Gaius Antonius Omake #60: Disco Cultivation, Part 1: My Invincible Gamer System Can't Possibly Be This Useless!
In a small, musty stone room, two men played a game of cards, a rickety old wooden table between them. One was large and stone-faced, with an intimidating air about him that made most people fall in line. The other looked less impressive, being small and weedy, with limp hair that hung like strands of seaweed.
These two men were bandits, belonging to the Blue Wolf Gang. A group of small-timers, they had recently discovered a broken and abandoned Devil fortress and taken up residence inside. By using this place as their operating base, they had been able to bring in far more funds, and had been growing in recent years.
"How exactly is it that you always beat me?" The first man asked, scowling. "This is supposed to be a game of chance; are you cheating?"
"It ain't cheating, buddy. Even if you need luck, there's skill in it too." The seaweed-head explained with a smug smile. "The strategy lies in the margins, in how you maneuver around the luck."
The bigger man put his cards face-down, genuinely curious now. "What does it mean to maneuver around luck? Isn't luck just something you have or don't?"
"Not quite, my friend." The smaller man chuckled. "If you know when your luck will be tested, then you can prepare for it. You can take actions which will improve your chances, or search for a way to get what you want without any luck. If you're very careful, sometimes you can set things up so that if you fail in one way, you can try in another."
"Sounds really complicated." The big guy grumbled, crossing a pair of beefy, vascular arms. "Maybe it does pay off though. So, if I were to play this card like so..."
This conversation went nowhere, as an extremely dead bandit came crashing through the door, rendering it little more than splinters which haphazardly flew across the room. All of the men present drew or picked up some sort of weapon as, to their horror, a ten-man Contubernium of Golden Devil soldiers.
Their well-maintained lamellar and gold-on-black heraldry made them stand out fiercely against the drab stone floor and walls of the hideout, matching the explosiveness of their entrance. At the head of the squad stood a particularly tall Devil in modified armor and a wide-brimmed black hat, clearly the Dekarkes. This man in particular was untouchable, leading from the front and near-instantly ending the life of any enemy who came within range of his swords with gorgeous and precise technique.
With unflappable efficiency, the Devils slaughtered their way through the den, going from room to room in a methodical fashion and striking down every enemy in their path. One weasel-faced bandit unsheathed a pair of sabers and flung himself at the Dekarkes, only to find himself hopelessly stymied by a sizable disc of solid light conjured from that man's hand. Charging with speed uncharacteristic of the Bronze-Blooded, the Dekarkes ran the bandit through as he went and kept moving to dispatch two people behind him.
In a few minutes it was over. The maimed and terrified survivors of the gang were quickly clasped in irons and led out of the hideout.
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Gaius oversaw his squad with a moderate amount of attention as they hauled away the survivors. From how well they had worked together, you would think that Gaius worked with these people all the time. This was only partially true; those particular Legionnaires were from the 119th, a Legion he often took missions with due to large area in which they roamed and operated. So while he knew most of their names, they weren't exactly close comrades. Still, teamwork was a nice change of pace.
As the job was finished up, Gaius turned his thoughts to the current events. This raid had been easy; a little too easy. He couldn't help but feel suspicious at how effortlessly everything had fallen into place. He could have dispatched all of those bandits by himself without bringing a squad along, so why had this task been priced so high and listed as a squad mission?
Oh well, Gaius shrugged. Sometimes a mission is just poorly labeled. Better to over-prepare than under-prepare, he supposed. All that was left was to find the package, and he could return home to a bounty of points that he probably didn't deserve.
Still… it was better to be safe. Gaius broke away from the squad, travelling through more rooms, up and down stairs, even into the collapsed ones. Something about this place was off, he could feel it.
Then he discovered it: in an out of the way storage room, there was a glint of metal beneath a shelf. Picking the shelf up and moving it, Gaius discovered the frame of a secret trapdoor in the floor. Pushing it open and climbing in, he found himself in what seemed to be a second, equally-ordinary storage room.
"Now, what's a funny little place like this doing so hidden? The Blue Wolves aren't competent enough to build something like this…" Gaius mused, summoning a little ball of yellow light to illuminate his surroundings.
"Come on, come on, please don't do this to me…" Came a soft voice from the far corner of the room, interspersed with choking sobs. "I can't go on, don't hide from me anymore!"
Gaius quietly stalked between the shelves until he was just a few feet from the source of the sound, finding a man in the same furs that the other Blue Wolves wore, frantically rifling through containers. This man seemingly didn't even notice he was there yet.
"Turn around slowly to face me. You're under arrest." Gaius called out, and the bandit made a sound like a startled dog.
The mysterious bandit, a thin, strung out looking man with grey hair wearing a straw hat, whirled around, shaking. He looked up at Gaius, and Gaius realized the man wasn't shaking in fear or rage, judging by his expression. Perhaps he had some kind of condition? Not that that mattered.
"Put your hands behind your head, walk toward me, then turn around." Gaius commanded, brandishing his sword. "No need to throw your life away, right?"
"I-I-I can't…" The bandit trembled, some kind of strange technique swirling to life in his body. Gaius didn't recognize this pattern of qi movement at all. "If you take me in, I won't get any more Platinum Root. I'll die, I'll die if I can't have any more!" The man's expression grew ever more desperate, something like resolve pushing through his apprehension.
So that was the situation; the bandits needed this man for something, so they had used addiction to enslave him. A tragic fate, but Gaius still had a job to do. "I know some pill refiners. I'm not sure what Platinum is, but I can try to get something made that can treat you. You're sick, you have to-"
"Shut up, shut up! Leave me alone!" The man screamed, throwing his straw hat like a disc, and Gaius instinctually took a step back, cleanly slashing it in two. What? That was just an ordinary hat, not a treasure or a technique, why would he-
Taking advantage of that second of distraction, the bandit's aura flared up as he released his true technique. A blue light was released from his eyes, carrying wisps of hostile psychic energy. The light washed over Gaius in that moment, and his sight fractured into dozens of pieces, thoughts and sensations swirling into nonsense information. It was agonizing, an entire mind beating itself to pulp with nothing but its own faculties.
Instinctually, Gaius shut off everything. Or rather, everything except touch. Light, sound, smell, all of it vanished; even sapient thought left his mind, abandoning his body to fight purely on instinct. And follow instinct it did, feeling a shift in the air current and slashing up and to the right. From the places where he felt resistance... there! Two steps forward and a lunge!
The first thing to return was thought, which Gaius had set to automatically come back online after ten seconds. Next was smell. Yup, that was definitely the scent of a freshly-dead guy. Sound, Sight and everything else blinked back on, and Gaius found himself in the same antechamber as before, the curse artist lying dead before him. Poor guy.
Gaius exhaled a breath he wasn't aware he'd been holding. That had been far, far, far too close. He could only hope that the half-finished technique had dissipated with the death of its caster. Now all that remained was to clean out this chamber.
The Seeker turned to the open door, from which poured the only source of light. The Legionnaires were rendered in stark black silhouettes as they entered, and Gaius walked forward to explain what had happened.
Suddenly, the ground rushed up to meet him.
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ANCIENT REPTILIAN BRAIN:
"Be honest with me, love: you haven't felt this comfortable in years, have you? Decades, even. That colossal load has finally fallen off your shoulders, at least for a little while."
>"Where am I?"
ANCIENT REPTILIAN BRAIN:
"You wanted to comprehend something you called Super-Sleep, did you? Well here we are, boss. I don't think you'll ever be more asleep than this. Keep your eyes closed and enjoy the abyss a while longer, baby."
>"You're right - this is fantastic. More tranquil than anything I've ever seen."
ANCIENT REPTILIAN BRAIN:
"That's the spirit! We can sink even deeper if you'd like, Mr. Seeker. Your first five senses are completely non-functional, but your sixth is still guttering a bit. Smother it with a pillow and take a trip to Coma Country for a while."
>"That is tempting... wait, what was that you called me?"
ANCIENT REPTILIAN BRAIN:
"Bossman?
>"No, after that. Seeker... oh fuck! I can't let go, I can't let it leave me!"
ANCIENT REPTILIAN BRAIN:
"And we were just getting to know each other too...
Gaius awoke to the sounds of several Legionnaires debating how they ought to resuscitate him, whilst other attempted to call out to him, and yet another ineffectually waved some smelling salts under his nose. All at once, The Seeker sat straight up, then got to his feet with ease and grace.
"Are you alright, Sir?" One man asked nervously.
"Just fine." Gaius said dismissively, cracking his neck. How embarrassing, to get knocked out in front of his Juniors!
"He was holding this in his pocket, sir." A young, slightly nervous-looking Legionnaire handed Gaius a little box made of some kind of dark metal. He took it and found himself shocked by its weight; this thing weighed fifty pounds! Obviously some sort of enchantment was involved. Not only that, but something inside was giving off a seriously potent aura, albeit one so garbled that he couldn't get a read on what it was.
Pocketing the box, The Seeker turned on his heel to leave, only to realize that-
PERCEPTION, TRIVIAL(Succeeded): Oh dear. You realize now that, due to your recent little neurological oopsie, you seem to have pissed yourself.
"Who said that?" Gaius whirled around, glaring. He was not a strict officer, but he did have limits on what he would take while in the field.
"No one said anything just now, Sir." A Legionnaire asked nervously. "Are you sure you're alright?"
COMPOSURE, CHALLENGING(Succeeded): You manage to not let the disgust at having pissed yourself show on your face. Because you have. Pissed yourself, that is.
"I know that one of you is doing that. Little telepathy trick, right? Thought you'd play a prank on a CO?" Gaius looked at each soldier suspiciously, one at a time. "Well it's not funny. Maybe if someone hadn't attacked my brain today I'd laugh with you, but I need you to knock it off."
>AUTHORITY: Yeah baby, that's it! That's the good stuff, nothing like a little domination to get the blood flowing! Fuck the Single Pillar, you should ascend now. Then you'll get to boss around a hundred little tin soldiers.
Gaius' eyelid twitched; that was a step too far. He would speak with Centurion Cassius and ensure all of these Legionnaires got the most degrading jobs on offer for the next few months.
"Forget it. Mission's over, let's report back to the 119th."
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VOLITION: I'm sorry to report that things are not, in fact, getting better. Truthfully, they're getting worse.
>Evaluate your mental state.
Pacing around the outer wall of the Dawn Fortress like the mangy, feral desert fox you feel like, you attempt once more to take stock of your faculties. Try as you like, you can no longer think of yourself in any manner besides the second person. Your motor functions do appear to be working relatively well, but they do not feel like
your movements anymore.
HAND-EYE COORDINATION: They belong to me.
PHYSICAL INSTRUMENT: And me.
REACTION TIME: And sometimes me.
ENDURANCE: I don't own them, but I do keep them running when things get bad. You're welcome, Senior.
HALF-LIGHT: D-don't forget about me, Senior...
VOLITION: Best to keep that last one in very wary regard. He seems timid, but he is
extremely repressed.
>"Wow, it's worse than I thought. How many of you bastards are there?"
ENCYCLOPEDIA: At the moment, there are twenty nine of us including you, Senior. It's you, the Ancient Reptilian Brain, the Limbic System, the Spinal Cord and twenty-four Skills. Pull up your menu if you need a reminder.
PERCEPTION, TRIVIAL(Success): In the lower-right corner of your vision is a little grey box.
>Focus on the box
The box becomes a window, filling almost your entire vision. Arrayed before you are all of your Skills, descriptions of those skills and your Thought Cabinet.
LOGIC, TRIVIAL(Success): Based on the name, this 'Thought Cabinet' seems to contain your, well, thoughts. More specifically, the ideals which define you as a person and influence how you function.
VOLITION: Perhaps we ought to do some pruning in there, Senior. It looks a tad… messy. Five slots alone are just 'The Seeker'. Do you really need the same idea to take up four slots?
>Absolutely not, we are not touching those. They are precious to me.
VOLITION: As you command, Senior.
SHIVERS: In another place, in another time, a gamma ray burst scours the surface of a planet. Thankfully, this world populated only by microorganisms. The radiation boils the ocean like soup, flinging complex carbon chains and protoplasmic chemicals into the atmosphere as gas. The qi of a star is a mighty thing indeed; from that burst, it saturates the world, accelerating the development of spiritual matter. With this prelude, new life is born.
>Visit a physician. Best to have a deep scan done by a professional.
You depart toward Emporikipolis, cloak billowing in the wind and hat tilted slightly to keep the glare of the sun out of your eyes. It is a trip you have done many times.
SHIVERS: The desert air carries stories. Love and loss, pain and gain. All of it tinged with the pathetic despair of inevitable decline. Like a pocket with a hole in it, all glory and life will continue to leave this place.
CONCEPTUALIZATION: The Organ Meat Desert is a hostel bed. The
Optimatoi are like an old man who has lied down to die with dignity.
>Think about something less gloomy.
LOGIC: What about that box? The order was to destroy the Blue Wolf Gang and return their stolen goods. You can't return that until you know what it is and who it belongs to.
>Retrieve the box and look inside.
As you continue the walk to Emporikipolis, you reach into one of your many pockets, cloth and leather producing a pleasing sound as they slide together, and retrieve the small cube of dark metal. You spin it on your finger as you examine the seemingly seamless metal. It cannot be a solid cube of material; something rattles slightly when you shake it by your ear.
>Look inside.
It is as if you hit a brick wall. Something about this box is potent enough to stop even your senses.
>(PERCEPTION, HEROIC) Push your senses harder, force them in there.
CHECK FAILED
For all your attempts to peer inside, you remain completely ignorant. Some kind of array script must be carved into the inside, causing mental interference. Clever - Even if you could see through solid metal, you wouldn't know what's inside.
>(INTERFACE, LEGENDARY) Try to pick the lock.
CHECK FAILED
INTERFACE: Try as you might, you cannot unravel the mysteries of this little box's mechanism. Your tool makes it perhaps one half of the way in, and is stymied at every turn. You will not succeed right now; you are thoroughly flummoxed by this lock's design.
HALF-LIGHT: This is bullshit. This whole day has been terrible and you shouldn't take any more lying down. Show this box who's boss, rip it to pieces!
LOGIC: Hold on now. There are several more methods which can still be tries...
PHYSICAL INSTRUMENT: Ignore the nerd; you should pull it apart anyway. It has been too long since you maxxed out on the bench press. Your muscles ache for engagement.
ELECTROCHEMISTRY: Agreed. You're out of cigarettes, if you can't get nicotine, the dopamine from intense exercise will have to do.
>(PHYSICAL INSTRUMENT, CHALLENGING) Rip open the box.
CHECK SUCCEEDED
PHYSICAL INSTRUMENT: You nod in affirmation. You should just rip it open, it will assuage your ego a bit. Drawing a knife and focusing a truly wasteful amount of qi into the blade, you stab down into the box's surface. When that fails, you place it down on top of a rock and stab with both hands. After several attempts, a small crack opens. You wiggle the knife to wrench it wider, but stop when the black begins to ominously creak.
>Fuck it. Finish the job with your bare hands.
With a groan of heavy exertion and an adamant grip, you slip your fingers into the crack and pull to either side with all of your substantial strength. The corded bronze muscles of your back warp and compress as you exert further force, more and more qi flooding your abnormally enhanced body. The steel box creaks and groans, then begins to distort further. Though likely designed to resist the strength of all below the Foundation stage,, it ultimately falls before the superior physicality of a Bronze-Blooded Body Cultivator in the Eleventh Heavenstage. The hinges finally explode as the lid breaks off entirely, revealing the contents.
ENDURANCE: Damn, that felt fucking good.
It's a piece of spiritually-treated jade, carved into a complex, three-dimensional geometric pattern. Numbers are carved into each flat face; this is a twenty-sided die, used in games of chance.
PERCEPTION, MEDIUM(Succeeded): There is qi all around the jade, but also embedded deeply inside; this object is not just outwardly enchanted, but a charm crafted to fulfil a specific purpose.
ENCYCLOPEDIA, MEDIUM(Succeeded): The sensation of the qi is sharp and unforgiving. It ebbs and flows as it pleases, like an egg yolk on your tongue. This is a luck charm.
SAVOIR FAIRE: Wait a minute! Luck is valuable, should you really be returning this to the rightful owner? You should negotiate a price. ...or, perhaps, replace it with a counterfeit.
>Shelve the thought for later.
SAVOIR FAIRE: I'm telling you man, this is a steal!
As you have no idea who this belongs to, you pocket the charm and continue on your trip. Perhaps you could ask Cassius about it later.
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You knock four times on a sturdy oak door. Before you stands a sturdy clinic made from top-quality bricks and mortar. The sort of place that manifests beauty through sheer function.
CONCEPTUALIZATION: With the sloped roof, The building takes on the appearance of a blunt and rounded profile. It looks like one of those little hammers doctors use to test motor reflexes.
Doctor Octavia Maia is not the foremost physician of the entire Golden Devil Clan. That would be Elder Tiberius, who was once the second best before Elder Marcia died one century ago. Of course, someone that important would never look in your direction; she's too busy with fellow Elders, as well as the upper echelons of the Centurions.
ENCYCLOPEDIA: It would be wise to construct five pillars if you wish to be personally treated by Elder Tiberius. Or whatever the Single Pillar equivalent is.
SAVOIR FAIRE: That is, of course, if you even survive the required tribulation. Why are you not aiming for the Twelfth, again? Forget your ego, Kings are suckers.
AUTHORITY: You ought to carve out whatever part of your disgusting brain dared to say that. How can you be a King if you let yourself think such pathetic thoughts!?
VOLITION: Let's get back on track before things get violent. Senior, please don't take their remarks personally. They want to help you; we all do.
Octavia Maia: "Who is it?" A small old woman asks as she opens the door. Oh, she doesn't outwardly look
that old. To the eyes of a mortal, this would seem like a healthy sixty-year-old woman. But this is the body of a Cultivator, a true immortal; it almost feels wrong to see a Foundation Expert look this withered.
DRAMA: Why doesn't she hide it, sire? I don't understand at all, as a medical specialist, she could look like the prime of her life if she wanted!
ENDURANCE: A flouncing cut-sleeve like you would never get it. This woman is proud of the lifetime of hard work she has lived. She wears the centuries on her face as a declaration that nothing has killed her yet.
CONCEPTUALIZATION: What is the difference between a wrinkle and a scar? Ultimately, they represent the same thing: the world is trying to kill you, but you're still here.
>Bow and ask "Are you Octavia Maia? I need urgent medical attention, Senior."
The doctor raises a dark green eyebrow. "You're still in Qi Condensation. Are you sure you can afford my services?"
EMPATHY: There was a moment of hesitation there; she doesn't want to be cold. The old woman can sense the desperation in your voice.
SUGGESTION: You can probably get her to lower her rate. You don't even need to play it up, this really is a neurological disaster. Let your panic and despair flow freely!
HALF-LIGHT: NO! DO NOT LISTEN TO HIM! THE MOMENT YOU EXPOSE YOURSELF, YOU WILL BE DESTROYED!
COMPOSURE: I agree, though not as... passionately. You've still got your pride, don't you? Keep it together.
>"Yes, I'm good for the rate. I have serious brain damage, I can't settle for anything less."
Octavia Maia: "Alright, come in now then." Octavia commands. All at once, her demeanor shifts. No longer distant and businesslike, the doctor has become a Legate. She will conquer this malady by any means necessary, with ruthless efficiency.
Before you can react, the doctor has led you into her clinic, a utilitarian room with sturdy wooden floors and walls made of high-quality plaster. The worst thing you can say about this place is that it's drab; perhaps not the most comforting decor for an already ailing patient. You are laid down on a firm cot as she wheels out a veritable toolbox of implements. You don't even know what most of those do, but they look scary.
Octavia Maia: "What ails you, and what do you suspect to be the cause?"
>"I was struck by a psychic technique that I could not identify. Ever since then, my mind has become fractured."
Octavia Maia: "Fractured?" The woman asks skeptically. "Explain further. Many people think they have multiple personalities, when really they're just suffering from extreme mood swings or memory loss."
>"I wouldn't call them personalities. They're all parts of me. Different emotions and functions, talking over each other instead of working together."
COMPOSURE: When you say it like that, you really do sound like a loon. You should try to be more cool. Don't be unhinged, be tortured and brooding.
LOGIC: Although you are, by any reasonable definition, extremely unhinged right now.
COMPOSURE: So nothing's changed, then? Conceal, don't feel.
Octavia Maia: "And what kinds of things are they saying to you?" The doctor continues, unabated.
>"They call themselves my Skill System. Different parts of my brain take the form of different Skills with their own values. There's a little box in the corner of my eye listing them all; I can make it big and read it whenever I want."
Octavia Maia: "What? Y-you… Skill System? Numbers and images in the corner of your eye? Are you absolutely sure!?"
EMPATHY, TRIVIAL(succeeded): Octavia has gone about as pale as a Devil can get, and her pupils are dilated. This woman is in shock, and making a poor attempt to hide it. Something about the term 'Skill System' has fiercely set her off.
AUTHORITY: The sight of a Fountation Building Expert quaking with fear at your words is darkly satisfying.
>"What's with that face? You look like you've seen a dragon."
Octavia Maia: "I practically have, sir. Have you truly never heard of the legendary System Users?"
SHIVERS: Somewhere, several infinities away, a man's hands press down on little square buttons. With a
clack clack clack, an imaginary warrior slays an imaginary demon, and his miserable life is momentarily brightened.
>"I have absolutely no recollection of the term."
Octavia Maia: A bead of sweat drips down the old woman's face, and she brushes a lock of hair behind her head to buy time to collect herself. "It is said that every thousand years or so, a person comes around who sees the world itself as a game. They use an unorthodox cultivation method known as a Game System, sometimes called a UI or Literal RPG, to mathematically break down all parts of themselves and their surroundings."
>"That does seem to fit my whole..."
gesture at head "Situation right now. But I don't exactly feel powerful."
Octavia Maia: She gestures grandly, as if to indicate the towering implication of this method. "With this greater understanding of the world and themselves, they improve extremely quickly through a mysterious cultivation technique known as Level Grinding. In almost every case, a System User grows to become an extremely dangerous and powerful being and influences history in a major way. You should be grateful to have received this gift."
PHYSICAL INSTRUMENT: Just think of the power you could gain. You must master this "Literal RPG".
LOGIC, MEDIUM(succeeded): That doesn't sound like us, though. The only thing that's been quantified here is aspects of your own mind.
>"That does sort of fit, but I don't feel any more capable. In fact, seeing the world this way has made everything more difficult. I'd rather have a brain that works together instead of bickering."
Octavia Maia: She looks at you, head slightly askew, as if you just asked her to remove a healthy limb. "You don't seem to comprehend the potential that a UI has. Surely it must be assisting you in some capacity?"
DRAMA: Of course we assist you, Sire. All those feelings you refuse to acknowledge are floating to the surface. It's much healthier to work through them, isn't it?
COMPOSURE: It absolutely is not. Death would be preferable. I would gladly accept annihilation if it means the repression can continue.
PAIN TOLERANCE: Death, huh? A painful demise doesn't sound so bad. I think this guy has a point. You should go find something strong enough to kill you!
VOLITION: YOU'RE NOT HEARING ANY OF THAT! THEY NEVER SAID ANYTHING! ABORT THOUGHT, ABORT THOUGHT!
>"No, they're a bunch of useless assholes. Everything takes several times longer and they make me feel sad. They don't help me fight or cultivate at all, as far as I can tell."
Octavia Maia: "If you are really such a fool that you would deny this gift, then there might be a way: the Scepter of Multiplayer." Her face creases in disappointment at the very idea someone would give up such a 'blessing'. "A relic left behind by a previous System User three thousand years ago, before she left the Third Sea. Supposedly she used it to grant allies a lesser version of her own System, but it can presumably do the opposite and take it away."
HALF-LIGHT: That sounds perfect. Sweet abyss, here I come!
>"And where would I find this treasure?"
Octavia Maia: "No idea. Supposedly it's about a million miles to the east, locked away so tight that you'd need to be a Nascent Soul to get past the security measures." She looks at you meaningfully. "Like I said, System Users are very powerful."
LOGIC, TRIVIAL(Success): Meaning, you can't get to it.
EMPATHY, MEDIUM(Success): She's holding something back from you. She never actually said that was the only way.
>"Are you sure there's no other way to return my brain to normal?"
Octavia Maia: After several seconds, the old woman lets out a sigh. "Fine. You might also be able to reverse the effect through an interaction with the thing that caused it. I'm assuming the artist who hit you was in Qi Condensation? No one of that stage could create a System User on their own, intentionally or otherwise."
>"He was in Qi Condensation, yes."
ENDURANCE: And a weakling too. What Immortal loses their mind from a chemical imbalance?
ELECTROCHEMISTRY: Hey, don't knock it 'till you try it.
Octavia Maia: The old doctor lets out a mighty
harrumph. "Then all I can do at this juncture is perform a deep brain scan and concoct some pills to slow down the degeneration to a crawl. I'm no professional curse-breaker; the rest is up to you."
ELECTROCHEMISTRY: Pills? Now you're speaking my language. Swallowing strange new substances, that's what makes life worth living!
Octavia Maia: As you lie back on the cot, the faint smell of ozone hits you. Octavia rubs her hands together, producing a small but tightly-focused electric charge. "I'll need to knock you out to scan your brain thoroughly. You'll wake up in a few hours." She says, before poking you in the forehead, driving a needle of electricity through your brain. As easily as turning off a lantern, it all goes dark.
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This whole parody started when I thought to myself "What if a person in Xianxia-land got a LitRPG system that hindered them rather than making them super strong? That would be funny." So I decided to do something with my then-recent Disco Elysium addiction and write this.
It really is a deeply fascinating way of writing a character, separating their brain like this. And Gaius is enough of a walking pile of complexes that this works for him as well as it does DE's protagonist.
The Skills are deeply unpleasant at times because many of them voice the unpleasant subconscious thoughts that run through a person's head all the time. It was fun in a way to tackle such ugly feelings.