Crystalwatcher's Magical Girl Quest!

Actually, I think there isn't a limit to how many allies Echo of Peace protects.

See, no mention of a limit besides it only applying to those we consider allies, which can include everyone in an army. That is a game changer.
Who says it's a modest number of mooks? It's defined as just allies that could range anywhere from the entire unified light to any ally in the same battle as us. Cutting all attacks against the unified light in half might get the dark lord himself to come kill us and even if it's just the battle we're currently in if it's a battle that fields armies we'd end up buffing the entire army.
For 550 XP? Yeah, no. Pull the other one.
 
As promised. Gaia's glorious bullshit.

(Unaligned Front) Gaia

The Will of The Earth

Stats

Health: 35,000,000
Base Damage: N/A
Base Resilience: 11,500,000
Magic Modifier: 66,666,666
Affinity: Earth | Fire | Wind | Water | Lightning | Sky | Magic | Life | Horror | Hope | Creation | World
Weapon

Humans
Level 999
Attacks Per Turn: Yes
Affinity: Earth | Fire | Wind | Water | Lightning | Magic
Ability: Auto Assault | Autonomous Combat | Evolution of Warfare

WEAPON
Level 500
Attacks Per Turn: N/A
Affinity: Magic | Horror | Hope | Creation | World
Ability: Auto Assault | Autonomous Combat | Instant Recovery
Spells
Instant Evolution
Level 800
Base Damage: N/A
Magic Modifier: 10,000,000
Affinity: Life | Horror | Creation
Ability: Possession | Max Boost

(Gaia) Hyper Evolved Scorpion (945337)
Ability

Passage of Time
-Gaia is completely and totally aware of every event that has ever happened upon her surface. Every thought, every idea, and every concept. As time passes this knowledge updates automatically and continuously through the collective experiences of the entire Human Race as they fight across different dimensions.

The World Egg

-Gaia is capable of directly effecting anything and everything within her sphere of influence to a minor degree. The more in line with her intentions the object she influences, the more control she has over it.

Beyond Good and Evil
-Gaia cannot be directly targeted by any attack that lacks sufficient range to effect a global change. Anything that falls short of such a scale is rendered ineffective and ignored.

Celestial Combat
-Gaia is capable of waging combat against planetary bodies and godlike beings.
 
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As promised. Gaia's glorious bullshit.
...I don't even have words.

Just...holy crap. And she's Unaligned?

Wait...didn't you say that some of the top 10 MGs were WEAPONs? As in, Gaia's WEAPONs?

Finally, could we some the definitions of some of the newest weapon abilities? Like the BK's or human's Autonomous Combat or GR's Desires of the Impure World's Reincarnation or Gaia's Instant Evolution's Possession?
 
As promised. Gaia's glorious bullshit.

(Unaligned Front) Gaia

The Will of The Earth

Stats

Health: 35,000,000
Base Damage: N/A
Base Resilience: 11,500,000
Magic Modifier: 66,666,666
Affinity: Earth | Fire | Wind | Water | Lightning | Sky | Magic | Life | Horror | Hope | Creation | World
Weapon

Humans
Level 999
Attacks Per Turn: Yes
Affinity: Earth | Fire | Wind | Water | Lightning | Magic
Ability: Auto Assault | Autonomous Combat | Evolution of Warfare

WEAPON
Level 500
Attacks Per Turn: N/A
Affinity: Magic | Horror | Hope | Creation | World
Ability: Auto Assault | Autonomous Combat | Instant Recovery
Spells
Instant Evolution
Level 800
Base Damage: N/A
Magic Modifier: 10,000,000
Affinity: Life | Horror | Creation
Ability: Possession | Max Boost
Ability

Passage of Time
-Gaia is completely and totally aware of every event that has ever happened upon her surface. Every thought, every idea, and every concept. As time passes this knowledge updates automatically and continuously through the collective experiences of the entire Human Race as they fight across different dimensions.

The World Egg
-Gaia is capable of directly effecting anything and everything within her sphere of influence to a minor degree. The more in line with her intentions the object she influences, the more control she has over it.

Beyond Good and Evil
-Gaia cannot be directly targeted by any attack that lacks sufficient range to effect a global change. Anything that falls short of such a scale is rendered ineffective and ignored.

Celestial Combat
-Gaia is capable of waging combat against planetary bodies and godlike beings.
Does Goddess Gold's "Oblivion Awaits" spell count as large enough range to get past "Beyond Good and Evil" (disregarding the fact that its damage is slightly less than Gaia's Resilience)?
 
...I don't even have words.
I had a lot of fun writing it.

Just...holy crap. And she's Unaligned?
Yes.

Wait...didn't you say that some of the top 10 MGs were WEAPONs? As in, Gaia's WEAPONs?
/人 ◕ ‿‿ ◕ 人\

Finally, could we some the definitions of some of the newest weapon abilities? Like the BK's or human's Autonomous Combat or GR's Desires of the Impure World's Reincarnation or Gaia's Instant Evolution's Possession?
Autonomous Combat allows the weapon to act totally independent of the wielder as a completely separate entity. This makes them nearly impossible to direct in specific ways, but allows them to react to things that the wielder wouldn't otherwise see coming.

Reincarnation means perfect resurrection. As in "I cast monster reborn. Fuck your shit."

Possession allows the caster to take direct and total control of the target. Lots more to the given spell, but them's the basics.

Does Goddess Gold's "Oblivion Awaits" spell count as large enough range to get past "Beyond Good and Evil" (disregarding the fact that its damage is slightly less than Gaia's Resilience)?
Yes. Oblivion Awaits if used at full range can depopulate a continent in one go, and damage a planetary body.

Huh, would Gaia's WEAPONS happen to be inspired by/of the FF7 variety?
Possibly.
 
So. Humanity probably loves Gaia. How does Gaia feel about humanity?

Is she the type that cares about how humanity is destroying the environment, or is she of the view that since humanity is still part of nature it is okay?
 
So. Humanity probably loves Gaia. How does Gaia feel about humanity?

Is she the type that cares about how humanity is destroying the environment, or is she of the view that since humanity is still part of nature it is okay?
Gaia freaking loves humans. Even though we're fucking up the environment we're not directly damaging her, just everything that lives on her. So long as we don't do something stupid and kill our selves off like idiots, she's happy to leave us be. And honestly? She's been enjoying modern human entertainment.

As in, she's an avid Spacebattler, plays Warhammer 40k, and a lot of other stuff of similar bent as well.

The problem with that though is a number of shows she saw where Humans somehow get turned into some kind of ultimate being gave her ideas. Good or bad is up to debate.
 
Gaia freaking loves humans. Even though we're fucking up the environment we're not directly damaging her, just everything that lives on her. So long as we don't do something stupid and kill our selves off like idiots, she's happy to leave us be. And honestly? She's been enjoying modern human entertainment.

As in, she's an avid Spacebattler, plays Warhammer 40k, and a lot of other stuff of similar bent as well.

The problem with that though is a number of shows she saw where Humans somehow get turned into some kind of ultimate being gave her ideas. Good or bad is up to debate.
Now I'm not sure if I want to meet her in person or not. Meet her avatar, I mean, we've already kind of met her body the moment we're born.

Actually, can we meet her avatar in the future or is she one of those things that'll remain mostly in the background unless things go off the (current) rails?
 
And how common is stuff like Gaia? Did the Unified Light/Darkness have a WTF moment when they discovered her existence?
Not very. Entities on her scale tend towards being floating balls of energy that lack a physical form. She's actually considered a type of planet-scale Genius Loci.

First contact between her and... anyone really, scared the ever loving shit out of both sides when it dawned on them exactly what she was. Humans in general had a collective "oh shit" moment until she revealed that she had no hard feelings for all the pollution.
 
Angel Notes and Evangelion were the two primary.
Angel Notes is the one Nasu work where Gaia died because of reasons and humanity kept living on without her because fuck you we're humans, right? Oh shit she wants to create Type-Earth.

And she wants to do it via Instrumentality. Well, fuck you too Anno! :mad:
Let's meet her, hang out with the avatar of our planet, convince her that Instrumentality is a horrible idea and play some Warhammer with her. It'll be great!
 
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Shesh, we need to convince her that the best form of SUPER EVOLVED HUMAN... is LEVELING UP~

Same form, but now with x10 power levels!

DBZ style Ki GRINDING.


We don't want 'I never asked for this' events!
 
Shesh, we need to convince her that the best form of SUPER EVOLVED HUMAN... is LEVELING UP~

Same form, but now with x10 power levels!

DBZ style Ki GRINDING.


We don't want 'I never asked for this' events!
The Post-Instrumentality Gestalt can't even evolve properly, everyone is too busy living in blissful dreamworlds to do anything with their collective god-like power.

Essentially a Cosmic, God-Like paperweight.
 
So if Gaia is 'Type-Earth', does that mean magical girls are essentially the manifestations of humanities will?
Ala Counter guardians of Alaya?

It does fit somewhat.
Counter guardians are given just enough power to deal with a threat - stronger magical girls show up as the situation becomes more dire.
And only humans have magical girls.
 
So if Gaia is 'Type-Earth', does that mean magical girls are essentially the manifestations of humanities will?
Ala Counter guardians of Alaya?
*Nasu instinct twitches* for clarification, or in case you didn't know; Alya is Humanity's survival instinct, not their will. Humanity is too divided to "will" anything more coherent than "don't die". You won't get a proper "will of humanity" until humanity all merge into a singular entity, ala instrumentality.


This has been the Nasu Trivia Corner with LostDeviljho, thanks for watching.
 
*Nasu instinct twitches* for clarification, or in case you didn't know; Alya is Humanity's survival instinct, not their will. Humanity is too divided to "will" anything more coherent than "don't die". You won't get a proper "will of humanity" until humanity all merge into a singular entity, ala instrumentality.


This has been the Nasu Trivia Corner with LostDeviljho, thanks for watching.
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Angel Notes and Evangelion were the two primary.
... Welp.
 
The purple part is the best bit.
Humans
Level 999
Attacks Per Turn: Yes
Affinity: Earth | Fire | Wind | Water | Lightning | Magic
Ability: Auto Assault | Autonomous Combat | Evolution of Warfare
Soooooooooooo... What was the reaction of everybody else on her level when she pulled this out?

I'm imagining her cackling because she made us so that when we discovered magic we'd immediately go out of our way to make our personal brand as conceptual and overpowered as possible.

Like, Gaia is a power-gaming, Epic Level D&D Wizard in the game of life for interstellar bodies and godstm​, and we're her self-power-gaming, sorcerous Von Neumann swarm army.

And the other players mocked her for spending so much GP on her incredibly inferior life forms whose only advantage was endurance, and who only rarely even manifested magical abilities, and who needed so much babying in the beginning because they couldn't even walk without things around their feet and needed decades to become self sufficient, and who couldn't even duplicate without dying half the time, but Gaia planned for the long term! Where those prissy elves were messing about with their swords and fairies were relying on magic to do everything, we focused on cumulative effort! Our tools helped our children build more tools! Our knowledge advanced itself! EXPONENTIAL GROWTH, WIELDED BY HEROIC WILLPOWER AND RESOLVE! WHO'S LAUGHING NOW, HUH?!?!? WHO'S LAUGHING NOW?!?!?!?!? ME, THAT'S WHO!!!!!!!! Uhh... *ahem* Right, done now. :oops:
Even though we're fucking up the environment
Hah, say that again after a visit to three thousand feet above the ground in a light sport aircraft. Puts things in perspective. Really, I think she doesn't much care because she knows how little we're actually doing... Or because maybe she likes playing with plastic, like George Carlin postulated. Either or.
First contact between her and... anyone really, scared the ever loving shit out of both sides when it dawned on them exactly what she was.
"Hi! I'm the being who created humans! I'm not even actively helping them out, this is just their autonomous capabilities. Goodbye, and have a nice day!"
*walks off, covered in the exploded heads of the people she just talked too*

@crystalwatcher, So... I'm going to try and guess why she's neutral: Is it because she doesn't really care about which side wins, as long as her favorite things survive?

Also, if a country were to just set aside a day to literally do some earth hugging, would her reaction involve more laughing or dawwing?
 
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