I joined this game hoping I wouldn't have to go to war

It took literally less than an hour before people asked me to go to war


THE VOICES IN MY HEAD MAKE ME DO THIS
 
Meet me blade to blade, guns blazing and horses screaming then O Presidente of cowards. I will teach you what it means to make war and, if you prove yourself, what passes between warriors after the throng of battle has heated their blood to the boil.

The Kitadake-no-omo
Translation: "Fite me IRL"
 
I almost forgot to roll for children

wrong die

damn Charles old age
So apparently since Charles gets a god damn +40 because of his man whore powers, I get to roll for birth after all

god dammit, why do I always get complications

aaand another stillbirth

never mid those two, turns out I got a 55 not a 15, +40 to that too

Charles III here we come

Might as well roll conception for next turn as well as econ

solid 95

and another kid, now to roll genders and stuff for both because I forgot

so no Charles II, because they are both girls

one has her mothers eyes, and the other is recessive

jesus, both have curly black hair

and nice white skin

ignore the second one that says skin, I wasn't paying attention, one has features like her mother, the other is like the father
Harjika threw 1 100-faced dice. Reason: Birth roll Total: 15
15 15
Harjika threw 1 100-faced dice. Reason: Fucking complications Total: 21
21 21
Harjika threw 1 100-faced dice. Reason: 1687 conception Total: 55
55 55
Harjika threw 1 100-faced dice. Reason: 1687 Birth Total: 23
23 23
Harjika threw 2 100-faced dice. Reason: gender Total: 137
80 80 57 57
Harjika threw 2 100-faced dice. Reason: Eyes n shit Total: 90
86 86 4 4
Harjika threw 2 100-faced dice. Reason: Hair Total: 145
69 69 76 76
Harjika threw 2 100-faced dice. Reason: Skin Total: 123
66 66 57 57
Harjika threw 2 100-faced dice. Reason: lot of rolling, skin Total: 50
3 3 47 47
Harjika threw 1 6-faced dice. Reason: Econ 1687 Total: 4
4 4
 
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@Bismarck, I was very bored. One day, if I care more, I may actually fill out the stupid answers correctly.


I love it!

Scratch that, I am making magic armor right now

here's all the info I have on them that I wrote

Cernunnos(5 dot Magitech): Produced at Institiùd de theicneòlas draoidheil Ghlaschu (Abbreviated IDTDG) and Carron Mechworkstm​.

Scotland had a dream; a dream they would some day forge colossi capable of changing the very course of history. They fantasized of building great steel leviathans that would shake the very earth upon which they walked, towering over the men of earth, wielding mighty guns, and impenetrable armour...

Varying in size to match their tank counterparts, they also vary in weaponry, based on the pilot's choice. They can have a wide variety of weapons, including guns, swords, war-hammers etc., and are named accordingly, and almost always have at least one cannon, no matter how big they are. They have magically enhanced speed, agility, dexterity, and carry weight, making them deadly on the battlefield, even to other mechs. There is even an artillery variation, for easier movement of artillery. These mechs are virtually impenetrable, and the only way to kill the pilot inside, is to first destroy the mech, making them useless even if they do fall into enemy hands.


Armour of Vosegus (2 dot Magitech): Produced at Institiùd de theicneòlas draoidheil Ghlaschu (Abbreviated IDTDG) and Carron Mechworkstm​. Mined from the Vosges mountains, this incredibly hard and durable armor is made almost specifically for Scotland's Cernunnos mechs. This armor acts as a shell that makes the mechs almost impenetrable machines of war

 
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The mod team got distracted by Star Wars. Expect a long wait
 
@Havocfett is recovering from illness and we have four mods resolving actions for 40~ players. If this was just a Star Wars thing, we'd have been done way earlier.
Besides, Sid is some kind of inhuman God-AI toying with us Mortals, which is how he manages to process actions for all of his players in just a week, we can't compare Mortal Mods to him. :V
 
My Discord has gone to shit.

Could you guys post this to #Rambling for me?



I have no Discord and I must shitpost.
 
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Ooookay. I do not want to be rude, but I feel as though this delay has become a bit excessive. I really do want to remain active on this and many others GSRPGs. I can only do that as long as things keep moving. We're neading a second missed turnover.
 
So apparently since Charles gets a god damn +40 because of his man whore powers, I get to roll for birth after all

god dammit, why do I always get complications

aaand another stillbirth

never mid those two, turns out I got a 55 not a 15, +40 to that too

Charles III here we come

Might as well roll conception for next turn as well as econ

solid 95

and another kid, now to roll genders and stuff for both because I forgot

so no Charles II, because they are both girls

one has her mothers eyes, and the other is recessive

jesus, both have curly black hair

and nice white skin

ignore the second one that says skin, I wasn't paying attention, one has features like her mother, the other is like the father
I suppose some things never change, even if it is in another alternate Timeline.
 
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