How smart are Dorfs when not supervised?
How smart are Dorfs when not supervised?
I like how you've subtly included the bit where fortress stability often dictates offing half your migrants.
If it's anything like the game, "suicidally dumb". But it looks like an unattended fortress here can continue growing up to the point where it digs Too Deep and gets wiped out, so maybe these Dorfs are a little bit smarter than usual?
Suicidal lemmings that are perpetually high as a kite.If it's anything like the game, "suicidally dumb". But it looks like an unattended fortress here can continue growing up to the point where it digs Too Deep and gets wiped out, so maybe these Dorfs are a little bit smarter than usual?
Actually, those are typos from the copy paste storm.I like how you've subtly included the bit where fortress stability often dictates offing half your migrants.
You ever read about Boatmurdered?
I haven't.
Dwarf Fortress - Boatmurdered Part #1 - Intro by Evilslug
....Dwarf Fortress - Boatmurdered Part #1 - Intro by Evilslug
A bunch of people on the SomethingAwful forums passed a save file around, one year in-game per turn. Written in-character as the journal of each successive overseer of the fortress of Boatmurdered, which was... let's say exceptionally dorfy. Very much worth reading.
Aaaaand the update has been delayed for another week. We were just getting the schedule back in place!
Eh, the Boatmurdered saga only took me like, three days to get through. I'm sure it'll be fine.Aaaaand the update has been delayed for another week. We were just getting the schedule back in place!
Headshoots is where it is really at. Holistic Detective. Beating demons to death with her backpack.Dwarf Fortress - Boatmurdered Part #1 - Intro by Evilslug
A bunch of people on the SomethingAwful forums passed a save file around, one year in-game per turn. Written in-character as the journal of each successive overseer of the fortress of Boatmurdered, which was... let's say exceptionally dorfy. Very much worth reading.
I'm sure our QM is more disciplined than that.................
And it becomes even more terrifying if her backup is instead someone capable of mind controlling or Befriending the giant monsters that get spawned.so she can with a month of say goddess golds time start mass producing what are effectively level 3 demons en mass, sure every so often a hostile level 4 demon spawns but at that point the pile of dwarves can mob it to death given there production center is essentially a massive overly elaborate and death trap infested fortress they will probably lose less than 1200 of them doing it.
That's adorable.I'm sure our QM is more disciplined than that.................
Pretty much. The only true bottle neck are those said Class 4 demons. If one of those things spawn at a bad time the whole thing goes belly up. If the Unified Light knows that a location is going to become strategically important within those 34 days they would more than willing to invest in finding a spare Magical Girl strong enough to take on those said Class 4 demons in order to ensure it reaches that Level 5 status.huh, so it takes a fortress 34 days to reach max level assuming the overseer spends the whole time watching it and has somone stronger than her deal with the happy fun stuff. At that point assuming continued managment it would produce 1200 dwarven warriors and 240 "tamed" monsters a day. That's absolutely terrifying, from some back of the napkin math a dwarf could kill a hellbeast in one turn easily, and one shot 6 soul reavers a turn.
so she can with a month of say goddess golds time start mass producing what are effectively level 3 demons en mass, sure every so often a hostile level 4 demon spawns but at that point the pile of dwarves can mob it to death given there production center is essentially a massive overly elaborate and death trap infested fortress they will probably lose less than 1200 of them doing it.
screw hidden fun stuff surprise, she can set up an army to rival Rei's with enofgh startup investment. If the dwarves can march out of there fortress she could eventually build up enofgh of them to threaten entire demonic legions, If not then she can set up near untakeable strong points.
hell if she sends out say 10,000 level 5 dwarven warriors and has them guard a new fortress it would proably make it to level 5 without issue, and at that point it either starts going exponential or the UD started desperately throwing level 5 demons at her fortress until they are reduced to rubble. Which has the pleasant side effect of the UD expending high tire assets against massive fortresses manned by non sapient magical drones.
You are really obsessed with this idea for some reason.And it becomes even more terrifying if her backup is instead someone capable of mind controlling or Befriending the giant monsters that get spawned.
I'm sure our QM is more disciplined than that.................
At the moment eyes are hurting a bit, but I don't think that'll stop it. Yet anyway.
Overseer has to personally spawn new fortresses on her own. And without her direct imput they're not intelligent enough to dogpile Happy Fun Stuff with numbers on their own.fuck man, we aren't the exponentially growing threat to the UD, Dwarven overseer is. Drop her and anything strong enofgh to deal with the hidden fun stuff for the first fortress and she'll be able to start growing exponentially. The first fortress takes 34 days to set up, lets say a month later she sends out 10,000 dwarves to setup a new fortress on there own, it will take them 70 days to reach level 5 assuming the 10,000 guards kill the hidden fun stuff, then that fortress starts pumping out another 600 dwarves a day, and at that point it goes exponential and a year or two later the UD is overrun by an endless horde of angry beards with axes.
Overseer has to personally spawn new fortresses on her own. And without her direct imput they're not intelligent enough to dogpile Happy Fun Stuff with numbers on their own.
Overseer has to personally spawn new fortresses on her own. And without her direct imput they're not intelligent enough to dogpile Happy Fun Stuff with numbers on their own.