of sorts, whenever you see the conversation turn to goldnine or new DNA samples, you see people putting up hypothetical combos of those DNA samples.

Examples:
Iron Sights
Chimera
Know-It-All/ 2000/20 Vision

Rewards: Mechanically, none. But it's good to hypothesize on how the DNA we combine will be interpreted by Bitterman. Also, I put some of the ones I like on the Corkboard. (See below)

@Arcus has also made a more up to date collection of builds here.

Omakes
Omakes, also known as "fanfiction of this quest". These either fall into either Canon, Somewhat Canon, or Not Canon. Depends on the QM's judgement.

Omakes can be as long as you want (we had a 3k Omake once) or as short as you want. (@ScorpioSting wrote a 320 word Omake once.) The only condition is that you have to make it:
  • Make at least a bit of sense.
  • Actually try. Don't try and cheese the system with five different 200 word Omakes. You're not funny if you try that.
  • ABSOLUTELY DO NOT USE AI. If you don't care enough to write something yourself, then we won't care enough to read it.
Examples:
Non Canon (But Still Really Really Good):
A Number Greater Than Zero
Corporate Greed

Canon (And Extremely Well-Written):
Potential Energy (If you only want to read one Omake, read this!)
SolarGemX's Behind The Hero Series (Pt 2, Pt 3)

Rewards: A plus one to any roll, which is stackable and storable, and which we the voters can choose to apply before the update drops.

The Corkboard
Made by yours truly. Essentially, this is a big conspiracy board which I update when I've got the time. I also store some combos there for easy reference. If you've got something you think that I should add, DM me and I'll copy-paste it in.


On a side note, a confusion of the type of post which was right to use was why I didn't really like this candidate…

Armed with a pistol that can transform into a photon blade, hover boots, and a camouflage device on his blue coat.

Since he already has all that crazy tech despite being… just a dude. With a wife and a kid, no other backstory given. It would make more sense for him to be a psychic Metahuman that we can hire, like some sort of budget Valiant Silver. A Recruit Sheet instead of a Candidate Sheet.
 
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On Fanworks pt. 2 (second half of post)
Hm idle thought. If trying to do a Zeno set, we probably want some form of offensive power that costs 4 or less to compensate and help overcome the baseline weakness of needing to rely on firearms due to a lack of offensive power that was laid out in the profile. Doesn't Antaeus actually have really good synergy there?
Antaeus is an interesting choice for the double invulnerability. But Zeno's power set is already very defensive and has an unconditional invulnerability, so buffing that doesn't seem as important as the offense. For the same 3 potency we have access to a budget Fundamental Force Manipulation synergy that I feel will be better for offense than Energy Manipulation 1x or 2x. For example (the final 1 potency hero can be swapped out to taste):
Eigen
Zeno + Hydrocity + Crimson Soprano + Multiplex (Potency 13)
Components: Space-Time Manipulation, Invulnerability, Flight, Solar Absorption, Energy Manipulation, Elemental Manipulation, Transformation
After known synergies are applied: Space-Time Manipulation, Invulnerability, Flight, Fundamental Force Manipulation, Transformation

You missed one more type of submission:
DNA Profiles
These describe the power sets and possibly the stories of dead metahumans to be used in hero creation. See our existing Ambrosia DNA Samples section in the organization sheet for examples. They are submitted to Bitterman privately through DMs and are not guaranteed to be added. Unlike other submissions, they are limited to 1 per person. Regardless, you can feature your submission in a public omake.

Rewards: Possible DNA sample for the Prometheus Project.
 
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Balmung1’s Candidate
Alright here's my attempt using a OC/RP character I created for a quest on SB
Name:Johnathan Wrainwright
Age: 18
Stats Hit 2 Espionage 1 Reputation 4 Operations 4
Tolerance: 7
Chaucer's notes: Honestly Wrainwright would not be included on this list and be left to pursue his studies in Biology at the University. except for three things. First he has a genuine desire to help people in this city, second he has a intellect that is just as good looking at a Petri dish as it is dissecting people's motivations and third he seems to have a freakishly high tolerance level. That said he has a sister who will need protection especially since she's wheelchair bound, the subtlety of a brick and one 'Professor Schultz' who seems to be suspicious about us...
Lady Leizi: Well Shcultz isn't a horrible person,quite the opposite he truly does care for this city but he did not have the sense to shut up around people who have the means and will to kill him. He apparently once shit talked Novalight about her ego. Right in front of her.In a faculty meeeting in her honor .And Wrainwright also has that same idealism and even less of a filter...

(AN:So Wrainwright has shit stats in 3/4ths of the HERO system, a pair of characters who will need protection(and are weak and have equally no filter respectively) and the ability to tell when someone is speaking BS...with the will to say it to their face even when it's say Scarlet Maturity...Actually he might shit talk Scarlet Maturity just because it's Scarlet Maturity and Wrainwright would say something like 'all that power and you basically work for superhiuman mercenary uber'..I don't want to say what's his opinions of the 4 seasons other than 'I like cops better than you'. On the bright side he has really high Tolerance!)
 
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Behind The Hero: Barnyard Rangers - SolarGemX (canon)

Behind The Hero: Barnyard Rangers

By SolarGemX​

The Wild West, a romanticized viewing of the American Frontier during the late 1800's. This period of time brought upon the famous legacy of The Cowboy, immortalized in American culture thanks to the famous figures like Billy The Kid, Buffalo Bill or Kitty Canutt or the many movies, actors or writers that brought this style of entertainment to life, and just like those individuals, that brought the modern idea of the "Cowboy" to the masses, Heroes have kept the tradition alive, more than 200 years later. Howdy! In today's episode of Behind the Hero, we take a look at the group that dishes frontier justice in Texas and its surrounding wilderness, the most Rooting and Shooting team in the Wild West, The Barnyard Rangers.

This team's origin is quite different to what many would expect, you see the BR's have only been a team for a little over 2 years now, but that doesn't mean they've only been active for that period of time. The members of this not so little posse have been active for over 7 years, but were working under different names, yes names plural. You see before the eight strong team came to be, there were actually two teams bidding for territory, The Desperado Rangers, and The Barnyard Bashers.

As many would assume, there's a kind of "rule" when it comes to modern heroics, teams take jobs or do their patrols in the territories they are allowed to work at. Think of as different areas in a map, for example you could be a hero team stationed in or near The Worker's Mitt in Horizon, you do your part and save the day and then try to head towards the Uni district in search of more work, that would bring trouble since that area is under New Dawn's contract. Making it bad news if you try to poach work from under them since it would lead to a bunch of problems among them being financial in nature. Now you may be asking why is any of this important? Well… you see… that's Exactly what happened between the two Texan groups. Its unknown who started the conflict, some say it was Gold Eye taking jobs in BB work area or White Devil capturing a suspect that was being trailed by the DR's while in their territory, but toes had been stepped on and so began a bit of bad blood between the two groups.

It started as a somewhat passive aggressive rivalry, barbs and quips between the two, but as the years passed on and with no boundaries set it began to ramp up into insults and on one occasion, a fight between Copper Serpent and Golden Rooster, ending with both parties injured and out of commission for nearly one month. This hostility would continue on for nearly Two years until it eventually came to a head during an especially important mission about 2 and half years ago, where each group received different contracts, completely clueless of the eventual result.

From what we've been able to uncover both groups had received contracts from different sources, The Desperados had received a contract from one of the Active Duty Military installations near Texas, the base had found out that a huge surplus of military level gear, guns and vehicles had gone missing while in transit and that the perpetrators may had used metahuman assistance in doing so, the team was hired to search the areas of the most recent hijacking to see if they could find and retrieve the stolen goods. Meanwhile, the BR's had received a contract over in Wyoming pertaining to a string of missing people cases, over 15 individuals had gone missing, and the team was hired in hopes of finding them, and so both teams went to work.

The Desperados Rangers had managed to use both Breeze Hoof's and Gold Eye's abilities to find some tracks that led them to the hijacker's base of operations deep in the wilderness. Taking it slow they began taking down criminals one by one until they heard a massive Bang deeper within the facility, causing the alarm to be sprung and causing them to have to hurry in other to not get surrounded, as they turned the corner of the underground complex they were surprised to find the Barnyard Bashers inside the complex. The BB had managed to scour some of the locations where the victims were last seen and after some investigations, they had discovered that every individual were being taking into the wilderness in order to be sold off, human trafficking. They had managed to sneak their way into the base without much trouble, until they had discovered one of the victims about to be executed for causing a ruckus, making them come out of cover and start fighting against the villains, and by extension, triggering the alarm.

Back in the present the sudden arrival of both teams nearly caused a fight to break out, right then and there. But before things could escalate, they were interrupted by the emergence of the main ringleader of the operation, Arms Race. The villain, later identified as Tony Rodriguez, was a smuggler that took trafficking jobs from the criminal underground, from weapons to people, nothing was out the table. Arms Race had an ability to empower non metahuman individuals to a certain degree, making them tougher and hardier than most, making it easy to overpower normal civilians. Due to his sudden appearance and a resurgence of enemy troops, both teams had to settle their differences later as they were immediately set upon, separating all of them from their usual teammates. As each hero fought alongside members of the opposite team rivalries began to fizzle and they began making sure to cover each other's weak spots, eventually taking down the villain and retrieving the stolen goods plus the kidnapping victims. It was after this incident and finding out why both teams were there to begin with that the rivalry finally came to an end. Slowly beginning to interact in a more friendly manner it took around six months before a vote was called between the two teams, causing a merger to occur and for the Barnyard Rangers to be born.

Quite the tale huh? Both look at the time, we been here for so long and we haven't even begun talking about the members, let's fix that shall we? Let's start with Desperado Rangers side of the team and then go to the Barnyard Bashers side.



Let's start with the leader of the Rangers, Marybelle Anderson Astraud, also known as the literal horse girl, Breeze Hoof. Ms. Anderson is slight dysmorphic Metahuman taking the form of a Centaur of Greek myth, The top half of a rather attractive reddish blonde adult woman and the sleek muscly lower half of a horse, she's probably one of the tallest members of the team, coming to just around 6'6 feet tall. Breeze hoof is the speedster of the team easily reaching over 60 miles and hour and with recorded speeds easily reaching twice as much, in addition to her speed she is capable of generating platforms of solid air under her hooves, letting her essentially "fly" through the air making her very hard to get away from. Nobody ever expects several hundred pounds of horse girl suddenly dropping on top of them. Before her involvement in the hero scene, Ms. Anderson was actually an orchard farmer, harvesting a variety of fruits including apples, pears, peaches, apricots, and grapes and in fact her farm has expanded greatly since then, now hosting the entire team withing its premises.

The Second member in the team is one of the two more human looking members of the team John Chavez, also known as Burstfire. Mr. Chavez has the classic cowboy look people expect when they hear the word "cowboy" and coming around 5'7 in height he is a fine tall glass of water if I do say so myself. Burst fire's ability is simple in comparison to his teammates, he is able to imbue objects he touches with flamelike qualities. He uses these powers in conjunction with his trusty pistols in order to turn all ammunition he uses (rubber bullets and normal ammo) into incendiary rounds or causing them to explode on impact. A gun enthusiast at heart, Mr. Chavez came to Texas as part of gun shotting competition that occurred a couple of years back, in where he met his future wife Marygold Basil Astraud, Cousin of Breeze Hoof.

Speaking of which, Ms. Basil also Known as Copper Serpent is also a slight dysmorphic metahuman just like her cousin, instead of equine she's a lamia, a Rattlesnake to be exact. Originally from Puerto Rico, Ms. Basil came to live in Texas alongside her two cousins in order to help them with the orchards and eventually, hero work. Copper Serpent in a twist of fate actually doesn't have any venom unlike her namesake, instead she has sound-based abilities. With the upper half of a woman and the lower half of a snake, Copper Serpent can generate potent sound waves from her mouth, back and tail, producing volumes potent enough to hit with solid force. Additionally, she can grow giant (About the size of cat) orange scales from her back or tail and fling them with surprising force, once thrown these scales actually explode into shrapnel if hit with sufficient force or if hit with her own sound-based attacks. A fun fact about Ms. Basil is that she is a frequent customer at many of the city's BBQ joints, being the best customer in many of them.

The fourth member and last hero of the original DR's is Mary- Anne Jay Astraud, also known as Gold Eye. Before continuing with Ms. Jay's power bio, you may have noticed that three members of the team are all related to each other, plus the fact every single one of them starts with Mary in their names. There is quite a little story to that, just like Copper Serpent, Gold eye is also one of Breeze Hoof's cousins, yes one of. You see in an interview taken a little into their career it was discovered that the Astraud Family has a kind of tradition. Each daughter born into the family will have the name Mary or a variation of it, apparently, it's a tradition that has been going on for over 200 years and is still ongoing today. As you can probably assume, this has brought the birth of many Mary memes on the internet, where every Mary in history or in present day are related to each other and that's there's a hidden society of Mary's somewhere in the world. The members made sure to clarify that not every Mary out there is part of the family, but the jokes continue to prosper. Back to Gold Eye, as the financial advisor of the team her metahuman power let's her sense any form of metal in a 3-mile radius, this ability is what let her eventually find many criminals lair, including the one that eventually lead to the birth of the BR's. Another aspect of her power is that she is capable of absorbing the properties of metals she touches in order to cover herself in them, making her resistant to normal weaponry and letting her hit much harder.

With the Desperados out of the way let's see the Bashers side of the team, starting with their leader Sebastian Smith, otherwise known as Sheriff Bull Rush. Mr. Smith is a fully dysmorphic individual, being one of two members of the team that is so. The sheriff takes the form of a giant bovine of around 7 feet in height, a minotaur. Contrary to his appearance, Mr. Smith is actually an intellectual and used to work as a university teacher teaching Chemistry before the switch to heroics, he occasionally takes teaching jobs at his old university from time to time. His main method of engagement is routed in boxing, bringing potent blows towards his opponents and is one of three members in the team that practice a form of martial art.

The second in command right behind Bullrush is Felix Rodriguez, also known as Golden Rooster. Mr. Rodriguez just like his leader is a full Dysmorphic metahuman, taking the form of a 6-foot-tall bipedal rooster. The hero main form of fighting involves the use Muay Thai taking advantage of his flexibility and iron sharp spurs to engage his opponents. Another aspect of his power is his "Rise and Shine routine" this hero has the ability to energize his allies with a loud cockle-doodle-doo, giving them a pep in their step and re-energizing them after a long day of work. While a beloved member of the team, they are ever so slightly annoyed at him. The reason? He is a morning person, and has on more than one occasion, gone up to the roof of their base and bellowed his call at dawn waking all the other members, much to their annoyance.

Finally, The Third and Fourth members of the original BB team were Grace Luciana and Henry Valentine, also known as Solambulant and White Devil, respectively. Sheep puns aside, Ms. Luciana's abilities do fit the bill. She is capable of generating cloud like objects out of her wool-like hair, if a target gets wrapped in the wool, they are hit with a massive case of drowsiness and eventually fall asleep. These clouds are somewhat solid, if soft, and are actually used by the White Devil as platforms to change direction mid jump during battles. As for Mr. Valentine, well he is a slight dysmorphic metahuman, but his appearance is kind of… well he's a Bunny Boy. Long pointy Rabbit ears, rabbit like white fur on his arms and legs and a fluffy cottontail in the back; as you probably assume… there are a LOT of fanart of the hero online, much to his embarrassment. Moving from his appearance, White Devil's name was inspired from the Monty Python film and the memorable rabbit within. While not as bloody, Mr. Valentine can be just as vicious during a battle. His strong legs let him jump and kick with extreme force, easily crushing metal like it was soda can. He is perhaps the most manurable of the entire team and on occasion has been seen sparring with his fellow members in order to help them with hand-to-hand combat.

My oh my, that was quite the chapter, this is perhaps one of the largest hero groups we have talked about so far. From shaky beginnings to being loved the Texan state over, the Barnyard Ranger's is an example of one the less talked about but important parts of the hero world. Work contracts, disputes between heroes, rebranding and even mergers. This "young" team has gone through quite a lot, well here's hoping they can continue doing the good work and bringing evil doers into justice. It's been a pleasure talking to all of you again! This has been Behind the Hero, singing off!


Authors note:

Is this considered a series? Because here is episode 4 of Behind the Hero: The Barnyard Rangers! Originally, the team was only supposed to be composed of the Desperados, but after re- reading a Bitterman's New Dawn chapter I was a bit inspired to pursue what a hero team merger could look like, So the Barnyard Bashers were born. The biggest team documented so far, I took Wild West and Farm Animals and combined them together. Anyways, Breezehoof is based on well, centaurs and some slight inspiration on the double jump mechanic in videogames. Copper Serpent is a Lamia and is inspired by Monster Hunter 4 Najarala a giant Snake Wyvern. Burstfire was based on Cowboys and an artificer's ability to imbue stuff, and Gold Eye is based on metal detectors and a character from a YouTube series that could transform into gold.

(Shout out to Epithet Erased!)

Fun fact: Said series has a Female Cowboy(girl?) with a rather ludicrous ability. Sundials power lets her accelerate or rewind time as long as it hadn't reached a "ending point" she could make trees go from seed to oak at the drop of a hat and imbue things like swords with her power, basically making them 1 shot weapons since anything cut would corrode to dust… except gold since apparently its one of the few metals that never corrode. Would have loved to use that character but it definitely would fall into copyright territory, plus that power would probably be stupid OP in the right circumstances.

As for the BB's, they were mostly inspired by animals found or raised on a farm. You know, bulls, roosters, sheep, and rabbits.
 
A Quick Check In — ScorpioSting
A Quick Check In, An Omake by ScorpioSting
"Hey, boss, this is Blue Skies."

"Yes, I know that. Why are you calling me?"

"Well, I wanted to touch base real fast. I didn't know if you knew yet. Are you at a computer right now?"

"Yes."

"You have digital copies of all the contracts you use with your power, right?"

"Trust me, I have everything in triplicate."

"Pull up Gwen's cousin's one."

"I do not like the tone you are taking with me. But I assume you have a point."

"Alright, I'll just say it. During our fight, she, well, revealed that she was a she. Fire girl took it horribly. Called it a perversion."

"…ah. I see why you felt this was pertinent information."

"I don't know everything, but I can put 2 and 2 together and get 4. She signed with her deadname, yeah? She said her new name was Opale."

"…you are correct. That is not the name on the contract."

"Well then, there's your answer for why it didn't work."

"…this is both more and less interesting than I had assumed the answer would be."

"I had to figure your things don't work with fake names, and I guess this counts."

"Yes. Still, this is nothing a few token rainbow flags around our offices won't fix. This is very much appreciated, Blue Skies."

"No prob. Can I get a raise for this?"

"No."

"Shame. Thought it was worth a shot. Anyway, I'm in a recovery bay. That girl banged me up bad, I have a-"

The line cuts dead as Faust hangs up.

"-concuss... …no respect, I swear."
 
Issue #2.5: Periphery
Horizon, City of Leviathan's Rest –The Apiary– December 22, 2067

You are Madeleine du Marseille.

It's been about a week since Mona exploded Scarlet Maturity so hard that even his space-pants melted. Of course, he got better—which sucks—but it's pretty neat that your friend is stronger than carbon-fiber nanoweave space-pants.

It's about 3AM in the morning, and both you and said pee-pants slayer are laying around your room, bored and unable to sleep. Mona said if you make her watch another horror movie she's gonna tell Lady Leizi about your nightmares, and the next season of Magical Girl Gang: War isn't out until the new year.

So you and her are just sitting here, with nothing to do. Better than being alone with nothing but your thoughts, you guess. An episode of Behind the Hero blares on the TV, but neither of you are watching it. Mona's reading one of your comic books for the hundredth time, and you're idly scrolling on Hero for Hire.

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notaburner13
(Original Poster)
Posted On Dec 21st 2067:
Video link [here].

Video of Dominion CEO admitting to power-enforced slavery [here].

Detailed analysis of Scarlet Maturity's power [here].

Video of victim dying at exact same moment Pee-pants revives [here].

Dubstep-autotune remix [here].


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►Anansi (Moderator) (Powers) (Verified User)
Replied On Dec 21st 2067:
None of this information has been corroborated. These videos are extremely graphic. This thread, and the other six you have made, violate the terms of use for Hero for Hire. Cease immediately.

►notaburner13 (Original Poster)
Replied On Dec 21st 2067:
Make me. Delete the thread, you fucking traitor.

Oh wait, you can't. Because you're so shit you can't even undo my admin permissions. No wonder you went running to suckle at Dominion's teat. Your brother would be ashamed.

Fuck you, Sunny, you traitorous bitch.

►Anansi (Moderator) (Powers) (Verified User) (Real Name is Sunny Michaels. Fuck her. )
Replied On Dec 21st 2067:
Stop this at once.

It's you, isn't it Eve?

►King Suzaku
Replied On Dec 21st 2067:
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

► turkybroth
Replied On Dec 21st 2067:
Just stay out of it. They've been at it for over a week. Everyone's seen the videos too. The OP (Moon River, the AI?) has been pinning it to the top of every forum.

► AnApple
Replied On Dec 21st 2067:
Is my boy Earthen Owl okay?! That's all I care about in all of this! Is he???
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You follow the continued drama between the mods and whoever "notaburner" is before running out of things to read. You sign in irritation, and then look at your other tab and sigh in even more irritation.

Your mom's bank account is frozen. It has been for two weeks now. They finally caught on that she was dead, and now you can't use it as your own anymore. It was fine for a little bit—it's not like Lady Leizi makes you pay rent or for meals—but now you need it to access the salary Justice Unlimited has been paying you.

You need the money for something.

But first, you need a bank account, and, because you're a minor, you need your legal guardian to sign off on it unless you want to use a shady place. Only issue is, you don't have a legal guardian. Mr. Chaucer brought it up with you before, but that was when you were still in shock and couldn't deal with the idea. He let it go immediately, and no one has said anything since.

You look at the date on the calendar and feel more miserable. But it's time to stop wallowing.

You need a legal guardian. The question is: who?

Mona

Mona's basically your big sister now. You two spend every night together, and her mom makes you dinner more often than not. But right now, she's still moping about the stupid things Scarlet Maturity said, and it's ticking you off. She's laying upside down on the bed, staring into space.

You huff in outrage. She's not even reading Tree of Life א! So you decided to do to her what you did to Wolong.

"Mr. Chaucer is fucking your mom."

Mona swivels her head to look at you like a robot. Then she rolls over, sits up on the bed, and says, without changing her expression:

"No, he's not."

"Uh-huh. Don't they eat breakfast together everyday?"

Mona blinks. You see her slowly coming out of zombie-mode.

"They're both just early risers. Mom likes to have someone to talk to in the morning."

"Suuuuure. Someone to talk to who she was fucking last night. You actually believe he just comes over every morning juuuuuust before you wake up? He's obviously been sleeping over."

"Come on, Maddie, that's not funny."

"What's not funny? That she's riding him like a stallio—"

"Maddie, gross!" Mona shrieks, throwing a pillow at you, "And watch your language!"

Mona frowns and puffs out her cheeks, crossing her arms while she sulks. Mittens crawls into her lap and starts purring, while Barkavious lets out a sleepy "woof".

Good, she's acting like herself. You feel relief that she's the same. She's not a liar. She's just dumb ol' Mona.

And maaaaaybe she could use another poke or two.

"Let's watch them at breakfast tomorrow," you say, "Then you can see the truth for certain. Or we could go to her room right now and listen at the door for—"

"Maddie!"

* * *

The next day, you two get up early and groggily go to the kitchen in Mona and her mom's shared apartment. The Apiary is enormous, the size of several sports arenas. It was so big that Valiant Silver had built a rail system inside it just to get around. That translated to there being giant rooms for everyone, including the spacious kitchen where you got a bagel and Mona filled a bowl of cereal. The room was big enough that you could eavesdrop on Mr. Chaucer and Ms. Merola without being noticed.

". . . closing the accounts. Getting power of attorney was a nightmare, but only Gus had family left and they were more than willing to assist," Mr. Chaucer finishes.

"Well, I'm glad," Ms. Merola says, "I know how much this has bothered you."

"I must thank you, Marisa. Your help has been invaluable."

"Happy to help, Joelle. It was fun dusting off my old law degree."

You elbow Mona. "'Joelle'? They're totally fucking."

"Language, Maddie!" Mona hisses back, "And they're just having a conversation."

"Oh, Joelle, your tie is crooked!" Ms. Merola says.

"Madam, I assure you, I've been wearing a tie since I was a lad. I could tie a half-Windsor with one hand. There is simply no way my tie is crooked."

"Yeah, look at those sparks fly," you whisper, "Totally fucking."

"Come over here, you goose. I'll show you." Ms. Merola reaches over the table and loosens Mr. Chaucer's tie. She then pulls it right again, the neckwear much straighter than before. Her face sits right next to Mr. Chaucer's as she looks up with a twinkle in her eye.

"Ah," he says, not looking away from her, "I suppose it was crooked."

Mona's eyes go wide.

"Levithan's Blood, they're frickin'."

"They're actually fucking!?" You . . . you were just making things up! Holy shit! You were right?!

Mr. Chaucer continues to stare into Ms. Merola's eyes, but then he smiles ruefully. "I'm afraid, madam, that duty calls. As delightful as this morning has been—as they all are."

Ms. Merola sits back and breaks the spell. "Oh, go on, Joelle. We both know this place would fall apart without you."

"I certainly hope not!" Mr. Chaucer laughs and finishes his coffee. He moves to leave and walks by the two of you.

"Madeline! Mona! Wonderful to see you two up bright and early! On this very special day!"

You whip your head up to squint at Mr. Chaucer. Wait, does he know . . . ?

"Now, I must be on my way. Ta-ta girls!"

You're staring at Mr. Chaucer's back as Mona grabs your arm and pulls you after him.

"We're gonna follow him!"

"Mmwehwy?" you say thought a mouthful of bagel.

"We're gonna follow him and get proof that he and my mom are . . . fricking. . ."

"And then?"

"I don't know! I'm improvising here! I need you to support me, Maddie!"

Mona drags you along and you try to imagine if she really was your sister. Mona couldn't be your legal guardian—Leviathan's Blood, no—but her mom could. She'd be really nice too. You like Ms. Merola. It's just . . . to her, you're her "daughter's friend". She doesn't really know you. She hasn't tried.

She'd be fine, but you can do better. You want your legal guardian to be . . . more.

So, onto the next candidate.

Mr. Rhys

You and Mona follow Mr. Chaucer as he boards a tram with several of the new staff. You try to act inconspicuous, but Mona's newly found memetic fame makes it hard to remain incognito. As you're swarmed by people wanting her autograph, you lose sight of Mr. Chaucer. You strain to see over the throngs of people, but eventually you spot him heading to the training room.

The training "room" was something of a misnomer. It was a room in the same sense an indoor stadium was technically a room. The first part was a gymnasium filled with equipment divided into "no powers" and "with powers" sections. But the real draw was the area behind the gym—a long flat expanse of land over a hundred yards long. The Apiary could shape this area to resemble all kinds of terrain and environments, and it was large enough that metahumans not named Black Swan could use their powers without fear of collateral damage. You could feel Echidna wandering around back there, stretching her wings.

Mr. Chaucer walks towards the "powered" section of the gym where Mr. Rhys is punching heavily reinforced pads held by Dr. Rhodes. You and Mona follow him, hiding behind a weight rack.

"Come on!" Dr. Rhodes shouts, "Faster, harder! Keep up your footwork! One-Two!"

Mr. Rhys is in his base from, swinging away. He keeps it up for another minute until a timer goes off, and Dr. Rhodes drops his arms.

"Alright, break! Take five," he says.

"I can keep going," Rhys insists, "I'm not even tired yet. Another round, right now!"

Dr. Rhodes just shakes his head. "My arms need a rest. And I think this has done all the good it's going to do."

"I'll say," Mr. Chaucer adds, as he walks up, "Good God, is still keeping this up, John Henry?"

Dr. Rhodes scratches the side of his face. "I was gonna give him another day before the talk. But with tonight . . ."

"What are you guys jabbering about?" Mr. Rhys says. You grimace. He's been acting weird since you got back from Balthazar, "I'm right here. You can say whatever you want to my face."

"Very well," Mr. Chaucer says, primly. He pulls himself to his full height and then leans forward into Mr. Rhys' personal space, where tells him, "You're acting like a child. Enough of this tantrum. Grow up."

"What did you say?!" Mr. Rhys snarls, "Watch it Chaucer—you weren't there! Twice now, twice, I go on a mission and everyone has to pick up my slack because I'm useless. I couldn't do jack against Floating Venom Morpheme, Scarlet Maturity tore through me like I was nothing, and I couldn't even touch Blue Skies! Y'know, the guy they call 'Sky High Blue Skies' 'cuz he's always blazed? He kicked my ass!"

Mr. Rhys stalks over to a sandbag and punches it so hard it tears off its mount and goes flying.

"Maddie had to save me! She shouldn't have to do that! She's fourteen for Christ's Sake! I'm supposed to protect her!"

The room echoes with his pronouncement as Mr. Rhys kicks the bag on the ground.

"Are you quite finished?" Mr. Chaucer says with a raised eyebrow, "Because it's been some time since I've seen someone destroy property while screaming 'you don't understand me', and it makes me nostalgic for when Abigail was a teenager."

"Listen here, bub—!"

"No, you listen, Rhys," Chaucer shoots back, "You sound like an adolescent! You couldn't do anything against a flying, Named-Rank Behemoth and Scarlet Maturity. So can't the rest of Horizon! And you're upset you failed to ambush a hydrokinetic in a cloud of water vapor he controlled? My goodness, your ego!"

"It's not—"

"It's exactly that, Rhys. Like it or not, Madeline is a full-fledged hero and member of Justice Unlimited. She is your teammate. And teammates pick each other up," Chaucer jabs him in the chest, "You rescued Opale. The Apiary is ours. Everyone survived. The missions were successful whether you're satisfied with your own performance or not. Now, quit sulking! You haven't left this room in days. I have something for you, and tonight . . ."

The rest of Mr. Chaucer's words are drowned out by stupid, clumsy Mona knocking over a whole rack of weights. By the time you clean them up, his conversation with Mr. Rhys is over. Mr. Rhys is sitting on a bench, holding something in his hands that Mr. Chaucer gave him. Dr. Rhodes has a hand on his shoulder.

". . . thanks Chaucer. This means . . . this means a lot. And I'm sorry. You're right. I gotta respect my team and just work harder for next time."

Mr. Chaucer smiles. "Apology accepted. I know something about younger, more powerful teammates doing something you think is impossible, after all."

He snaps his finger and a jolt of electricity sparks.

"Now, I have to see Dr. Ibis. I'll see you tonight."

And with that, he's gone.

Mona immediately flies over to Rhys and demands he help her prove Mr. Chaucer and her mom are involved. She describes all kinds of plans where Rhys pretends to be Mr. Chaucer or her mom—or, in one convoluted plan, both—and Rhys nervously demurs while Dr. Rhodes laughs.

You look at Mr. Rhys. You imagine him as your guardian. He would do the job—he'd be happy to do it. But . . . he'd be so protective. He'd try to have you live a normal life, discourage you from being a hero. He'd do it for all the right reasons—and that's part of the reason you love him—but . . . that's not what you want.

That's not what you need. You feel the familiar thrum of violence in your veins, the urge for revenge.

So you move on to the next candidate.

Dr. Ibis

You, Mona, and Mr. Rhys follow Mr. Chaucer to Dr. Ibis' lab like some kind of three-headed monster. Dr. Ibis, surprisingly, did not take over Valiant Silver's lab when you all relocated to the Apiary. He said it was like kissing another person's spouse—not done unless you were a dick or thinking with one.

You giggled, but Lady Leizi shot him a glare™ and he apologized for his turn of phrase. Either way, Valiant Silver's lab was much too much of a mess for him to use without cataloging everything useful first—which would take weeks.

Instead, he created a facsimile of the laboratory he had on Jacob's Ladder and worked there.

"Dr. Ibis," Mr. Chaucer greets as he enters.

"Joelle, good to see you," Dr. Ibis says absent-mindedly from his desk. In front of him were a number of vials, pippets, and a gene sequencer.

Mr. Chaucer freezes in place.

". . . are you feeling quite alright, Doctor?"

"Ha! Impressed by my 'normal greeting' are you?! The great Dr. Mammoth Ibis has been improving his already august self. I've been doing therapy online!"

"Why . . . that's wonderful! I'm so proud of you—"

"I'm doing it for me, but I appreciate the support. Now, why are you blathering on?"

"{I suppose that lasted as long as could be expected.} Ahem. I came to discuss tonight—what in the world are you working on?!"

There was a sickly red glow coming from the sequencer.

Dr. Ibis' turned grave. "Printemps' DNA profile. Young Madeline was wise to secure his body for examination. Though, it does make me wonder if she could benefit from sessions with Dr. Hawkins . . ."

"Why is it glowing?"

Name: Printemps, Jean-Luc Villeneuve
Power: Construct Creation, Energy Manipulation, Transmutation
Faction: The Four Seasons
Potency: 6
Ibis' Notes: We are well familiar with Printemps and his powers. But . . . there is something wrong with this sample. There is still an energy in it.
Lingering.

"I presume it is a remnant of Scarlet Maturity's power. The glow has died down considerably over time. Another week and it should be gone completely and safe to use for Project Prometheus. Should be."

"Yes," Mr. Chaucer says, eyeing it, "But perhaps better safe than sorry . . . ?"

"Perhaps. Now, what's this about tonight? I haven't forgotten! But, uh, tell me anyway. So I know you know."

"Yes, well we've—"

"Wait, I see someone spying on us! I see you! You shall not steal of my genius!"

"Scatter!" Mona shouts, and you all flee.

By the time you reconvene, Mr. Chaucer is gone and Dr. Ibis is demanding Mona let him participate in the "social-bond creating shenanigans".

You try to imagine Dr. Ibis as you legal guardian and—

"But I want to be included in hijinks! I want to! I go to therapy now!"

—no. Maybe you can be his legal guardian?

Lady Leizi

You three split up to find Mr. Chaucer, and you're the one who happens upon him. He's in a room in the residential suites that you've never been in before. As you follow behind him, you hear two other voices.

Lady Leizi and Ms. Opale are sorting through a room decorated with hundreds of photographs. There are clothes for a woman with a slender build thrown everywhere, and the photographs all feature a girl with flaming-red hair and clear blue eyes. There's a silver girl with blank, white eyes in a lot of them too, as well as a lot with Ms. Opale.

Mr. Chaucer respectfully knocks on the open door, and Lady Leizi and Ms. Opale look up at him.

"Joelle!" Ms. Opale calls. She runs over to hug him and trips over a slinky nightgown on the ground. "Ow, fuck, ow. Wait, since when did Ophélie dress like this?!"

"Since we gave her a room and she started finding excuses to sleep over," Lady Leizi calls from the bed. She holds up a pair of lacy underwear. "Oh, my. I supposed we did give her and Towarri their privacy."

"My baby cousin . . ." Ms. Opale says in shock, "Oh shit, Joelle! I'm sorry!"

Ms. Opale gets up and goes to hug Mr. Chaucer, only to stop, go to shake his hand, and then stop again in uncertainty. Mr. Chauce puts her out of her misery and pulls her into a hug.

"Opale," he says, tearing up a little, "I'm so, so glad you're okay."

"Y-yeah," she says, her voice warbling, "I'm sorry we haven't had a chance to really talk. It's just been—"

"A whirlwind? Think nothing of it my good woman. I understand you've been read in on Project Prometheus? That would knock anyone for a loop."

"Y-yeah. Yeah . . . no shit, guys. Wow." Ms. Opale looks around the room in wonder. "Still can't believe I'm living in the Apiary, y'know? I thought Ophélie might if she stayed a hero, but me? On Justice Unlimited? Feels like a dream."

Her face drops.

"A dream after a nightmare."

"Were you aware," Lady Leizi drawls, "That our dear Joelle was the one who insisted we save you? Even after your warning that it was a trap?"

Ms. Opale whips her head around. "Joelle? W-why . . .? Why dammit!?"

Mr. Chaucer puts a hand on her shoulder. "I loved Abigail too. I couldn't abandon the person she wanted to spend her life with."

Ms. Opale wipes her eyes, "Aww, dammit. I'm crying again. S-sorry guys, mood swings . . ."

Mr. Chaucer raises an eyebrow as Lady Leizi tilts her head, "I thought you were glowing, darling. Something you wish to share?"

Ms. Opale blushes and kicks the floor. "Uhh, Alice—Mendicant—approached me like on my second day here? Said it was their "sacred duty to help all cracked eggs grow into chickens. Or make omelets or whatever". They offered me a symbiote to help me transition. Apparently they're way easier to make than healing ones? And, uh, I said yes."

Ms. Opale gives a big smile and you see it. She does look a little different. Softer, maybe? Happier definitely.

"Apparently it's super efficient, so changes will happen fast. But, uh, it's gonna be intense."

"As long as you're happy, darling," Lady Leizi says. There's the barest edge of a smirk on her lips. Wait. Is that how Mendicant knew . . .?

"Very." Opale closes her eyes. "Is it okay to feel this much happiness when the people you love are gone?"

"I've asked myself the same thing everyday. The dead give no answers," Lady Leizi says, "One can only hope to live in a way that will let you look them in the eye when you meet again."

"Well said," Mr. Chaucer agrees, "We'll have a toast tonight. To absent friends."

"Oh, yeah, what's that about?" Ms. Opale asks.

Lady Leizi answers. "A number of things. Among them, celebrating the newly appointed second-in-command of Justice Unlimited."

"Oh, dang. Nice. Who is it?"

Lady Leizi fractionally raises an eyebrow.

"Who . . . me?!" Ms. Opale yelps, "Me?!"

"I assumed you'd accept, darling."

"It's an honor but . . . me?!"

Lady Leizi tips her head. "You're the second most experienced hero here. You've more than proven yourself. Black Swan is powerful indeed, but Mona needs a little more seasoning before she's ready for leadership. You don't have to accept if you're disinclined, but it would, selfishly, be a great relief for myself if you would accept."

"I . . . uh, wow. Wow. Uh . . ."

Mr. Chaucer pushes her in the back good-naturedly, "Just say yes, Opale! Come on, out with it!"

Ms. Opale starts crying again, but quickly says, "Y-yeah. I'll do it! I'll do it! But, uh, I need to rebrand first. Fuck being Hiver, I've so fucking done with Hiver."

"Of course," Lady Leizi assures her, "Any notions of your new identity?"

"Well, I have a few . . ."

As Opale describes her new name and costume, you picture Lady Leizi as your legal guardian. She'd be . . . rough at first, but she would figure it out quickly. She'd never pressure you, she'd always support you, maybe she'd even come to love you?

But you remember the image of Scarlet Maturity destroying her without even touching her. You remember the feel of her blood on your skin as you feared you hit something vital.

You . . . you can't watch a mom die again.

So, regretfully, no. It can't be Lady Leizi.

But then who . . .?

The Winner

Mona texts you that Lady Leizi caught her and Mr. Rhys, so you'll have to complete the mission on your own. You roll your eyes. Posers. You follow Mr. Chaucer down a number of winding hallways, until he stops at a room and enters. You peek your head around the door before it closes, only to see Mr. Chaucer staring right at you.

"Ah, Madeline. As delightful as it was having a shadow all day, I do need to actually speak with you."

You freeze. Uh-oh. Busted.

". . . you noticed, huh?"

"I noticed. Huh," he says with a smile, "You and Miss Merola-Morales are not as stealthy as you might wish. Perhaps some remedial espionage training is in store for both of you?"

"Oh, Leviathan's Blood, no," you beg. Lady Leizi is merciless teaching in her chosen field.

Mr. Chaucer taps his nose. "Just a jest. Now, come with me, if you would."

You shrug as Mr. Chaucer leads you into his living room. On a coffee table sits a rectangular object covered with a cloth. He walks over to it and grabs a corner of the cloth.

"Now, since this is the first time we've spoken properly today, allow me to say: Happy Birthday, Madeline!"

"Y-you knew?" you say, your voice quivering. B-but you hadn't told anyone! You didn't want to make a big deal out of it. You weren't a baby. And everyone forgot because it was so close to Christmas anyway. Everyone but your mom . . .

"Of course, I did," Mr. Chaucer says, shaking you out of your thoughts, "I completed all of the paperwork to set up your trust, after all."

He gives you a jolly grin. "But enough of that. Don't you want your present?"

You nod, still a little shell-shocked.

Mr. Chaucer pulls off the cloth, revealing a terrarium. Inside of it is a—

"A Brazilian black tarantula?!" you squeal, rushing over.

"Yes. I know not everyone is comfortable with spiders, so if I missed the mark on your gift—oh my."

You immediately open the enclosure and let her crawl onto your hand. She climbs up your arm and settles on your shoulder.

"You are Shelob," you whisper, revelantly, "I shall teach you to feast on the blood of Men and Elves."

"Ah, from the Ungoliant herself," Mr. Chaucer says, "Do have her mind blades from Gondolin."

You're still petting Shelob as Apep flicks his tongue out, curious. "Thank you, Mr. Chaucer. I love her."

Shelob joins the menagerie!

"I'm very happy, Madeline. Err, there was one other, less charming, matter I had to discuss with you. It seems your mother's old bank account was frozen. Were you aware?"

Your smile transforms into a scowl.

". . . yeah."

"Apparently there were very large sums of money being transferred from it at regular intervals. They coincided with whenever your pay was deposited in your trust. It seems you were moving it to your mother's account to send it elsewhere."

". . . yeah."

"I grew concerned it was being stolen, so I looked into where it was going. Madeline, you've been sending thousands upon thousands of dollars to the Worker's Mitt Relief charity fund, all anonymously."

You don't look him in the eyes. "Yeah?"

"Well, why on Earth are you doing that?"

You pull your hat over your eyes so Mr. Chaucer can't see your face. "Three people dead, over a hundred injured."

"Come again?"

"Three people dead, over a hundred injured. That's how many people got hurt by my flock when I was in Third North Tower."

You keep your voice steady. You know it's steady. So how does Mr. Chaucer know to gently tip your hat back so he can see your tears?

"Madeline. Madeline, Madeline, Madeline. It's not your fault." He kneels down and pulls you into a big hug. You resist at first, but something inside you breaks and suddenly you're sobbing into his shoulder.

"I-I d-didn't mean to!" you wail as he holds you, "I'm sorry. I'm sorry! I'm so sorry!"

"Shhhh. Shhhh." He doesn't say anything. He just makes comforting noises as he rubs your back.

That just makes you cry harder and soon you're completely exhausted. Mr. Chaucer is the only thing holding you up.

"Madeline. I want you to listen to me. It is no one's fault but that madman, Clovis Laurent. You were in an impossible situation, especially one for a little girl. Not a soul on this Earth will blame you for what is an accident."

"B-but . . ." Your throat is stuck.

"But nothing. If you would like to release an apology, that can be arranged. Justice Unlimited will make sure the injured parties are well taken care of. But no more punishing yourself, do you understand?"

You don't understand. You got three people killed. They died in a car accident that your flock caused. It's not okay. It will never be okay. Who cares if you're just a kid? You try to tell Mr. Chaucer that, but all that comes out is:

"Will you be my legal guardian?"

Your words surprise even you. But you keep speaking as your emotions flow.

"Y-you understand me. You won't stop me from trying to be a hero. B-but you also will make sure I'm okay. That's your job around here. Not everyone notices, but I do. You make everyone okay. We can't do it without you. S-so, can you help me? I need someone. Someone I won't have to watch die."

"Madeline. Of course," he whispers, "It would be an honor. But, I want you to do two things for me."

"W-what?"

"First, sleep on this. You're very emotional right now. If you still feel this way in the morning, we'll sign the guardianship paperwork immediately. Okay?"

You nod into his chest.

"Second, I'd like you to talk to someone about how you feel. It doesn't need to be me, or anyone here. If you'd like, I know Dr. Hawkins has worked wonders with Emeril. She's a former member of New Dawn, and might be uniquely suited to understanding your feelings. Would that be alright?"

So she's a shrink? You're not crazy. But, it might be nice to talk to someone . . .

"O-okay," you agree.

"Wonderful. Wonderful. Then, Madeline, do you think you're up for one more surprise?"

You pull away from the hug, the smell of smoke and cinnamon lingering in your nostrils. "I think so . . .?"

"Then follow me. And, uh, please take Shelob back. She's climbed under my jacket and I can feel her moving."

* * *

Mr. Chaucer leads you to a big room in the Apiary that you, yet again, have never been to. Seriously, how huge is this place? As you two walk it, the lights are off.

"Odd," he says, "Well, the light is somewhere around here . . . found it!"

He flips the on lights, and suddenly over a dozen people spring out and all shout:

"HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MADDIE!"

Mr. Rhys, Mona, Ms. Merola, Ms. Opale, and Lady Leizi are there. So is Dr. Rhodes with his wife, Sandra, Natalie, and his younger son, Nathan. Wolong and New Dawn are here too, Gentleman James and Miss Naught shout with everyone else. Palisade looks uncomfortable, and there's a guy in pajamas and a sleeping cap stuffing himself with pizza.

The room is filled with balloons and decorations, with a great big banner that reads "Happy Birthday" in Sindarin. You look at Mr. Chaucer who shoots you a wink. Mona flies over and gives you a great big hug, and then starts screaming when Shelob climbs in her hair. Mr. Rhys also hugs you and Lady Leizi gives you a smirk over her sunglasses that is unfairly cool. Ms. Opale is nice and says she looks forward to getting to know you, also she's sorry she gave you a gift card for your birthday—she just wanted to get that out of the way.

It's loud and chaotic and happy in a way you thought you'd never be again in that library so long ago.

It just sucks that Mona snapped a picture right as you started crying again.

* * *

One more thing.

"So Mr. Chaucer's gonna be your dad now?!" Mona says, somehow, through a mouth full of cake.

"He might be your dad soon too," you shoot back.

Mr. Chaucer begins choking and Mr. Rhys hits on the back until he can breathe again.

"P-pardon?"

"Oh, fudge it, forget the plans," Mona declares, "Mom! I know you and Mr. Chaucer are . . . fricking."

"Mona Mercedes Merola-Morales!" her mom shouts, "Where did you learn that language?!

"N-now see here!" Mr. Chaucer sputters, "Your mother has been helping me on a tricky legal matter. All of the accounts of the SLAYERS were still open. I was trying to close them and get their estates and remains to their respective families!"

"And ensuring their . . . legacies don't go to waste," Lady Leizi adds. She's eating cake and somehow making that look cool.

"Yes," Mr. Chaucer agrees, "There is that too. They would understand."

C-Class Powers

Name: Wild Speaker, Inmaculada Ruiz
Power: Mental Manipulation, Ally Empowerment
Faction: SLAYERS
Potency: 3
Ibis' Notes: The history of SLAYERS is somewhat convoluted and tedious. But Chaucer has become a regular at our "boys-night" poker games and he agreed to not tell everyone I was counting cards if I "made a reasonable attempt at being respectful". Note to self: Edit out recorded admission that I cheat at cards.
SLAYERS began as a three person team with an "edgy" theme. The Bloody Slayer, The Shadow Slayer, and our own Chaucer, the Thunder Slayer. Abigail Reyes would later join as The Giant Slayer. Shortly after Chacuer left to go into business, The Bloody Slayer and Shadow Slayer would split over creative disagreements about the direction of the team. SLAYERS seemed doomed to fall apart until The Giant Slayer recruited the team's now-iconic roster and slew Hundred-Hands Hecatoncheires.
Wild Speaker had the ability to talk to animals. When she did, the animal's intelligence was raised to humanesque levels. It sounds like an idyllic power, but apparently animals are terrible conversation partners. Birds mostly discuss wind-speeds and the location of seeds, dogs and cats swear like sailors, and bugs are apparently uniformly "total jerkwads". Still, Wild Speaker could order them to fight, which they often did if only for the novelty of committing violence with a purpose.


B-Class Powers

Name: Epoxy, Chung Hye-Jin
Power: Fundamental Force Manipulation
Faction: SLAYERS
Potency: 5
Ibis' Notes: Epoxy, also known as "The Last Nail in the Coffin" was the second-in-command of SLAYERS and a member of Powers in her individual capacity. Her power allowed her to stick objects together on a molecular level through a subtle manipulation of the strong nuclear force. The objects she stuck together could only be released by her, and apparently she charged double to unstick things than stick them together.
Her nickname comes from her uncanny ability to place enemies in positions where she could stick them to objects that would completely immobilize them. Deadman famously broke his own neck to escape from her during one fight, and revived with his head facing the wrong direction. This gave her a bloodthirsty reputation that appears to have "ruined her dating life". She and The Giant Slayer were often at metahuman mixers and speed dating events, though it appears Epoxy was usually there against her will.
It was something of an irony that a group named "SLAYERS" and who was famous for killing a Named-Ranked Behemoth would make most of their money doing non-combat civilian work. Epoxy and Vulcan were popular in construction, Wild Speaker in pest control, and even The Giant Slayer mostly did bodyguard work. They had their moments of combat as all metahumans do, but if you wanted a "blue-collar" team, SLAYERS was as close as you were going to get.


Name: The Giant Slayer, Abigail Reyes
Power: Transmutation, Enhanced Strength
Faction: SLAYERS
Potency: 8
Ibis' Notes: The Giant Slayer was the former leader of SLAYERS and the paramour of Ms. Opale. Before she and Opale started dating, her desperation to get married was something of a running joke in the metahuman community. She, famously, is one of the only people to make King flee a battle, if only because her constant flirting made him uncomfortable.
Perhaps The Giant Slayer was merely waiting for Opale, or perhaps her hyper-competence and destructive power frightened any potential partner. The Giant Slayer had the power to increase an object's size and mass to exponential levels, and then be able to swing the object as if it were its regular size. The Giant Slayer had immense strength, so this could result in her swinging swords the size of skyscrapers. This power let her become a regular hunter of Gold-Rank Behemoths and even Named-Rank on occasion.


Name: Vulcan, Augustus "Gus" Schulte
Power: Algernon-type
Faction: SLAYERS
Potency: 13
Ibis' Notes: It seems doomed love and SLAYERS are inextricably intertwined, because Vulcan is the former lover of our Handyman.
He was an Algernon-type, specialized in metallurgy. He made all of the weapons and armor used by SLAYERS and often sold his creations to clients such as Steelheart and Valiant Silver.
He never pushed his power too far. He was too afraid of the Rebound. There is a certain wisdom in that, perhaps.

"So, you guys aren't fricking?" Mona says.

"No!"

"Not yet, sweetie."

"M-mom?!" Mona says incredulously as Mr. Chaucer also stares at Ms. Merola.

"Marisa?" he says, flabbergasted.

"Well, I've been waiting for you to ask me on a date. Or was all that flirting for nothing?"

Chaucer snaps his mouth shut and answers immediately, "This Saturday. Dinner? I would ask for sooner, but the holidays are upon us and . . ."

He gives you a look that warms your heart.

". . . I have plans to spend it with family."

"Sounds lovely," she says in reply, "But, um, you and Madeline are still coming over for Christmas dinner? I didn't break out that mistletoe for nothing."

"Huh," you say, elbowing Mona, "Maybe we'll end up sisters after all."

"Maddie!"

"What? And how old's your mom? Based on the look she's giving Mr. Chaucer, maybe we'll both be getting another sibling on top of that!"

"Maddie!"

* * *

Gabriel Kwan smiles to himself and enjoys another slice of cake. His team was mingling with the new Justice Unlimited splendidly, which would hopefully smoothing things over when he discussed the terms of their alliance. He would have to conceal Project Prometheus from them—regrettable, but he was not one to question Lady Leizi's infosec.

Speaking of that charming woman, she was inviting New Dawn to attend the Christmas celebration at the Apiary. Gabriel had to regretfully inform her he would be late.

He had a prior commitment at the Ọsanyìn headquarters, located in the Foot of the Ladder. A grand announcement was in the works.

One with significant consequences.

______________________________________________________________________________

What will be Opale's new heroic identity?

Write-in (subject to QM veto) [ ]

Her costume?

Write-in (subject to QM veto) [ ]

Her emblem?

Write-in (subject to QM veto) [ ]

CHOOSE YOUR FILL-IN ISSUE:


[ ] Flight of the Bumblebee (Apiary, Scarlet Maturity, The Defiance Unit)

[ ] Goodnight, Avô (Uiara, Ọsanyìn, An Interlocutor)

[ ] The Hand of Mysteries (Radiant Silvergirl, Star, Key, Fish)


[X] PREVAIL (Wolong, Crusade, ?????? ???, ?????, ??? ????)
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Name: ???, Opale Houdin-Reyes
Keywords: Fundamental Force Manipulation, Construct Creation
Faction: Justice Unlimited

Stats: HIT 7, ESPIONAGE 3, REPUTATION 7, OPERATIONS 6
Ibis' Notes:
Opale can create tube-shaped barriers in any location she can see, including around objects. The outside of the barrier can withstand strong physical damage, while the area inside the barrier has a gravitational orientation chosen by Opale. The barriers are not permeable, but the top and bottoms are not enclosed, allowing Opale to fire them like a "beam" is she so chooses. The barriers can be any thickness she chooses, but the gravitational effect occurs in a strength proportional to the size of the barrier. The more barriers she creates at once, the weaker they all become collectively.
 
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Behind the Hero: Blood Moon - SolarGemX (canon)

Behind the Hero: Blood Moon
By SolarGemX

~Is there something Strange, in your neighborhood~ ~Who you going to call?~​

Who indeed? The world is ripe with things both weird and macabre, and that not going into what evil things may lurk in the shadows. From Villains to Behemoths, there isn't a shortage of modern day "monsters" running around, hoping to cause trouble. In the past, actual monsters were a thing of horror books and movies like Dracula or The Ooze, but with the advent of superpowers, even these titans of fright may seem cute by comparison. But those tales of fright and the lessons hidden within the pages have not gone quietly into the night, quite the opposite really, hidden withing the walls of Transylvania lie a group of monsters that have stepped out of the shadows and are ready to show the world that they never left, all the while spreading unmatched horror to any criminal that dares mess with their territory. Ghost and Ghouls of all ages, put your ghastly hands together for the nightmarish team of classical horror, today we take a glimpse at The Blood Moon's.

Team Blood Moon has been active for around 4 years and has primarily stayed in the Romanian Territories of Transylvania, this team is composed of 5 members and have an aesthetic influenced by classical horror monsters like the vampire, witches, and Frankenstein's monster. While primarily sticking towards city level criminal activity, the team on occasion has taken Behemoth hunts near the Romanian wilderness, one of their confirmed kills being a silver grade Aquatic behemoth that took residence in The Saint Anna Lake, this behemoth taking the look of a mutated Sarcastic Fringe head (Yes… that is a real animal, just like the Blue Belly Go Away bird) had caused visit's to the lake to plummet and had begun eating the local fauna that got to close to the lake for water. After an impressive maneuver from the team's water specialist, they were able to fish it out and quickly dispatch it.

The first member of the team and one of its founding members is Celeste Ardelean, also known as the Blood Red Umbramancer, Twilight Beast. At a tender 16 years of age, Ms. Ardelean has personally sought to inherit the fear brought by one of horror's most infamous monsters, Count Dracula. Brandishing an impressive gothic style apparel and a perhaps her most loyal companion Jack, she took to the streets of Oradea and began a shadowy crusade against its criminal inhabitants. This one-woman siege continued for around 2 years until an accident resulted in the loss of life of her beloved companion, which caused her to become far more cautious in her approach and push her umbral abilities to its limits. You see, Twilight Beast as you probably deduced can manifest and control a reddish black dark energy that she uses with exact precision. She can change its shape and form into spheres, tendrils and even weapons made of shadow. Additionally, she can cover herself in the shadowy mass to avoid attacks from more dangerous foes.

An interesting fac about Twilight Beast is that she once had a meeting with a previous episode's heroine, Blood Fang of the Fabled. From what few rumors we could find, the Vampire had tried recruiting the Werewolf into her team, but the offer was declined when it meant Ms. Jaeger had to fight non behemoth adversaries, even if the offer was extended to the rest of The Fabled. Understanding her reasons, Twilight Beast dropped the negotiation and both leaders left with amicable relations and an open invitation to call on one another in case they needed help.

The second member of Blood Moon was and currently is known as Jack; are you confused dear viewers? You may be wondering how Jack could be a member if he died, as stated during Ms. Ardelean's segment. Well, you only half right, Jack did infact die that night, but to Twilights Beast's surprise the unbelievable had happened, he came back and with a metahuman ability. Jack returned as the spookiest and cutest dog you have ever seen!

*Record Scratch*​

I know what you're thinking: "I'm sorry he came back as what!?" Yes, my dear viewers, Jack is in fact a dog, a Transylvanian Hound to be exact. Jack has been with Ms.Ardelean since he was a puppy and had followed her during her hero work, sadly during one her of fights with the local criminal groups, Jack got caught in an explosion and got trapped in a burning building, where he lost his life. But as the embers of his life flickered away... a new flame began to burn. Jack's metahu-… hmm... Meta-animal ability is actually really familiar to the New Dawn member Deadman, just with a lot less magma. Jack's new and permanent appearance is the form of a dog skeleton with what seem to be blue flames working as his new body and from some witness testimonies a small black sphere inside the flames; well, when it's visible anyways. Jacks new form has a few more benefits than what meats the eye. The flames that make his body are actually cold to the touch and work as some form of pocket space, which can hold a number of things, just as long as he can cover them completely, using the flames that compose his body. Objects placed within are somehow "frozen" in time, during one test a fellow member of the team placed a sandwich inside the space, and it was just as fresh 3 days later, than it was the moment he placed it in. Another ability Jack has is the form of pseudo mimicry using animal bones. Jack can assimilate these bones and use them instinctively like the animals they originate from. To this day he has only absorbed two animal skulls found as decorations while raiding an enemy base, a rhino, and an alligator skull: providing the pup with a deadly bite and tackle.

The third member of the group is Known as Adrian Black or Gargoyle to his teammates. Mr. Black's meta human power is the ability to transform himself into stone, shaping it to give himself horns, claws, talons, and a tail; he is the tank of the team. Gargoyle's transformation while making him quite heavy actually removes his heat signature, heartbeat and need to breath; letting him do an extremely good act of a lifeless statue, more than one criminal has been scared when he suddenly started moving while they weren't looking.

(A fun fact: One time Gargoyle followed a criminal for over 30 minutes, stopping every time he looked back and not once, did he wonder why a statue was following him… he definitely failed a perception check…. Several times)

Fourth in our horror show is the living taser, Elena Rivets; otherwise known as Short Circuit! Ms. Rivets is fairly standard adult woman of around 25 years, if you don't count the fact, she an ex double amputee after a freak incident with a brown bear in the Romanian wilderness when she was 16 years old. She survived thanks to her metahuman ability to produce a close-range electrical shock from her body but ended up losing both arms due to the incident. She was later offered a pair of robotic limbs by an unknown criminal group due to finding out she had powers. Accepting at first, she eventually tricked her "suppliers" and managed to leave them unconscious long enough for her to escape and have them captured by the local authorities. Her costume being inspired by Frankenstein's monster, and with a bolt studded collar she joined Blood Moon and their close-range specialist, channeling her lightning through her metal limbs to deliver devastating punches to criminals.

The final member of the team is aquatic terror of the deep, Tide Bite; also, knowns as Stefan Popescu to his friends and OH GOD SO MANY TEETH! To his enemies. Mr. Popescu is fully Dysmorphic individual taking the appearance of a bi-pedal anglerfish. Standing at 5'6 feet tall, Tide Bite makes for an intimidating look, who he has further improved by acting like a feral monster when fighting or by acting like a straight up heel during PR events. Even with this aesthetic he is actually a pretty chill dude and is an actually a fan favorite among the Romanian populace, especially the children that see him as a "cool" fish monster. Yes, Mr. Popescu has taken his appearance and has rolled with it. In addition to his appearance, he can unhinge his jaw to take massive bites capable of tearing through solid steel, breath underwater and his lure has slight hypnotic properties, making enemies or in the case of a certain behemoth fight, come to him in a daze letting him land a strong wet webbed slap to his opponents.

Quite the monstrous menagerie aren't they folks? Having a much more dangerous edge over the usual high-flying heroes of the day, this group has taken to using the primal part of our brains that jumps at the monstrous and has run with it into the darkest pits imaginable, and we love them for it! We can only hope that more "monsters" like these can come out and decide to help in their own heroic ways in other parts of the world. Well, I've had my fill of horror for the day, this has been Behind the Hero, signing off!

Authors note:
And that's five, I think. There's a good chance I'll think of a new episode in the future, but this is my current brain backlog caught up. Say hello to Team Blood Moon! Now scream. Inspired by horror monsters, and those spooky critters, this team took was obviously inspired by some of horrors classical monsters like Dracula or the creature of the deep. With an extra thing or two mixed in. Twilight Beast was inspired by Seras Victoria from Hellsing Ultimate and the MC of Hollow Knight, Jack was inspired by the skeleton dogs of the Felheim faction in Wargroove, Gargoyle was actually inspired by the Yugioh card Labrynth Archfiend (I wonder if I should have given him a claymore…), Short Circuit was slightly inspired by Frankenstein from Fate (mostly in the female and metal arm parts) and Tide Bite was inspired by the Creature of the deep and the fact I wanted to see how many people are going to now search what a sarcastic fringe head is. Hope you all like this, and here's hoping the next few issues go well, or at least not as crazily as that save Opale mission…
the tutorial seriously?
 
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