Rumors:
ICHDH Declares A Stage 2 Pandemic - The Tessen Speaker
The Imperial Commission For Health, Diseases, And Hygiene has, after reviewing the local conditions in the outer zones of Tessen, that a Stage 2 Pandemic is currently underway and may be elevated into a Stage 3, with signs indicating that a Stage 4 may be possible if not quickly counteracted. Therefore, due to the declaration, all citizens are hereby asked to wear full-face masks when going outside or cover their mouth/nose with medicinal masks when interacting with non-family members unless they engage in physically demanding labor. Furthermore, elevated levels of personal hygiene are also to be observed, and as such, the weekly fees for all public baths are waived until the Stage is lowered to 1 or 0. Lastly, any person falling ill must have another person notify authorities of their sickness and quarantine within their home if possible or seek medical facilities that enable such quarantines post-haste. The ICHDH pays for the fees or potential costs for the duration of the quarantine and consider signing up for possible vaccine trials in the coming weeks or months. Finally, we would like to take this opportunity to remind our readers to refresh their vaccinations for common diseases such as fever, measles, and black hives, with any Mutated that have suffered from the Occular Destabilization Mutation or the Charred Flu to check with trusted doctors to ensure their health and well-being. Attached to the last page are locations to attain vaccines in various for-profit, private, charity, or religious healthcare institutions in your local area. Stay Healthy!
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Shield-Belt-Alliance Announces Self-Made Airfleet - The Truthful Observers
In a pitiful try to emulate the wonderous might of the Imperial Airfleet, the SBA has announced that they managed to lift a pathetic hunk of metal, wood, plastic, and rope into the air with a pitiful weapon strapped on, no doubt due to the request of some general that thinks blood and muscle will beat out any Knight any day. However, having made some headway into acquiring Suspendium of their own within their territories, estimates of the quantity place the fields discovered at several orders of magnitudes smaller than those currently being harvested by House Dall within the Forest of Rust. An activity that has allowed the IAF to lift an additional eighty ships since its inception, four battlecruisers added to the Emperor's Service last month alone! And while the benefits for the military are undisputable, the effects on the civilian economy have been nothing short of miraculous. With an eyewatering amount of coins changing hands, hundreds of service stations are erected across the Empire, with thousands more being planned and prepared!
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We Apologize For The Current Lack Of Issues - Rags, Rumors, And Rants
Due to a recent, and very unfortunate, bout of illnesses, most of our writing staff has been struck ill with one disease or another. In compliance with Imperial Regulations and with the orders of the ICHDH, our affected teams have self-quarantined, directly impacting our work. We will try to ensure our quality work can be enjoyed soon by you, dear reader, yet the body is weak, even if the mind is willing to write.
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Region Report/s
Unrest due to the layoffs has increased across the lower sections of Hal while decreasing in the upper strata due to the greater access to wealth and opportunities available for the returning workers. Unfortunately, the scavenging business is one of the industries seeing a rise. However, it has not been contained to the Necropolis underneath the city, with the lowest levels slowly turning into a low-level combat zone due to the number of desperate people seeking any amount of wealth they can use to feed themselves and pay bills such as rent, protection money, medicine, clothes, weapons, and religious rites and objects used for their faiths. Unfortunately, few expect the violence to die down anytime soon.
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Spy-Network:
The Marquess of Tessen is preparing for a possible pandemic while keeping an eye out for the approaching sandstorm.
House Ulatarn is preparing for a possible pandemic.
House Mirn is preparing for a possible pandemic while decoding data storage. The first few blocks of information were released, turning out to be fantasy novels of mediocre quality and disturbing societal views ranging from democracy to the dehumanization of women to the bafflement of many.
The Military has concluded testing, with the JY-28c Long-Range Armor Penetrating Erbalista entering service for select sharpshooter units and auxiliary squads.
The Adventurer Guild has had many groups drafted to keep an eye on the potential pandemic.
The Followers of Light are keeping a close eye on the pandemic.
The Lost are opening medical facilities within their territories, though they are sub-par and often barely better than nothing. Still, a clean bed, clean water, access to food, and rest are levels above what most can afford.
Dirty Daggers are operating as usual.
The Family is operating as usual.
The Common People are keeping up with the withering reviews of the re-discovered fantasy novels and the pandemic news.
The Mutated are keeping up with the withering reviews of the re-discovered fantasy novels and the pandemic news.