The purple part is the best bit.
Humans
Level 999
Attacks Per Turn: Yes
Affinity: Earth | Fire | Wind | Water | Lightning | Magic
Ability: Auto Assault | Autonomous Combat | Evolution of Warfare
Soooooooooooo... What was the reaction of everybody else on her level when she pulled this out?
I'm imagining her cackling because she made us so that when we discovered magic we'd immediately go out of our way to make our personal brand as conceptual and overpowered as possible.
Like, Gaia is a power-gaming, Epic Level D&D Wizard in the game of life for interstellar bodies and gods
tm, and we're her self-power-gaming, sorcerous Von Neumann swarm army.
And the other players mocked her for spending so much GP on her incredibly inferior life forms whose only advantage was endurance, and who only rarely even manifested magical abilities,
and who needed so much babying in the beginning because they couldn't even walk without things around their feet and needed decades to become self sufficient,
and who couldn't even duplicate without dying half the time,
but Gaia planned for the long term! Where those prissy elves were messing about with their swords and fairies were relying on magic to do everything, we focused on cumulative effort! Our tools helped our children build more tools! Our knowledge advanced itself! EXPONENTIAL GROWTH, WIELDED BY HEROIC WILLPOWER AND RESOLVE! WHO'S LAUGHING NOW, HUH?!?!? WHO'S LAUGHING NOW?!?!?!?!? ME, THAT'S WHO!!!!!!!! Uhh... *ahem* Right, done now.
Even though we're fucking up the environment
Hah, say that again after a visit to three thousand feet above the ground in a light sport aircraft. Puts things in perspective. Really, I think she doesn't much care because she knows how little we're actually doing... Or because maybe she likes playing with plastic, like George Carlin postulated. Either or.
First contact between her and... anyone really, scared the ever loving shit out of both sides when it dawned on them exactly what she was.
"Hi! I'm the being who created humans! I'm not even actively helping them out, this is just their autonomous capabilities. Goodbye, and have a nice day!"
*walks off, covered in the exploded heads of the people she just talked too*
@crystalwatcher, So... I'm going to try and guess why she's neutral: Is it because she doesn't really care about which side wins, as long as her favorite things survive?
Also, if a country were to just set aside a day to literally do some earth hugging, would her reaction involve more
laughing or
dawwing?